Suicide Squad Labeled Sexist

Suicide Squad is being universally panned by critics which is odd because they are usually completely fine with taking payoffs and telling you to go see some rancid piece of shit starring Anne Hathaway and Seth Rogen's left testicle. This movie must really suck. It's also... read more

Chris Rock Got Prior Written Consent

Chris Rock made some pointed comments at a number of OscarsSoWhite Academy Award malcontents during his opening monologue while hosting the event this past Sunday evening. It was a way of softening the blow for his larger note that Hollywood is indeed racist, just not... read more

Jaden Smith Turned Out Well

Jaden Smith was announced as the new face of Louis Vuitton womenswear. Will Smith laughed his famous self-deprecating laugh and declared that perhaps he and the missushad been too lax with the boy. No shit. WillSmith was broughtup Catholic in working-class West... read more

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Alexis Arquette Demands Jada and Will Smith Cop to Being Gay

Alexis Arquette is that Arquette acting family siblingwho started out as Robert the boy, then Robert the teen cross dresser, then Robert the drag queen actress, and finally Alexis, the chick who looks a shitloadlike Robert but with a vagina and extensions. Arquette calls... read more

Will Smith Happily Gay Married

Gay Will Smith and his lesbian wife are not getting a divorce because they're probably not actually married plus that would be a huge hassle. Namely Scientology has enough on their plate without another character assassination. Smith took to Twitter and said about twelve... read more

Will Smith Is A Nice Guy And Possibly A Shitty Dad

While he's being investigated by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services over the photo of 13-year old Willow Smith in bed with a shirtless 20-year old actor whose name doesn't matter, Will Smith helped make a random woman's pregnancy announcement a... read more

Jada Pinkett Smith Is A Rock

If there's one way for a woman to prove that rumors of marital infidelity don't bother her, it's by shaving her head. Going Hawkeye just shows how much Jada Pinkett Smith doesn't care thatWill Smith might be nailing his co-star Margot Robbie. Hell, after shaving her head... read more

After Earth Sucked, Now What?

When I turned fourteen, my dad got me a baseball glove. He said it was new, but it had the name 'Chet' written on the back of it in Magic Marker. I pointed that out to my dad at which point he grabbed the glove out of my hands, slapped it across my head, and screamed at... read more

Yeah, Jaden Smith Is An Adult

Jaden Smith is 14-years old, but he has a ton of money that he earned because his father, Will Smith, buys him movie franchises like The Karate Kid to keep him happy in between dropping Kidz Bop rap albums. Because of that money, Jaden thinks that he should be... read more

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what the hell is happening to Will Smith

Will Smith is only 44, way too young to look as old as he did last night in these pictures on X17. And he's not currently filming anything so it's not like he dyed his hair for that. It's probably part of a disguise so he can go around robbing and beating up prostitutes,... read more

Jaden Smith is a rapper now too

Will Smith got his daughter Willow a record contract and now he's producing a re-make of ‘Annie' for her to star in, and he produced the ‘Karate Kid' remake for his son Jaden to star in, but where's his record deal? Oh never mind, here it is. And I assume it's gonna be a... read more

Will Smith has a new version of 'Summertime'

I don't remember a whole lot from 1991, but I don't think I ever liked the song ‘Summertime'. Well now Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff have done a new version, so maybe the problem before was that it didn't have a man in his 40‘s with a hacking cough over a beat that... read more