the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

By brendon December 03, 2012 @ 4:31 PM

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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory label named The Row, and they’re selling them for $55,000. Each. Which is at least ten times what I would pay for the actual Olsen Twins. For 55 grand, one of the pills better be a roofie with a map to Marissa Millers bedroom on it.

Mary Kate Olsen is moving in with Olivier Sarkozy

By brendon August 17, 2012 @ 2:58 PM

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Olivier Sarkozy, who is 42 and the brother of ex-French president Nicolas Sarkozy, just paid $6.25 million for a townhouse on East 10th Street in New York so he and his girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen, who is 26, can move in together.

Now she can go for more walks with his daughter, like in these pictures, though it’s hard to tell which one is which. In this case the dirty smoking one is NOT the French girl. For the record, in a perfect world, if your much much younger girlfriend is built exactly like your 11-year-old daughter, fuck you, you’re under arrest.

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Mary-Kate Olsen is a dark immortal

By brendon May 08, 2012 @ 4:11 PM

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No one seems to be interacting with her, so does anyone else see Mary-Kate Olsen in these pictures at the Met gala last night? Are they blank to everyone but me? Am I supposed to go there and try to help her with something, does she need closure, was there some kind of foul play? I’m really freaked out right now and I don’t know what to do.

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i think im in love x 4

By brendon November 18, 2009 @ 2:25 PM

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Leighton Meester won’t be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn’t walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were:

1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh!)
2. Cave Girl
3. Meatwad
4. Daywalker

(source = wenn and splash news online)

Mary Kate has still got it

By brendon August 20, 2009 @ 5:03 PM

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Mary Kate Olsen should go as a Jawa for Halloween night one year. Instead of every day like she does now.

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MARY KATE LOVES THE RECESSION

By brendon December 22, 2008 @ 10:15 AM

Even though thousands more get laid off every day because of the global financial crisis, that doesn’t mean there’s not some good economic news.  For example, Mary Kate found a darling new hat!

A Page Six spy, who recently shared an elevator at Barneys with the diminutive actress, reports Olsen was excited about all the discounted merchandise for the taking. "It's really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales," said Olsen, who pointed to her hat. "That's where I got this! The recession!" Olsen ogled a $410 menorah and pillows and throws for her bed, but didn't buy them.

So apparently this is the only bitch on earth immune from the economy falling apart.  Even drug dealers and prostitutes are lowering their rates.  Although it's still illegal to pay woman for sex.  But you know what’s not illegal?  "Prize money".  Yaay, you did it, you gave me head in a car, you’re tonight’s big winner, here’s $50!