Yeezy Ass-Gate Is Over

February 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re ever in battle with Kanye West, go forthwith to the anal play charges. Chink in armor noted, rapping Smaug. The master of ego-centric promotion and legend in his own time mythology folded like a very gay deck... READ MORE

Kanye West Deep Into Ass Gate

January 30, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West took to Twitter to deny he likes fingers shoved up his rectum during sex and while listening to his Jim Nabors records. In a calm and reason manner het let his fans know about his traditional values.... READ MORE

Kanye Should’ve Watched More Film

January 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye went on Twitter and called Amber Rose a stripper whore and mocked Khalifa for making a baby with her. Kanye routinely calls out Amber Rose for being nasty, with zero nod to how he fucked that nasty for two years... READ MORE

Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It’s Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

December 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before... READ MORE

Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

December 8, 2015 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that’s a girl’s name. Read more about... READ MORE

Jay Z And Kanye’s Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

November 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jay Z and Kanye West’s contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked... READ MORE

Baby Yeezus Is Coming At Christmas And Shit Around The Web

September 29, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

You aren’t going to believe this, but it’s supposedly true. Kanye and Kim’s little demon spawn is due December 25th. So, a guy who thinks he’s God is having his son the same day that Jesus was born? Fuck,... READ MORE

Kanye Is Still Campaigning And Shit Around The Web

September 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Remember last month when Kanye West said he was going to run for president in 2020? Yeah, well he’s still saying that shit. I wonder what color the sky is in Kanye’s world? Kim’s ass after an NBA All-Star weekend... READ MORE

Kanye West Delusional

June 30, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West made some bold statements at a show people actually paid money for. The too high or not high enough patrons immediately regretted their decision to enter the Glastonbury Music Festival. You’re not twelve. West quoted himself as... READ MORE

Kim And Kanye Spawning

June 23, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and her super not gay husband are having another child. The people who found the God Particle continue donating to Planned Parenthood. Kim has another eight months of being club hot and you can’t wash jizz out of... READ MORE