Berger   You might remember, about a decade ago, bro-y douchebags paying hundreds of dollars to roll large tires around empty warehouses. These douchebags would fav each other’s shirtless gym selfies on social media and comment incessantly on each... READ MORE

  It has come to my attention via cyberbullying that people think I’m a women h8er for only making fun of stupid heifers like Icky Azalea, and I just want to say that this could not be further from... READ MORE

A lot is going on in the world right now. Too much. After debating on covering either Mahatma Kardashian Gandhi’s successful efforts to release a woman from prison or the fact that John Goodman looks like he’s wearing a glove... READ MORE

When deciding if you would in fact hit Icky Azalea's holes, pretend that you see her at a club, she says "wanna plow my gross body?" - like she's said to so many men before - and adds that... READ MORE

  Someone please give the Bible a once-over, because I’m pretty sure there’s a doomsday clause buried in there about a Jenner banging a Hadid. Two families who have diligently widdled away morals and tactfulness – not to mention their own... READ MORE

  As someone who went to school in the hills of East Tennessee, I was often confused as to how the most popular girls in my school looked exactly like the girls I saw getting tackled onto trash-strewn front... READ MORE

  Ariana Grande let down her iconic ponytail weave to much fanfare on the cover of the upcoming British Vogue, proving that her real identity is a half-awake midget male Leighton Meester drag impersonator. But the things that make... READ MORE

  The Beetle Bailey of the Florida sheriff’s deputy world, Scot Peterson, is speaking out after becoming a pariah following his apparent inaction during the Parkland shooting massacre that left seventeen people dead. He was the guard for Stoneman... READ MORE

  The infamous brainiac scholarship competition, Miss America, has announced that it will no longer require contestants to wear swimsuits. Finally. After decades of covering up with swimsuits, we’ll get to the contestants walk around naked. JK. The competition,... READ MORE

Aubrey Plaza has reached that sweet spot age when actresses align their morals with the realization that their bodies aren’t going to stay hot forever. Plaza has officially pulled into validation station where she keeps flashing her tits and ass,... READ MORE