Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot. At around noon. Then she got into a fancy car with some... read more

Jennifer Lopez had a little accident

That headline makes it sound like she pee'd on herself, and who knows maybe she did (I do, she did), but while Jennifer Lopez was singing one of her incredible hit songs last night at the O2 in London, her dress stretched a little too far (oh I wonder why that happened)... read more

Mollie Kings trip to the pool was a complete success

Thanks to the quiet dignity of the ... London ... tabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And ... read more

Courteney Cox was punished for her debauchery

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. "Fornicators!" it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could... read more

Milla Jovovich had a slip

Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev's 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn't wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won't wreck her career. (image source... read more

monday headlines

AVRIL LAVIGNE - went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can't open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun) LADY... read more

halle berry is single

Halle Berry has broken up with her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after dating for the past four years, and having a child together in 2008. It's always sad when a couple breaks up, and since this isn't a sad website, it's a happy website (!), I thought a good... read more

ohai beyonce and beyonces breast

Do these pictures show: A. a yeti on vacation. B. a visualization of that "roll a fat girl in flour" sex joke C. Beyonce and her nipple in Hawaii. This wasn't some kind of quiz by the way. I genuinely don't know wtf is going on in these pictures. But I'm scared/erect,... read more

stephanie seymour + bikini = win

Stephanie Seymour is still in St Barts with her stupid kids, but that's not stopping her from essentially (NSFW) taking her top off or wearing see thru bikinis. Even the bottom was kind of see thru. I don't know what bikini designer decided bikinis shouldn't be water... read more

annalynne mccord forgot something

'90210' star AnnaLynne McCord went to work yesterday and was nice enough to wear a thin white tshirt that might as well have been made out of glass. I don't know why she's so awesome, but I don't know why she's dressed all in white and the black guy is dressed all in... read more

carrie prejean needs a tighter bikini

Carrie Prejean is in Hawaii today with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, and when they were frolicking in the water he was so busy picking through her hair the same way monkeys do, he didn't seem to notice that most of her right breast was exposed. Her fans are gonna be so... read more

getting dressed is easy

I told myself I would never mention Aubrey O'Day or Kendra Wilkinson on this page again because their manager is a jackass and so fuck him, but I'm not made of stone. Aubrey was at the clearly-made-up-for-press-coverage California Entertainer of the Year banquet last... read more