its Playmates trying on sexy costumes

Playmates Tiffany Jordan (blonde), Nicole Narain (brunette) and Christi Shake (red head) went costume shopping this weekend, perhaps to reinvent themselves as they run from their past. Or maybe for Halloween. I didn't really read the fine print because I have a 100... read more

Arianny Celeste is naked in Playboy

Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can't tell because you're reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that. This... read more

JWoww is making a fortune off Playboy

Every now and then you hear that Playboy is in bad financial shape, and it never seems to make sense, because who doesnt love Playboy, but after this it will start to make perfect sense. Radar says… There is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose... read more

JWoww is posing for Playboy

It can't really be a surprise that Playboy has been in talks with 'Jersey Shore' star JWoww to pose naked, and though the deal has yet to be signed, we're talking about JWoww taking money to show her tits. I'm optimistic. E! says... "Final offer is standing," JWoww told... read more

Kim Kardashian is mad at Playboy

Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it's 25, but it's 7. The other ones aren't new. Don't worry about... look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she... read more

Friday morning headlines

RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. "Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it's 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!" So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!) JENNIFER... read more

karissa shannon is patriotic

This Sunday of course is Americas birthday, when hopefully everyone will take a moment to appreciate how completely awesome we are. Not content to wait, Playmate Karissa Shannon took her unrepentant jingoism down to Malibu yesterday and showed off her hot ass (again,... read more

(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

Just so we're clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from 'the Bachelor'. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she's been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any of them. I didn't want her fuggin up my erotic website and this... read more

u-s-a, u-s-a, u-s-a!!!

Just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Playmate Karissa Shannon stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket and not much else. Because it was the most efficient way to make other countries and ugly girls... read more

kelly brook. in playboy.

Girls really don't seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that's that, girls might think. We've seen her tits. Now we can move on, right? Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl.... read more

lindsay is so dumb it takes your breath away

Very obviously the reason Lindsay didn't come back for her court date is because she didn't feel like it. The flights weren't full and no one stole her passport. Now Lindsays mom says she has a new passport, to replace the "stolen" one, which is fascinating because the... read more

rachel uchitel is posing for playboy

Rachel Uchitel got famous by sleeping with other peoples husbands, so you'd think she'd be flattered to pose for Playboy. Playmates are some of the finest people to ever live, and she should be honored to be in their company. All of us should be really. So she said yes... read more