Newly Single Jennifer Aniston Eyeing Brad Pitt’s Penis?

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An older woman and a younger man have broken up after a relatively short time together, and the news is obviously pretty hard for people to digest. When has this ever happened. Eighty-five-year-old actress Jennifer Aniston and forty-six-year-old actor Justin Theroux have called it quits after being together since 2011 and being married since 2015, and […]

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Aly Raisman Supports Female Empowerment Through Indecent Exposure

February 16, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just have to take your clothes of to get the R-E-S-P-E-C-T you deserve. Aretha Franklin taught us well. Just don’t you sock it to Aly Raisman without asking first or things will turn into MeToo and you’ll be looking at 175 years in the penitentiary. Aly took her clothes off for the 2018 […]

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Paris Hilton Is Paris Hilton In New Video Directed By Fiancé

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Hadids there was the one OG celeb prostitute Paris Hilton, and while it’s been nine decades since anyone on the Internet took the time to call her a whore in earnest, over the past few years Hilton has amazingly been able to flip the script and revive […]

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Demi Rose Mawbry Beach Bum and Crap Around the Web

February 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Liz Hurley sexy mom bod, hot Catholic girls, and more!

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Chris Rock Comes Clean About Porn Addiction

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

All of the elderly comedians from yesteryear are being treated like an Oprah audience on Netflix. You get a special! You get a special! Everyone gets a special! Millennials are finally allowed the opportunity to see big names past their prime deliver lukewarm punchlines to pass the time. The latest on the list to pop […]

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And The Bride Wore Size Six

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied the knot in Malibu yesterday just in time for Valentine’s Day and a school shooting. After […]

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Heather Graham Happy About Sexual Harassment

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Graham has proven that every woman in Hollywood also happens to be an opportunist. According to Heather, her new romantic comedy “Half Magic” couldn’t have hit theaters at a better time. Ever since sexual harassment started to trend most women will pay attention to anything that remotely smells like the shaming of men for […]

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Oh Shoot (UPDATE)

February 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday a nineteen-year-old named Nikolas Cruz stormed into his former high school in Parkland, Florida, pulled the fire alarm, and went to town on a horde of students filing into the halls with an AR-15 rifle. One look at his face will tell you that he was either going to make a big splash on […]

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A Known Chomo Was Treated Unfairly

February 15, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pedophiles are pretty amazing people sometimes. Just when you thought adults who seek to have sex with kids were the boldest of the bold you have brave Billy badasses like Jared Fogle publicly upset over his plea deal. Fogle is so flustered after hearing about Larry Nassar only receiving 175 years that he filed documents […]

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Bella Hadid Gifts Paps Roses For V-Day For Self-Awareness

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Someone’s looking for love in all the right places. Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid has been oddly caught up with her self-awareness updates over the past year. In September of 2017 she defended a pap smear against her own bodyguard, and on Valentine’s Day she gifted the photographic artists with roses outside of Mr. Chow in […]

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