Howe You Doing? Get It, It’s the Howe Twins. Oh, Fuck Off

April 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure where the Howe Twins have been hiding of late. Perhaps they took the winter off to strategize and restructure their forces for another wave of trying to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. I guess that seems... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Still Digging for Gold

November 19, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m sure some accomplished person once declared sticktoitiveness to be the key to success. The Howe Twins just refuse to give up on their dream of fucking their way famous in Hollywood. No slutty ambitious identicals with big fake... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Pretended To Be Angels

October 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Howe Twins, Carla and Melissa, took a well-deserved and much-needed break from showing up to events in revealing outfits so they could partake in a photo shoot in the middle of New York City while dressed like slutty... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Take on Kandyland

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t help but feel the Howe Twins are spinning their wheels in their effort to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Lots of activity, very little progress. I wish I could get them in a room, sit them down,... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Hang Out With Sam Jones III

August 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Howe Twins continued drive to be plowed until famous in Hollywood took another wrong turn when somebody convinced them polishing the knob of Sam Jones III from Smallville was a solid game plan. Sam Jones was once on... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Got Sleeping Around Advice at Slumbering Playboy

August 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Howe Twins continue their quest to fuck their way to fame in Hollywood, visiting the headquarters of the failing Playboy Enterprises to develop a winning strategy. Within the walls of Playboy the ambitious girls learned such gems as... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Get Topless On Radio

June 28, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Howe Twins from England continue their unbridled attempt to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Their latest maneuver involved taking their tops off for Playboy Radio. I’m not sure these grading-curve┬ábusters understand the medium all that well. Or maybe... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Party With Snoop Dogg And Bishop Don Magic Juan

June 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I feel like the Howe Twins game plan to fuck their way to some significant rung of the Hollywood food chain is sputtering. Maybe it’s too much time with Snoop Dogg and former pimps or just hitting the wrong... READ MORE