karissa shannon is patriotic

This Sunday of course is Americas birthday, when hopefully everyone will take a moment to appreciate how completely awesome we are. Not content to wait, Playmate Karissa Shannon took her unrepentant jingoism down to Malibu yesterday and showed off her hot ass (again,... read more

(update) Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor is doing Playboy

Just so we're clear the girl pictured is not Vienna Girardi from 'the Bachelor'. Vienna Girardi is this lunatic and she's been in a million news articles this week for reasons I might know if I had read any of them. I didn't want her fuggin up my erotic website and this... read more

u-s-a, u-s-a, u-s-a!!!

Just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Playmate Karissa Shannon stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket and not much else. Because it was the most efficient way to make other countries and ugly girls... read more

kelly brook. in playboy.

Girls really don't seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that's that, girls might think. We've seen her tits. Now we can move on, right? Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl.... read more

lindsay is so dumb it takes your breath away

Very obviously the reason Lindsay didn't come back for her court date is because she didn't feel like it. The flights weren't full and no one stole her passport. Now Lindsays mom says she has a new passport, to replace the "stolen" one, which is fascinating because the... read more

rachel uchitel is posing for playboy

Rachel Uchitel got famous by sleeping with other peoples husbands, so you'd think she'd be flattered to pose for Playboy. Playmates are some of the finest people to ever live, and she should be honored to be in their company. All of us should be really. So she said yes... read more

jenna bentley is practically naked

Playboy model Jenna Bentley is in Hawaii today, and yesterday her skimpy little bikini was vastly over-matched by her awesomely huge breasts. And so of course one of her tits slipped out. How could it not? To contain tits like that you'd need a bikini made of those big... read more

tess taylor seems fun

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show 'Pretty Wild'. She's also at the heart of that whole "bling ring" who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She's also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She's also incredibly hot, short, and she has DD's. As you may... read more

ashley dupree is naked in playboy

Ashley Dupree will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning to talk about her time as an escort and her part in bringing down Eliot Spitzer, who was Governor of New York when he saw her as a client. More to the point, she'll talk about taking all her clothes off and... read more

kelly bensimon knows how to dress

Kelly Bensimon of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey' went for a jog in Miami this morning, and seeing these pictures reminded me that I don't know that much about her. So I ran a search on busty Asian model Jennie Reid, in hopes that naked pictures of her might help for... read more

jayde nicole is 24

Playboy's 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole celebrated her 24th birthday this weekend, and even though she looks way way better with no clothes on (under the cut), she still looked fantastic in this ridiculous dress and a crown. This must be how rich people live. I... read more

blake lively is posing for playboy! maybe!

Blake Lively has the firmest looking breasts on earth and a long history of wearing skirts so short one time I saw her appendix, so it's no great leap to think she might pose for Playboy, especially if they're gonna pay more than they ever have to get a girl naked. The ... read more