Leighton Meester won’t be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn’t walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were:
1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh!)
2. Cave Girl
3. Meatwad
4. Daywalker
(source = wenn and splash news online)
Mary Kate Olsen should go as a Jawa for Halloween night one year. Instead of every day like she does now.
Even though thousands more get laid off every day because of the global financial crisis, that doesn’t mean there’s not some good economic news. For example, Mary Kate found a darling new hat!
A Page Six spy, who recently shared an elevator at Barneys with the diminutive actress, reports Olsen was excited about all the discounted merchandise for the taking. "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales," said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. "That's where I got this! The recession!" Olsen ogled a $410 menorah and pillows and throws for her bed, but didn't buy them.
So apparently this is the only bitch on earth immune from the economy falling apart. Even drug dealers and prostitutes are lowering their rates. Although it's still illegal to pay woman for sex. But you know what’s not illegal? "Prize money". Yaay, you did it, you gave me head in a car, you’re tonight’s big winner, here’s $50!
ITS BRIT BRITS 27TH BIRTHDAY!!! - Just three years until the prophecy can be revealed.
WILLIAM BALFOUR IS UNDER ARREST – the one and only suspect in the murder of Jennifer Hudsons mother, brother and nephew was arrested Monday. Formal charges have not yet been brought by the Chicago prosecutor's office, but Balfour was transferred from an Illinois state prison – where he has been held on suspicion of a parole violation – back into police custody. So it looks like someone needs to update his online dating profile.
BRITNEY IS FASCINATING – for the fourth year in a row, Britney Spears was the most popular search term on Yahoo, the seventh time overall she has topped the list. Rounding out the top ten were WWE, (wait what) Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus, RuneScape, Jessica Alba, Naruto, Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, and American Idol. So I'm assuming this was the "SFW" version. Otherwise, 1-99 would be "tits teen pussy" and 100 would be the same except with "how to get" in front of it.
THERES NO WAY - Mary-Kate Olsen is rumoured to be pregnant, "after her weight rocketed up to 120 pounds". So in other words this sounds like bullshit, because that would mean the baby weighs more than she does. Fat bitch.
Protestors associated with PETA stood outside a Borders bookstore last night in LA to yell about Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, who were on hand to sign copies of their book, "Influence". I don’t know why PETA did this, but I'm gonna guess the Olsens use fur or wear fur or something something soemthing fur. PETA really hates that. Although if the Olsens don't mind spiking little bunnies, I doubt they're gonna mind being called names. As a general rule, if someone spends their day torturing animals, you're gonna have a tough time upsetting them.
Mary Kate Olsen went clubbing all last night, but was none the worse for it when she left. She's like a gazelle. I’ve never seen such agility.
