If you can see Victoria Silvstedt’s ass, she’s on the clock. The occupation of expensive trophy girlfriend has some kind of shelf life between NFL running back and Andy Cohen’s muscular bathing assistants. Not many are making it to... READ MORE

$200 won’t even get you this kind of view with Britney at her provocatively boring show in Vegas. So pay attention kids playing the world’s most popular sport that nobody in this country gives a shit about. You’re getting... READ MORE

Girls who wear short dresses simply get more attention from guys than girls who do not. If fashion designers weren’t almost entirely chicks and gay dudes, there’d be no need to discuss what hem line length was in from... READ MORE

Would it be a good idea for Erin Heatherton, Leonardo DiCaprios ex, to take a break from her Victorias Secret shoot in Miami and climb up on a ledge about eye level while wearing a skirt? Yes, it turns... READ MORE

I don’t know if that SUV was that high on purpose, but if I was a producer and there was some famous hot girl in my movie, everyone would arrive at the premiere by monster truck or zip line.... READ MORE

Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it’s one of the few stories... READ MORE

The internet was all abuzz this weekend because Britney was in London and when she got out of a car you could see her panties. And it was sort of like that time 5 years ago when she got... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has been so busy lately casing jewelry stores and pouring vodka into water bottles, she’s gotten away from her first love; exposing herself to the paparazzi. But she made up for lost time this weekend by standing... READ MORE

Katy Perry and her fiance Russell Brand had lunch in Silverlake yesterday, and as Katy got into her car, the wind blew her flimsy little skirt up. And so I saved all the pictures in an excited tizzy, and... READ MORE

Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering... READ MORE