the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory label named The Row, and they're selling them for $55,000. Each. Which is at least ten times what I would pay for the actual Olsen Twins. For 55 grand, one of the pills...

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Mary Kate Olsen is moving in with Olivier Sarkozy

Olivier Sarkozy, who is 42 and the brother of ex-French president Nicolas Sarkozy, just paid $6.25 million for a townhouse on East 10th Street in New York so he and his girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen, who is 26, can move in together. Now she can go for more walks with his daughter, like in these pictures, though it's hard to tell which one is which. In this case the dirty smoking one is NOT the French girl. For the...

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Mary-Kate Olsen is a dark immortal

No one seems to be interacting with her, so does anyone else see Mary-Kate Olsen in these pictures at the Met gala last night? Are they blank to everyone but me? Am I supposed to go there and try to help her with something, does she need closure, was there some kind of foul play? I'm really freaked out right now and I don't know what to do. (image source = getty) [gallery id="6861"]

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i think im in love x 4

Leighton Meester won't be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn't walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were: 1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh!) 2. Cave Girl 3. Meatwad 4. Daywalker (source = ...

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Mary Kate has still got it

Mary Kate Olsen should go as a Jawa for Halloween night one year. Instead of every day like she does now. (jumpa jumpa) [gallery id="9552"]

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MARY KATE LOVES THE RECESSION

Even though thousands more get laid off every day because of the global financial crisis, that doesn’t mean there’s not some good economic news. For example, Mary Kate found a darling new hat!A Page Six spy, who recently shared an elevator at Barneys with the diminutive actress, reports Olsen was excited about all the discounted merchandise for the taking. "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least...

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

ITS BRIT BRITS 27TH BIRTHDAY!!! - Just three years until the prophecy can be revealed.WILLIAM BALFOUR IS UNDER ARREST – the one and only suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudsons mother, brother and nephew was arrested Monday. Formal charges have not yet been brought by the Chicago prosecutor's office, but Balfour was transferred from an Illinois state prison – where he has been held on suspicion of a parole violation...

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EVERYONE LOVES THE OLSEN TWINS

Protestors associated with PETA stood outside a Borders bookstore last night in LA to yell about Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, who were on hand to sign copies of their book, "Influence". I don’t know why PETA did this, but I'm gonna guess the Olsens use fur or wear fur or something something soemthing fur. PETA really hates that. Although if the Olsens don't mind spiking little bunnies, I doubt they're gonna mind being...

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HAHAHA, YOU SUCK MARY KATE

Mary Kate Olsen went clubbing all last night, but was none the worse for it when she left. She's like a gazelle. I’ve never seen such agility. [gallery columns="6"]

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MARY KATE HAS STILL GOT IT

Mary-Kate Olsen wore this saucy little number to a party held by the charity New Yorkers for Children, now known as the Making Little Kids Cry Foundation, previously known as the Haunt Their Dreams Coalition (Making Kids Toss and Turn Since 1982).(picture source = getty images) [gallery id="508"]

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MARY KATE IS PROFOUND, SEXXXY

Somehow Mary Kate Olsen has been entangled in the death of Heath Ledger since the very beginning. The earliest reports said that they were dating or that Mary Kate owned the apartment Heath was found in or that she was the last one to see him alive. None of those turned out to be true, but she was the first one called after he was found and they were seemingly friends, and now - just a short 72 hours later - Mary Kate...

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GODSPEED, MARY KATE

People magazine says that Mary Kate Olsen rushed to an emergency room in New York City yesterday and was quickly hospitalized after being diagnosed with a kidney infection. People says: "Mary Kate got a kidney infection," says rep Nicole Caruso. "She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."The actress, who turned 21 in June, recently said she was in good health."Mentally, physically, I feel...

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MARY KATE STILL DRESSING WEIRD

Before, I always just figured she looked like a homeless midget. But then it hit me; the maniacal, wide-set eyes, the big droopy mouth, the gay wizard clothes - she's clearly the long-lost daughter of Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. [gallery columns="6"]

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HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have topped Forbes magazine's list of Hollywood's Top Earning Stars Under 21. Contact Music says:The 20-year-old twins earned an estimated $40 million last year from their retail empire to beat Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe to the top of the new rich list. Radcliffe earned an estimated $13 million in 2006 to come in second. Actresses Lindsay Lohan, Dakota Fanning and Amanda Bynes rounded...

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MARY KATE IS HUNGRY

The only question really is why wouldn't Mary Kate Olsen try to bite off a piece of some fug strippers calf. Check the math, man. It just makes good sense.

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