Kanye West Hates The Handicapped And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West managed to piss off pretty much everyone when he yelled at two handicapped people in wheelchairs for not standing up at his show. I guess maybe he thought he could heal them with his asshole Yeezus power. Watch Kanye be the second worse thing to happen to the handicapped. (Dlisted) Eva Longoria is still pretty fucking hot in a bikini. (Popoholic) Lisa Opie does downward facing dog and causes upward facing...read more

Kanye's Dad Was A Pap And Shit Around The Web

Loathsome douchenozzle Kanye West said in response to getting sued by a paparazzo that he can't hate them because his dad used to be one. Also, he can't hate people who die during liposuction because... well, never mind. Read more of Kanye trying to pretend he's cool with the paps. (Movie Pilot) Coco's ass cannot be contained by a g-string bikini. It must run free! (Dlisted) Megan Fox throws like a girl. (Popoholic)...read more

Kanye West Shows His Cards

Kanye West became increasingly forthcoming during an ongoing deposition for a lawsuit with a paparazzi who accused West of assault. West was hostile during earlier depositions but when your expensive lawyers tell you to start acting contrite even the most ardent rebels tend to listen. West reversed his earlier stance on hatred for the paparazzi: "My father was a paparazzo himself. My father was a medical illustrator,...read more

Kanye West Photographically Lynched

In a deposition for a civil case where he is accused of assaulting a paparazzi, Kanye West compared the plight of celebrities to that of blacks during the civil rights movement. West sees the paparazzi as an intrusive force who often show up too early when he alerts them of his whereabouts. He should be giving them credit for playing along with a vocal minority who pretend his wife is worth photographing. Of course...read more

Kanye West Still A Dick And Shit Around The Web

Human ass polyp Kanye West was booed on stage at a concert in London. No, it wasn't because of his shitty music this time. It was because he went on a twenty minute rant about how paparazzi taking his picture is like rape. Because, you know, having your picture taken is exactly like having someone forcibly shove their dick in your ass. What kind of photogs do they have in England? Read more about Kanye's latest shat...read more

Kim Kardashian Looking Chesty Out To Dinner With Kanye West In West Hollywood

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North West In Lockdown

Kanye West is beefing up the security detailfor his most closely approximating legitimate child, North. He wants to build a zone of privacy around his daughter from the shutterbugs and voyeurs and Satan to whom he promised his first born in exchange for this whole inexplicable career success. Kanye joins the ranks of celebrities unable to perceive the irony that disturbingly invasive levels of media exposure are...read more

Kanye's Teen Project Awaits His Return

Before Jesus told Kanye to go become Kim Kardashian's third husband, Kanye was spending late nights at the studio with Kylie's teen singing friend Pia Mia Perez. Kanye insists the bleached blond YouTube star is going to be the next Rihanna. I think that means she's young and ethnic and her voice takes to computer modulation. Also, she can touch her hair and body a lot and pretend to be filled with emotions, as she...read more

The Honeymoon Is Over

To consummate Kim's third marriage, Kanye West and his whore bride went on a whirlwind honeymoon across Europe visiting cities where people didn't know them well enough yet to instinctively throw rocks. Their final stop was Prague where the couple tongued each other on a public bench forever making Hitlers march to the Castle only the second worst living memory for the elderly city residents. There was barely time to...read more

Details Of Kim's Wedding Reveal That It Was Awful

There's not a person alive, cursed with knowledge of the existence of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, who thinks that their wedding last weekend was going to be anything but a display of narcissistic bullshit and a reminder to everyone in attendance that they think they're the most important people in the world. According to Page Six, though, it was so much worse than we could have imagined, from all of the bathrooms...read more

My Big Fat Assed Italian Whore Wedding

That giant sucking sound you're hearing isn't the economy, it's Kim Kardashian thanking Kanye West legally tying himself to Kim over the weekend in front of David Blaine and a horde of rappers, reality star succubi, and Bruce Jenner looking like Aphrodite herself. The couple married at an historical Italian fortress before the giant wall of peonies the couple set up to deter God from striking Kim with lightning as she...read more

Kim Kardashian Ready to Be Deflowered

Kim Kardashian gathered up her sisters and half-sisters, some of her BFFs, and a half dozen or so of her entourage and handlers to make her Parisian bachelorette dinner look robust and happy. It was like the Last Supper of fame whores. Kim isn't about to be nailed to the cross, but she is about to be nailed by her new husband, which has to be daunting for any woman who has held her maidenhead so sacrosanct for her new...read more

Kanye West Told A Kid That His Yeezys Are Fake (VIDEO)

Kanye West doesn't like signing people's crap as much as he just doesn't like talking to other human beings, so it was a pleasant surprise when he took one whole second out of his busy day to sign a fan's pair of Air Yeezy Red Octobers. Except, instead of just signing the stupid shoe and driving away to get a solid gold replica of his dick made for the fondue fountain at his wedding, Kanye told the fan that his Yeezys...read more

Lana Del Ray Will Perform At Kim's Wedding

This weekend's wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Florence, Italy is supposed to be a small, personal affair that will only feature the closest of friends and family, and probably two chairs for Rob Kardashian. Of course, small and personal doesn't mean humble or understated, because among the many luxuries that are bound to be revealed along the way, Lana Del Rey has been booked to sing her song "Young...read more

Ray J Is Giving Kim And Kanye A Wedding Present

With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just days away from their humble, private wedding in Italy, it's a perfect time for Ray J to hop into the picture and make himself slightly famous again. When Kim was engaged to Kris Humphries, it was reported that Ray J was sending Kim inappropriate text messages while he openly bragged about their sex tape, and now he's basically doing the same thing, except instead of text...read more