Captain Planet Is Coming Back Because You Know Why

In the early 1990's Ted Turner got behind a tirelessly didactic animated superhero series intend to encourage kids to become environmentalists. Also, not smoke or steal people's wallets. You know, like kids who don't sort their recycling are apt to do. read more

DiCaprio Attacked by Environmentalists, How the Worm Turns

A Swiss rainforest charity has turned on Leonardo DiCaprio whose Wolf of Wall Street movie was funded in good part from money siphoned from a corrupt Malaysian financial fund currently under DoJ investigation. read more

Leonardo Dicaprio And Nina Agdal Approaching Sex on the Beach

Leonardo DiCaprio plows through more tier one model trim than any of his industry peers. Completely unashamed. Core training is for suckers. Fucking models half your age while maintaining a beer belly is all seven of the world's highest mountains. Fly your private jet to... read more

DiCaprio Commits Cardinal Sin

Leonardo DiCaprio took a private jet from Cannes to New York to accept an environmental award and then took one back to Cannes, equaling the carbon footprint of the continent of Africa and NASCAR combined. DiCaprio's people explained he didn't charter the jet, just got a... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Saves the Planet, Fucks a Few Chicks, Takes a Nap

Nobody's garnered as much pussy from environmental concerns as Leonardo DiCaprio. He's a tail machine. Whatever he's doing at any given moment, the gears are turning about how it will translate into attractive 22-year old girl pussy. Watch for the boner in the bear scene... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Losing Territory

Dick Cheney carried arounda Final Solution for gaysuntil his daughter came out. Elliot Spitzer was a stickler for the law until he wanted to bang high-end prostitutes. Or at least until he got caught. Leonardo DiCaprio is speaking out about climate change because... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Goes Doomsday

Leonardo DiCaprio made a rousing environmental speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland mashed upfrom Malthusian forecastsfeatured in an Inconvenient Truth. He delivered them as only a white Oscar nominated actor can. Grown men wept in their furs and upon... read more

DiCaprio Books Bieber

DiCaprio was cool when he was pudgy and had a ponytail and didn't shave and sharted in front of the world's hottest women and they still fucked him because DiCaprio. Now he's like an insane Middle Eastern dictator who decides he's friends with Kim Jong-un because nobody... read more

Leo DiCaprio's Got This

When Leonardo DiCaprio private jets into Paris to knock heads with the head of the UN on halving carbon emissions, you feel covered. The brain power behind either one of these Learning Annex climatologistswould send greenhouse gases running scared, together, they're a... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Raped by Bear

According to early screener reports, Leo DiCaprio is soundly raped by a bear in the new movie Revenant. Either it's a grizzly or a burly guy named Stephen who needs release after the day shift and Dave and Busters. The film features DiCaprio as a survivalist who does all... read more

Michelle Rodriguez Keeps Her Bitches Bare

If I had to guess which of these models Michelle Rodriguez dug to the third knuckle last night, I'm selecting the Canadian blond chick she made go out in just her underwear. That's a boss move. All the world's best looking women showed in St. Tropez to raise money for... read more

Leo Banging Rihanna And Shit Around The Web

Pudgy heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio is still slaying major ass including possibly Rihanna. The two were seen canoodling at the Playboy mansion.If you also can't imagine wanting to talk to Rihanna for more than two minutes, then you'd think they're boning like I do. Read... read more