Kanye Movie ‘Famous’ Features Taylor Swift Naked and Ray-J Fucking His Wife (VIDEO)

June 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West invited his entire herpes tree to the L.A. Forum to witness the premiere of his long form music video for ‘Famous’. The short film was streamed live to all eleven paid subscribers on the Tidal music service that everybody was certain had gone under last year. The eight minute movie deals head on with the insurmountable odds of surviving fame and fortune. It turns out they are only slightly higher than those for a Christian baby in ISIS held territory.

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Kim Kardashian Calls Taylor Swift A Liar

June 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift got on her Nazi feminist high horse because Kanye West mentioned her in one of his songs. For a chick who has fucked much of Hollywood she’s quite the prude:

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Kanye’s Butt Buddy Possible Rapist

June 3, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ian Connor is a hip hop sycophant and fashion consultant, meaning he’s the guy who has to go find drugs and lug carry-ons. He posted a photo of Kanye on his Twitter feed and captioned it Best Friend. That’s sad for a grown man, and even a twelve year old girl. According to two different women, he’s also a rapist. This is shocking. A dude in the fashion industry liking pussy.

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Kim Kardashian Sues Man For Being a Publicity Whore

May 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are preparing a legal suit against that bodyguard from the Met Gala who was fired on the spot by West for personally conversing with his porn star wife pre-event. Steve Stanilus took his pink slip and made forthwith to the Daily Mail for a tell all interview about Kim and Kanye. That violated Paragraph 1 of his signed NDA which states in 24 point Impact Bold font, shut the fuck up you stupid motherfucker or we will sue your ass.

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Kanye Offers Up Anal and Pudding

May 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A white South African rapper named Ninja shared a story about that time he went to work at Kanye’s house on some tracks and Kanye just weirded the fuck out of him. Ninja has a reputation for being extremely eccentric himself. This must be what it’s like when some progressive soul joins a fetish club on a whim and ten minutes into the first get together realizes everybody else there is way more into leather than he had anticipated.

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Kanye Just Can’t Let Go

May 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West is still talking about that one time at band camp he interrupted Taylor Swift on stage at the 2009 VMA’s. Even twelve year old Taylor Swift fansite bloggers stopped asking years ago. West swerved onto the topic on the Steve Harvey Radio Show even after Harvey said he’s rather not bring it up. This is Kanye West’s molestation moment.

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Kanye West Porn Habits Are Bizarre And Shit Around The Web

April 22, 2016 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Kanye West likes himself some anime tentacle porn. It’s nice that at least one man still thinks about his wife while he’s getting off. Fuck you, they’re not all gems. Read all about his wank habits. (The Superficial) Vita Sidorkina is topless for your viewing pleasure. (Egotastic All-Stars) Mariah Carey wants you to look at […]

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Kanye Buys the Gay Away

April 1, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Australian Artist Scott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian’s body though not necessarily the same STDs. West’s people reportedly reached out to Marsh and offered him money to paint over the mural. If voodoo were real, the mere act […]

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Kanye Pop Up Store Draws Deep

March 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West opened a pop-up shop in Manhattan devoted to Life of Pablo music merchandise. Pop-up shop is a term coined by marketers after Unhealthy Impulse Buyer Traps got nixed. For 72 hours only you could purchase everything there but the actual Life of Pablo album which is only available on Tidal, that music streaming service Jay Z […]

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Kanye Re-Denies Three in the Stink

February 25, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once more rail against Amber Rose’s accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making. He informed the crowd that didn’t ask, “That bitch never stuck no fingers in my ass… I don’t play like that.” People applauded just as they did for the original Jesus […]

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