did mel gibson beat up this girl too?

By brendon July 09, 2010 @ 10:06 AM

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Violet Kowal is the porn star from Poland who says Mel Gibson had an affair with her while his girlfriend, whom he had an affair with while married, was pregnant. And since Mel Gibson is reportedly a violent sociopath, In Touch asked her if he ever got violent with her too. Spoiler Alert: Yes. Sort of.

“His threats scared me so badly,” Violet tells In Touch, “I left town and went into hiding for almost a month.”
“I agreed to go visit him at his Malibu compound,” she explains. The two had sex for the first time, though Violet was uneasy. “He didn’t want to use protection, but I insisted,” she says. “He seemed paranoid and anxious. He chain-smoked before and after we had sex. It was weird.”
“He would get very aggressive and angry if I was not available,” she explains, “even yelling and demanding to come to my home when I refused to see him.”

Mel’s mistake was thinking these foreigners would be too scared or naive to rat him out. Why didn’t he just keep a sex slave in a coffin downstairs like normal people? I could have asked mine if she had any single friends. This Mel is a real weirdo.

mel gibson is under investigation

By brendon July 08, 2010 @ 5:15 PM

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For several days now there have been reports that Mel Gibson beat his ex girlfriend, once so severely that she lost two teeth and suffered a concussion. Are these allegations true? Did he hit his ex wife as well? Was he wearing a Big Dog muscle shirt and jean shorts when he did it? The Los Angeles Sheriffs department is lookin for some answers. The AP says…

“An investigation of domestic violence was launched by [Los Angeles Sheriff's] Malibu/Lost Hills station detectives … involving actor Mel Gibson and his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva,” read a statement released Thursday. “The detective in charge of the investigation is currently gathering information regarding the allegations. Due to the investigation being preliminary in nature, no other information is available at this time.”

It’s exciting to see law enforcement in LA finally hold celebrities accountable for their actions. Sending Lindsay Lohan to jail was amazing enough. Two in one week would be an accomplishment on par with the moon landing.

thursday morning headlines

By brendon July 08, 2010 @ 11:13 AM

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MEL GIBSON – is heard calling an employee a ‘wetback’ on a recording made by his ex. “I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks,” he says. Does he mean stores that sell rims? What can they do about Mexicans? (radar)

LINDSAY LOHAN - told her friends that the judge who gave her 90 days in jail was out to get her, and then called her “a fucking bitch.” So it seems Lindsay really has changed. We should all line up and apologize. (tmz)

THE EMMYS – were announced this morning, and in keeping with tradition, none of it makes the slightest bit of sense, including shows like ‘Always Sunny…’ and ‘Community’ being completely left out, while ‘Glee’ was nominated in best comedy. That piece of shit show shouldn’t be on a list of best comedies even if you demanded that they all have the word ‘glee’ in the title. (gawker)

KATE GOSSELIN – thinks she’s 18 apparently. And attractive. And even though she’s a mom out with her 8 kids, she dresses like someone going shopping for cock rings. What a dynamite lady. (inf daily)

mel gibson admits to beating his girlfriend

By brendon July 07, 2010 @ 5:51 PM

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Up until now, the story claiming Mel Gibson beat ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was strictly a “he said-she said” kind of thing. You may have noticed this post started with the words words, “up until now…” The Huffington Post says…

Last week a tape recording of Mel Gibson threatening his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, with an ugly, racist rant surfaced and now more tapes start to show the extent of his abuse.
The new content has Mel admitting to hitting Oksana twice while she was holding their baby daughter.
“What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?” Oksana reportedly cries on tape.
Mel’s response: “You know what? You f**cking deserved it.”

Wow this Mel Gibson must be dumb as a rock. This isn’t a movie. She’s not the narrator establishing the back-story. It was a trick dummy. All those details? It was a trick. The fist 5 minutes of the tape was probably some some version of, “Why don’t you come over here and say that Mel Gibson? Over by these common flowers that I bought at the Plain Flower Store.”

oksana says she has pictures

By brendon July 06, 2010 @ 10:00 AM

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If you’re a public figure, there’s nothing worse for your reputation than to have an ex girlfriend tell the media that you’re a violent sociopath. Actually there’s one thing worse, and that is if you really are a violent sociopath, and she has the pictures to prove it.

(Oksana Grigorieva has) potentially explosive photos that will show her bloodied and bruised after a confrontation with (Mel Gibson).
Grigorieva received two black eyes and had two front teeth knocked out, the source, familiar with the case has told Radar Online.
“You can see Oksana’s two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face,” said the pal, who has seen the photos.
“They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case.”

The only thing I can say in Mels defense is that he’s real religious and a raging alcoholic, and she has dark features and a spooky accent, so maybe one night he was drunk and thought she was a vampire. It’s not the greatest defense in the world or anything, but “superstitious drunk asshole” might be as good as it’s gonna get for this guy.

friday afternoon headlines

By brendon July 02, 2010 @ 4:58 PM

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MEL GIBSON – could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It’s good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news)

CHRISTINA MCLARTY – is an entertainment reporter in LA (kcal 9) and apparent daredevil bc yesterday she got engaged to Joe Francis.  He’s the piece of shit who owns ‘Girls Gone Wild’ of course. His hobbies include rape and kicking girls in the face. He’s quite a catch. I almost wish I was a girl so I could marry him. (e!)

SPIDERMAN – has been cast.  The reboot, directed by Marc Webb, will star Andrew Garfield.  Jesus, what is this, a high school play? (la times)

ELIN NORDEGREN – will only be getting 100 million dollars in her divorce settlement with Tiger Woods, not the previously reported 750. So maybe now she’ll do that $500 dollar thing with the pictures and the tits. (tmz)