By brendon July 08, 2010 @ 11:13 AM
MEL GIBSON – is heard calling an employee a ‘wetback’ on a recording made by his ex. “I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks,” he says. Does he mean stores that sell rims? What can they do about Mexicans? (radar)
LINDSAY LOHAN - told her friends that the judge who gave her 90 days in jail was out to get her, and then called her “a fucking bitch.” So it seems Lindsay really has changed. We should all line up and apologize. (tmz)
THE EMMYS – were announced this morning, and in keeping with tradition, none of it makes the slightest bit of sense, including shows like ‘Always Sunny…’ and ‘Community’ being completely left out, while ‘Glee’ was nominated in best comedy. That piece of shit show shouldn’t be on a list of best comedies even if you demanded that they all have the word ‘glee’ in the title. (gawker)
KATE GOSSELIN – thinks she’s 18 apparently. And attractive. And even though she’s a mom out with her 8 kids, she dresses like someone going shopping for cock rings. What a dynamite lady. (inf daily)
Up until now, the story claiming Mel Gibson beat ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was strictly a “he said-she said” kind of thing. You may have noticed this post started with the words words, “up until now…” The Huffington Post says…
Last week a tape recording of Mel Gibson threatening his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, with an ugly, racist rant surfaced and now more tapes start to show the extent of his abuse.
The new content has Mel admitting to hitting Oksana twice while she was holding their baby daughter.
“What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?” Oksana reportedly cries on tape.
Mel’s response: “You know what? You f**cking deserved it.”
Wow this Mel Gibson must be dumb as a rock. This isn’t a movie. She’s not the narrator establishing the back-story. It was a trick dummy. All those details? It was a trick. The fist 5 minutes of the tape was probably some some version of, “Why don’t you come over here and say that Mel Gibson? Over by these common flowers that I bought at the Plain Flower Store.”
By brendon July 06, 2010 @ 10:00 AM
If you’re a public figure, there’s nothing worse for your reputation than to have an ex girlfriend tell the media that you’re a violent sociopath. Actually there’s one thing worse, and that is if you really are a violent sociopath, and she has the pictures to prove it.
(Oksana Grigorieva has) potentially explosive photos that will show her bloodied and bruised after a confrontation with (Mel Gibson).
Grigorieva received two black eyes and had two front teeth knocked out, the source, familiar with the case has told Radar Online.
“You can see Oksana’s two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face,” said the pal, who has seen the photos.
“They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case.”
The only thing I can say in Mels defense is that he’s real religious and a raging alcoholic, and she has dark features and a spooky accent, so maybe one night he was drunk and thought she was a vampire. It’s not the greatest defense in the world or anything, but “superstitious drunk asshole” might be as good as it’s gonna get for this guy.
MEL GIBSON – could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It’s good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news)
CHRISTINA MCLARTY – is an entertainment reporter in LA (kcal 9) and apparent daredevil bc yesterday she got engaged to Joe Francis. He’s the piece of shit who owns ‘Girls Gone Wild’ of course. His hobbies include rape and kicking girls in the face. He’s quite a catch. I almost wish I was a girl so I could marry him. (e!)
SPIDERMAN – has been cast. The reboot, directed by Marc Webb, will star Andrew Garfield. Jesus, what is this, a high school play? (la times)
ELIN NORDEGREN – will only be getting 100 million dollars in her divorce settlement with Tiger Woods, not the previously reported 750. So maybe now she’ll do that $500 dollar thing with the pictures and the tits. (tmz)
By brendon July 02, 2010 @ 12:17 AM
Everyone should probably say goodbye to Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” Radar Online has learned exclusively.
Mel’s disgusting words are on audio tape.
Radar has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
“You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point.
“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”.
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”
Okay I can’t lie that last part made me laugh. Say what you will but that racist bastard still knows how to time a joke.
HILARIOUS UPDATE – Colin Quinn on Twitter: “I can’t believe Mel Gibson is so insensitive. It’s NEVER the victims fault when they get raped by a pack of..whoa ..am I missing the point?”
Let me get this straight, Jeff Dunham and Carlos Mencia are huge comedy stars but Colin and Patrice O’Neal aren’t? I don’t know who is responsible for that but fuck you.
AFSHAN AZAD – plays Padma in the Harry Potter movies, and hopefully she learned some of those defense spells because her father and brother are in jail today after threatening to kill her. In their defense, her performance was a bit wooden, and those people take shame very seriously. (huff)
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN – says nothing about the third Batman movie in this interview, but he does confirm that the script is finished and ready to cast. So far this is the best movie experience I’ve had all summer. (/film)
MEL GIBSON – sold his 75 acre estate in Connecticut today for $24 million. He reportedly wants to move somewhere, “more apartheid-y”. (wonderwall)
SOPHIE TURNER – got loose before her run this morning in Santa Monica, which caused me to get the exact opposite of that. I’m not entirely sure what it is she does, but I couldn’t be happier that she’s doing it. (pcn)