Malin Akerman And Orlando Bloom Threesome In 'Easy'

Orlando Bloom seems to lead a blessed life. He made one movie series anybody cares to remember. That got him to fuck Miranda Kerr in her prime. They split up and now he's pounding muffins with Katy Perry. Not an altogether inconsequential catch no matter what you think or... read more

Orlando Bloom Bare Cock Paddling Katy Perry

If you love famous man dick, the Internet has a present for you. Orlando Bloom took his bare cock and Katy Perry out on a paddle board in Sardinia, because that's what you do when you do whatever the fuck you want. Bloom seems super gay, but it turns out he's just British... read more

Orlando Bloom Doesn't Like Fatties And Shit Around The Web

Moderately fey elfOrlando Bloom all but admitted that when he's out slaying pussy, he is not a fan of the plus sized ladies. He prefers skinny chicks because they're more agile and closely resembling young boys.I'm not saying that he's in the closet...but I'm not not... read more

Orlando Bloom Justin Bieber Bar Fight Was Super Intense (VIDEO)

No matter where you fall on the pussy scale of life, it's super important at any given moment in your life to not be the biggest pussy in the room. The second biggest pussy skates. The biggest pussy is singled out by the pack and devoured. Look around the room. If you're... read more

Is Selena Gomez Porking Legolas?

Selena Gomez has been seen around town with the very pretty Orlando Bloom. The two were spotted canoodling outside of the Chelsea Handler live comedy show at the L.A. Forum where half of Hollywood were ordered to attend by their shared publicists. When the photogs... read more

Orlando Bloom Has a New Girlfriend

Miranda Kerr tossed Orlando Bloom because she tired of mounting a dude who giggled every time he found the perfect new turtleneck. So Orlando went somewhere where skinny dudes can wear kerchiefs and ride mopeds and still have hot girlfriends -- France. I remember seeing... read more

Orlando Bloom is weird

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are in Australia today, and she's in a bikini drinking champagne in a hot tub with some other random girls who are also in bikinis, and he's holding a naked babies penis up to his face. He must really really like that babies penis. [gallery... read more

morning headlines

MIRANDA KERR - posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he's 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics) BRUCE... read more

friday afternoon headlines

ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR - had a boy. And I bet that handsome bastard has already gotten more pussy than I have this year. (us) LINDSAY LOHAN - has been handed a $135,000 Range Rover Onyx, to borrow "for an undisclosed length of time", by a Beverly Hills dealer.... read more

Miranda Kerr is pregnant

I know what you're thinking. You're asking yourself, "Do these pictures show Miranda Kerr modeling in LA this week? Didn't she just get married to Orlando Bloom? Why does she look so fat?" Yes, yes, and because she's pregnant. Us weekly says... "She's definitely... read more

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr got married

Victorias Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr (seen here during a shoot in the Caribbean last July) and Orlando Bloom (image not available) have been dating since 2007, but they've always stayed out of the spotlight. In fact it was only last month when word leaked that they... read more

monday afternoon headlines

PAGET BREWSTER - is the best comedic actress in Hollywood (and she does amazing impressions of black people), so I'm selfishly happy that CBS is run by fumbling idiots who plan on essentially firing the entire female cast of 'Criminal Minds', despite the overwhelming... read more