Kanye Re-Denies Three in the Stink

February 25, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once more rail against Amber Rose’s accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making. He informed the crowd that didn’t ask, “That bitch never stuck no fingers in my... READ MORE

Kanye West Is Looking Out for You

February 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Debt-ridden Kanye West went on another Twitter rampage, this time ranting about the high costs of textbooks driving American students.into his same red ink fate. The history of this nation is rife with truth-tellers who found their voice in... READ MORE

Kanye West Needs a Loan

February 15, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West is in debt. Fifty-three million dollars in debt, according to his Quickbooks ledger and his Chicago primary schools mathematics. Many are feigning shock over the news given that West prints money every time he rhymes a word... READ MORE

Kanye Pre-Apologizes Again

February 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye’s new album is chock full of bravado lyrics about his conquests and power and the way his shoes always go perfectly with whatever outfit he chooses for the evening. None of this exaggerated bragging makes much sense to people not... READ MORE

Kardashians Roll Out Lamar Odom for Kanye’s Shoe Show

February 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s unclear if Lamar Odom knew exactly where he was last night when the Kardashian family walked him into the New York arena where Kanye West was showing off all the new booties he fashioned in his mind. Since Khloe... READ MORE

Kanye West Raps About Nailing Taylor Swift

February 12, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kanye West and Taylor Swift are poised to be embroiled in another very public feud which will rock the very core of numerous grocery store checkout line magazines. A fat woman just dropped her Luck Charms. This is serious. West dissed Swift... READ MORE

Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

February 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck... READ MORE

Kanye West Deep Into Ass Gate

January 30, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West took to Twitter to deny he likes fingers shoved up his rectum during sex and while listening to his Jim Nabors records. In a calm and reason manner het let his fans know about his traditional values.... READ MORE

Kanye Should’ve Watched More Film

January 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye went on Twitter and called Amber Rose a stripper whore and mocked Khalifa for making a baby with her. Kanye routinely calls out Amber Rose for being nasty, with zero nod to how he fucked that nasty for two years... READ MORE

Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It’s Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

December 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before... READ MORE