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jennifer aniston sucks in mexico too

November 14, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston is on vacation in Mexico today, although you may have to take my word on that because these bikini pictures are so blurry and muddled and annoying. Much like Jennifer Aniston herself. It’s like you and I... READ MORE

this is more like it

November 12, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Carrie Amstutz spent some time on the beach in Miami yesterday, and of course I don’t need to tell you who Carrie Astutz is. By that I mean I can’t tell you who she is. May God strike me... READ MORE

britney is still a kick ass mom

November 11, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Britney Spears has been criticized in the past for her parenting skills, and as you can tell by these pictures of her in Australia today, seen in her room on the way to the pool with her kids and... READ MORE

eva mendes knows how to promote a movie

November 9, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Eva Mendes was in New York last night for a screening of ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans’, and if someone wanted to make the case that she’s the best looking person on earth, I would find it... READ MORE

kelly brook is here to help

November 7, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

This is relevant to nothing but because Rihanna has the self-defense skills of a fucking toddler who just came out of the dryer, my sexxxy website got all serious and depressing. Luckily Kelly Brook, being wise and all-knowing, preemptively... READ MORE

ohai britney (update!)

November 6, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Britney Spears is in Perth today to rehearse for the Aussie leg of her ‘Circus’ tour, and it’s good to see she’s not taking any chances. In Australia, the bras are made of poison! BOUNCY UPDATE – 2 x-ray’d... READ MORE

i dont feel so good

November 6, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey filmed a video yesterday on the beach in Malibu, and she did it in this very revealing swimsuit for some inexplicable reason. I have no idea what song it’s for. It should be called ‘Hungry For Love’.... READ MORE

jessica alba is the winner

November 2, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba looked cute/hot as hell last night when she dressed up as Dora the Explorer for a Halloween party. Thank god she’s an actress and not a cop. If she wore this as part of some pedophile sting... READ MORE

oh hell yes

October 27, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never heard of Emanuela de Paula before, but according to google my sources, she’s a 20-year-old model from Brazil, and here we see her posing for Victoria’s Secret in St. Barth yesterday. In ‘Great Expectations’, Pip said this... READ MORE

is that a swastika?

October 27, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift and Jullianne Hough got dirty at Katy Perrys birthday paint party this weekend too, at least that’s what the source for these pictures said. But with all the sexy, Master Race teen girls and that giant swastika,... READ MORE

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