Eminem hasn’t made a notable single in quite some time and we now know why, sobriety. The same man who once threatened to gut his mother, baby mother, and homosexuals has cast aside his trailer park pill popping ways... READ MORE

Who’s honestly surprised that women bully other women? According to Thandie Newton, the Time’s Up movement totally forgot about intersectional feminism and left one of their sisters with more melanin hanging. What truly is feminism when the women at... READ MORE

It’s pretty clear which parent the McGregor kids are siding with in the divorce. Ewan’s 16-year-old recorded a diss song about him not too long ago and now his 22-year-old is choosing to model for Playboy instead of utilizing... READ MORE

Annette Roque’s nuts have finally dropped and she’s following through with divorcing Matt Lauer. That’s some courage you couldn’t find even if you walked the entire yellow brick road. Matt earned this divorce but the final decision to end... READ MORE

K-Hole: the state of being impaired after taking such large quantities of ketamine that the resulting dissociation doesn’t allow one to function properly. Also a K-Hole: the state of being impaired after subscribing to the deadly illusion of a... READ MORE

According to an offended attendee who happens to write for Teen Vogue, debauchery runs rampant at music festivals. It was only a matter of time before metoo accusations infiltrated music festivals. There’s entirely too much groping going on and... READ MORE

Allison Mack was laying out the blueprint on how to properly run a sex cult until she got sloppy and was eventually caught. An observant R. Kelly should do everything he can to learn from her mistakes because a... READ MORE

Lamar Odom lost millions of dollars and almost his life after abusing crack to keep up with Khloe Kardashian, but he’s put that life behind him. He’s moved on to marijuana and Khloe’s moved on to putting in zero... READ MORE

Gwen Stefani lost a trivia game to a fan on Jimmy Kimmel Live, forcing her to fork over her purse, sunglasses, and dress. While the woman who knew Stefani better than herself officially won, both ended up being losers.... READ MORE

Surprise. Too many selfies a day means you should check-in at the nearest mental hospital, far away from the rest of us who don’t have the urge to upload multiple headshots inspired by insecurity. First there was internet addiction,... READ MORE