Thanks to the quiet dignity of the … London … tabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And those aren’t exactly waterproof. They might as well be made out of sugar. Wait, is that why they’re white?
(image source = pacific coast)
Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. “Fornicators!” it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could see her for the harlot she is. The libertine Hopkins tried to run, but to no avail. You too shall be exposed for your lurid ways, Josh!
(image source = inf daily and splash news online)
Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn’t wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won’t wreck her career.
(image source = getty and flynet)
AVRIL LAVIGNE - went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun)
LADY GAGA - does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn’t condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible taste in music though. (us)
AMERICAN IDOL - offered Steven Tyler the final spot as a judge and he’s “probably” going to take it. Tyler of course is the singer and founding member of Aerosmith, who has 4 Grammys, 21 top 40 songs, is the best-selling American band ever (150 million albums), and has the most gold and multi-platinum albums by an American band ever. Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say. (people)
MONTANA FISHBURNE - has sex in a car, a hotel room and at the mall in her first porn movie, out on August 18th. Maybe for the sequel she can have sex at her dads funeral on August 19th. (vivid)
Halle Berry has broken up with her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after dating for the past four years, and having a child together in 2008.
It’s always sad when a couple breaks up, and since this isn’t a sad website, it’s a happy website (!), I thought a good way to cheer everybody up would be to post some pictures of Halles delicious titties. She’s probably filled with self doubt lately, so I bet she’ll be tickled pink to know that people all over the world are looking at her and masturbating. What a honor!
(giant nsfw ’swordfish’ screencap here)
Do these pictures show:
A. a yeti on vacation.
B. a visualization of that “roll a fat girl in flour” sex joke
C. Beyonce and her nipple in Hawaii.
This wasn’t some kind of quiz by the way. I genuinely don’t know wtf is going on in these pictures. But I’m scared/erect, and I’d love to know why.
(source = splash news online)
