Kanye Just Can’t Let Go

May 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West is still talking about that one time at band camp he interrupted Taylor Swift on stage at the 2009 VMA's. Even twelve year old Taylor Swift fansite bloggers stopped asking years ago. West swerved onto the topic... READ MORE

Kanye West Porn Habits Are Bizarre And Shit Around The Web

April 22, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West likes himself some anime tentacle porn. It’s nice that at least one man still thinks about his wife while he’s getting off. Fuck you, they’re not all gems. Read all about his wank habits. (The Superficial) Vita... READ MORE

Kanye Buys the Gay Away

April 1, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Australian Artist Scott Marsh painted a building-side mural of an Internet meme that depicts rapper Kanye West kissing himself. The second Kanye in the painting has Kim Kardashian’s body though not necessarily the same STDs. West’s people reportedly reached out... READ MORE

Kanye Pop Up Store Draws Deep

March 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West opened a pop-up shop in Manhattan devoted to Life of Pablo music merchandise. Pop-up shop is a term coined by marketers after Unhealthy Impulse Buyer Traps got nixed. For 72 hours only you could purchase everything there but the actual... READ MORE

Kanye Re-Denies Three in the Stink

February 25, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once more rail against Amber Rose’s accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making. He informed the crowd that didn’t ask, “That bitch never stuck no fingers in my... READ MORE

Kanye West Is Looking Out for You

February 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Debt-ridden Kanye West went on another Twitter rampage, this time ranting about the high costs of textbooks driving American students.into his same red ink fate. The history of this nation is rife with truth-tellers who found their voice in... READ MORE

Kanye West Needs a Loan

February 15, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West is in debt. Fifty-three million dollars in debt, according to his Quickbooks ledger and his Chicago primary schools mathematics. Many are feigning shock over the news given that West prints money every time he rhymes a word... READ MORE

Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

February 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye’s new album is chock full of bravado lyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggerated bragging makes much sense to people not... READ MORE

Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye’s Shoe Show

February 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s unclear if Lamar Odom knew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe... READ MORE

Kanye West Raps About Nailing Taylor Swift

February 12, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiled in another very public feud which will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissed Swift... READ MORE