Is Alexis Ren As Hot As Dudes Say She Is?

May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Honest question - Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should... READ MORE

Swimsuit Model Body Shamed For Being Slim Fat

March 26, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

More proof is popping up that fat shaming is 100 percent a women’s problem. Body positivity has never been for all. Men with the same sized breast as the women they wish to date will never get an opportunity... READ MORE

Guess Kate Upton Won’t Cooperate With Investigation

March 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This February Kate Upton came forward with sexual assault allegations against Guess co-founder Paul Marciano – claiming that since her very first lingerie photoshoot in 2010 Marciano has assaulted her and acted inappropriately towards her. To be quite frank if I... READ MORE

Kate Upton Face Plants Off Rock Topless

February 14, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton might not have nabbed the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition this year, but she is going viral for face-planting off a rock with no one there to catch her, which is kind of the dream if you... READ MORE

Kate Upton Naked Lady Parts Is Why SI Airbrushes

June 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I mock the extensive Photoshop work Sports Illustrated performs on all of its swimsuit models, but now I realize all that body shaping, cutting, glowing, hazing, and polishing into nipple-free slightly tanned culturally indistinct female mannequins is for a... READ MORE

Polaroids of Marisa Miller Testing Bikinis for SI

May 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Good news. Marisa Miller has yet to find another job outside of swimsuit modeling. From the looks of these Polaroids, Marisa will be an active participant in creating draft images for SI, ultimately to be airbrushed, scraped, pixelated, nipples... READ MORE

Danica Patrick Deserves a Checkered Flag

February 25, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Richard Petty stoked the flames of NASCAR gender bias when he said that the only way Danica Patrick could win a NASCAR car race is if every other driver stayed home. An ouchie comedic clam from the King of... READ MORE

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue To Have The Roughest Lives

February 24, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Continuing their ongoing month of celebration for the fact that they’ve remained relevant in the face of several decades of internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models competed in a volleyball tournament against some other celebrities over the... READ MORE

A Lot Of Really Attractive People Are Still Celebrating The Swimsuit Issue

February 19, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sports Illustrated has been pulling out all of the stops to both promote and celebrate this year’s swimsuit issue, because they consider this 50th anniversary issue to be a huge milestone. Is it a milestone because this magazine has... READ MORE