John Travolta True To The Cause

John Travolta says he doesn't plan to see Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology which explains how it is a manipulative cult which participates in forced labor, extortion, tax evasion, and what are no doubt a shit load of super weird sober orgies. Gay John Travolta claims people really enjoy listening to his pompous self-help nonsense about an overlord named Xenu and doesn't see the organization's real estate...

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John Travolta Bad Touched The Oscars

The Academy Awards were your usual bit of stilted passing of trophies to actors and filmmakers with preparedspeeches about racial injustice, gay rights, and equal pay for women. Also, how we're really not about Transformers and Iron Man even though that makes up 99% of our industry revenue. Those all sound good. But I don't need an affliction movie to breakout at my civil rights rally. I just want Charlize Theron to...

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John Travolta Does Damage Control

John Travolta threw his kids under the bus when asked why he was cruising for sweaty man cock in thegym at 3 a.m. "I'm a father. They still want me to play with them at a level of a much younger man...in order to stay healthy for them, that's what I do." Studies have shown an active sex life is key to good aging. Blow jobs in the 24 Hour Fitness men's sauna are more than invigoratingsolong as you don't contract the...

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John Travolta Trolling

John Travolta was ina Planet Fitness at 3 ameven though his estate clearlyhas a gym and he probably doesn't work out. Travolta struck up a conversation with a gym goer and then allowed him to takea photo, a series of events which is the straight man's equivalent of going to a dumb fucking dance club and buying girls shots. The guy posted the photo to Reddit and explained how extremely outgoingTravolta was: "He asked...

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John Travolta Plunges Into Gay Rumors

Nobody denies a gay rumor like John Travolta. It's like watching a pro at his best. He doesn't really deny them so much as say he laments the state of the modern media or changes the subject by mentioning his tragically deceased teenage son. Nobody really gives a shit anymore if John Travolta like a little cock for breakfast. Maybe twenty years ago it was interesting only because everybody in Hollywood was still in...

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John Travolta Wants You To Know He's a Pilot

John Travolta loves to fly planes. He owns more planes than you and a couple less than United Airlines. He is trained to fly his jets which I guess also authorizes him to dress like a pilot. Just like the last time you changed a tire you did so in your greasy Bronko's garage jumpsuit. John Travolta just flew himself to the Czech republic and popped out of his plane in his spiffy captain's suit. He really is just a...

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John Travolta sings with Olivia Newton John, isnt gay at all

Olivia Newton-John, well, is alive, for one, so the surprises are all downhill from here, but has a Christmas album coming out, and today she released the first video, a duet with John Travolta. And if dancing with his ‘Grease' co-star was supposed to make him look less gay, it did not work. At all. He looks gayer than ever. This is as gay as any man can look without a penis in his mouth. [gallery id="6389"]

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Kirstie Alley says John Travolta isn't gay

Despite dozens and dozens of rumors to the contrary, Kirstie Alley swears that fellow Scientologist John Travolta is not gay, and if anyone could see through all the smoke and mirrors and discover the truth about something, it's a Scientologist. "Believe me, it took everything I had inside, outside, whatever, to not run off and marry John and be with John for the rest of my life," Alley tells Barbara Walters on "Good...

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John Travoltas gay lover has an interview

Back in June, the woman who was John Travolta's personal secretary from 1978 to 1994 told the Enquirer that he had a secret gay lover. It was his private pilot, Doug Gotterba, and now Doug is "spilling all the secrets" of "their passionate six-year relationship" to the Enquirer too. I don't have a dictionary in front of me but it doesn't seem as if those two know what the word "secret" means. Former pilot Doug...

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John Travolta had a 6 year gay affair with his pilot

The woman who was John Travolta's personal secretary for 16 years, from 1978 to 1994, has an interview in the new issue of the Enquirer, and let's just get this over with as quickly as possible. "I did everything for (Travolta), including taking care of his personal and professional schedules. Of course I knew he was gay. It never bothered me." She also says she was aware of Travolta's affair with Doug Gotterba, who...

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John Travolta goes to interesting parties

The Enquirer published pictures today that were reportedly taken at a party in 1997, showing John Travolta wearing a dress and a fur stole, with earrings, a necklace, a bra (wait what), and even full makeup including eyeliner and a soft pink lipstick that really pulls the outfit together. They go on to say that the recent allegations by men claiming Travolta propositioned them for sex (it's up to 8 now, with the New...

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John Travolta did Jeff Conaway while he slept, another masseuse while awake

When we last left John Travolta, he was on a bit of a cold streak, getting shot down for gay sex by two male masseuses, but as we pick up the tale today, John has adjusted his strategy by hitting on masseuses who are actually gay, or simply by blowing his friends while they sleep. Things are really heatin' up now! The Enquirer (via the New York Post) says: (Travolta) shocked his "Grease" co-star Jeff Conaway when he...

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something actually went right for John Travolta

Two male masseuses and a former cruise ship employee all accused John Travolta of sexual assault this week, but today the attorney for the first masseur (known as "John Doe #1") told The Wrap he has stepped down after "Doe" admitted he might have the wrong dates listed in his lawsuit against Travolta. ...that could throw doubt on the accuser's claims on multiple fronts. Not only would it call his memory and account of...

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a third man is now accusing John Travolta of sexual assault

Some guy with the sexy name Fabian Zanzi has become the third man in three days to publicly accuse John Travolta of sexual assault. And like the 8 millionth to privately do so. Fabian Zanzi (says) Travolta accosted him while he was working on the Royal Caribbean cruise ship in 2009 and the actor was a guest on the boat. "He had something on his neck. I thought it was a fuzz. As I approached, he took off his white coat...

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A second male masseuse is now suing John Travolta

John Travolta was trolling male masseuses for easy gay sex, but everything fell apart because he was so creepy about it, and I'm not talking about the sexual battery lawsuit filed yesterday, or the new one filed today, but an email I posted in 2006 saying Travolta was doing the exact same stuff back then while filming ‘Hairspray' in Toronto. While in town, he went to the Mayfair Raquet and Fitness Centre to get some...

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