Kate Upton Naked Lady Parts Is Why SI Airbrushes

I mock the extensive Photoshop work Sports Illustrated performs on all of its swimsuit models, but now I realize all that body shaping, cutting, glowing, hazing, and polishing into nipple-free slightly tanned culturally indistinct female mannequins is for a specific and... read more

Polaroids of Marisa Miller Testing Bikinis for SI

Good news. Marisa Miller has yet to find another job outside of swimsuit modeling. From the looks of these Polaroids, Marisa will be an active participant in creating draft images for SI, ultimately to be airbrushed, scraped, pixelated, nipples extracted, and properly... read more

Danica Patrick Deserves a Checkered Flag

Richard Petty stoked the flames of NASCAR gender bias when he said that the only way Danica Patrick could win a NASCAR car race is if every other driver stayed home. An ouchie comedic clam from the King of stock car racing. Petty defended his comment by stating that it... read more

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they've remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the... read more

Models Attend Sports Illustrated Party In Miami

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A Lot Of Really Attractive People Are Still Celebrating The Swimsuit Issue

Sports Illustrated has been pulling out all of the stops to both promote and celebrate this year's swimsuit issue, because they consider this 50th anniversary issue to be a huge milestone. Is it a milestone because this magazine has thrived for so long despite the... read more

Kate Upton In A Bikini In Zero Gravity

I'm not above a compliment. This is true genius. Putting Kate Upton up in an airplane and diving steep to create a zero-G effect on her big plump titties, it's inspired. The fact they removed all the vomit and gave her a smile is a nice nod to all the guys jerking off to... read more

Three Asses, Six Tits, One SI Cover

Sports Illustrated has done it this time. The once heralded leader in sports news coverage has gone and put not one, but three models on the cover of their 50th anniversary edition. When you consider the exponential work involved in Photoshopping not one, but three... read more

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 Is Going to Be Headless

Before sending photos off for 10,000 hours of airbrushing time to remove all human lifelike qualities, the Sports Illustrated photographers actually take real pictures of real girls on the beach. The Swimsuit Editor Instagrammed a bunch of headless photos as evidence of... read more

Kate Upton Gets Her Boobs Painted

Sports Illustrated released a video of Kate Upton being bodypainted just to remind everybody that Sports Illustrated still does something between annual Swimsuit Editions. It's a conundrum when you're choked to death by your own golden goose. Sort of like Kate Upton not... read more

Nina Agdal, Ariel Meredith, And Kate Upton In Body Paint

I really thought the whole bodypaint thing was a passing fad. Like henna tattoos or Japanese baseball players. But SI is still sticking with it. And you'd have to be a real dick to complain about any reason to see Kate Upton without her clothes on. Photo Credit: Sports... read more

its the SI Swimsuit cover, with an awful Kate Upton picture

Kate Upton is fantastic looking, so it was nice of Sports Illustrate to choose one of the worst pictures she's ever taken and then put mittens on their hands while photoshopping it for the cover of this years swimsuit issue. Otherwise all the girls out there who aren't... read more