Leonardo DiCaprio Taking the World Beyond Meat

December 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio has fashioned himself into a beloved feminist who bangs hot models half his age, an environmentalist who travels by private plane and 400-plus foot watercraft, and now a vegan burger patty magnate whose paunch indicates he’s not living off plant matter alone.

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DiCaprio’s Dick Is Approaching Unstoppability

October 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio running through young international models is maybe half a step removed from the casting couch. He may be handsome, but nineteen year old New Zealand bikini models have options for guys younger than their dad.

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One Million the New Opening A-List Ante for Texas Flood Relief

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kevin Hart’s $25K Houston flood relief challenge was ballyhooed as the Ice Bucket Challenge but with some real cash oomph. You have to wonder if celebrities really wanted to be tagged.

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Leo DiCaprio’s New Model

August 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Life for Leonardo DiCaprio is amazing. When you’re not lying about saving glaciers, you’re busy banging barely legal models.

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How Many Millions for Dinner With Leo and Kate?

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Make a list of things Leonardo DiCaprio related that you’d pay a million bucks for. The yacht, the plane, largely well maintained vulvas of various hot Victoria’s Secret models. How about dinner with Leo and Kate Winslet? Alligator arms. DiCaprio had to pull some auction magic out of the hat when the U.S. Justice Department seized his […]

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Leonardo DiCaprio Picasso Siezed

June 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio was asked by the U.S. Justice Department to turn over a three million dollar Picasso painting and a nine million dollar Basquiat collage. Those high-end pieces to DiCaprio’s possession by way of the corrupt insiders who’ve been raiding the Malaysia’s multi-billion dollar public redevelopment fund.

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Captain Planet Is Coming Back Because You Know Why

October 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the early 1990’s Ted Turner got behind a tirelessly didactic animated superhero series intend to encourage kids to become environmentalists. Also, not smoke or steal people’s wallets. You know, like kids who don’t sort their recycling are apt to do.

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DiCaprio Attacked by Environmentalists, How the Worm Turns

October 18, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A Swiss rainforest charity has turned on Leonardo DiCaprio whose Wolf of Wall Street movie was funded in good part from money siphoned from a corrupt Malaysian financial fund currently under DoJ investigation.

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Leonardo Dicaprio And Nina Agdal Approaching Sex on the Beach

July 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio plows through more tier one model trim than any of his industry peers. Completely unashamed. Core training is for suckers. Fucking models half your age while maintaining a beer belly is all seven of the world’s highest mountains. Fly your private jet to an green house gas emissions conference. You’re literally untouchable.

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DiCaprio Commits Cardinal Sin

May 23, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio took a private jet from Cannes to New York to accept an environmental award and then took one back to Cannes, equaling the carbon footprint of the continent of Africa and NASCAR combined. DiCaprio’s people explained he didn’t charter the jet, just got a ride with someone who was already going. If the entire world lived like this Phoenix would be underwater.

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