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Mark Wahlberg Man-blames With Monetary Donation

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Marky Mark Wahlberg didn’t make the same mistake many other melanin devoid rappers outside of the Eminem exception make which is stay in rap too long. He could have easily been just another Vanilla Ice if he didn’t transition... READ MORE

Elon Musk Attempts To Slip Out Of Sex Party Unnoticed

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Since birth boys have always had to keep girls out whose soul intention is to assure anyone with a penis is having an equally lame time at life. It started with your first tree house club when you were... READ MORE

Miro Sorvino Sexual Harassment Superstar

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan pioneered the way and showed women that you can turn a settlement into sympathy, and then that sympathy into a TV Show/book deal. Now McGowan is forecasted to be overtaken by newest sexual harassment victim on the... READ MORE

Liam Neeson Just Appalled At Gender Pay Gap

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s that time of year again where Liam Neeson needs you to go see the same movie that he always stars in just with a different name. It’s called The Commuter this time. You know what’s going to happen... READ MORE

Connie Britton Believes Poverty Is Sexist

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Somehow underachieving and dwelling in complete squalor is directly correlated to your gender according to Connie Britton. She isn’t the brightest bulb in the box and proved it at the Golden Globes where most women were scrambling to achieve... READ MORE

Nuclear War Negotiator Gets DUI

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In what most people would assume to be a plot twist in a Team America reboot international feud de-escalating Dennis Rodman recently received a DUI in Newport Beach, California. Celebrities who look like they’re able to pass an HIV... READ MORE

Weinstein’s Wife Collecting A Fortune

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Georgina Chapman is obviously the woman all Weinstein victims should look up to as “settlement goals.” She is also the woman Weinstein victims should sue the living shit out of for not keeping her pet molester on a leash.... READ MORE

Britney Spears Only Kidding About Quitting Vegas

January 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

While most of us thought it was the end of the road for Britney Spears after Planet Hollywood in Vegas hinted it was her last show it turns out she signed a new contract with the Monte Carlo Resort... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie’s Love Is On Hold

January 13, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie just put her love on layaway and is not interested in dating any longer at the moment. This can only come from what I assume is the embarrassment of ex-husband Brad Pitt’s behavior. Pitt has been parading... READ MORE

Stripper Jobs Getting Automated

January 13, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I haven’t had the urge to jam my manhood into an ATM with legs until 2018’s annual CES event recently decided to raise the bar. Stripper robots are no longer stuck within the confines of weird porn coming from... READ MORE

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