CGM Battling Boob And Boyfriend Problems

August 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chloë Grace Moretz’s body is causing her some heartache. I believe she’s aging backwards like she has Benjamin Button syndrome, doomed to toil in an indefinitely suspended state of ineradicable baby fat with a side of kid face. The... READ MORE

Now You: Do You Social Media? Brought To You By Emma Stone

August 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Do you use social media, or are you above all the bullshit? Let us know.  READ MORE

Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Anyone suffering for those dreaded four-hour-or-longer boners after ODing on Viagra is in luck, because after seeing Beast Kardashian’s misshapen botched shelf ass, not only will your boner subside, but your dick will shrivel up and fall off entirely. No... READ MORE

James Gunn Allegedly Attended A Pedo Themed Party

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There is no one at the moment suffering more from “it’s not what it looks like” than James Gunn. I personally still believe in conventional American values like “you’re innocent until proven guilty” and in order to establish guilt... READ MORE

Chipotle Retraining All Staff On Food Safety After Ohio Disaster

August 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Everything miserable in this world happens in Ohio, and we should all head to the comments and use it as our bitch punching bag until it does something to prove that it isn’t Somalia nestled next to a... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Marion Cotillard Full Frontal Skinny Dipping Candids

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Forty-two-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard has gone nude a ton in her movies, but for her most recent tits and vag out appearance, in Ismael’s Ghosts, she used CGI trickery. She loathes her middle-aged body. But do you? That... READ MORE

Chris Hardwick Scaring Away All The Chicks At Work

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The show about zombies has turned into a zombie itself, The Walking Dead refuses to die. It was watchable in the beginning, but the activity that goes on surrounding the show is more interesting than anything that has happened... READ MORE

Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn't get the new look that Gomez... READ MORE