Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

Kanye's new album is chock full of bravadolyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggeratedbragging makes much sense to people not in the rap community who generally... read more

Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye's Shoe Show

It's unclear if Lamar Odomknew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe Kardashian grabbed Odom's vegetative state hand and had... read more

Kanye West Raps About Nailing Taylor Swift

Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiledin another very public feudwhich will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissedSwift on a track off his new album, For... read more

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

If you're ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck of cards in his battle with Wiz Khalifia and by... read more

Kanye West Deep Into Ass Gate

Kanye West took to Twitter to deny he likes fingers shoved up his rectum during sex and while listening to his Jim Nabors records. In a calm and reason manner het let his fans know about his traditional values. He stays away from that ass area altogether. He went so far... read more

Kanye Should've Watched More Film

Kanye went on Twitter and calledAmber Rose a stripper whore and mocked Khalifa for making a baby with her. Kanye routinelycalls out Amber Rose for being nasty, with zero nod to how he fucked that nasty for two years other than stating that he 'had to take 30 showers'... read more

Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It's Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before we started drugging boys in school for being physically active.... read more

Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that's a girl's name. Read more about the second coming of Yeezus. (TMZ)... read more

Jay Z And Kanye's Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

Jay Z and Kanye West's contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with... read more

Baby Yeezus Is Coming At Christmas And Shit Around The Web

You aren't going to believe this, but it's supposedly true. Kanye and Kim's little demon spawn is due December 25th. So, a guy who thinks he's God is having his son the same day that Jesus was born? Fuck, there is no controlling Kanye's ego now. Only this time he will... read more

Kanye Is Still Campaigning And Shit Around The Web

Remember last month when Kanye West said he was going to run for president in 2020? Yeah, well he's still saying that shit. I wonder what color the sky is in Kanye's world?Kim's ass after an NBA All-Star weekend kind of rouge. Read all about his continuing campaign. (... read more

Kanye West Delusional

Kanye West made some bold statements at a show people actually paid money for. The too high or not high enough patrons immediately regretted their decision to enter the Glastonbury Music Festival. You're not twelve. West quoted himself as being the "Greatest living rock... read more