Kanye West Impromptu Swan

Kim Kardashian prompted her social media assistant to Tweet that Kanye West jumped out of bed to perform a concert in the Armenian capital city. That crazy impetuous fool. Crazy night! Kanye wakes me up & says he's doing a free concert in Yerevan, Armenia! I throw on... read more

Khardashians Celebrate Genocide

The Kardashians headed to Armeniato honor the 100th anniversary of the 1915 Armenian genocide where anywhere from several hundred thousand to several million ethnic Armenians perished so that System of a Down could someday have arcane song lyrics. Genocide took a back... read more

Kanye Settles Out Of Court And Shit Around The Web

Kanye West settled his battery case with pap Daniel Ramos with a hand shake, an apology, and some unknown shit load quantity of money.Everybody in the legal community kind of agreed that as hard as it was to imagine, Kanye was a bigger shit stain than even an airport... read more

Poet Hot For Kanye

Sarah Blake is a poet who has written a book of poetry about Kanye West. Itwas published by the Wesleyan University Press because publishing books nobody buysallows you to pretend you're on the cultural vanguard. In fact you're publishing books about hipster twats who... read more

The Brits Don't Want Kanye, Except They Do

Some guy in Britain started a petition to kick Kanye off the headliners list at the Glastonbury Music Festival this summer. The petition gained traction because people in the media loves to hate Kanye while everybody else in the world pretty much loves to give Kanye... read more

Rush Limbaugh Knows Rap And Shit Around The Web

Rush Limbaughsuggested Kanye West make a platinum selling single out of the Oklahoma University SAE n-bomb rant since rappers drop the n-bomb all the time in their music. Nothing's funnier than addressing a twenty-year running double standard and applying it to the rare... read more

Kim Kardashian Has Sex 500 Times a Day (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian's claim that she has sex with Kanye five hundred times a day seems exaggerated. It's probably closer to fifty and only some of that is Kanye. That's entire reason for the bakery Turn-O-Matic tickets at the entrance to Kim's fuck cave. Plausible... read more

Kanye Grieves Like No Other

Sometimes you peel back the layers on a guy you just assumed was an asshole and you're able to confirm your suspicions. I'd recommend this for days when there's nothing good on TV. Kanye West broke down in tears on BBC radio talking about the recent death of his fashion... read more

Kanye A Victim Of His Own Awesome

Kanye's Yeezy Badger Vagina Booties show didn't go over so well at Fashion Week. This according to every person who willingly calls themselves a fashion expert without fear of being called undatable. Despite his best efforts to bring out a parade of pederastic treats in... read more

Guess Who Came To Dinner And Shit Around The Web

Former enemies and fellow scalawagsTaylor Swift and Kanye West met up for some dinner ahead of going into the studio to record a song together. It seems that the egomaniacs put that award show shit behind them in order to create one shitburger of a song. You can close... read more

Put The Needle In Her Arm Already

Kris Jenner posted aphoto of her crying grandchild North West understandably having a tantrum while waiting for her super straight dad's suede booty fashion show to start. That's fine. Tagging Beyonce and a host of other celebrities in the post could be pushing it.I feel... read more

Yeezy's Pedophile Booty Dreams Come to Life

I don't know what the fuck Kanye was selling last night. I think it was blank faced children in nude bodysuits. A horde of stolen Ukrainian teen sex slaves came marching out in suede booties to the sound of Kanye West's voice booming on about engineering greatness once... read more