Jude Law Spreading His Seed

Single actor and master cocksman Jude Law just had his fifth child with the third different woman. Law's 23 year old ex-girlfriend Catherine Harding just gave birth. It's unknown if Law cancelled drinks to hit up the hospital for a fly by daddy loves you. Harding also... read more

Jude Law Is Angry At Male Pattern Baldness

Jude Law had just finished performing Shakespeare's Henry V in London last night, when he was greeted by a crowd of his fans outside of the Noel Coward Theatre. While the balding playboy actor looks like he was pissed off, he probably wasn't, because he stuck around and... read more

Jude Law's Hairline Done Gone Bye

Seeing Jude Law over the weekend without any of his hair products or combover tricks only confirms my belief that every British male will eventually look like Phil Collins. So will half the women. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin [gallery guid=805529] read more

Sherlock Holmes 2 has a new trailer

'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' has a new trailer out this morning (HD copies here), and at first it may seem to be the exact same footage as the first trailer in a slightly different order, but actually this shows the movie will feature Rachel McAdams carrying a... read more

afternoon headlines

OLIVIA WILDE - is single, having separated from Tao Ruspoli after 8 years of marriage (wait, what?) because she thinks she got married too young (at 18) and now she wants to "sow her wild oats." In other words, "fuck". And if you think that's surprising, how do you think... read more

Sienna Miller is cruel

Sienna Miller and Jude Law are still on a god damn yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain, where she spent the day in a bikini stabbing at him with her vagina and telling stories about my dong. And look at him. Just sittin there, takin it. It's sad, really. (image source =... read more

afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - claims his girlfriend tried to extort money from him in return for the tapes she made, and now she's being investigated. The tapes likely won't be admissible in any legal action against Mel, but the press he's received has already ruined him professionally.... read more

jude law is clingy, sienna miller is in a bikini

Jude Law and Sienna Miller went to the beach in Ponzo, Italy today, and it was quite the window into their relationship. Sienna is the one who spent the day smoking, drinking, looking cold and jumping off shit into the water, while Jude is the one who wanted to spend ...... read more

jude law had a good weekend

The last few days have probably been some of the best Jude Law can remember. He hasn't had a movie make more than a million dollars, total, in the US since 2006, the same year Sienna Miller ended their engagement and dumped him after he fukced his nanny. But look at him... read more

tuesday morning headlines

JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER - are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. "They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other." Of course Jude Law would stick... read more

jude law wants a dna test

24-year-old model Sam Burke (pictured yesterday in Florida) gave birth to a baby girl last Tuesday, and for months it's been reported that the father is 36-year-old Jude Law, but now he's demanding a DNA test. Hopefully through a crooked lab that can be bribed to fix the... read more

Jude Laws memory isnt so good

Samantha Burke is the girl who will have another kid for Jude Law in about two months, the one who posted some Adult-Friend-Finder-worthy pictures of herself two weeks ago, but just because they're not together anymore doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings for her. Or at... read more