Ali Landry Is Pregnant Again

Ali Landry has never done much to actually be considered famous, other than win Miss USA, star in a Doritos commercial and marry the guy who played Slater on Saved by the Bell for a whopping two weeks. But people still talk about her because she's ridiculously gorgeous. And her husband is well aware of how good she looks, because he can't seem to keep his pants on around her. The one-time Eve star is expecting her...

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Kate Middleton Is Having A Girl

The Royal Family does absolutely nothing when it comes to running the United Kingdom, but they have a shit ton of money, so they get to pretend that crowns and robes still mean something over there. English people eat it up, too, because if Prince William was just Bill the accountant he'd probably have to pay for sex, even with a girl like Kate Middleton, who on her best days is a solid 7. But since William is a...

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this is Jeremy Renners secret pregnant girlfriend

"Formerly secret" might have been a better way to put that but here she is, the mystery women that apparently not gay Jeremy Renner got pregnant; a 22-year-old model from Vancouver named Sonni Pacheco. Although she doesn't look very pregnant in these pictures. What's that all about ? Jeremy should tie her to a rock and throw her in the river. If she floats, she was lying and is in collusion with the devil. If she...

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Kim Kardashian wont sell pictures of her baby (except for more money)

It was very much out of character when Kim Kardashian reportedly turned down 3 million dollars for the first pictures of the baby she's having with Kanye West, but very much in character now that it seems she did so because she's holding out for more money. ...the longer they wait the better, becauseKris Jenner has it all under control! "Kris instructed Kim and Kanye to NOT sell photos of their baby for a mere $3...

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Princess Kate is pregnent

The Royal Family announced today that Kate Middleton, who married Prince William in April of 2011, is expecting her first child. It's still early on in her pregnancy, but she was admitted to a hospital in London today for morning sickness and also because she does tons of whippets. Like, 50 a day. Bitch has a problem.

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is Megan Fox pregnant or not?

Star was the first to report that Megan Fox was pregnant back in March, and E! said the same a month later, but she's never publicly addressed it either way, so make what you will of these pictures of her leaving a nail salon in Studio City yesterday. She certainly looks like she could be pregnant, but that would mean she was lying when she told me she was on the pill, even though she knew I wasn't ready to start a...

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Megan Fox doesn't look pregnant

Though E! says today that an exclusive source has confirmed that Megan Fox is pregnant, you certainly wouldn't know it by looking at her 4 days ago in Los Feliz when she went to dinner with her husband Brian Austin Green. And if I'm willing to use "Oh whatever, so how come she doesn't look pregnant" in paternity trials, I'll certainly use it to call bullshit on this. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery id="6907"]...

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Megan Fox might be pregnant

Megan Fox is reportedly pregnant for the first time with her husband of two years, Brian Austin Green, though this comes from Star who I swear will occasionally say random things only so they can gloat about later if by some miracle they stumble ass backwards into being correct. Her most recent paparazzi pictures were taken six days ago at a Koo Koo Roo in LA with Austin and his two kids, but you can't tell anything...

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Jessica Simpson Says She Weighs 170 Pounds

Oh, and I forgot to mention that she can't get enough dick right now either. Us Weekly has the disgusting quote. Ready to revisit breakfast? I am definitely 'feeling intimate,''" said the sassy Texan said -- and how! "I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!" Former NFL pro Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. "He's always ready. Great, so now we not only know that she loves...

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is Katy Perry pregnant or not

Katy Perry was at the Grove yesterday doing a promotion for her perfume ‘Meow'(*), and the way her dress fit has people wondering (again) if she's pregnant. If I knew I would tell you, but I've been avoiding her since she came over all freaked out about missing her period. As if this is my fault; I'm the one who told her to swallow! (*) the name of her perfume is 'meow', i wasn't doing that thing from 'super...

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Jessica Simpson is really really pregnant, part 2

I know we just covered this but Jessica Simpson was out in New York this morning and holy shit. That baby is either a bear or it has gigantism. Or she had sex with the Hulk but as far as I know he's not even real. And she told Access Hollywood she isn't due until spring, so she might only be 5 months pregnant here. She's only 5'2", her poor vagina is gonna get annihilated if this moose tries to go through there. If...

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Jessica Simpson is really really pregnant

Jessica Simpson went to the Footwear News Achievement Awards last night in New York, and not only proved beyond any doubt that she's pregnant, but also that she'll attend literally anything if you tell her there'll be cameras there. (image source = getty) [gallery id="7289"]

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Beyonces totally-not-fake baby due in weeks

Remember back in August, when Beyonce made headlines by announcing she was pregnant, reportedly 3 months pregnant, and many were suspicious because she didn't look 3 months pregnant? Well it turns out those people were wrong, and she was 5 months pregnant. AOL says... Beyonce has revealed (she) is expecting to give birth in December 2011, not February 2012 as previously reported. (In a new video) Beyonce holds up a...

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Jessica Simpson doesn't give a f**k anymore

When Jessica Simpson posted this picture on twitter a few weeks ago, it seemed like she might try to keep herself together while she's pregnant, but last night she and her giant-headed fiance Eric Johnson went to a birthday party for her nephew (Ashlee Simpsons son Bronx) and clearly that won't be the case. No makeup, a Harley Davidson shirt, sweatpants, and uggs. Out in public. Years from now Bronx will say the...

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is Katy Perry pregnant?

Probably not, no. But she looked like she might be in one picture from the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast last night, so yes, let's say she is. If there's one thing the internet is good at, it's pictures of tits. But if there's two things the internet is good at, it's pictures of tits and baseless accusations. (image source = wenn and getty) [gallery...

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