Kanye West Burns Through Furniture

November 8, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West is clearly a gay guy, based on how he has many gay tendencies and zero straight tendencies. This likely also explains why he's so angry despite the fortunate circumstances. READ MORE

Jury’s Still Out On Kim Kardashian Robbery

October 4, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Most people's first reaction upon hearing Kim Kardashian was bound and gagged and robbed in Paris was this is obvious bullshit. Also, history please don't judge us incorrectly, we weren't all into fat chicks. READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Held Up At Gunpoint, Kanye Drops the Mic (VIDEO)

October 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in her French hotel room. Two men posing as police busted into her suite waving guns and presumably asking for money and jewels. Big score. Way too ruin Fashion Week, fuckers. READ MORE

Life of Pablo Merchandise Coming to Your Town

August 18, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye's Life of Pablo pop up shops are one of those social tests that define you as a person. Do you have ten hours to wait and four hundred bucks to spend on a Life of Pablo hoodie? Could... READ MORE

The Chick Who Fucked OJ Is Not Quality

August 9, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Apparently Kanye West and Kylie Jenner were up for a shoe contract so the mom blasted some shit out to the press. It's not easy to turn an Olympian gay. READ MORE

Nobody Understands The Legality of Swift/West/Kardashian Phone Recording (VIDEO)

July 20, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A plethora of armchair lawyers and dumb bloggers are speculating as to the legality of someone recording Kanye West's phone call to Taylor Swift. To recap, she's a liar and if you look at her face it seems plausible... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Stone Cold Busted (VIDEO)

July 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift has vociferously maintained that she had no advanced knowledge that Kanye would malign and objectify her sexually her in his idiotic song, Famous. Swift insists she was shocked and pissed on behalf of herself and all woman-kind... READ MORE

Kanye Movie ‘Famous’ Features Taylor Swift Naked and Ray-J Fucking His Wife (VIDEO)

June 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West invited his entire herpes tree to the L.A. Forum to witness the premiere of his long form music video for 'Famous'. The short film was streamed live to all eleven paid subscribers on the Tidal music service... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Calls Taylor Swift A Liar

June 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift got on her Nazi feminist high horse because Kanye West mentioned her in one of his songs. For a chick who has fucked much of Hollywood she's quite the prude: READ MORE

Kanye’s Butt Buddy Possible Rapist

June 3, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ian Connor is a hip hop sycophant and fashion consultant, meaning he's the guy who has to go find drugs and lug carry-ons. He posted a photo of Kanye on his Twitter feed and captioned it Best Friend. That's... READ MORE