With just 12 days left until her demon seeds bursts across her uterine River Styx, Kim Kardashian is frightened to learn she’ll be all alone in the delivery room. And, by all alone, she is discounting her mom, her two hag full sisters, her personal secretary, her hair and makeup, her social media rep, a camera crew of four from E!, a photographer and his assistant from People magazine, the extensive medical team, and the private security stationed just outside the door to make sure only paying customers get to peek. So, alone except for the 20-25 other people. But I think she means Kanye won’t be there. Yeah, that’s not happening. Something to think about next time you allow your rapper boyfriend to shimmy shake from stink to pink. Still, Kim is trying to stay positive and maternal and focus on all the money this baby means.

Back in 2006, Kanye West declared that he should be featured in the Bible because he believed that he could tell stories in a way that would make kids want to learn about them, and because he had “changed the sound of music”. That same year, he also appeared on the cover of Rolling Stone wearing a crown of thorns. And yesterday, Kanye’s girlfriend Kim Kardashian posted a picture of his new album to Instagram and confirmed the long-running rumor that he had entitled it “Yeezus”.

All of this is fun to recap because just last Wednesday, Kanye performed at the Adult Swim upfronts and asked the crowd in one of his classic rants, “At what point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back?” And I just hope that someone yelled back, “Are you fucking serious?”