Christina Aguilera: “The less clothing, the better.”

By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 4:07 PM

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You don’t actually see the person singing on ‘the Voice’, but despite judging the show for 3 seasons Christina Aguilera won’t take the hint and is even naked on the cover of her album ‘Lotus’. Or at least the drawing of her is because that looks absolutely nothing like Christian Aguilera.

Either way, today on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Ellen asked why it was naked.

“I like to be free,” Aguilera explained. “Sometimes, the less clothing, the better! I’m just comfortable in my skin and my body.”

Beanbags and snuggies are comfortable too Christina Aguilera, that doesn’t mean you should look like one when you’re naked.

Lady Gaga is in that book about butts

By brendon December 02, 2011 @ 10:55 AM

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Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there’s a picture of her naked ass in the book ‘Culo’, which makes sense because that’s a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That’s Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason someone shot ink onto her ass. It’s like porn for squids.

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“Blake has never taken nude photos of herself.”

By brendon June 02, 2011 @ 10:03 AM

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That was the official statement about the Blake Lively iPhone pictures that leaked Tuesday night. That’s what her representative said. He said, “The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself.”

If it wasn’t already clear it should be now, but don’t ever insult someone smart enough to hack your cell phone. Because now the guy who released the original 5 pictures has released 12 more to prove that these are, as was obvious from the beginning, Blake Lively. He was telling the truth the whole time, yet was labeled a liar and a fraud by some simply because of their own fear and insecurities. But hackers have feelings too. They’re not monsters. In a case like this you have to ask yourself if maybe, just maybe, we are the monsters.

(UPDATED) direct links to all of the uncensored NSFW pics here:
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the naked Blake Lively pictures are probably real

By brendon June 01, 2011 @ 2:01 AM

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Earlier tonight, pictures surfaced showing a girl with long blond hair and a perfect body, naked, taking pictures of herself in a mirror with a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Awesome, right? But awesome gets awesomer because the girl in the pictures is reportedly ‘Gossip Girl’ star/hot piece of ass Blake Lively.

Unfortunately, a representative for Blake had to cock block and immediately dismissed them as fakes.

“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself.”

Well then this is an amazing coincidence because Blake Lively has long blond hair and a perfect body, and in 2008 she had a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Just like the one in the naked pictures Blake has never taken. Here she is with it on February 8. And April 7. And June 19. Another clue that it might be her is that it’s a fucking picture, and I’m looking right at her. This representative guy has got some balls.

(NSFW uncensored pics here and here and here and here and here)

SEXY UPDATEnow with 12 new pictures.

Marisa Miller is naked

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 4:23 PM

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Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he’s currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn’t. But it turns out I don’t give a fuck why she’s naked, as long as she is, so we’re good here.

Julri Waters is here to help

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 9:47 AM

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This isn’t actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here).

Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed.

The pictures of course are of my beloved Julri Waters. She’s a 32G, so that seemed like a good way to illustrate why breast cancer is so evil, and why everyone should give money to organizations like Komen.

How she’s not the most popular model girl anything on earth is beyond me bc she’s everything girls are supposed to be; beautiful, short, big titted and Asian. Oh and she takes all her clothes off and let’s people take pictures of it. In this case Playboy. Actually, just Playboy. For lots of money. I don’t have any money but I asked anyway and suddenly she was too good to take her clothes off. Oh, well paarrddon me your highness. I’m sooo sorry for wanting to look at your vagina. I thought she was gonna be cool, ya know, I thought she was gonna be different, but no, she’s stuck up, just like the rest of them.

(picture source = playboy cyber club, Julri on facebook = here)