Terry Richardson Sacrificed As Sexual Harassment Apocalypse Presses On

October 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Not too long ago it was possible to make a career from being a creepy guy taking upskirt pictures. You either ended up the CEO of some streaming porn site or Terry Richardson. 


Terry Richardson Fosters Nurture Argument

June 27, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Terry Richardson is allowed to get away with being an obvious predator because he’s a hipster with sideburns. Apparently a lot of chicks want to do porn yet not admit it. Here’s your loophole, and we all know the truth. Do not take them to dinner unless you want to get lectured about gender equality by a chick with dried cum in her extensions.


Terry Richardson Rutting Pays Off And Shit Around The Web

January 16, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Terry Richardson is having twins with the lovely cum dumpster Alexandra “Skinny” Bolotow. They had a baby shower where they gave out condoms with pictures of their ultrasound and dick pops. I hope child protective services is staffing up for all the upcoming paperwork. Seriously, who let this perv reproduce? (Dlisted) Toni Garrn wears a […]


Kate Upton Cat Daddy Disrespect (VIDEO)

April 8, 2015 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton didn’t ask to be a blond buxom model making bank and dating pro athletes, but there you go. Her drive to not be seen as a sex object is matched only by the speed at which she accepts cash so men can splash jizz onto grandma’s best carpet thinking about her in a bikini. Upton’s […]


Uncle Terry Gets A Gig

July 14, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Playboy has contracted Terry Richardson to photograph an entire issue of their magazine. Playboy probably took this unusual step because Richardson is trending big in the news and their magazine business is more desperate than fourteen dudes standing around a keg in a South Bend winter talking about who gets more pussy. Playboy’s also letting the guy […]


Terry Richardson Had None Sex With Lindsay Lohan

June 19, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With all the disturbing  allegations against Terry Richardson, the creepy fashion photographer wants to be clear on one thing: he didn’t bone Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has made such suggestions in the past about post-shoot coitus.  Just because you made a few young models call you Uncle Terry while you shimmied your cock into their nooks and crannies […]


Terry Richardson Is Accused Of Being Terry Richardson Again

June 16, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Terry Richardson likes to whip out his dick to break the ice at photo shoots. Big whoop. The dude who used to photograph me at Sears so my mom could pretend I was handsome used to employ hand puppets that looked like vaginas. I’m not sure which is objectively creepier. Yet another model has accused […]


Mariah Carey Showed Off Her Breasts And Kids For Terry Richardson

May 9, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that her marriage to Nick Cannon is supposedly on the rocks, it’s time for Mariah Carey to turn the breast exposure up to 10 and let any 30-year old actors out there know that she’ll soon be single and looking to assist in boosting their careers, so long as they’re willing to sign a […]


Terry Richardson Abides

May 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Any skeezy photographer worth his salt is going to shake off charges of improper groping and errant cum shooting on young subjects. If you can’t get past that kind of pro forma, you don’t belong in a business where you invite naive waifs into your apartments to make them famous with your camera. The allure […]


Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t Chosen by Uncle Terry

April 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Lindsay Lohan heard the accusations that Terry Richardson had been lewdly assaulting certain of his model subjects in his photo studio, she ran right over to his place to confront him about why he never molested her. Obviously, it’s a delicate situation when one of your girls wants to know why Uncle Terry didn’t […]