Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It's Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before we started drugging boys in school for being physically active.... read more

Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that's a girl's name. Read more about the second coming of Yeezus. (TMZ)... read more

Jay Z And Kanye's Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

Jay Z and Kanye West's contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with... read more

Baby Yeezus Is Coming At Christmas And Shit Around The Web

You aren't going to believe this, but it's supposedly true. Kanye and Kim's little demon spawn is due December 25th. So, a guy who thinks he's God is having his son the same day that Jesus was born? Fuck, there is no controlling Kanye's ego now. Only this time he will... read more

Kanye Is Still Campaigning And Shit Around The Web

Remember last month when Kanye West said he was going to run for president in 2020? Yeah, well he's still saying that shit. I wonder what color the sky is in Kanye's world?Kim's ass after an NBA All-Star weekend kind of rouge. Read all about his continuing campaign. (... read more

Kanye West Delusional

Kanye West made some bold statements at a show people actually paid money for. The too high or not high enough patrons immediately regretted their decision to enter the Glastonbury Music Festival. You're not twelve. West quoted himself as being the "Greatest living rock... read more

Kim And Kanye Spawning

Kim Kardashian and her super notgay husband are having another child. The people who found the God Particle continue donating to Planned Parenthood. Kim has another eight months of being club hot and you can't wash jizz out of your hair forever plus your ass hurts.... read more

Kim And Kanye Ruin Disneyland And Shit Around The Web

Human bowel polyps Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated the birth of North West by taking over regions of Disneyland and making every other child in the Magical Kingdom suffer the wrath of their selfie and show hogging narcissism. I'm glad Walt is dead. I mean, just... read more

Kim Kardashian Rents Out Staples Center

Kim Kardashian went deep pockets for Kanye West's birthday, renting out Staple's Center and organizing a basketball game for Kanye and friends Tyga and Justin Bieber and NBA stars John Wall and James Harden. John Legend sang the National Anthem because patriotism and... read more

Doctor Kanye And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West received an honorary PhD from the Art Institute of Chicago which I'm pretty sure he created and funded a couple weeks ago just in time to give him an honorary degree. I'd laugh and say how this is hardly Harvard, but those fuckers will probably give him one... read more

Kanye Divorces

Just 25-days ago America's finest music makerswere on a podium declaring the death of Spotify and Pandora and announcing the launch of Tidal, the true artist-fair music app. Kanye West, Madonna, that dude in the Mickey Mouse head, and Nicki Minaj got doe-eyed explaining... read more

Amy Schumer Prays to False Gods

Nobody works harder than Amy Schumer to promote her show. Schumer threw herself mockingly on the ground before Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they entered the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential Persons Gala to be honored for helping the magazine sell a few more copies... read more