Terry Richardson Fosters Nurture Argument

Terry Richardson is allowed to get away with being an obvious predator because he's a hipster with sideburns. Apparently a lot of chicks want to do porn yet not admit it. Here's your loophole, and we all know the truth. Do not take them to dinner unless you want to get... read more

Terry Richardson Rutting Pays Off And Shit Around The Web

Terry Richardson is having twins with the lovely cum dumpster Alexandra "Skinny" Bolotow. They had a baby shower where they gave out condoms with pictures of their ultrasound and dick pops. I hope child protective services is staffing up for all the upcoming paperwork.... read more

Kate Upton Cat Daddy Disrespect (VIDEO)

Kate Upton didn't ask to be a blond buxom model making bank and dating pro athletes, but there you go. Her drive to not be seen as a sex object is matched only by the speed at which she accepts cash somen can splashjizz onto grandma's best carpet thinking about her in a... read more

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Uncle Terry Gets A Gig

Playboy has contracted Terry Richardson tophotograph an entire issueof their magazine. Playboy probably took this unusual step because Richardson is trending big in the news and their magazine business is more desperate than fourteen dudes standing around a keg in a... read more

Terry Richardson Had None Sex With Lindsay Lohan

With all the disturbing allegations against Terry Richardson, the creepy fashion photographer wants to be clear on one thing:he didn't bone Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has made such suggestions in the past about post-shoot coitus.Just because you made a few young models call... read more

Terry Richardson Is Accused Of Being Terry Richardson Again

Terry Richardson likes to whip out his dick to break the ice at photo shoots. Big whoop. The dude who used to photograph me at Sears so my mom could pretend I was handsome used to employ hand puppets that looked like vaginas. I'm not sure which is objectively creepier.... read more

Mariah Carey Showed Off Her Breasts And Kids For Terry Richardson

Now that her marriage to Nick Cannon is supposedly on the rocks, it's time for Mariah Carey to turn the breast exposure up to 10 and let any 30-year old actors out there know that she'll soon be single and looking to assist in boosting their careers, so long as they're... read more

Terry Richardson Abides

Any skeezy photographer worth his salt is going to shake off charges of improper groping and errant cum shooting on young subjects. If you can't get past that kind of pro forma, you don't belong in a business where you invite naive waifs into your apartments to make them... read more

Lindsay Lohan Wasn't Chosen by Uncle Terry

When Lindsay Lohan heard the accusations that Terry Richardson had been lewdly assaulting certain of his model subjects in his photo studio, she ran right over to his place to confront him about why he never molested her. Obviously, it's a delicate situation when one of... read more

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Terry Richardson Says He's The Victim Of A Witch Hunt

Despite the fact that he seems to have no problem lining up photo shoots with the biggest male and female celebrities in the world, photographer Terry Richardson has always carried the reputation of being one of the biggest perverts in the game. Every now and then,... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Has Terry Richardson Stickers On Her Nips

I'd like to get to a place in my life where models with big yabbos are putting stickers of my face on their nips. It seems like a strong position. Over New Year's a weight challenged girl on Molly let me sign her left ass cheek with a felt tip. I'm getting close. Photo... read more

Terry Richardson Has Lost His Way

It'd be easy to be jealous of Terry Richardson's game. He plays that awkward goofy A/V club vice-president nonsense into tons of women getting naked in his loft. People call his photography simplistic and amateurish. I call it pretty fucking genius. Especially when he... read more