By Matt December 25, 2014 @ 8:22 AM
A judge in California denied Roman Polanski’s written plea to have his sexual assault case dismissed because it turns out it still happened. Polanski allegedly sodomized an intoxicated 13 year old in 1977 while Free Bird played in the background. He copped a plea to “Unlawful Sexual Intercourse With A Minor” and was ordered on a 90 day psych hold. At that point he fled to France like a lot of the wrongfully accused where he has since lived as a socially accepted and often highly esteemed fugitive.
I’m disappointed the judge didn’t sign off with And Go Fuck Yourself following tossing this in his gold plated waste basket. It takes a lot of balls for an active fugitive to to ask for his case to be dismissed without ever facing trial. I say we lure him to Norway under the auspice of a a Nobel Prize, get him shit faced on Bordeaux, tuck some Ariana Grande records and a Seventh Heaven box set under his arm and extradite him back to the States on the red eye. Then you can ask for your case to be dismissed from the confines of a comfy cell. These brutish Americans and their anal ages of consent.
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By Lex July 26, 2013 @ 4:07 PM
For some reason people are shocked that Samantha Geimer is using a photo of herself at the age of 13 as the cover image of her autobiography centered heavily around her 1970′s rape by director Roman Polanski. Though she was 13 when she was raped and the photo was taken by Polanski himself a couple weeks before the assault while he was pretending to be an artistic photographer of pretty girls. So, it’s actually not shocking, it actually makes total and perfect sense. What is shocking is that Roman Polanski never went to jail for drugging and sodomizing a thirteen year old girl in Jack Nicholson’s hot tub. Just letting a child into Jack Nicholson’s hot tub ought to be a crime. Polanski fled to France when he found out his sweetheart probation deal for the rape might be taken off the table. So, there he’s lived all these years making movies, banging younger woman and maybe more girls, and being lauded as a saint. We spent a decade and billions of dollars finding and rubbing out Bin Laden. We know where Polanski is. And the French are not nearly as tough as the Taliban, just saying.
By Lex May 27, 2013 @ 11:09 AM
One liked to sodomize middle school girls, the other preferred to violate downtrodden hotel maids, but make no mistake about it, these two peas in a pod represent the very best in French rapers. Film director Roman Polanski and former IMF chief Dominique Strauus-Kahn brought out their much younger ladies for a stroll on the Cannes red carpet much to the delight of the adoring fans. In France, they take a very different view on the matter of of sexual assault. Because Frenchmen are such notoriously weak-kneed surrender monkeys, it’s just assumed they could never be a match for a defiant woman, or tipsy 13-year old girl I guess. It’s hard to argue with that logic. Still, I hope somebody pissed in their popcorn.
By brendon July 12, 2010 @ 11:14 AM
ROMAN POLANSKI - will not be extradited by the Swiss to the US. He of course was convicted in 1977 of drugging a 13-year-old model and fucking her in the ass, but he fled the country and has never served a day in jail. Well maybe I’ll just go over there and fuck some of their teen models in the ass. Two can play this little game, Switzerland. (huff post)
EVERYONE GOT MARRIED THIS WEEKEND - including Carrie Underwood to NHL star Mike Fisher, Martin Lawrence to Shamicka Gibbs, and John Krasinski and Emily Blunt to each other. By contrast, I found a big box, painted numbers on it and pretended it was a race car. Oh god I’m so lonely! (people, people, people)
MEL GIBSON - has said offensive stuff for a long time, and here’s a list of some of it going back as far as 1991 when he said: “They take it up the ass. (points to his anus) This is only for taking a shit.” To make matters worse he was answering a question about Mexicans when he said that. (gawker)
SOPHIE TURNER – spent the weekend in a bikini in Malibu, and I think I see a shark behind her in one of these pictures. She should take her bikini top off and signal for help. (pacific coast)
When he was at the peak of his fame in 1977, director Roman Polanski drugged and anally raped a 13-year-old girl while she begged him to stop. That was illegal in LA back then (misdemeanor now), so he scurried off to France to live with the rest of the perverts.
He’s still fighting extradition back to the US to face these charges and serve his time, and today’s news probably won’t make him run over here any faster.
Charlotte Lewis, who starred in the Polanski film Pirates, spoke at a news conference Friday saying “he (Roman Polanski) sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was 16 years old.”
“In addition to the fact that both myself and his previous victim were underage, I believe that there are other similarities in the crime that he committed.”
She continued, “Mr. Polanski knew that I was only 16 years old when he met me and forced himself upon me in his apartment in Paris. He took advantage of me and I have lived with the effects of his behavior ever since it occurred. All I want is justice.”
Look, no one is saying guys shouldn’t have anal sex with hot teen girls, okay. I don’t think anyone has come here today to argue against that. The problem comes when they’re closer to 12 than 20. And if you plan to claim they wanted it, don’t drug them until they’re unconsciousness first. It sends mixed messages.
(4 of her playboy pics under the cut, the rest on playboy.com)
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By brendon November 30, 2009 @ 4:03 PM
In 1977, Roman Polanski was 44 and a huge star in Hollywood since his Oscar nomination for directing ‘Chinatown’ 3 years earlier. He was also a photographer for magazines like Vogue. During a private photo shoot with a 13-year-old girl named Samantha Gailey, he gave her champagne, quaaludes and a sedative, then anally raped her while she begged him to stop.
That’s illegal, so he was arrested but fled to France where he’s lived free of punishment ever since. In September the Swiss police took him into custody with plans to extradite him to the US, but thanks to the President of France, now that’s never gonna happen.
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