karissa shannon is patriotic

This Sunday of course is Americas birthday, when hopefully everyone will take a moment to appreciate how completely awesome we are. Not content to wait, Playmate Karissa Shannon took her unrepentant jingoism down to Malibu yesterday and showed off her hot ass (again, thankfully). She's no Julri Waters, but what Karissa lacks in cup size she makes up for by wrapping her tits in American pride. Hey Middle East, have fun...

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(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

Just so we're clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from 'the Bachelor'. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she's been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any of them. I didn't want her fuggin up my erotic website and this is about Playboy so instead this post has pictures of Playboy model Julri Waters, who is Asian, 5'3" and a 32G. It's like someone made a girl based on...

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u-s-a, u-s-a, u-s-a!!!

Just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Playmate Karissa Shannon stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket and not much else. Because it was the most efficient way to make other countries and ugly girls feel bad about themselves simultaneously. Her sexy way of getting the mail went over much better than mine, which is when I go out in nothing but an...read more

kelly brook. in playboy.

Girls really don't seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that's that, girls might think. We've seen her tits. Now we can move on, right? Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl. Now we need to see more. I could have 10,000 pictures of her tits and be fascinated by each and every one. But I don't. This is a step in the right...

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lindsay is so dumb it takes your breath away

Very obviously the reason Lindsay didn't come back for her court date is because she didn't feel like it. The flights weren't full and no one stole her passport. Now Lindsays mom says she has a new passport, to replace the "stolen" one, which is fascinating because the French police say she never applied for one. Actually I don't think you even can get a new passport overseas. Maybe you can in a major country like...

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rachel uchitel is posing for playboy

Rachel Uchitel got famous by sleeping with other peoples husbands, so you'd think she'd be flattered to pose for Playboy. Playmates are some of the finest people to ever live, and she should be honored to be in their company. All of us should be really. So she said yes unconditionally, right? A source close to the mag tells us Rachel has the right to pull out any time before the shoot goes down -- which is in three...

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jenna bentley is practically naked

Playboy model Jenna Bentley is in Hawaii today, and yesterday her skimpy little bikini was vastly over-matched by her awesomely huge breasts. And so of course one of her tits slipped out. How could it not? To contain tits like that you'd need a bikini made of those big canvas straps with the ratchets like they use to pick up cars. [gallery id="8853"]

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tess taylor seems fun

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show 'Pretty Wild'. She's also at the heart of that whole "bling ring" who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She's also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She's also incredibly hot, short, and she has DD's. As you may recall, those are my 3 favorite qualities in a girl, so needless to say I love her very very much. These candid and very rare pictures of her getting high...

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ashley dupree is naked in playboy

Ashley Dupree will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning to talk about her time as an escort and her part in bringing down Eliot Spitzer, who was Governor of New York when he saw her as a client. More to the point, she'll talk about taking all her clothes off and letting Playboy take pictures of her hot body so that we can see her naked. What a friendly girl. I really like her attitude. ( a few pics under the cut....

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kelly bensimon knows how to dress

Kelly Bensimon of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey' went for a jog in Miami this morning, and seeing these pictures reminded me that I don't know that much about her. So I ran a search on busty Asian model Jennie Reid, in hopes that naked pictures of her might help for some reason. Several hours later, I ended up on Playboys website and remembered that Kelly is in there this month, and that she looks terrific (nsfw...

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jayde nicole is 24

Playboy's 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole celebrated her 24th birthday this weekend, and even though she looks way way better with no clothes on (under the cut), she still looked fantastic in this ridiculous dress and a crown. This must be how rich people live. I think she got bigger implants too. Her breasts look twice as big as they were before, meaning she's twice as wonderful. (source = pacific coast and ...read more

blake lively is posing for playboy! maybe!

Blake Lively has the firmest looking breasts on earth and a long history of wearing skirts so short one time I saw her appendix, so it's no great leap to think she might pose for Playboy, especially if they're gonna pay more than they ever have to get a girl naked. The National Enquirer says... We hear the 22-year-old beauty is demanding a whopping $2.5 million to strip down. "Blake's mom has been in the business a...

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new and improved heidi will do playboy again

Tori Wilson Heidi Montag talked to Radar and confirmed reports that she will pose for Playboy again. She says her second pictorial is already set up and will happen, "very soon." She also says the criticism of her plastic surgery doesn't bother her. And good for her. It's true she can't move or feel her face, but she's annoying, so a good sturdy mouth for me to attack with my penis will come in handy. ?She also says...

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kelly bensimon is kind of hot

The Playboy with Kelly Bensimon from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City' goes on sale tomorrow, but Playboy.com has the pictures today, and … damn. This chick is freakin hot. There are 4 pics under the cut but to see them all you have to go to the playboy website. It's like 10 dollars a month or something but it's totally worth it. I saved enough by diluting my little brothers insulin. If he goes into a diabetic...

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john mayer really is an asshole

The vast majority of John Mayers Playboy interview (now online at Playboy.com) is made up of the reporter occasionally interrupting while Mayer composes a love letter to himself. The Jessica Simpson stuff has already been covered, but Mayer goes on to explain why he's great in many many other ways, including why black people love him so very, very much. MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, "What does it feel like...

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