Javier Bardem understands that America is no country for perverted old men, and pedophile rapist should receive the cattle gun forehead special if it was legal to do so. But in an interview with a French newspaper, Paris Match,... READ MORE

Carrie Underwood is famous for making misandry into a sing-along melody. Maybe her lover wasn’t unfaithful and the blonde woman at the bar in Before He Cheats forgot her purse to pay for her drink. Obviously he was just... READ MORE

Paula Patton went from pretty to Marvel’s amazing muff slurping superhero all with one haircut. She was either bitten by a radioactive Scarlett Johansson or lacks quality friends if no one around her managed to talk her out of... READ MORE

It’s always comical to see gay men and women argue. Both are protected classes in society that equally aim for the throat when threatened in any argument but are forced to keep composure when things go public. He can’t... READ MORE

It’s amazing what some men do for women they’ve never met or never had a chance with in their life. Some kook from Connecticut was most likely high watching cartoons when he decided robbing a bank to impress Taylor... READ MORE

Long gone are the easy going days of a friendly Mr. Hightower sporting a flattop as vice principal of Booker T. Washington High. We should have all seen a metoo coming down the pipe as he wanted the women... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde is going to treat her little boy like a little girl because that’s equality. Toxic masculinity runs rampant in young boys and in an effort to combat and correct it, Olivia will not be buying her son... READ MORE

I stopped using Uber when Lyft started promoting 50% off the same exact ride. If you’re going to hop in a complete stranger’s car who probably never received a proper background check, you might as well save some money... READ MORE

Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to... READ MORE

When being funny for a living isn’t working out for you filing a restraining order against the president should grab the attention your career as a professional comedian was lacking. I know most comedians inject themselves into certain situations... READ MORE