Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

If you're ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck of cards in his battle with Wiz Khalifia and by extension Amber Rose the minute the latter mentioned Kanye's proclivity for bottom play in the bedroom. Fingers up the butt was the opening salvo....read more

Kanye West Deep Into Ass Gate

Kanye West took to Twitter to deny he likes fingers shoved up his rectum during sex and while listening to his Jim Nabors records. In a calm and reason manner het let his fans know about his traditional values. He stays away from that ass area altogether. He went so far as elective surgery on a colostomy bag just so he could avoid shitting. Doctors check his prostate through a special flap on his right hip near his...read more

Kanye Should've Watched More Film

Kanye went on Twitter and calledAmber Rose a stripper whore and mocked Khalifa for making a baby with her. Kanye routinelycalls out Amber Rose for being nasty, with zero nod to how he fucked that nasty for two years other than stating that he 'had to take 30 showers' after to get clean.If only somebody would've told Eazy-E the shower trick. Amber Rose is the proverbial dog that's been beat to much. She looks forward...read more

Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It's Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before we started drugging boys in school for being physically active. Somewhere between looking like a homeless slob and laying in bed at night thinking about what belt to wear with your new blazer lies the proper range of...read more

Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that's a girl's name. Read more about the second coming of Yeezus. (TMZ) Why front, here's Irina Shayk using her ass to sell lotion. (Last Men On Earth) Stock your stuffing with some topless Lucy Pinder playing cards. (...read more

Jay Z And Kanye's Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

Jay Z and Kanye West's contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with fat asses? That was pure. Read about the rest of their demands. (TMZ) Nicki Minaj is the STD fairy, here to give you the herp. (Last Men On Earth)...read more

Baby Yeezus Is Coming At Christmas And Shit Around The Web

You aren't going to believe this, but it's supposedly true. Kanye and Kim's little demon spawn is due December 25th. So, a guy who thinks he's God is having his son the same day that Jesus was born? Fuck, there is no controlling Kanye's ego now. Only this time he will most definitely not be born of a virgin. Let he who hath understanding recon the number of The Beast. (TMZ) Claudia Guarnieri topless for fashion mag. (...read more

Kanye Is Still Campaigning And Shit Around The Web

Remember last month when Kanye West said he was going to run for president in 2020? Yeah, well he's still saying that shit. I wonder what color the sky is in Kanye's world?Kim's ass after an NBA All-Star weekend kind of rouge. Read all about his continuing campaign. (Dlisted) Martha Hunt shows off her ass in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Emma Green is topless in a leotard because why not? (Egotastic All-Stars) Caitlyn...read more

Kanye West Delusional

Kanye West made some bold statements at a show people actually paid money for. The too high or not high enough patrons immediately regretted their decision to enter the Glastonbury Music Festival. You're not twelve. West quoted himself as being the "Greatest living rock star on the planet" which is easy to do if you can't play any instruments. David Bowie, Neil Young, Keith Richards, and a host of other dudes will...read more

Kim And Kanye Spawning

Kim Kardashian and her super notgay husband are having another child. The people who found the God Particle continue donating to Planned Parenthood. Kim has another eight months of being club hot and you can't wash jizz out of your hair forever plus your ass hurts. Hopefully it will be a boy so Jaden Smith can introduce him to gender fluidity over gluten free latkas. I don't know what fluiditymeans but neither to the...read more

Kim And Kanye Ruin Disneyland And Shit Around The Web

Human bowel polyps Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated the birth of North West by taking over regions of Disneyland and making every other child in the Magical Kingdom suffer the wrath of their selfie and show hogging narcissism. I'm glad Walt is dead. I mean, just in general. Watch the dreams of children die for this spoiled brat's amusement. (Huffington Post) Daniela Lopez Osorio is all greasy and bikinied. (...read more

Kim Kardashian Rents Out Staples Center

Kim Kardashian went deep pockets for Kanye West's birthday, renting out Staple's Center and organizing a basketball game for Kanye and friends Tyga and Justin Bieber and NBA stars John Wall and James Harden. John Legend sang the National Anthem because patriotism and paychecks go hand in hand. Kim smeared her labia majora across different surfaces of the arena creating a Dora the Explorer set of clues for Kanye to...read more

Doctor Kanye And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West received an honorary PhD from the Art Institute of Chicago which I'm pretty sure he created and funded a couple weeks ago just in time to give him an honorary degree. I'd laugh and say how this is hardly Harvard, but those fuckers will probably give him one too. Everybody wants a little taste of rap money endowments. I bet Kanyestarts calling himself doctor. (Huffington Post) Caya Hefner has more underboob...read more

Kanye Divorces

Just 25-days ago America's finest music makerswere on a podium declaring the death of Spotify and Pandora and announcing the launch of Tidal, the true artist-fair music app. Kanye West, Madonna, that dude in the Mickey Mouse head, and Nicki Minaj got doe-eyed explaining howTidal would cost only twice as much as its competitors so Madonna could afford a decentoneg shabbat spread for her Kabbalah cluster. That pretty...read more

Amy Schumer Prays to False Gods

Nobody works harder than Amy Schumer to promote her show. Schumer threw herself mockingly on the ground before Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they entered the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential Persons Gala to be honored for helping the magazine sell a few more copies before it circles one last time down the historical bowl. Schumer's stunt wasn't super funny, but you have to honor the initiative. You could easily...read more