The System Works

August 28, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Let’s all pour a 40 of candy-flavored liquor on the cell floor for pedophile R. Kelly, who incurred the wrath of his fellow inmates at Chicago’s Metropolitan Correctional Center this week (sounds like someplace outa an Orwellian sci-fi on... READ MORE

Billie Eilish Trying Not to be Sexy

August 26, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Calling Billie Eilish a professional singer is like saying Bugs Bunny is a rabbit – it’s accurate on some level, but dishonest in reality. If you put Eilish beside Adele – the Classic version or the new Calorie-Wise edition... READ MORE

Women are Winning / Losing Hollywood

August 25, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

The feminist narrative that women have been powerless in Hollywood since its inception doesn’t hold up to historical fact. Entertainment Media is constantly beating the drum about systemic inequality in showbiz, while simultaneously recognizing the “strong contributions” women have... READ MORE

Cardi B Loves Women

August 21, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

We’ve got a great idea to empower men to solve the specific healthcare issues, spousal abuse, and general bad press that Being Male entails. WWTDD is running a hashtag that will randomly distribute $1 million to 2000 Men –... READ MORE

Female Dragonslayer: Charlotte Kirk

August 19, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

To make it in Hollywood, you need talent, luck, and perseverance – for example, if you sex one top executive and you don’t get a credit on IMDb, move on to the next sugar daddy. That’s the plan of... READ MORE

Slim is the new Fat

August 18, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Female celebrities are comfortable with how they look until they are not. They carry a mix of “everyone loves me for who I am” – bc they got famous looking like they did – and insecure “I need to... READ MORE

Feminists v Supply and Demand

August 13, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Forbes just released their list of highest-paid actors for 2019, with Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Mark Wahlberg landing top bank. Man-boy Adam Sadler makes the list, as do several non-caucasian actors – so we’ve got that... READ MORE

Ruby Rose is a Pussy

August 13, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

What actor, nay human being , would voluntarily quit the job that’s the pinnacle of masculinity, coolness, and badassery – Batman. Despite how often DC and Warner Brothers have beat this black horse, anyone who’s taken on the pointy... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is Shocking – Yawn

August 11, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Future trainwreck Miley Cyrus is ready to release her new album this week, which should thrill her fans: ex-teenage girls, her 112 million IG followers (!), and any men interested in slutty, tatted former hillbillies. The album is sure... READ MORE

Tiger Loses; Janet Gretzky Wins

August 10, 2020 | Photos | Media Man| 0 Comments

I don’t understand Sports Media’s ongoing obsession with Tiger Woods. Each tournament its “Tiger hits the bunker on 7” and “Tiger drains 12 foot put” and “Tiger changed his shoes” etc. There’s more coverage on what club Tiger uses... READ MORE


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