Kim Kardashian wont sell pictures of her baby (except for more money)

By brendon January 08, 2013 @ 3:09 PM

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It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she’s having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did so because she’s holding out for more money.

…the longer they wait the better, because Kris Jenner has it all under control!
”Kris instructed Kim and Kanye to NOT sell photos of their baby for a mere $3 million! Kris thinks they could get double the amount.”

Yeah ok. Making every dime she can off what should be a private moment seems more like the Kardashians. Another good idea would be to televise her next gynecological exam on an episode of ‘Dirty Jobs’.

Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman

By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 1:27 PM

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In the comics and movies, Catwoman is basically a gymnast who knows how to kick and punch people and she sneaks around stealing stuff in the sexiest way possible.

At Kim Kardashians Halloween party in Miami last night, Catwoman was a 200 pound lump whose only superpower is her ability to turn a penis red and flaky. Your mask is useless against that, Germaphobic Batman.

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Kim Kardashian is see-through, full figured

By brendon October 15, 2012 @ 11:35 AM

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Kim Kardashians big square ass was on full display yesterday when she wore a see-through skirt to go to dinner with Kanye west in Miami yesterday. There should be a law that makes people like Winona Ryder and Lindsay Lohan wear see-through clothes everywhere, all the time, so we can tell if they’re stealing. But it’s only for girls with good bodies. I would have just taken Kims word on it.

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Kanye and Kim are “cooling off”

By brendon October 02, 2012 @ 1:13 PM

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It’s only a matter of time before Kanye West gets tired of Kim Kardasahian, because Kim Kardashian sucks, but is it happening already? “Um. Maybe,” says Page Six.

While Kim is in Miami to film her family reality show, Kanye has been living it up at Paris fashion week, even though he isn’t showing his clothing line there. On Sunday he was at a party hosted by Diane von Furstenberg and Olivier Zahm to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Purple magazine.
Another source tells us that things between Kanye and Kim are “cooling off” because “he’s getting tired of the constant press and promotion. He’s not as tight with her as he was.”

Of course he’s not. Kim was just in the UK magazine ‘Nuts’ and it’s a perfect reminder about what an insincere bitch she is. She once told Harpers Bazaar, “I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable.” Because 90 percent of their readers are women, 80 percent are well educated and almost half are married. The average reader of Nuts is a 17-year-old boy with an erection, so she told them, “I’m so glad I did (Playboy). It was easily the greatest experience Ive ever had.”

Oprah Winfrey has the same demo as Harpers Bazaar, so she told Oprah “her biggest regret” was making her sex tape. When Nuts asked her if she had “any regrets about the infamous sex tape”, she replied “No … He was my boyfriend at the time. It was nothing scandalous.”

She’s just a cunt who will say anything at anytime to appeal to that audience, you literally cannot believe a word she says. Unless she’s talking about how handsome I am. That’s really not even an opinion, it’s widely accepted fact.

this (or Kim Kardashian) is the girl in Kanyes sex tape

By brendon September 24, 2012 @ 3:56 PM

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There are so many conflicting reports about the Kanye West sex tape that it’s hard to even keep up, especially since I don’t want to keep up because I’d rather picture my grandparents having sex than Kanye and various fat girls. But, for example…

STORY: Kanye and Kim Kardashian hired 25-year-old model Mony Monn to say she’s the girl in the tape because it’s actually Kim, and if that gets out Kim will lose millions in her still-pending divorce from Kris Humphries. (examiner)

THE EXACT OPPOSITE: Mony say’s it’s not her: “I have no idea what you guys are talking about, THERE IS NO such thing as sex tape of me.” (twitter)

STORY: There’s actually two Kanye sex tapes for sale. “We’re told the tapes were both shot several years ago with exes.” (tmz)

THE EXACT OPPOSITE: There’s one tape, “shot sometime shortly before Kanye started dating Kim (in April of this year).” (radar)

So the only thing we can say for certain is that Kris Jenner is cackling like a witch because of all this free publicity for Kim. Seriously, that bitch is evil. She should just move into a castle shaped like a skull and get it over with.

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Kanye West and a Kim look-a-like have a sex tape

By brendon September 21, 2012 @ 11:12 AM

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It seemed a little weird when Kanye West said he didn’t mind that Kim Kardashain was in a sex tape, but not only is he okay with it, but apparently he liked it so much that he made one just like it. And now that one is for sale too.

The tape is nearly 20 minutes long and appears to have been shot in a hotel room with an unidentified female who clearly states at the beginning of the video that she’s 18 years old.
With her bodacious curves, dusky skin and long black hair the woman is a definite dead ringer for Kim Kardashian.

Slutty, “dusky skin”, “long black hair”, and she’s selling her sex tape? I’m 95 percent certain at this point that this is just the real Kim Kardashian again.

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