Jude Law Spreading His Seed

Single actor and master cocksman Jude Law just hadhis fifth child with the third different woman. Law's 23 year old ex-girlfriend Catherine Hardingjust gave birth. It's unknown if Law cancelled drinks to hit up the hospital for a fly by daddy loves you. Harding also goes by Cat Cavelli and is an aspiring singer who just dilated her way into a shit load of room and board. Law now considers her past her prime and will...read more

Jude Law Is Angry At Male Pattern Baldness

Jude Law had just finished performing Shakespeare's Henry V in London last night, when he was greeted by a crowd of his fans outside of the Noel Coward Theatre. While the balding playboy actor looks like he was pissed off, he probably wasn't, because he stuck around and signed autographs and posed for pictures. I guess when you reach a certain age as an actor, you can either accept what nature has in store for you or...read more

Jude Law's Hairline Done Gone Bye

Seeing Jude Law over the weekend without any of his hair products or combover tricks only confirms my belief that every British male will eventually look like Phil Collins. So will half the women. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffinread more

Sherlock Holmes 2 has a new trailer

'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' has a new trailer out this morning (HD copies here), and at first it may seem to be the exact same footage as the first trailer in a slightly different order, but actually this shows the movie will feature Rachel McAdams carrying a package and a bulldog that goes "rrr-woof!" That's all I needed to see. Here's my money Warner Brothers!read more

afternoon headlines

OLIVIA WILDE - is single, having separated from Tao Ruspoli after 8 years of marriage (wait, what?) because she thinks she got married too young (at 18) and now she wants to "sow her wild oats." In other words, "fuck". And if you think that's surprising, how do you think I felt when that unconscious model in my hot tub turned out to be 16. I was all like, "whaaat!!" (us) SIENNA MILLER AND JUDE LAW - are single too,...read more

Sienna Miller is cruel

Sienna Miller and Jude Law are still on a god damn yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain, where she spent the day in a bikini stabbing at him with her vagina and telling stories about my dong. And look at him. Just sittin there, takin it. It's sad, really. (image source = splash news)read more

afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - claims his girlfriend tried to extort money from him in return for the tapes she made, and now she's being investigated. The tapes likely won't be admissible in any legal action against Mel, but the press he's received has already ruined him professionally. "Well what did you expect from the Jew run media," Gibson probably said. (la times) LINDSAY LOHAN - cried a little when her lawyer came to visit...read more

jude law is clingy, sienna miller is in a bikini

Jude Law and Sienna Miller went to the beach in Ponzo, Italy today, and it was quite the window into their relationship. Sienna is the one who spent the day smoking, drinking, looking cold and jumping off shit into the water, while Jude is the one who wanted to spend ... the ... day ... snuggling. Jesus Jude, get a grip. If that old guy from those Dos Equis commercials saw Jude acting like this, he would punch him...read more

jude law had a good weekend

The last few days have probably been some of the best Jude Law can remember. He hasn't had a movie make more than a million dollars, total, in the US since 2006, the same year Sienna Miller ended their engagement and dumped him after he fukced his nanny. But look at him now. He's on top of the world again. His hair plugs have settled in nicely, his new movie ‘Sherlock Holmes' made 66 million on it's opening weekend,...read more

tuesday morning headlines

JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER - are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. "They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other." Of course Jude Law would stick his dick in a beehive and go down on his own reflection, so Sienna better cool her jets. (star) RACHEL UCHITEL - says she has only met Tiger Woods...read more

jude law wants a dna test

24-year-old model Sam Burke (pictured yesterday in Florida) gave birth to a baby girl last Tuesday, and for months it's been reported that the father is 36-year-old Jude Law, but now he's demanding a DNA test. Hopefully through a crooked lab that can be bribed to fix the results. He's also had meetings with several assassins. "If he is the father he will meet his obligations to the child. He's hoping for an early...read more

Jude Laws memory isnt so good

Samantha Burke is the girl who will have another kid for Jude Law in about two months, the one who posted some Adult-Friend-Finder-worthy pictures of herself two weeks ago, but just because they're not together anymore doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings for her. Or at least he might if he could remember who she was. A close friend of Samantha's tells E! exclusive details of the brief relationship between Law and...read more

Heath Ledgers final role

Heath Ledger had finished about half of his scenes for "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" when he died on January 22nd of last year, but thankfully his final work was salvaged by having Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell play Ledgers character in various incarnations. Luckily this is a Terry Gilliam movie so I'm sure shit like that will seem perfectly reasonable as it happens. This is the brand new trailer...read more

Jude Law is kind of a prick

Jude Law struck a female photographer in the back of the head last night as he left a bar around 12:30am. Law claims it was an accident, and despite all evidence to the contrary, his spokesperson told the Sun... "This is all nonsense. Last night's incident was an accident. "Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing...read more

jude law is all man

Jude Laws looks are fading faster than the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, but at least – despite a solid B cup - he still looks better in real life than he does as woman for the new movie "Rage". Man, maybe I wont get that sex change operation after all. The movies director says...Part of the subject matter of RAGE is the ugly use of beauty in the pursuit of profit. Drugged by Marketing, sapped by fear of...read more