And thank God. I don’t really like Fat Jonah Hill either but Skinny Jonah Hill made my skin crawl. If I have to watch a Jonah Hill in movies–and apparently I do–I’ll take the fat one and then hope Hollywood brings back movies where at some point the likable group needs to win a hot dog eating contest.
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Channing Tatum may be the worst actor of all time, but he somehow managed to talk his way into Jenna Dewan’s arms and more importantly, vagina. So the guy deserves a modicum of credit. That is, until he basically got outed by Ice Cube who costars with Channing and Jonah Hill in ’21 Jump Street.’ via People:
White men love bro-mances, man,” costar Ice Cube says with a laugh. “They are very into it. God bless ‘em. Hopefully they’ll be happy together.
Wow. It’s one thing for Ice Cube to insinuate that these two are about to embark on a homosexual life union (which they are, without question), but to toss out a stereotype about all white men based on one quite obviously gay relationship is taking it a little far, no? It wouldn’t be fair if I said all black people love Tyler Perry movies just because all of you love them. That’s racism.
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I’ll preface this by saying that I’ve never liked Jonah Hill, I don’t think he’s funny or a good actor and to be honest he makes me uncomfortable, but now that he’s skinny there’s something vaguely creepy about him. This is him leaving a restaurant last night in London. Maybe it’s the buttoned up shirt or the oddly tight pants but he looks like a sex offender who just got acquitted on a technicality.
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‘Moneyball’ is a baseball drama starring Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jonah Hill, from the director of ‘Capote’. Sony Pictures describes it like this…
Based on a true story, Moneyball is a movie for anybody who has ever dreamed of taking on the system.
Brad Pitt stars as Billy Beane, the general manager of the Oakland A’s and the guy who assembles the team, who has an epiphany: all of baseball’s conventional wisdom is wrong.
Forced to reinvent his team on a tight budget, Beane will have to outsmart the richer clubs.
That’s right. This guy broke all the rules and created a new system so a small market team like Oakland could beat dynasties like New York and Boston in a sport with no salary cap.
Except that he didn’t create it, the system is called sabermetrics and has been around since the 1980’s, and he didn’t implement it in Oakland, his predecessor did (the Jonah Hill character doesn’t exist), and during his 13 years as GM the A’s have never won the American League much less a World Series. In fact they haven’t been above .500 in 5 years, while Tampa, who is in an even smaller market and has New York and Boston in the same fucking division, was in the Series 3 years ago. So far this season Oakland is last in their division, with the second worst record in the American League.
So this movie tells the story of how the worlds most boring sport added math to create a system that doesn’t work. Holy shit, can I go stand in line now?
(be sure to note the meeting with the A’s scouts, who are all depicted as being in their 200’s. Yeah movie, we fuckin get it, it’s New vs. Old. You didn’t have to literally show that. Let me guess, their names are stuff like Stan Still, Theo Oldway and Tommy Noblacks. I hope everyones bifocals and VCR-sized hearing aids aren’t too subtle. Maybe they should re-shoot this scene and have them holding giant horns up to their ears. Would these be the same scouts who drafted the American League Rookie of the Year back to back to back just 10 years earlier? Why not 4 years in a row? Clearly they have no idea what they’re doing.)
IAN SOMERHALDER - is politely wondering why Hollywood isn’t doing anything to help the Gulf Coast in the wake of the oil spill, considering they raised 58 million for Haiti which is a complete shithole anyway. It’s like putting a new refrigerator in a house that’s on fire. Fuck those other countries. U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!! (popeater)
HARRISON FORD – took a break from filming ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ in New Mexico on Tuesday and married Calista Flockhart, his girlfriend for the past 8 years. It makes sense that his wedding would be tied to a movie like that since he’s so god damn in love with shoving aliens into places where they clearly don’t fucking belong. (abc news)
JONAH HILL – has revealed how he got the huge scar on his arm. He was “not a good kid” when he was 15 and one night he and a friend took an SUV and flipped it. Hills arm was hanging out the window at the time and it was dragged along the ground. He says he woke up to hear the doctors discussing if they should amputate it. Ohh brother, I know what that’s like. One time I stepped on a tack. (huff post)
MEGAN FOX - is of course the new Armani girl, and a second wave of lingerie pictures for her ad campaign are coming out. Like this one. Actually that’s the only one. This story went to hell pretty quick, didn’t it.
TWITTER ……. FACEBOOK ……. BEARS FIGHT DIRTY
Jonah Hill was court side at a Lakers game Wednesday night, and, good lord, what a tub of shit that guy is. I know he was always fat, but not this fat. What do you think bounced more, the ball they were using or Jonahs titties?
