Potato Chip Girl Can be a Bitch

February 16, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

I read the article from our sister site about Barney’s hairstylist thinking “that purple dinosaur had hair?!?” For us uncultured swiners, Barneys is a “luxury department store” in New York and perhaps elsewhere, but for those who live off... READ MORE

Grillo Gets it

February 15, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Why are the Tough Guy actors the most self-aware hombres in Hollywood, while the effeminate Jared Letos are all about delusion and scented oils and shart? Okay, maybe the answer’s itself – we blue-collar mechanics and Amazon drivers are... READ MORE

Revealing Stupidity

February 11, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

The cost of Reveal Parties keeps going up, in terms of greenbacks, personnel, and the spectacle vs safety quotient. The principle of the event is clear – a dramatic way to reveal the gender of your unborn child –... READ MORE

Bad Sushi

February 5, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Anyone who’s played pandemic simulation games knows that the best way to spread a virus is to host the Olympics – and Tokyo is all hands to the oars this summer, even though most of the locals don’t want... READ MORE

The Dream is Over

February 5, 2021 | SPORTS | Media Man| 0 Comments

Onoz – the National Women’s Hockey League is folding bc virus! Well, it’s obviously folding bc money (taint got enough), but as per ESPN the 10 game tournament for World Champion (we guess) is over. Yeah I never heard... READ MORE

Emo on Point

February 3, 2021 | Media | Media Man| 0 Comments

Soon to be President Kamala Harris (don’t tell me that crony cog Biden lives for another 4 years – he looks and sounds like his warranty is past expired) has a step-daughter Ella Emhoff, who is apparently female and... READ MORE

You Can Win Amal

February 1, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We’re always a bit suspicious of pretty men that women like but that Men are only interested in their wardrobe – guys like Chris Pine, Jared Leto, Leo, Benedict Cumberbatch (and not just bc he’s English), Johnny Depp (who’s... READ MORE

Women Objectifying Themselves

January 29, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Keira Knightley will no longer strip for the camera if a man is directing the movie, because she’s a Mom now and all Men are Pigs. You can read the whole thing on the Interwebs but let’s scope-out the... READ MORE

Andre the Giant Amongst Men

January 28, 2021 | ATHLETES | Media Man| 0 Comments

It was 28 years ago this week that the world lost a great Man, Andre the Giant. The Parisian wrestler and sometime actor succumbed to the inevitable heart failure that comes with being a hella Big Man. His story... READ MORE

The Evolution of Demi Moore

January 28, 2021 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun| 0 Comments

By now you have probably seen photos of Demi Moore’s new face that she debuted at the Kim Jones Fendi show yesterday. The 58 year old’s appearance ended up being the star of the show, even though some of... READ MORE


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