Netflix and Will Smith Bright Bomb

December 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's something deep and dark inside the human experience that makes you want to see behemoths fail. It's the same reason people outside New York don't like the Yankees, or we snicker on the inside when power players are... READ MORE

Smith Family Celebrity Garage Sale

October 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t mind owning one or two pairs of Jada Pinkett-Smith’s old panties. Not for anything pervy, but because I’m inclined towards doing everything I can in helping those afflicted by natural disasters. 


Will Smith’s Obsetrician Is Fucked Up

February 22, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The guy who delivered Will Smith as a baby is serving life in prison for killing live babies with scissors and then feeding their remains to crabs on the Jersey Shore. Smell a Jayden and Will Smith father/son vehicle? 


Alexis Arquette Died Too Soon

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette spent a week on a movie set every year or two, which still qualified him as an actress although her main occupation was apparently Activist. What said activism actually entailed is dormant from the public record, but... READ MORE

Suicide Squad Labeled Sexist

August 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suicide Squad is being universally panned by critics which is odd because they are usually completely fine with taking payoffs and telling you to go see some rancid piece of shit starring Anne Hathaway and Seth Rogen's left testicle.... READ MORE

Chris Rock Got Prior Written Consent

March 2, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Chris Rock made some pointed comments at a number of OscarsSoWhite Academy Award malcontents during his opening monologue while hosting the event this past Sunday evening. It was a way of softening the blow for his larger note that... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Turned Out Well

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith was announced as the new face of Louis Vuitton womenswear. Will Smith laughed his famous self-deprecating laugh and declared that perhaps he and the missus had been too lax with the boy. No shit. Will Smith was brought up Catholic... READ MORE

Alexis Arquette Demands Jada and Will Smith Cop to Being Gay

January 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette is that Arquette acting family sibling who started out as Robert the boy, then Robert the teen cross dresser, then Robert the drag queen actress, and finally Alexis, the chick who looks a shitload like Robert but with a... READ MORE

Will Smith Happily Gay Married

August 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gay Will Smith and his lesbian wife are not getting a divorce because they’re probably not actually married plus that would be a huge hassle. Namely Scientology has enough on their plate without another character assassination. Smith took to... READ MORE

Will Smith Is A Nice Guy And Possibly A Shitty Dad

May 22, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While he’s being investigated by the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services over the photo of 13-year old Willow Smith in bed with a shirtless 20-year old actor whose name doesn’t matter, Will Smith helped make a... READ MORE