Kanye West Porn Habits Are Bizarre And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West likes himself some anime tentacle porn. It's nice that at least one man still thinks about his wife while he's getting off. Fuck you, they're not all gems. Read all about his wank habits. (The Superficial) Vita Sidorkina is topless for your viewing pleasure. (... read more

Kanye Buys the Gay Away

Australian ArtistScott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian's body though not necessarily the same STDs. West's people reportedly reached out to Marsh... read more

Kanye Pop Up Store Draws Deep

Kanye West opened a pop-up shop in Manhattandevoted to Life of Pablo music merchandise. Pop-up shop is a term coined by marketersafter Unhealthy Impulse Buyer Trapsgot nixed. For 72 hours only you could purchase everything there but the actual Life of Pablo album which... read more

Kanye Re-Denies Three in the Stink

Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once morerail against Amber Rose's accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making.He informed the crowd that didn't ask, "That bitch never stuck no fingers in my ass... I don't play like that." People... read more

Kanye West Is Looking Out for You

Debt-ridden Kanye West went on another Twitter rampage, this time ranting about the high costs of textbooks driving American students.into his same red ink fate. The history of this nation is rife with truth-tellers who found their voice in the midst of a dry spell with... read more

Kanye West Needs a Loan

Kanye West is in debt. Fifty-three million dollars in debt, according to his Quickbooks ledger and his Chicago primary schools mathematics. Many are feigning shock over the news given that West prints money every time he rhymes a word and suburban white kids continue to... read more

Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

Kanye's new album is chock full of bravadolyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggeratedbragging makes much sense to people not in the rap community who generally... read more

Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye's Shoe Show

It's unclear if Lamar Odomknew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe Kardashian grabbed Odom's vegetative state hand and had... read more

Kanye West Raps About Nailing Taylor Swift

Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiledin another very public feudwhich will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissedSwift on a track off his new album, For... read more

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

If you're ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck of cards in his battle with Wiz Khalifia and by... read more

Kanye West Deep Into Ass Gate

Kanye West took to Twitter to deny he likes fingers shoved up his rectum during sex and while listening to his Jim Nabors records. In a calm and reason manner het let his fans know about his traditional values. He stays away from that ass area altogether. He went so far... read more

Kanye Should've Watched More Film

Kanye went on Twitter and calledAmber Rose a stripper whore and mocked Khalifa for making a baby with her. Kanye routinelycalls out Amber Rose for being nasty, with zero nod to how he fucked that nasty for two years other than stating that he 'had to take 30 showers'... read more