“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” – Kris Jenner, applying lube to Kanye
Image Source – Splash News, WENN
Kim Kardashian Had Sex On Camera. Again.
By Photo Boy February 26, 2013 @ 12:39 PM
Image Source – Splash News, WENN
Friday Morning Headlines
By brendon January 25, 2013 @ 11:53 AM
LOUIS CK – has been witnessed peeping into windows and watching underage girls getting undressed, according to flyers posted in Huntington Beach. He’s not mentioned by name, so it may be a hoax or someone just used a picture that looked close enough, or maybe he really is doing it because how else are you supposed to watch underage girls take their clothes off? Most of them are so stuck-up they make a big deal out of everything. (huff post)
ASHTON KUTCHER – plays Ashton Kutcher in a parking garage in this first clip from the movie about Steve Jobs. It is not good. If I were the producer, I’d see if it was too late to dig Jobs up and work him around like a marionette. (mtv)
JJ ABRAMS – will direct ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, the first Star Wars movie since Disney bought the rights for the franchise from George Lucas in October. So the first Star Wars movie with a chance of being good since ‘Empire Strikes Back’ in 1980. I just hope he doesn’t set the whole thing in space again. I mean we’ve already seen that like a million times. (la times)
KANYE WEST – went to the Martin Margiela show last night as part of Paris Fashion Week, but he should wear this outfit back in New York too. It’s a black guy with a ski mask cut by hand and pulling his coat closed as if he’s hiding something. What could possibly go wrong? (image source = fame/flynet)
Kim Kardashian is working out to not gain weight while pregnant.
By brendon January 17, 2013 @ 3:10 PM
Kim Kardashian has been eating for two lately, which is a statement that could have been made at any point during the past 5 years. But now she’s actually pregnant, and eating even more than usual, then working out really hard so she doesn’t gain weight because she clearly has no idea how pregnancy works. Hollywood Life says…
“She is just craving so many sweets now, like pies and ice cream. She is working out a lot because she doesn’t want to turn into a pregnant blimp!”
You can really tell that the source for this is another Kardashian because they’re the only ones dumb enough to name something really light (a blimp) as an example of something really heavy. “She’s getting big as a mouse, I tell ya!”
Kim Kardashian wont sell pictures of her baby (except for more money)
By brendon January 08, 2013 @ 3:09 PM
It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she’s having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did so because she’s holding out for more money.
…the longer they wait the better, because Kris Jenner has it all under control!
”Kris instructed Kim and Kanye to NOT sell photos of their baby for a mere $3 million! Kris thinks they could get double the amount.”
Yeah ok. Making every dime she can off what should be a private moment seems more like the Kardashians. Another good idea would be to televise her next gynecological exam on an episode of ‘Dirty Jobs’.
Kim Kardashian is husky Catwoman, Kanye is Alpine Batman
By brendon November 01, 2012 @ 1:27 PM
In the comics and movies, Catwoman is basically a gymnast who knows how to kick and punch people and she sneaks around stealing stuff in the sexiest way possible.
At Kim Kardashians Halloween party in Miami last night, Catwoman was a 200 pound lump whose only superpower is her ability to turn a penis red and flaky. Your mask is useless against that, Germaphobic Batman.
(image source = inf, splash)
Kim Kardashian is see-through, full figured
By brendon October 15, 2012 @ 11:35 AM
Kim Kardashians big square ass was on full display yesterday when she wore a see-through skirt to go to dinner with Kanye west in Miami yesterday. There should be a law that makes people like Winona Ryder and Lindsay Lohan wear see-through clothes everywhere, all the time, so we can tell if they’re stealing. But it’s only for girls with good bodies. I would have just taken Kims word on it.
(image source = pacific coast, inf)
