Selfies Are Officially A Mental Disorder

April 23, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Surprise. Too many selfies a day means you should check-in at the nearest mental hospital, far away from the rest of us who don’t have the urge to upload multiple headshots inspired by insecurity. First there was internet addiction,... READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

April 23, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The only nudity Westworld brought during its season two premiere was a pointy British baby carrot, but shows that actually understand why people watch television delivered, and you can see Chloe Brooks and Amber Luallen nude in I’m Dying Up... READ MORE

Guess That Fat Celebrity – This Woman Edition (UPDATE)

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s time for nobody’s favorite game – Guess That Fat Celebrity. The only hint I’ll give you is that despite what you probably think, this is in fact not Fortune Feimster. And anybody who Google Image searches the pic... READ MORE

Woody Allen Finding More Support From Other Men

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Javier Bardem understands that America is no country for perverted old men, and pedophile rapist should receive the cattle gun forehead special if it was legal to do so. But in an interview with a French newspaper, Paris Match,... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood Lost A Fight To A Set of Stairs

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Carrie Underwood is famous for making misandry into a sing-along melody. Maybe her lover wasn’t unfaithful and the blonde woman at the bar in Before He Cheats forgot her purse to pay for her drink. Obviously he was just... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak Has Gone Too Far

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Human Microwaved Ken Doll hit Miami Beach looking like a kind of artificial intelligence Asian Kim Zolciak, and it's definitely going to be the look of the season. Everything about Ken - real name Rodrigo Alves - is fake, besides... READ MORE

Shania Twain – Man, I Feel Like A Trump Supporter

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Chart-topping country songstress and Restalin attack survivor victim Shania Twain "gol' darn gone and done it" by stating in an interview with The Guardian that she would have voted for Trump had she been an American instead of Canadian.... READ MORE

Paula Patton Stealing Married Men

April 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paula Patton went from pretty to Marvel’s amazing muff slurping superhero all with one haircut. She was either bitten by a radioactive Scarlett Johansson or lacks quality friends if no one around her managed to talk her out of... READ MORE

Where To See T&A From This Weekend’s Stars

April 22, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lucy Hale might just make it in this biz after all, because she finally shows her tits while getting banged by that guy who’s suddenly in everything (yet ironically you want to see him in nothing) Alex Wolff. The... READ MORE

Victoria Beckham Annoys A Fashionisto

April 22, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s always comical to see gay men and women argue. Both are protected classes in society that equally aim for the throat when threatened in any argument but are forced to keep composure when things go public. He can’t... READ MORE