The Germans are simply hard to peg. Just when you think they’re settled in their traditions of bratwurst and lederhosen and occasional bouts with ethnic genocide, they come along and announce that parents can now legally declare their kids... READ MORE

Apparently, Australian women really hate the way their vaginas look. They’re all getting plastic surgery to corral their flapping beef curtains. Anytime native vaginas are under attack, you can expect dykie college students to come to their defense. Lesbians... READ MORE

A bunch of privileged frat assholes threw a huge “Bloods and Crips” party at Dartmouth last weekend. The Alpha Delta chapter, and their date rape sorority sisters at Delta Delta Delta, thought it would be hilarious to dress up... READ MORE

Remember that guy that kidnapped his friend’s sixteen year old daughter and ran off with her so they Amber Alerted millions of cell phones to be on the lookout for his blue Nissan. The car not a a single soul... READ MORE

The Swiss Paula Deen, the woman who wouldn’t show Oprah Winfrey the expensive purses in her Zurich store, has finally been exposed. Meh, I couldn’t be bothered to look up her actual name, but suffice it to say, she’s... READ MORE

Some huge French dickbag stole a famous handicapped swimmer’s custom wheelchair. Philippe Croizon is the first quadruple amputee to swim across the English Channel. I couldn’t do that shit and I have all my limbs, even if my dick... READ MORE

Nobody gets more rough and tumble than baseball fans, assuming you exclude football, basketball, and hockey fans. And golf fans at The Majors. Baseball fans have spent the last 150 years fixating on the fact that their hometown and... READ MORE

A guy was utterly rejected when he asked his girlfriend to marry him at a minor league baseball game…or was he? The incident happened the other night at a New Britain Rock Cats game. The dude, with the team’s... READ MORE

Zynga, the company that makes games like Words With Friends, is suing the makers of a sex hook-up app called Bang With Friends for copyright infringement. Zynga claims that Bang With Friends purposefully uses their “with friends” name in... READ MORE

The most requested book at the Guantanamo Bay detention facility isn’t the Koran or Amelia Bedelia Bakes a Bomb, it’s 50 Shades of Grey. Congressman Jim Moran was part of a committee that recently visited the controversial prison camp... READ MORE