Megan Fox doesn’t look pregnant

By brendon April 24, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

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Though E! says today that an exclusive source has confirmed that Megan Fox is pregnant, you certainly wouldn’t know it by looking at her 4 days ago in Los Feliz when she went to dinner with her husband Brian Austin Green. And if I’m willing to use “Oh whatever, so how come she doesn’t look pregnant” in paternity trials, I’ll certainly use it to call bullshit on this.

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Megan Fox might be pregnant

By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 12:49 PM

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Megan Fox is reportedly pregnant for the first time with her husband of two years, Brian Austin Green, though this comes from Star who I swear will occasionally say random things only so they can gloat about later if by some miracle they stumble ass backwards into being correct.

Her most recent paparazzi pictures were taken six days ago at a Koo Koo Roo in LA with Austin and his two kids, but you can’t tell anything from those. After that there was a picture of porn star Megan Coxxx flashing the camera in London on the 15th, and for the record she does not appear to be pregnant. Also I found some pictures of baby foxes doing eskimo kisses and wrestling. I’m not sure how much that helps to determine if Megan Fox is pregnant or not but it was an adorable investigation.

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Jessica Simpson Says She Weighs 170 Pounds

By author March 14, 2012 @ 11:30 AM

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Oh, and I forgot to mention that she can’t get enough dick right now either. Us Weekly has the disgusting quote. Ready to revisit breakfast?

I am definitely ‘feeling intimate,”” said the sassy Texan said — and how! “I’m kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!” Former NFL pro Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. “He’s always ready.

Great, so now we not only know that she loves sex and her fiance is constantly erect but she’s also terrible at lying math. In fairness to Jessica, those scales at the weigh station are constantly being damaged by the huge truck tires, so a recalibration is probably needed.

That’s not even the best part of the story. Ready for this?

I try to be like 110 pounds.

Yes, and I try to be a millionaire every time I buy a scratch-off ticket. Some things just aren’t meant to be. If I could make a suggestion, Jess? Just take your tray from the buffet when you’re done making your choices and toss it on the scale. You’ll get way closer.

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is Katy Perry pregnant or not

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 12:20 PM

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Katy Perry was at the Grove yesterday doing a promotion for her perfume ‘Meow’(*), and the way her dress fit has people wondering (again) if she’s pregnant. If I knew I would tell you, but I’ve been avoiding her since she came over all freaked out about missing her period. As if this is my fault; I’m the one who told her to swallow!

(*) the name of her perfume is ‘meow’, i wasn’t doing that thing from ‘super troopers’. her other one is called ‘purr’. image source = wenn

Jessica Simpson is really really pregnant, part 2

By brendon November 30, 2011 @ 2:36 PM

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I know we just covered this but Jessica Simpson was out in New York this morning and holy shit. That baby is either a bear or it has gigantism. Or she had sex with the Hulk but as far as I know he’s not even real. And she told Access Hollywood she isn’t due until spring, so she might only be 5 months pregnant here. She’s only 5’2″, her poor vagina is gonna get annihilated if this moose tries to go through there. If she ever has another baby the delivery is gonna look like a kid coming out of a water slide.

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Jessica Simpson is really really pregnant

By brendon November 30, 2011 @ 8:09 AM

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Jessica Simpson went to the Footwear News Achievement Awards last night in New York, and not only proved beyond any doubt that she’s pregnant, but also that she’ll attend literally anything if you tell her there’ll be cameras there.

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