Kanye Names His Kid Saint And Shit Around The Web

December 8, 2015 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As expected, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian gave their latest vagina troll an equally stupid name as North West. They named the future celebutard Saint West, which is stupid because everyone knows that’s a girl’s name. Read more about... READ MORE

Jay Z And Kanye’s Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

November 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jay Z and Kanye West’s contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked... READ MORE

Baby Yeezus Is Coming At Christmas And Shit Around The Web

September 29, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

You aren’t going to believe this, but it’s supposedly true. Kanye and Kim’s little demon spawn is due December 25th. So, a guy who thinks he’s God is having his son the same day that Jesus was born? Fuck,... READ MORE

Kanye Is Still Campaigning And Shit Around The Web

September 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Remember last month when Kanye West said he was going to run for president in 2020? Yeah, well he’s still saying that shit. I wonder what color the sky is in Kanye’s world? Kim’s ass after an NBA All-Star weekend... READ MORE

Kanye West Delusional

June 30, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kanye West made some bold statements at a show people actually paid money for. The too high or not high enough patrons immediately regretted their decision to enter the Glastonbury Music Festival. You’re not twelve. West quoted himself as... READ MORE

Kim And Kanye Spawning

June 23, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian and her super not gay husband are having another child. The people who found the God Particle continue donating to Planned Parenthood. Kim has another eight months of being club hot and you can’t wash jizz out of... READ MORE

Kim And Kanye Ruin Disneyland And Shit Around The Web

June 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Human bowel polyps Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated the birth of North West by taking over regions of Disneyland and making every other child in the Magical Kingdom suffer the wrath of their selfie and show hogging narcissism.... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Rents Out Staples Center

June 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian went deep pockets for Kanye West’s birthday, renting out Staple’s Center and organizing a basketball game for Kanye and friends Tyga and Justin Bieber and NBA stars John Wall and James Harden. John Legend sang the National... READ MORE

Doctor Kanye And Shit Around The Web

May 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West received an honorary PhD from the Art Institute of Chicago which I’m pretty sure he created and funded a couple weeks ago just in time to give him an honorary degree. I’d laugh and say how this... READ MORE

Kanye Divorces

April 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just 25-days ago America’s finest music makers were on a podium declaring the death of Spotify and Pandora and announcing the launch of Tidal, the true artist-fair music app. Kanye West, Madonna, that dude in the Mickey Mouse head, and... READ MORE