Will Smith is only 44, way too young to look as old as he did last night in these pictures on X17. And he’s not currently filming anything so it’s not like he dyed his hair for that. It’s probably part of a disguise so he can go around robbing and beating up prostitutes, so let’s start telling everyone that.
Jaden Smith is a rapper now too
By brendon September 26, 2012 @ 7:51 PM
Will Smith got his daughter Willow a record contract and now he’s producing a re-make of ‘Annie’ for her to star in, and he produced the ‘Karate Kid’ remake for his son Jaden to star in, but where’s his record deal?
Oh never mind, here it is.
And I assume it’s gonna be a big hit. He’s a 14-year-old who’s entire life has been endless luxury and privilege, and he spends the entire song bragging about how wonderful and rich he is. How could anyone not enjoy a song like that.
Will Smith has a new version of ‘Summertime’
By brendon June 08, 2012 @ 5:34 PM
I don’t remember a whole lot from 1991, but I don’t think I ever liked the song ‘Summertime’. Well now Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff have done a new version, so maybe the problem before was that it didn’t have a man in his 40‘s with a hacking cough over a beat that sounds embarrassed to be there.
(listens to clip)
Oh hey so it turns that didn’t help at all and the song still sucks. The full version will be available for download on Monday, though I can’t imagine why you’d do that.
Will Smith is quite the snazzy dresser
By brendon May 22, 2012 @ 3:01 PM
Hey. Will Smith. Try to look gayer.
(image source of smith on his way to letterman in new york today = bauer griffin)
Will Smith slapped a reporter
By brendon May 18, 2012 @ 4:36 PM
Will Smith was at the Moscow premiere of ‘Men in Black 3’ today when a male reporter tried to kiss him on the lips. That went over about as well as you might think and Smith backhanded him in the face (it looks worse in the second clip), then said, “He’s lucky I didn’t sucker punch him.” Which would have been terrific. Like when Heath Herring knocked out that Japanese guy, except prissier.
‘Men in Black 3′ cost $375 million
By brendon May 15, 2012 @ 9:00 AM
The LA Times says today that Sony has already spent close to $375 million to produce, market, and distribute ‘Men in Black 3′ (meaning it could end up being the most expensive movie ever made), and essentially has no chance of making any of that back. Especially since it will almost certainly suck because they began shooting before they even finished the script.
As Huff Post (via Vulture) reminds us, here’s how director Barry Sonnenfeld explained it…
“What happened is that we wanted this to be Will Smith’s next movie, and he was sniffing around at other movies at the time … So we had a script, with a really good first act and a fantastic ending, but there were scenes in the middle that needed work.”
“Oh, so just a few scenes in the middle, that’s no big deal,” said a straw man I made up just now to make a point. Because no, that’s not how it works. Movies (generally) have three parts. Act 1 establishes the characters and sets up the conflict. It’s the first 10 minutes or so. Act 3 is when the hero blows up the Death Star or wins the race or fucks the girl or whatever. It’s usually the last 5 minutes.
So what ‘Men in Black 3′ didn’t have was that hour and half in between Act 1 and Act 3 that is supposed to show a logical progression of events where Will Smith figures out how to save Tommy Lee Jones. Instead of that we’ll be treated to Smith shouting things that really don’t need to be shouted and him telling us how handsome he is.
