KNOW YOUR PLACE, FATTY!
(image source of kanye and kim and his black lamborghini = fame/flynet)
Kanye really wants to marry Kim Kardashian. Still.
By brendon June 12, 2012 @ 4:10 PM
An unnamed source (Kris Jenner) tells Us magazine that Kanye West is completely in love with Kim Kardashian and wants to marry her, just in case you forgot when an unnamed source told Us magazine the same thing 6 weeks ago.
“They’re seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal].”
But tying the knot isn’t the only thing on (his) mind.
“Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” a source revealed. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”
Oh ok. So Kris Jenners’ new planted media story adds that Kanye wants to get Kim pregnant, but also says “they’re seriously talking marriage”, whereas before they were “very serious” and “talking marriage.” The space between the quotes last time really threw me off. What am I, a fucking mind reader?
Kanye likes only Kanye-approved lasers
By brendon June 05, 2012 @ 4:20 PM
During his ‘Watch the Throne’ tour with Jay Z in Paris last night, Kanye West, seen here in a field of lasers, stopped the show because someone was using a laser. Yeah I don’t know either. This seems stupid even for Kanye.
“You see this guy right here with the green laser,” Kanye asked. “Don’t fuck up everybody’s show. It’s not a fucking game.”
“You’re gonna get fucked up and kicked out, and all that shit. Chill the fuck out.”
Ok but in that guys defense, Kanye really was sending mixed signals when it came to his feelings about lasers.
Gwyneth Paltrow tweeted about Kanye and Jay Z in Paris
By brendon June 04, 2012 @ 4:15 PM
Kanye West and Jay Z brought their ‘Watch the Throne’ tour to Paris over the weekend, a city fancy enough to attract their friend Gwyneth Paltrow, and since subtly isn’t really their thing, they performed ‘Niggas in Paris’ 11 times. And at some point, Paltrow made note of this.
Keeping in mind that Gwyneth Paltrow is an idiot, that probably took a while, like Homer hearing “Dental plan!” “Lisa needs braces.” in his head over and over. Except in this case it was Paltrow with a blank look on her face hearing the voices of a doorman and Jay Z.
“Bonjour, madame!”
“Got my niggas in Paris.”
“Bonjour, madame!”
“Got my niggas in Paris.”
“Bonjour, madame!”
“Got my niggas in Paris.”
Until eventually Paltrow gasped out loud and quickly fumbled for her phone to share her astounding tweet-worthy observation.
Kanye is canceling shows to hang out with Kim Kardashian
By brendon May 29, 2012 @ 3:01 PM
Kanye West was in Cannes last week for the debut of his short film “Cruel Summer” on Wednesday, and the plan was for him to promote it by performing at the after party. Unfortunately he also brought Kim Kardashian to Cannes, and if she goes too long without food she get’s pissed, so instead of doing that he went to dinner with her.
The New York Daily News says…
West was supposed to join the star of his picture, Kid Cudi, for a “surprise performance” at the Provocateur nightclub.
Cudi did end up performing to a crowd that included Jay-Z (who was also at the screening), but (Kanye and Kardashian) made a brief appearance, then ducked out early for some quality time with each other.
So are they claiming that a musician went and got laid instead of working? Where, on Earth2? This is the first I’ve ever heard of such behavior.
(image source = fame/flynet)
Kim Kardashian did not get a haircut
By brendon May 14, 2012 @ 12:32 PM
Despite how convincing it looked, Kim Kardashian did not get a haircut and was actually just wearing a wig during a photo shoot in LA yesterday for the Italian edition of Vogue. People says she looks almost exactly like her mom here, which is much nicer than saying she looks like a popular middle-aged prostitute, which is what I was planning.
(image source = fame/flynet)
