The Howe Twins Do A World Cup Photo Shoot With Body Paint

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The Howe Twins In Lingerie Shooting A Music Video With Snoop Dogg

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Howe You Doing? Get It, It's the Howe Twins. Oh, Fuck Off

I'm not sure where the Howe Twins have been hiding of late. Perhaps they took the winter off to strategize and restructure their forces for another wave of trying to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. I guess that seems harsh, but I wouldn't say it about girls going to... read more

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The Howe Twins Still Digging for Gold

I'm sure some accomplished person once declared sticktoitiveness to be the key to success. The Howe Twins just refuse to give up on their dream of fucking their way famous in Hollywood. No slutty ambitious identicals with big fake tits want to go back to England with... read more

The Howe Twins Pretended To Be Angels

The Howe Twins, Carla and Melissa, took a well-deserved and much-needed break from showing up to events in revealing outfits so they could partake in a photo shoot in the middle of New York City while dressed like slutty angels. A lot of people might look at these photos... read more

The Howe Twins Take on Kandyland

I can't help but feel the Howe Twins are spinning their wheels in their effort to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Lots of activity, very little progress. I wish I could get them in a room, sit them down, and really walk through a sensible, step by step strategy to... read more

The Howe Twins Hang Out With Sam Jones III

The Howe Twins continued drive to be plowed until famous in Hollywood took another wrong turn when somebody convinced them polishing the knob of Sam Jones III from Smallville was a solid game plan. Sam Jones was once on top of the D-list, playing Pete Ross, nailing... read more

The Howe Twins Got Sleeping Around Advice at Slumbering Playboy

The Howe Twins continue their quest to fuck their way to fame in Hollywood, visiting the headquarters of the failing Playboy Enterprises to develop a winning strategy. Within the walls of Playboy the ambitious girls learned such gems as 'only go bareback for guys with... read more

The Howe Twins Get Topless On Radio

The Howe Twins from England continue their unbridled attempt to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Their latest maneuver involved taking their tops off for Playboy Radio. I'm not sure these grading-curvebusters understand the medium all that well. Or maybe somebody... read more

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The Howe Twins Party With Snoop Dogg And Bishop Don Magic Juan

I feel like the Howe Twins game plan to fuck their way to some significant rung of the Hollywood food chain is sputtering. Maybe it's too much time with Snoop Dogg and former pimps or just hitting the wrong clubs. Melissa and Carla should be getting the herp from dudes... read more

The Howe Twins Latest Plan to Mount Hollywood

The Howe Twins plan to fuck their way famous in Hollywood took a giant leap forward when the ambitious monozygotics brought homemade cupcakes to their clubbing birthday party. It's a pretty well known fact that men will move mountains for cupcakes. Also, and perhaps more... read more

The Howe Twins Celebrate Suelyn Medeiros' Birthday

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