“if you get raped by a pack…”

By brendon July 09, 2010 @ 5:22 PM

I was mostly offended by the part where he made fun of breast implants. Sick son of a bitch. I hope the cops lock this bastard up and throw away the key.

(WARNING: this obviously has extremely NSFW language)

mel gibson told oksana he’d bury her in his garden

By brendon July 09, 2010 @ 12:37 PM

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Mel Gibson has gotten a lot of bad press lately, but finally someone is saying something nice about him. Turns out he made a promise to his girlfriend that he would bury her in their rose garden after she passed away. It’s kind of sweet really, that he would want to keep her so close. And girls go crazy about roses.

Wait, I might not be understanding this. Radar says…

“Mel made a series of serious and violent threats against Oksana,” a source, with direct knowledge of the situation, told RadarOnline.com.
“When things in their relationship started going badly and he made the first threats against her, Oksana decided she needed to protect herself.
“She made the recordings and on one of them, Mel is heard telling Oksana, ‘I will bury you in the rose garden,’ which she believed to be a clear reference to killing her.”

The big question now is will this hurt Mels career. These days, even if you only punch a woman in the face, knock her teeth out, threaten to burn her house down, threaten to kill her, call Mexicans wetbacks, call black people niggers, imply black people prowl the streets in packs looking to rape white woman, drive drunk, and verbally abuse police one time, suddenly you get labeled as a “bad guy”.

did mel gibson beat up this girl too?

By brendon July 09, 2010 @ 10:06 AM

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Violet Kowal is the porn star from Poland who says Mel Gibson had an affair with her while his girlfriend, whom he had an affair with while married, was pregnant. And since Mel Gibson is reportedly a violent sociopath, In Touch asked her if he ever got violent with her too. Spoiler Alert: Yes. Sort of.

“His threats scared me so badly,” Violet tells In Touch, “I left town and went into hiding for almost a month.”
“I agreed to go visit him at his Malibu compound,” she explains. The two had sex for the first time, though Violet was uneasy. “He didn’t want to use protection, but I insisted,” she says. “He seemed paranoid and anxious. He chain-smoked before and after we had sex. It was weird.”
“He would get very aggressive and angry if I was not available,” she explains, “even yelling and demanding to come to my home when I refused to see him.”

Mel’s mistake was thinking these foreigners would be too scared or naive to rat him out. Why didn’t he just keep a sex slave in a coffin downstairs like normal people? I could have asked mine if she had any single friends. This Mel is a real weirdo.

mel gibson is under investigation

By brendon July 08, 2010 @ 5:15 PM

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For several days now there have been reports that Mel Gibson beat his ex girlfriend, once so severely that she lost two teeth and suffered a concussion. Are these allegations true? Did he hit his ex wife as well? Was he wearing a Big Dog muscle shirt and jean shorts when he did it? The Los Angeles Sheriffs department is lookin for some answers. The AP says…

“An investigation of domestic violence was launched by [Los Angeles Sheriff's] Malibu/Lost Hills station detectives … involving actor Mel Gibson and his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva,” read a statement released Thursday. “The detective in charge of the investigation is currently gathering information regarding the allegations. Due to the investigation being preliminary in nature, no other information is available at this time.”

It’s exciting to see law enforcement in LA finally hold celebrities accountable for their actions. Sending Lindsay Lohan to jail was amazing enough. Two in one week would be an accomplishment on par with the moon landing.

thursday morning headlines

By brendon July 08, 2010 @ 11:13 AM

Kate Gosselin, Joel Gosselin, Aaden Gosselin

MEL GIBSON – is heard calling an employee a ‘wetback’ on a recording made by his ex. “I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks,” he says. Does he mean stores that sell rims? What can they do about Mexicans? (radar)

LINDSAY LOHAN - told her friends that the judge who gave her 90 days in jail was out to get her, and then called her “a fucking bitch.” So it seems Lindsay really has changed. We should all line up and apologize. (tmz)

THE EMMYS – were announced this morning, and in keeping with tradition, none of it makes the slightest bit of sense, including shows like ‘Always Sunny…’ and ‘Community’ being completely left out, while ‘Glee’ was nominated in best comedy. That piece of shit show shouldn’t be on a list of best comedies even if you demanded that they all have the word ‘glee’ in the title. (gawker)

KATE GOSSELIN – thinks she’s 18 apparently. And attractive. And even though she’s a mom out with her 8 kids, she dresses like someone going shopping for cock rings. What a dynamite lady. (inf daily)

mel gibson admits to beating his girlfriend

By brendon July 07, 2010 @ 5:51 PM

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Up until now, the story claiming Mel Gibson beat ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was strictly a “he said-she said” kind of thing. You may have noticed this post started with the words words, “up until now…” The Huffington Post says…

Last week a tape recording of Mel Gibson threatening his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, with an ugly, racist rant surfaced and now more tapes start to show the extent of his abuse.
The new content has Mel admitting to hitting Oksana twice while she was holding their baby daughter.
“What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?” Oksana reportedly cries on tape.
Mel’s response: “You know what? You f**cking deserved it.”

Wow this Mel Gibson must be dumb as a rock. This isn’t a movie. She’s not the narrator establishing the back-story. It was a trick dummy. All those details? It was a trick. The fist 5 minutes of the tape was probably some some version of, “Why don’t you come over here and say that Mel Gibson? Over by these common flowers that I bought at the Plain Flower Store.”