By brendon October 27, 2010 @ 3:30 PM
The new Us magazine says that Justin Timberlake banged Olivia Munn for three straight days this past September, and who could blame him for that, except of course his girlfriend Jessica Biel. Who probably, instead of congratulating him, will get all whiny about it.
Timberlake, 29, and Munn, 30, first met at a Sept. 26 MySpace event. After exchanging numbers, he “started chasing her immediately,” says an insider. Munn resisted his advances, telling him it was a no-go if he was still with Biel, 28. But Timberlake “has been telling people it’s over with Jessica, even though “the reality is he’s just doing it behind her back.” Believing he had left Biel and that her relationship with Timberlake might develop into something serious, Munn took him to her hotel, the Gansevoort Park Avenue NYC, Sept. 27 and 28, where “they were openly affectionate,” the insider adds. The insider tells Us the two “had amazing sex” that night.
If I ever get caught up in a lurid Hollywood sex scandal like this, I hope I have a source who says things like we had amazing sex. If they said, “Brendon mostly apologized and then cried,” you can see how that wouldn’t be quite as good.
By brendon October 25, 2010 @ 2:27 PM
Playmates Tiffany Jordan (blonde), Nicole Narain (brunette) and Christi Shake (red head) went costume shopping this weekend, perhaps to reinvent themselves as they run from their past. Or maybe for Halloween. I didn’t really read the fine print because I have a 100 degree fever today. Tell them to stop spinning around so I can whack off to one.
By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 2:42 PM
Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can’t tell because you’re reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that.
This girl is just perfect, and she’s actually naked, unlike some of these idiot celebrities who think Playboy is some kind of towel modeling catalog.
Her entire shoot will be on Playboy.com later this week, but
this and this are two of the pics that have leaked. Needless to say she looks incredible, the hottest girl in Playboy in years. I could be in the middle of a plane crash and still jack off to pictures of this girl. Several times.
UNSEXY TERRIFYING UPDATE – wow Playboy was not happy about this. Um, “pictures removed by request”.
By brendon September 21, 2010 @ 7:41 PM
Every now and then you hear that Playboy is in bad financial shape, and it never seems to make sense, because who doesnt love Playboy, but after this it will start to make perfect sense. Radar says…
There is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.
…negotiations began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. Topless only photos would lower the offer.
Um, seriously? 400 grand? To get JWoww out of her clothes? What does a bottle of Patron cost, like, 40 dollars? I think Playboy is over thinking this. Give me 50 dollars, I’ll get your naked pictures, a blowjob, and 10 dollars change.
(image source = splash news online)
By brendon September 17, 2010 @ 4:43 PM
It can’t really be a surprise that Playboy has been in talks with ‘Jersey Shore’ star JWoww to pose naked, and though the deal has yet to be signed, we’re talking about JWoww taking money to show her tits. I’m optimistic. E! says…
“Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.”
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.”
In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.”
Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”
Yeah well it’s being talked about right now: take your god damn clothes off. All of them. I like JWoww, and I very much want to see her naked. If Playboy is gonna print pictures of girls coyly peering out from behind a column, they should advertise it as a magazine for people who love columns. If I wanted to see a girl hiding herself with towels and sheets, I’d go chase a salesgirl around Bed, Bath and Beyond.
By brendon September 09, 2010 @ 3:15 PM
Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it’s 25, but it’s 7. The other ones aren’t new. Don’t worry about… look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she regrets ever having taken. She tells Harpers Bazaar (via the Huffington Post)…
“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable,” she remembers, though at the time she was excited. “Go for it,” she recalls her mother saying. “They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”
So you can guess how she feels about the new ones.
“Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.”
Is she talking about a comet, or naked pictures of Kim Kardashian and her huge tits? Like this one, which is one of the best Playboy pictures ever. Because those never went away, every guy on earth right clicked the hell out of them, and then named a folder ROUTER SETTINGS or something like that and hid it inside three other folders.
Which doesn’t work if you date a girl who understands computers, btw. She’ll simply run a search for all .jpg files. And it will suck. Mind your own business you brainy bitch.
(13 NSFW pics here. first 7 are new. source for all = playboy.com, which is unquestionably the best 8 dollars you’ll ever spend.)
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