Nobody Going to the Grammy’s This Year

January 31, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and Drake  are all passing on attending the Grammys  even though they have 22 nominations between them. All three not so subtly noted how the young black man is being kept down by the Grammys.... READ MORE

Kanye Meets With Trump

December 13, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West met with president elect Donald Trump. The two have a lot in common: An incredibly gay fixation with regality which extends to their fake titted whore wives. Bouts of narcissistic rage. Referring to themselves in glorified terms... READ MORE

Kanye’s Blond Ambition Tour

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West has left the hospital where he spent over a week being treated for exhaustion, dehydration, and temporary psychosis. It's that last one that might give you pause since you only ever hear the term used by defense... READ MORE

Kanye Still In Fashionable Straight Jacket

November 29, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West is still chillin' in the hospital so he can garner enough material to write a below average rap album touching on the whole thing. If you're such a genius, how come you couldn't outsmart the paramedics? READ MORE

Kardashians Rise Above

November 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When tragedy inevitably strikes their menfolk, the Kardashian women rise to the occasion by moving on with work and doctoring legal letters to financially benefit from the underlying trauma. READ MORE

Kanye’s Insurance Payout Is Nuts

November 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West sure seems nuts. Like Kim Kardashian sure seemed robbed. In eerily similar actuarial circumstances, West stands to earn a massive insurance payout for unpaid expenses and future lost revenue on the entire remainder of his Pablo Tour... READ MORE

The Kanye Thing Starting To Make Sense

November 23, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Contrary to popular belief, you can be mentally ill and a huge asshole. Meaning, you don't get to walk around acting like a major cunt and blame it on your illness. Some schizophrenics think the clouds are cartoons. Others... READ MORE

Kanye Says Something Nice About Trump, Hospitalized

November 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A black dude calling out Hillary Clinton and Beyonce in the same breath is plenty enough precursor to a forced hospitalization. A pro-Trump quote is a mandatory 5150. READ MORE

Kanye West Burns Through Furniture

November 8, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West is clearly a gay guy, based on how he has many gay tendencies and zero straight tendencies. This likely also explains why he's so angry despite the fortunate circumstances. READ MORE

Jury’s Still Out On Kim Kardashian Robbery

October 4, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Most people's first reaction upon hearing Kim Kardashian was bound and gagged and robbed in Paris was this is obvious bullshit. Also, history please don't judge us incorrectly, we weren't all into fat chicks. READ MORE