Kim Kardashian Has Sex 500 Times a Day (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian's claim that she has sex with Kanye five hundred times a day seems exaggerated. It's probably closer to fifty and only some of that is Kanye. That's entire reason for the bakery Turn-O-Matic tickets at the entrance to Kim's fuck cave. Plausible deniability. Also to stop vehicles from ramming. Kim's revelation comes in the latest promo for her sister-whores program which officially surpasses the nine...read more

Kanye Grieves Like No Other

Sometimes you peel back the layers on a guy you just assumed was an asshole and you're able to confirm your suspicions. I'd recommend this for days when there's nothing good on TV. Kanye West broke down in tears on BBC radio talking about the recent death of his fashion mentor, Louise Wilson, a professor at a London Art School who Kanye once looked up on Wikipedia: Louise Wilson was the baddest professor of all time...read more

Kanye A Victim Of His Own Awesome

Kanye's Yeezy Badger Vagina Booties show didn't go over so well at Fashion Week. This according to every person who willingly calls themselves a fashion expert without fear of being called undatable. Despite his best efforts to bring out a parade of pederastic treats in his Caligula inspired suede Adidas, all the snobs who matter turned their nose up at his cobbling work.This included the very chick who started...read more

Guess Who Came To Dinner And Shit Around The Web

Former enemies and fellow scalawagsTaylor Swift and Kanye West met up for some dinner ahead of going into the studio to record a song together. It seems that the egomaniacs put that award show shit behind them in order to create one shitburger of a song. You can close your eyes, but you can't make it go away. Read all about this chode peace summit. (TMZ) It's colder than Santa's dick here, but it's bikini weather...read more

Put The Needle In Her Arm Already

Kris Jenner posted aphoto of her crying grandchild North West understandably having a tantrum while waiting for her super straight dad's suede booty fashion show to start. That's fine. Tagging Beyonce and a host of other celebrities in the post could be pushing it.I feel we should allow children the decision to become useless assholes instead of having the decision thrust upon them. Like with Mormons or those guys who...read more

Yeezy's Pedophile Booty Dreams Come to Life

I don't know what the fuck Kanye was selling last night. I think it was blank faced children in nude bodysuits. A horde of stolen Ukrainian teen sex slaves came marching out in suede booties to the sound of Kanye West's voice booming on about engineering greatness once more. I don't know. I feel like pedophilia has been around for a while. As have Northern Jersey hooker boots. Adidas got involved in this mess because...read more

Brandon Browner Speaks His Mind

New England Patriotscornerback Brandon Browner sounded off on Kanye West via Twitter regarding West's tendency to pick on teenage girls and emo dudes who weigh a buck twenty out of their scented baths: "Kanye West is a sucka! Everybody don't listen to Beyonce. Second time he tried to steal somebody shine. First time it was a 15 yr old girl. Kanye try and play that I'm weird because of my genius. Non of the greats pull...read more

Kanye West Is The Antivenom

After the Grammys Kanye West said Beck should have given his award for Best Album to Beyonce: "All I know is if the Grammys want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We ain't gonna play with them no more. 'Flawless,' Beyoncevideo. Beck needs to respect artistry and he should have given his award to Beyonce, and at this point, we tired of it." Yeah why can't Beck respect real artists?...read more

Kanye Is Still An Asshole And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West hogwashed in his own assholery by slamming Beck for beating Beyonce for Album of the Year at the Grammys. It's not that 95% of the non-fedora hat wearing world isn't wondering how the fuck Beck won album of the year. It's just that nobody believes you are really sticking up for other people. So go invent some new capes or some shit. Read all about Kanye's latest self-serving rant. (TMZ) Is it just me or are...read more

Kanye Watches Kim Kardashian Get Dressed

It's not unusual for a husband to watch his wife get dressed. Unless it is. It probably is. Kanye has been infatuated with his wife even before they were together. He used to imagine Kim while pounding Amber Rose with his headphones on. That's a special kind of bond that defies time and space and decency. Kim seems to enjoy the intense attention. She visited Entertainment Tonight to hawk some sort of shit and shared a...read more

Kanye West Is Humbled

Some autistic guy approached Kanye West and asked him to sign a photo of Kim Kardashianwhich had his crustedjizz on it. Embarrassingly enough the photo was from one of herweddings which got poor ratings and West refused to sign it. It's aprecarioussituation. Nobody likes to think about Kris Humphries bangingyour wife or even playing basketball. If it's any consolation they probably never fucked anyways. Normally I'd...read more

Kanye West Stole From Office Max

A deposition from a lawsuit filed by a photographer alleging Kanye West assaulted him has turned up the fact West was convicted of felony theft in 2000 for stealing printers from Office Max. West doesn't really say if he did it or not, which probably means he did it, but blames the ordeal on racial profiling: "I was racially profiled for having a white T-shirt and braids...a mistaken identity." So there were two guys...read more

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Sell Jeans

If you've ever thought to yourself, damn, I'd love to splash chowder across Kim Kardashian's tits over the hood of my car then buy myself some $2600 French man trousers, this advertisement is for you. I say it's even sexier because a loving husband and his still wife are playing master and servant. Third marriages based in blind greed and anal cream piesare hot. French haute couture suddenly becomes relatable when you...read more

Kim And Kanye Most Liked In History

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding photo got 2.4 million Likes on Instagram, the most of 2014 and the most ever for a photo on Instagram. To be fair it was a slow year. Scores of retarded teens and the unemployed had to wade through countless boring shots documenting many state's first Gay Marriages, the discovery of the oldest Roman Temple on record, a bunch of stem cell stuff, some Higgs-Boson shit, a Super...read more

Kimye Action Figures And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West And Kim Kardashian have made dolls of themselves for North West to play with. You have to wonder if the Kanye doll is a 'Betsy Wetsy' type that can pee in Kim's mouth. You know, realistic play is important. I think I'm going to make me some Kimye voodoo dolls. (TMZ) Surprisingly, years of ass to mouth didn't turn Sasha Grey into a feminist. (Huffington Post) Helen Flanagan has some big 'ol titty balls. (...read more