new and improved heidi wants to do playboy again

The last time Heidi Montag was in Playboy, the pictures were about as erotic as shark attack photos, but that was before she got DDD implants. She had to buy the implants, but the self-confidence that came along with them was free (hint-hint ladies). MSNBC says... "Heidi would love to do another (Playboy) cover," said a source who's exceedingly close to the couple. Montag's first Playboy pose, back in September, more

tuesday afternoon headlines

POINTLESS NUDITY - Playboy model Tiffany Ryan is short, skinny, and has huge breasts. If she were Asian with dark red hair she'd be the perfect human girl, a quantum leap in genetic evolution, an event so without precedent that many would claim she was a god, and her arrival was a sign that the rapture had begun and the end of days was upon us. Luckily she's white. We really dodged a bullet. (foundry) WE ARE THE more

the top 100 stories of 2009 (51-100)

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they're all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing else is going on this time of year, and so here we go. 100. JASMINE FIORE WAS MURDERED - by her husband, who was a contestant on the VH1 show 'Megan Wants a Millionaire'. He pulled out her teeth, more

monday afternoon headlines

WILL FERREL - appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news) AVATAR - finished the weekend with an opening gross of $77M in the US and $165M overseas for a weekend total of $242M, exceeding expectations thanks more

tara reid in playboy

This is apparently the only website in America that Playboy reads other than their own, because I get yelled at every time I post their pictures even though this is the internet and anyone can find anything at anytime. Here's a video of Spock singing about Hobbits. Neither of those things even fukcing exist, and yet that's a video of them together, so you can sure as hell find pictures from the most famous magazine more

tara reid does playboy

The Sun has gotten the first look at Tara Reids Playboy cover, as well as a glimpse into the worlds most poorly thought out fake excuse. She was left with unsightly scars following botched surgery but after a tidy up, Tara is now confident with how she looks. "I got it fixed and now I'm OK, and I want people to know that I'm OK," she explained in a recent interview. "I've been OK now for the last five or six years more news/updates

K, so talking about the page on the page seems pretentious and stupid, so I'm putting it all under the cut. And to bribe you into reading all that, at the end there's a short collection of pictures celebrating September Playmate Kimberly Phillips and her unthinkably perfect ass. I call dibs! Now to the boring part. So the main thing here is, yes, the site is still fucked up and plagued by some redirect/skip ad more

kimberly phillips is the best

While we're on the subject of sexy Hollywood Halloween pictures, September Playmate Kimberly Phillips has some from the Playboy party on her facebook (her facebook fan page is here). This is relevant to my interests because she might be the most perfect girl of all time (a few of her Playboy pics here), and there is literally nothing on earth I would rather do than look at pictures of Kimberly Phillips. If I more

"it was self-defense", pt 2

As this video from radar online clearly shows, on August 28th of this year, scumbag Joe Francis stepped up behind perfect angel Jayde Nicole, grabbed her by the hair then flung her to the ground. After that it's hard to see much, but Jayde - who works with pediatric cancer patients in her spare time - says the pornographer Francis punched and kicked her while she was on the ground. Why would Joe Francis do this? more

girls next door is back

Exclusive sources to Tyler reveal today that the hit E! show 'Girls Next Door', the show that made Kendra Wilkinson, Holly MarSomething and The Other One The One With Huge Natural Boobs household names, will return to E! this Sunday with an all new cast of girls living near you. I can't go into how I know this but I'm a pretty big deal in Hollywood. I don't mean to brag but you can take this one to the bank. Hefs more

victoria silvstedt is easily relaxed

Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she's always been this way. And by "this way", I mean, "awesome". After the jump are 17 pictures of some guy going down on her on a pier in July of 2006, and here (1,2,3) are pictures of her with no pants on, more

afternoon headlines

KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he's a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone and yell at everyone so Jays questions won't really matter anyway. (ap) WHITNEY HOUSTON – tells Oprah that Bobby Brown once spit in her face. No more

afternoon headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - 'Life and Style' points out the remarkable similarities between the women who "robbed" Lindsay and regular Lindsay. It would have been easy enough for her to truly disguise herself, but consider this: Lindsay is an idiot. (life and style) LADY GAGA - went on The Matt And Jo Radio Show in Australia and because Aussies are cool/drunk, they asked her straight out if she was a hermaphrodite. She didn't more

Playboy gets it

Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a bunch of girls with huge breasts, really remind them what we stand to lose. If you invite a bunch of survivors, you take the chance that the girl is pretty anyway, then people think maybe more

todays top story

Jayde Nicole, star of "the Hills", Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are complaining about now. On the other side is a close up of Jayde from the waist down (not my edit, I'd like to add). The pic is taken slightly from more