Victoria Silvstedt Swimsuit Trolling At Eden Roc

Every mid-May Victoria Silvstedt pushes pudding into the mouth of her older fat French benefactor by the Eden Roc hotel pool while keeping her eyes out for her next human IRA. At forty-one, Silvstedt is the Bartolo Colon of gold digging. If you wanted to blast a load in Bartolo Colon's bottom, snap a keepsake, and start a new life under the name Claude in the former Eastern bloc.read more

Jared Leto Fairly Badass

Jared Leto might be an androgynous Scientologist drone who sees dead people but at least he can fucking do something. That's him in the front climbing a cliff in Yosemite. Being sober definitely has its benefits. If your lifestyle affords it, imagine how braindead and enticed by shiny objects you have to be to spend your days looking at shoes on Rodeo.read more

DiCaprio Commits Cardinal Sin

Leonardo DiCaprio took a private jet from Cannes to New York to accept an environmental award and then took one back to Cannes, equaling the carbon footprint of the continent of Africa and NASCAR combined. DiCaprio's people explained he didn't charter the jet, just got a ride with someone who was already going. If the entire world lived like this Phoenix would be underwater.read more

Emilia Clarke Got Naked Again (VIDEO)

Emilia Clarke made some big to-do about how she was giving up nude scenes because has never once asked a man what he prefers. Respectability is in the eye of the beholder. Who's ever been rude to a good looking naked woman?read more

Hasselhoff Has Nothing Left, Or a Hundred Million

David Hasselhoff is in court trying to get his alimony payments to his ex-wife Pamela Back reduced from a couple hundred grand a year closer to a number resembling zero. Hasselhoff claims he has four grand left in the bank. Bach's attorneys did some digging and claim Hasselhoff is worth north of a hundred million and is still taking in over a million a year in new income. That's pretty decent "what the fuck does he do...read more

Petra Nemcova Does The Bikini Pin-up Thing And Shit Around The Web

Professional hot person Petra Nemcova wore an old timey style pin-up girl bikini in Cannes. She probably looks like a gal your grandpa had on the nose of his B52 in WWII only, you know, fuckable.read more

Tyga's New Girlfriend Seems Sophisticated

Tyga, who seems to owe a ton of people a ton of money, showed up in Cannes with a brand new trophy girlfriend. Something to get over Kylie Jenner. You never forget the first seventeen year old who insisted on anal without prompting.read more

Scott Disick Minimalist Money Monster

It's an uncommon man who literally fucks his way into money. Ski bum Scott Disick worked his dick into a Kardashian and came out on the other end with several million in the bank. Opportunistic men used to have to bathe old ladies in the tub for this level uptick in prospects. You could do a pros and cons worksheet to determine if this is progress.read more

Porn Slipping Away (VIDEO)

Pornhub is launching a program called BangFit, where you earn points and an unclogged aorta by plugging your lady in different high-energy butt slapping positions. Because the bulk of online porn visitors clearly have girlfriends they can regularly jackrabbit for parlor game virtual prizes.read more

Megyn Kelly Faces Justified Criticism

Megyn Kelly's much hyped interview with Donald Trump consisted of her lobbing him a bunch of softballs and laughing at his jokes like a schoolgirl in heat. This is surprising since prior to the interview Kelly was nearly infallible in the eyes of the media, having withered Trump's lowly attacks about her period without crying onstage, as was apparently the alternative.read more

Ariel Winter Cashing In

If there's one thing Ariel Winter doesn't want to speak about, it's her tits. She's testing compliance by showing them off in various revealing tops. Fuck, look at those beasts. I mean, look away. Which one is body shaming again?read more

Ozzy Osbourne Ends Affair

There's been a lot of speculation that this Ozzy Osbourne affair saga is a publicity stunt cooked up by Sharon Osbourne over a vat of witches brew. A key piece of supporting evidence would be his official announcement today that he ended his affair. When is the last time that happened?read more

Study Finds Men Didn't Like Sex and the City So Much

If you have the attention span of a meerkat and can't stand data, the gist of a deeply researched article on FiveThirtyEight.com is that men give crappier IMDB reviews to female-skewed shows than women give to male-skewed shows and therefore IMDB user ratings punish shows aimed at women. The author's premise is that Sex and The City won many Emmy's and millions of women came while wondering if they were more Carrie or...read more

Rachel McCord In A Tiny Bikini And Shit Around The Web

Rachel McCord is the sister o Annalynne and Angel McCord. It makes one envision how awesome a McCord sister sandwich could be. Three tall skinny sisters and one fat guy in the middle. Even the Urban Dictionary hasn't invented a term for that yet.read more

Chrissy Teigen Have Tits Will Travel

Five weeks after giving birth to her sperm dynamically centrifuged daughter, Chrissy Teigen is back to her normal routine of wearing low cut tops, posting rants on Twitter, and pretending she's as pretty as other swimsuit models. Teigen took shit for having evenings out on the town with her husband without their infant daughter. John Legend demanded that if people were going to 'mommy shame' his wife, they shame him as...read more