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Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot. At around noon. Then she got into a fancy car with some guy and drove away. When asked for a comment, Lindsay Lohan said, "Hey, look, it happens. Even if you're a well known actress, sometimes you have get...read more

Jennifer Lopez had a little accident

That headline makes it sound like she pee'd on herself, and who knows maybe she did (I do, she did), but while Jennifer Lopez was singing one of her incredible hit songs last night at the O2 in London, her dress stretched a little too far (oh I wonder why that happened) and you could see her nipple. And it's weird looking. I've seen nipples before-mostly on TV but also in person-and they don't look like this. That...read more

Mollie Kings trip to the pool was a complete success

Thanks to the quiet dignity of the ... London ... tabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And those aren't exactly waterproof. They might as well be made out of sugar. Wait, is that why they're white? (image source = pacific coast)read more

Courteney Cox was punished for her debauchery

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. "Fornicators!" it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she is. The libertine Hopkins tried to run, but to no avail. You too shall be exposed for your lurid ways, Josh! (image source =...read more

Milla Jovovich had a slip

Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev's 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn't wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won't wreck her career. (image source = getty and flynet)read more

monday headlines

AVRIL LAVIGNE - went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can't open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun) LADY GAGA - does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn't condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible...read more

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halle berry is single

Halle Berry has broken up with her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after dating for the past four years, and having a child together in 2008. It's always sad when a couple breaks up, and since this isn't a sad website, it's a happy website (!), I thought a good way to cheer everybody up would be to post some pictures of Halles delicious titties. She's probably filled with self doubt lately, so I bet she'll be...read more

ohai beyonce and beyonces breast

Do these pictures show: A. a yeti on vacation. B. a visualization of that "roll a fat girl in flour" sex joke C. Beyonce and her nipple in Hawaii. This wasn't some kind of quiz by the way. I genuinely don't know wtf is going on in these pictures. But I'm scared/erect, and I'd love to know why. (source = splash news online)read more

stephanie seymour + bikini = win

Stephanie Seymour is still in St Barts with her stupid kids, but that's not stopping her from essentially (NSFW) taking her top off or wearing see thru bikinis. Even the bottom was kind of see thru. I don't know what bikini designer decided bikinis shouldn't be water proof, but we should find out and then put his picture on all our money, in honor of this great great man. (image source = fame pictures and splash news...read more

annalynne mccord forgot something

'90210' star AnnaLynne McCord went to work yesterday and was nice enough to wear a thin white tshirt that might as well have been made out of glass. I don't know why she's so awesome, but I don't know why she's dressed all in white and the black guy is dressed all in black either. They look like an ad for racial harmony. Or racial hatred, I guess, depending on who's running the ad. (source = pacific coast news)read more

carrie prejean needs a tighter bikini

Carrie Prejean is in Hawaii today with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, and when they were frolicking in the water he was so busy picking through her hair the same way monkeys do, he didn't seem to notice that most of her right breast was exposed. Her fans are gonna be so disappointed. The only frolicking she should be doing is with our lord and savior Jesus Christ. (source = fame pictures)read more

getting dressed is easy

I told myself I would never mention Aubrey O'Day or Kendra Wilkinson on this page again because their manager is a jackass and so fuck him, but I'm not made of stone. Aubrey was at the clearly-made-up-for-press-coverage California Entertainer of the Year banquet last night, and her breasts looked enormous. Her dress, presumably made of material from earth, was no match for something so fantastic, and so she spent the...read more

shauna sand has still got it

Former, and by "former" I mean "thirteen years ago", Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand wore one of her fancy outfits last night as she drove her daughter to have dinner with her dad, Shaunas ex husband Lorenzo Lamas. Her daughter is handling this better than I am, but she's been conditioned to it. I get an occasional (and merciful) break. If my nipples looked like I'd been branded, I would fight someone to the grave if...read more

eva mendes knows how to promote a movie

Eva Mendes was in New York last night for a screening of 'Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans', and if someone wanted to make the case that she's the best looking person on earth, I would find it hard to argue. What helped is that she didn't wear a bra and her shirt was held in place with little more than optimism. Predictably, that did not work, so the pictures you really want are about halfway through the...read more

really close this time

I had the video above showing Katy Perry almost flashing her tits during rehearsals of the MTV Europe Music awards together with the pictures in the post below, but now I've added some sceencaps from the video and so I'm splitting them into two posts. This way I've done essentially nothing and yet it looks as though I have. I'm a real busy bee.read more