Bella Thorne is publicly demonstrating just how advanced technology has become. Besides just being a top favorite for most lifelike silicon sex toy, she’s demonstrating that soulless artificial intelligence synths can formulate opinions. Imagine if the ending of Ex... READ MORE

Being related to Britney Spears is about as bad as it gets. Because when she’s your sister you can’t even enjoy mediocrity in peace. Jamie Lynn Spears isn’t technically a celebrity. She’s more famous for being a non-talented next... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen is a decision-maker. Sure it’s never good decisions, but at least he’s not some namby-pamby on-the-fence dweller whose life has no direction. So what if the direction he’s headed in happens to be the wrong way. He’s... READ MORE

Abraham's five-year-old Pomeranian Blue recently died, and Abraham took everyone's favorite photo opportunity - the death of a family pet - to a new level when she filmed her daughter Future Emotionally Damaged Stripper petting the dog corpse. This is... READ MORE

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

Does anyone know if Tim Tebow has been deflowered yet? Because he sure gets around for a virgin waiting until marriage. He’s dating 2017’s Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters. Maybe mouth and butt stuff doesn’t count. Three Hail Marys after... READ MORE

"There have been a lot of suspicious suicides of celebrities as of late, but there was a first that started this whole thing over a decade ago. A film was being made overseas and several of the actors in... READ MORE

Yes, she's smearing cake around on her body with a knife for the sake of art, but you can't help but feel this is what she'd be doing on a normal Tuesday even if the cameras weren't rolling. Except... READ MORE

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Ariana Grande has joined so many hot chicks before her by becoming what one of my favorite comedians calls a "funny f*cker." A funny f*cker is a woman who gets wet over a droll satirical zinger or even less... READ MORE