In her 5th “first interview since getting out of jail”, Lindsay Lohan will unveil her issue of Playboy on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’ on December 15th, about a week before the magazine goes on sale. It sounds sexy already!
“The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay,” her rep said.
In other words the pictures will be boring and the interview will be a pack of lies. It’ll be Lindsay lighting a candle while white hair extensions hide her tits above a quote saying she gets visits from the Angel Moroni. “The first time the angel was all, ‘you’re doing great Lindsay, no drugs or nothin, why is that judge such a cunt for no reason you didn’t even do anything’, and I was like, ‘I know right! I been saying that the whole time Macaroni Angel but everyone is all like nu-uh Lindsay you’re lyin’.”
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