First Aladdin Images With Will Smith As Genie Are Here And Holy God

December 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Some people say that it’s impossible to do a great impression of Donald Trump (at least that will be your conclusion if you watch Saturday Night Live) because he’s already so much of an outlandish character in and of... READ MORE

Willow Smith Once Watched Will Smith Plow Jada

May 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Celebrity offspring sex ed is definitely different or slightly the same as anyone else’s depending on which side of the tracks you grew up on. Walking in on your mom pegging your dad is something maybe some have experienced... READ MORE

Blind Item: Closeted Married A-List Actor Raped Guy And Gave Him HIV

April 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This is another long as hell Blind Item, so if you think you’re above sleuthing the married actor pollinating men with his A-list HIV, move right along. After conferring with my co-worker, we came up with these guys who tick all... READ MORE

Netflix and Will Smith Bright Bomb

December 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's something deep and dark inside the human experience that makes you want to see behemoths fail. It's the same reason people outside New York don't like the Yankees, or we snicker on the inside when power players are... READ MORE

Smith Family Celebrity Garage Sale

October 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t mind owning one or two pairs of Jada Pinkett-Smith’s old panties. Not for anything pervy, but because I’m inclined towards doing everything I can in helping those afflicted by natural disasters. 

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Will Smith’s Obsetrician Is Fucked Up

February 22, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The guy who delivered Will Smith as a baby is serving life in prison for killing live babies with scissors and then feeding their remains to crabs on the Jersey Shore. Smell a Jayden and Will Smith father/son vehicle? 

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Alexis Arquette Died Too Soon

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette spent a week on a movie set every year or two, which still qualified him as an actress although her main occupation was apparently Activist. What said activism actually entailed is dormant from the public record, but... READ MORE

Suicide Squad Labeled Sexist

August 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suicide Squad is being universally panned by critics which is odd because they are usually completely fine with taking payoffs and telling you to go see some rancid piece of shit starring Anne Hathaway and Seth Rogen's left testicle.... READ MORE

Chris Rock Got Prior Written Consent

March 2, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Chris Rock made some pointed comments at a number of OscarsSoWhite Academy Award malcontents during his opening monologue while hosting the event this past Sunday evening. It was a way of softening the blow for his larger note that... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Turned Out Well

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith was announced as the new face of Louis Vuitton womenswear. Will Smith laughed his famous self-deprecating laugh and declared that perhaps he and the missus had been too lax with the boy. No shit. Will Smith was brought up Catholic... READ MORE