Despite all the tough talk, it was abundantly clear from the very beginning that the John Gotti movie with John Travolta and Lindsay Lohan was never anything but a publicity stunt and the producer had no idea wtf he was doing. So it should come as no surprise that filming has now been postponed indefinitely because they have no money. And movies cost money. Unless you just film the girl across the street stepping out of the shower like I do.
09.20.2011 John Travolta endorses planes
Doesn’t seem like it would be that hard to contact the 50 people on earth on the market for a private plane one by one, but apparently it is, so Bombardier hired John Travolta to promote their new planes in a photo shoot today in LA. And you know what phrase was never heard once? “Hey John, could you maybe look a little more gay?” The limited edition Travolta T1 is the only plane that comes with blacked out windows and a trap door for any male prostitutes who can’t keep a secret.
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05.06.2011 Lindsay Lohan is a scientologist now
It was weird when the producer of the John Gotti movie talked about how great Lindsay Lohan was and that he was really excited about hiring her, but then said it wasn’t gonna happen, right before it did.
Well the National Enquirer says that’s because even that shitty looking project knew enough to not trust her, but changed their minds when stars John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston promised to look after her. Which in this case means brainwash her.
“Even though producers were hesitant to hire Lindsay because of her troubled past, Travolta assured them he’d take her under his wing.
“He feels confident he’ll be able to keep her on the straight and narrow … now and forever.”
Lohan has apparantly agreed to attend a Church of Scientology induction course, with the source adding:
“John introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counsellors and – even though she’s been cast in a new role and won’t play the star’s daughter in the flick – she’s assured him she’ll still attend the series of induction classes that will make her a Scientologist.”
In hindsight it’s amazing that she’s not already a scientologist. That bitch is dumb as a rock, she’s the perfect victim for these people. Instead of scientology and Lindsay Lohan, picture a crouching cheetah and a limping gazelle. It’s pretty much the same thing.
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Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t actually been hired to play Victoria Gotti in the movie about John Gotti starring John Travolta, but now the producer says he not only wants to (eventually) hire her for this movie, but another one after that. And why not! These aren’t real movies anyway!
Marc Fiore, executive producer of the upcoming Gotti: Three Generations (told Radar): “I want Lindsay to be in Gotti and another movie that I’m producing. She’s a great, great actress.”
Fiore brushed off Lohan’s habit to let trouble find her, saying: “She’s been very professional with me. People make mistakes. Look at so many other people in Hollywood.”
If Lindsay was really so great she would have been hired by now. I don’t think this is a real movie though. The producer has never produced anything. The writer has never written anything. There’s no director. They say Joe Pesci is in it, and maybe he is, I don’t know, but I do know he’s made 2 movies in the past 13 years. Seems hard to believe this will be number 3.
So why not, why not give Lindsay a two-picture deal? This is all imaginary, so whatever man. It’s not like someone is gonna arrest you. Say Pesci is in it. He’s great. People will see he came out of retirement for this and be like, oh hey neat. Fuck it, Gene Hackman and Sean Connery are in it too. That’s how amazing this movie is. It’s got the greatest cast never assembled.
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Lindsay Lohan joined John Travolta at a press conference in New York this morning to promote their new movie about John Gotti.
Granted Lindsay isn’t actually in it yet, but she’s supposed to play Gottis daughter Victoria, who was also there along with her brother, a good sign that this movie will be unbiased and won’t have some kind of agenda.
Now try and guess why Lindsay is being considered.
“I’ve known [Victoria] and the family for many years and she’s a strong willed woman. She is completely devoted to her family and I admire her strength and self respect,” Lindsay said.
Now if only they’d make her an offer she can’t refuse.
“We’re in very beginning stages [of negotiations],” producer Mark Fiore tells E!
“She’s a terrific actress and she looks a lot like Victoria when she was that age. And Lindsay and her mom are very good friends with Victoria Gotti.”
I guess I was wrong about this. I went on the producers website and it’s first class, with only the finest clip art and youtube videos. And his partner is Stuttering John! Clearly they know what they’re doing. The only question now is which RedBox will host the premiere.
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02.21.2011 John Travolta is bald, elated
John Travolta celebrated his 57th birthday this weekend in Hawaii with Kelly Preston, and if I didn’t know better I’d swear he had never seen a camera before and is staring at this one to try and figure out what it does. He looks completely befuddled. Or maybe they’re just unhappy. Perhaps because Kelly is more attracted to the styrofoam head back in their room with Johns wig on it. Unfortunately so is John.
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