By brendon November 27, 2012 @ 4:29 PM
Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot. At around noon. Then she got into a fancy car with some guy and drove away.
When asked for a comment, Lindsay Lohan said, “Hey, look, it happens. Even if you’re a well known actress, sometimes you have get dressed up and go blow a rich guy in a car for money. Lots of actresses do it. I know for a fact that Helen Mirren does it.”(*)
(*)NOTE: Helen Mirren does not do that, she does not blow guys in cars for money. She does it because it’s exciting and sexy. image source = bauer griffin)
By brendon October 23, 2012 @ 2:01 PM
That headline makes it sound like she pee’d on herself, and who knows maybe she did (I do, she did), but while Jennifer Lopez was singing one of her incredible hit songs last night at the O2 in London, her dress stretched a little too far (oh I wonder why that happened) and you could see her nipple.
And it’s weird looking. I’ve seen nipples before-mostly on TV but also in person-and they don’t look like this. That looks more like ET is peering out of her dress.
(image source = pacific coast, getty)
By brendon April 06, 2011 @ 2:13 PM
Thanks to the quiet dignity of the … London … tabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And those aren’t exactly waterproof. They might as well be made out of sugar. Wait, is that why they’re white?
(image source = pacific coast)
By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 10:36 AM
Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. “Fornicators!” it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she is. The libertine Hopkins tried to run, but to no avail. You too shall be exposed for your lurid ways, Josh!
(image source = inf daily and splash news online)
By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 4:26 PM
Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn’t wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won’t wreck her career.
(image source = getty and flynet)
By brendon August 02, 2010 @ 2:19 PM
AVRIL LAVIGNE – went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun)
LADY GAGA – does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn’t condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible taste in music though. (us)
AMERICAN IDOL – offered Steven Tyler the final spot as a judge and he’s “probably” going to take it. Tyler of course is the singer and founding member of Aerosmith, who has 4 Grammys, 21 top 40 songs, is the best-selling American band ever (150 million albums), and has the most gold and multi-platinum albums by an American band ever. Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say. (people)
MONTANA FISHBURNE – has sex in a car, a hotel room and at the mall in her first porn movie, out on August 18th. Maybe for the sequel she can have sex at her dads funeral on August 19th. (vivid)