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Ashley Graham’s Got Some New Panties

January 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ashely Graham is a meaty woman who is about to make a large sum of money selling undergarments to overeaters. She’s joining forces with Addition Elle to release a new line of lingerie. While the intended purpose of the... READ MORE

Kevin Spacey Gets Last Laugh

January 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Major corporations would like you to believe that they won’t keep pedophiles on payroll because it’s morally wrong but that’s never the real reason. Netflix doesn’t care what actors do in their private lives as long as their penis... READ MORE

Bill Cosby Back To Being Funny

January 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bill Cosby is finally back to doing what he does best while he still has his freedom. No I don’t mean slipping something into a young lady’s drink while patiently waiting for the right opportunity to slip himself into... READ MORE

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buzzfeed, Lorde Loses American Cereal Virginity

January 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine making millions from the music industry in America only to never have eaten Cap’n Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, or Lucky Charms ever in your life. Lorde was lucky enough to have Lena Dunham’s leftovers lying around the apartment... READ MORE

Kid Rock’s Political Publicity Stunt

January 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There are more celebrities claiming to run for office in 2020 than those that aren’t. Your favorite actor, rapper, or talk-show host claiming to take an interest in politics is just another trendy new way to lie to fans... READ MORE

Plus Size Model Takes Off Clothes, Demands Attention And Equality

January 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Models of normal weight are pretty consistent so you know what to expect when they take their clothes off. “Body positivity models” on the other hand are varying groups of blobs that can’t commit to quit feeding their face... READ MORE

Ewan McGregor’s Own Daughter Records A Diss Song Aimed At Dad

January 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ewan McGregor’s 15-year-old daughter, Esther McGregor, took her parent’s divorce harder than anyone anticipated. She dedicated a divorce diss song to her daddy that would have made Tupac and Biggie proud. But that’s what can you expect from a... READ MORE

Professional Funny Woman Boycotting A Netflix Original Pay Offer

January 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s easy to assume “because I’m ‘fill in the blank’” is the reason why you’re being lowballed or treated unfairly. While qualifying as not only one, but two oppressed classes at the same time being black and a woman... READ MORE

Natalie Portman Introduced To Rape Fantasies At 13 Because Of Bad Parenting

January 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The fundamentals of being a competent parent include the ability to become a filter for the minor child you’re in charge of. You won’t be able to protect them from everything and being overprotective will only lead to them... READ MORE

Kathy Griffin Not Woman Enough For Women’s March

January 23, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When you’re the owner of a home grown biological vagina and somehow are still less welcomed at a women’s march than Bruce Jenner 2.0 it’s time to look into moving far away from the rest of the population. Hate... READ MORE

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