Jada Pinkett Smith Is A Rock

By Lex November 06, 2013 @ 6:08 PM

If there’s one way for a woman to prove that rumors of marital infidelity don’t bother her, it’s by shaving her head. Going Hawkeye just shows how much Jada Pinkett Smith doesn’t care that Will Smith might be nailing his co-star Margot Robbie. Hell, after shaving her head she might even post a completely unrelated message on Facebook:

She might even take off her wedding ring. This means nothing. Not in the face of an anonymous source who resembles her P.R. agent telling Us Magazine that things have never been better between Will and Jada. Believe what you read. Do not pay attention to the chick with the shaved head running around her house with a hatchet.

After Earth Sucked, Now What?

By Lex June 04, 2013 @ 3:25 PM

When I turned fourteen, my dad got me a baseball glove. He said it was new, but it had the name ‘Chet’ written on the back of it in Magic Marker. I pointed that out to my dad at which point he grabbed the glove out of my hands, slapped it across my head, and screamed at me that he didn’t have a second secret family. Birthdays always sucked in my home. Will Smith is much kinder to his kids. Maybe it’s the Scientology or just the kindness bug, but he bought his kid Jaden a $150 million movie to fuck with. It’s got to be hard for such a successful dad in that moment you realize your kid is not talented. And not like your famous showbiz kid can switch gears and go into accounting or run a Fluff ‘n Fold. He’s going to be in front of the camera somewhere and he’s going to embarrass the shit out of you. Fucking Chet.

Yeah, Jaden Smith Is An Adult

By Travis May 30, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Jaden Smith is 14-years old, but he has a ton of money that he earned because his father, Will Smith, buys him movie franchises like The Karate Kid to keep him happy in between dropping Kidz Bop rap albums. Because of that money, Jaden thinks that he should be emancipated from his parents and be considered an adult, so he can run around and do whatever the fuck he wants and not have to answer for it. Really, it’s the American dream.

Jaden gave us a good glimpse of “adulthood” yesterday as he went shopping for an Iron Man costume with Kylie Jenner, and then he wore it to lunch at Nobu in New York City. And it’s not even a good Iron Man costume. It’s the kind that middle class kids wear on Halloween. This kid doesn’t deserve all of that wealth, which is why the Kardashians have most likely locked in on him.

(Photo Credit: GSNY/Splash News)

what the hell is happening to Will Smith

By brendon October 16, 2012 @ 5:56 PM

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Will Smith is only 44, way too young to look as old as he did last night in these pictures on X17. And he’s not currently filming anything so it’s not like he dyed his hair for that. It’s probably part of a disguise so he can go around robbing and beating up prostitutes, so let’s start telling everyone that.

Jaden Smith is a rapper now too

By brendon September 26, 2012 @ 7:51 PM

Will Smith got his daughter Willow a record contract and now he’s producing a re-make of ‘Annie’ for her to star in, and he produced the ‘Karate Kid’ remake for his son Jaden to star in, but where’s his record deal?

Oh never mind, here it is.

And I assume it’s gonna be a big hit. He’s a 14-year-old who’s entire life has been endless luxury and privilege, and he spends the entire song bragging about how wonderful and rich he is. How could anyone not enjoy a song like that.

Will Smith has a new version of ‘Summertime’

By brendon June 08, 2012 @ 5:34 PM








I don’t remember a whole lot from 1991, but I don’t think I ever liked the song ‘Summertime’. Well now Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff have done a new version, so maybe the problem before was that it didn’t have a man in his 40‘s with a hacking cough over a beat that sounds embarrassed to be there.

(listens to clip)

Oh hey so it turns that didn’t help at all and the song still sucks. The full version will be available for download on Monday, though I can’t imagine why you’d do that.