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Christina Aguilera: "The less clothing, the better."

You don't actually see the person singing on ‘the Voice', but despite judging the show for 3 seasons Christina Aguilera won't take the hint and is even naked on the cover of her album ‘Lotus'. Or at least the drawing of her is because that looks absolutely nothing like Christian Aguilera. Either way, today on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Ellen asked why it was naked. "I like to be free," Aguilera explained. "Sometimes,...read more

Lady Gaga is in that book about butts

Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there's a picture of her naked ass in the book 'Culo', which makes sense because that's a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That's Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason...read more

"Blake has never taken nude photos of herself."

That was the official statement about the Blake Lively iPhone pictures that leaked Tuesday night. That's what her representative said. He said, "The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself." If it wasn't already clear it should be now, but don't ever insult someone smart enough to hack your cell phone. Because now the guy...read more

the naked Blake Lively pictures are probably real

Earlier tonight, pictures surfaced showing a girl with long blond hair and a perfect body, naked, taking pictures of herself in a mirror with a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Awesome, right? But awesome gets awesomer because the girl in the pictures is reportedly 'Gossip Girl' star/hot piece of ass Blake Lively. Unfortunately, a representative for Blake had to cock block and immediately dismissed them as...read more

Marisa Miller is naked

Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he's currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn't. But it turns out I don't give a fuck why she's naked, as long as she is, so we're good here.read more

Julri Waters is here to help

This isn't actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here). Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed. The pictures of...read more

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Miley Cyrus is taking naked cell phone pictures again

I really need to move Tyler to one of those crooked island countries where you can, not only have a website with pictures of a naked 17 year old, but you could buy a naked 17 year old for a box of nails or a brita jug or something like that. Those countries have the right idea. Point being, Miley Cyrus was in Europe last month for the MTV Awards, about 10 days before she turned 18, and she once again passed the time...read more

Jessica Alba has naked cell phone pictures

It's no secret that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have had a few rough patches in their marriage, and as everyone knows she had a little girl last year. But now I'm posting pictures of Jessica while pregnant, showing off her naked boobs and ass. Why am I doing this? How did I get these? Does it mean I'm the father of Jessicas baby? Well look, I'm not gonna say I am, I'm not gonna say I'm not, but I mean, hey, think...read more

Ashley Greene helped push Demi Lovato over the edge

Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with Joe Jonas. Especially since he's with Ashley Greene now. E! says... However, things came to a breaking point in recent months. "After she split with Joe, it was just a whole bunch of drama, very...read more

Kelly Brook is a really good model

Kelly Brook is great, and Playboy is great, and yet somehow Kelly Brook in Playboy was not great. Except for this picture. And this one. I can't post more because, instead of thanking me for helping to get the word out about their magazine, Playboy actually yells at me. Oh I know right! Luckily, she's done an all new naked photo shoot, and now it's game on. If i were ever around Kelly and someone gave her a shirt and...read more

Tyler has sexy readers

Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 "sexy reader" contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I'm pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won't be). Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she's amazing. She's even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there's an...read more

Arianny Celeste is naked in Playboy

Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can't tell because you're reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that. This girl is just perfect, and she's actually naked, unlike some of these idiot celebrities who think Playboy is some kind of towel modeling catalog. Her...read more

Kim Kardashian naked, silver

Kim Kardashian got completely naked (NSFW pictures here) except for some silver paint for, I have no idea, some magazine (update - W magazine, apparently). Does it even matter. Hopefully it's for Halloween. This is easily the best robot costume I've ever seen.read more

Christy Carlson Romano is naked. And it's awesome.

Christy Carlson Romano is the girl who does the voice of Kim Possible on the Disney Channel cartoon, and before that she starred in 'Even Stevens', which was also on the Disney Channel, but after that she took off all her clothes for the new movie, ‘Mirrors 2', and OHMYFUCKINGGOD was it great. This girl is amazing. She looks like a 20-year-old Gina Gershon, but with a rock hard body. And she's skinny with big...read more

Demi and Ashton have an open marriage

Demi Moore is well liked and respected these days, so it's easy to forget that her childhood was a mess. Her family was the Kennedys of white trash. She never knew her biological dad, and thought her step-dad was her real dad until she was 14. Her mom and step-dad were alcoholics and would get into violent fights. They moved constantly. She had kidney problems. She was cross-eyed and had to wear an eye patch....read more