Mary-Kate Olsen Radiant

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone questioning the health hazards of chain-smoking at the age of nine needs only to look at Mary-Kate Olsen in these pics from last night’s New York Academy of Art’s charity art auction. The thirty-one-year-old fashionista appears to be transitioning into Grandmother Willow from Pocahontas, and pairs her bold fall face with an outfit she apparently found in a plastic bag from a homeless fortuneteller’s stolen shopping cart. Ever the trendsetter, Olsen will have all aspiring starlets baking their faces in microwaves to look like wise ancient shamans in no time. If Olsen was ever self-conscious about the age difference between her and bazillionaire forty-eight-year-old husband Olivier Sarkozy (pictured below,) she should be relieved to know that the casual passersby will mistake her for the zombified corpse of his great-great-great-grandmother.


the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

December 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory label named The Row, and they’re selling them for $55,000. Each. Which is at […]


Mary Kate Olsen is moving in with Olivier Sarkozy

August 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Olivier Sarkozy, who is 42 and the brother of ex-French president Nicolas Sarkozy, just paid $6.25 million for a townhouse on East 10th Street in New York so he and his girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen, who is 26, can move in together. Now she can go for more walks with his daughter, like in these pictures, […]


Mary-Kate Olsen is a dark immortal

May 9, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

No one seems to be interacting with her, so does anyone else see Mary-Kate Olsen in these pictures at the Met gala last night? Are they blank to everyone but me? Am I supposed to go there and try to help her with something, does she need closure, was there some kind of foul play? […]