John Travolta Healthy Marriage

January 6, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Travolta discussed his marriage in a recent interview with Closer Weekly. How could this not be awkward? Spare the poor woman some dignity. Travolta explained that he and Kelly Preston have a very healthy marriage, something only a gay guy would think to say.

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John Travolta True To The Cause

April 8, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Travolta says he doesn’t plan to see Going Clear, the documentary about Scientology which explains how it is a manipulative cult which participates in forced labor, extortion, tax evasion, and what are no doubt a shit load of super weird sober orgies. Gay John Travolta claims people really enjoy listening to his pompous self-help […]

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John Travolta Bad Touched The Oscars

February 23, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Academy Awards were your usual bit of stilted passing of trophies to actors and filmmakers with prepared speeches about racial injustice, gay rights, and equal pay for women. Also, how we’re really not about Transformers and Iron Man even though that makes up 99% of our industry revenue. Those all sound good. But I don’t […]

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John Travolta Does Damage Control

January 20, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Travolta threw his kids under the bus when asked why he was cruising for sweaty man cock in the gym at 3 a.m. “I’m a father. They still want me to play with them at a level of a much younger man… in order to stay healthy for them, that’s what I do.” Studies have shown […]

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John Travolta Trolling

January 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

John Travolta was in a Planet Fitness at 3 am even though his estate clearly has a gym and he probably doesn’t work out. Travolta struck up a conversation with a gym goer and then allowed him to take a photo, a series of events which is the straight man’s equivalent of going to a dumb fucking dance club […]

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John Travolta Plunges Into Gay Rumors

September 17, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody denies a gay rumor like John Travolta. It’s like watching a pro at his best. He doesn’t really deny them so much as say he laments the state of the modern media or changes the subject by mentioning his tragically deceased teenage son. Nobody really gives a shit anymore if John Travolta like a […]

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John Travolta Wants You To Know He’s a Pilot

July 1, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

John Travolta loves to fly planes. He owns more planes than you and a couple less than United Airlines. He is trained to fly his jets which I guess also authorizes him to dress like a pilot. Just like the last time you changed a tire you did so in your greasy Bronko’s garage jumpsuit. […]

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John Travolta sings with Olivia Newton John, isnt gay at all

December 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Olivia Newton-John, well, is alive, for one, so the surprises are all downhill from here, but has a Christmas album coming out, and today she released the first video, a duet with John Travolta. And if dancing with his ‘Grease’ co-star was supposed to make him look less gay, it did not work. At all. […]

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Kirstie Alley says John Travolta isn’t gay

November 8, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Despite dozens and dozens of rumors to the contrary, Kirstie Alley swears that fellow Scientologist John Travolta is not gay, and if anyone could see through all the smoke and mirrors and discover the truth about something, it’s a Scientologist. “Believe me, it took everything I had inside, outside, whatever, to not run off and […]

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John Travoltas gay lover has an interview

August 30, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Back in June, the woman who was John Travolta’s personal secretary from 1978 to 1994 told the Enquirer that he had a secret gay lover. It was his private pilot, Doug Gotterba, and now Doug is “spilling all the secrets” of “their passionate six-year relationship” to the Enquirer too. I don’t have a dictionary in […]

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