Anne Hathaway Not Drinking For 18 Years Because She Was Hungover With Son

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Publically self-flagellating oneself for extremely minor ethical infractions is Bag of Bitch 101 material. It's telling the parents who drunk drive their kids to school that they're not good enough. Less than. That's called mommy shaming. This is 2019, Anne,... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Reminds Women To Love Their Body Fat

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer wants to bask in all of her hideous glory. Her attitude is just as huge as the last pair of jeans she purchased. What did you expect from a woman who hasn’t fit a size 16 since... READ MORE

Charly Jordan Dynasty Bikini and Crap Around the Web

January 21, 2019 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your week with these sexy links including Gwyneth Paltrow in fishnets, Montana Cox's hard nips, and Dakota Johnson nude in Suspiria! READ MORE

What Should We Name Chris Pine’s New Wig?

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Chris Pine debuted a stunning new hair piece while chatting it up with Good Morning America earlier today, and as it practically has a life of its own and very well may actually be alive, it deserves a name... READ MORE

Chris Hansen’s Is Life Falling Apart

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you needed any more proof that the world is currently spinning in reverse, the pedophile whisperer was recently arrested. Thee Chris Hansen? Yeah, him. But don’t toss in the towel on living just yet. His arrest had nothing... READ MORE

Taylor Swift’s Boy Toy Is A Very Private Person

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

TS are two letters that I’m not too fond of when they finally come together like the upper back fat and lower stomach flap of Amy Schumer when she sits down. Because it either means the topic is chicks... READ MORE

Lily-Rose Depp Puff Pastry Nipples

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Does anyone else here watch The Great British Baking Show? I had to stop after a couple of seasons, because until someone shoves Paul Hollywood’s head inside a proving drawer until his yeast brain explodes, he’s going to... READ MORE

Selena Gomez And Her Big Lupus Tits Look Hot In Mysterious Latin Pantene Pro-V Commercial

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Pantene Pro-V. For hear so healthy you bought your shampoo at a gas station. Last week Selena Gomez returned to Instagram following a months-long mental health hiatus, but the real news is this Dark Spanish Web Pantene Pro-V... READ MORE

Amber Rose Was Too Hot To Be A Crack Dealer

January 21, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Some of us aren’t as lucky as Amber Rose. Being “too pretty” to fail at illegal business ventures is just something most people will never experience. In a nutshell, Amber claims she lost her job as a crack dealer... READ MORE