Alessandra Ambrosio is everything good about girls

By brendon February 11, 2013 @ 2:49 PM

For some inexplicable reason, Terry Richardson is still an esteemed Hollywood photographer, even though he does the exact same thing every single time (have the girl stand in front of a blank wall. And that’s it.).

Only Kate Upton and Alessandra Aambrosio are hot enough to make that work (in Alessandras case because she’s the worlds most perfect woman, her shirt is see-through, and she sticks her tongue out), but as God as my witness if I keep seeing this weirdo pervert waste hot models with this exact same thing, he’ll be the one lined up in front of a wall right before I shoot him.

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Tags: alessandra ambrosio, see thru, terry richardson |

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Gisele is the latest Terry Richardson victim

By brendon January 10, 2013 @ 2:03 PM

In the past I’ve mocked famous Hollywood photographer Terry Richardson, and rightfully so because he’s a weirdo and all he ever does is have girls stand in front of a blank wall. But in these new copies of his shoot with Giselle Bundchen, he went to the floral department at Ralphs and got some balloons before having her stand in front of a blank wall. So I take it all back; talk about spreading your wings artistically!

(note: the faceless international conglomerate that owns tyler is moving some stuff over to a new server today so i can’t upload pics. so instead im using imgr for now. which is kinda depressing because I think I might like this better.)

Tags: gisele bundchen, terry richardson |

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Lady Gaga is topless again

By brendon October 04, 2012 @ 4:52 PM

Just in case she needed someone to take a black and white – picture – in front of a wall (and she did), Terry Richardson met up with Lady Gaga at Donatella Verrsaces house. And for some reason Gaga took off her shirt. She’s the one on the right. I’m pretty sure. To be candid, if Gaga is tired of people making fun of the way she looks, pictures with Donatella Versace will do anything but help.

(direct link to the NSFW pic here)

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Tags: donatella versace, lady gaga, terry richardson |

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this is supposed to be Cameron Diaz

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 1:57 PM

Esquire UK says, “Everyone’s got a soft spot for Cameron Diaz.” I certainly know I do. It’s my dick. Because despite what their November cover and pictures from Terry Richardson (master of having a girl stand in front of a blank wall) try to trick you into believing, she – actually – looks – like – this. Like something that appears in a mirror after saying a spell 3 times.

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Tags: cameron diaz, terry richardson |

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Rihanna is in a boring new photoshoot

By brendon May 09, 2012 @ 12:29 PM

Like Kate Upton two weeks ago, Rihanna has now done a photo shoot for weirdo pervert Terry Richardson, and he had her stand in front of a wall and shot her in black and white. The theme was something he called: “the exact same thing I do every single time because people in Hollywood have yet to figure out that I’m borderline retarded.”

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Kate Upton is a good dancer

By brendon May 01, 2012 @ 7:32 PM

19-year-old supermodel Kate Upton is the star of a new photo shoot and youtube video with weirdo pervert photographer Terry Richardson, which would normally annoy me because all that jackass does is have girls stand in front of a wall and it ends up looking like something you’d attach to a ransom note, but Kate Upton is dancing. In a bikini. And as you can see, Kate Upton might be the finest dancer of our generation.