Lindsay Lohan and her male middle aged Armenian sister worked their shift at some milkshake place last night, and at one point they gave Lindsay an Academy Award. It didn’t make any sense of course, but neither did Ali... READ MORE

God only knows how she’s paying for it (blowjobs) but Lindsay rang in the new year in St Barths, and even though in the very first picture she looks like we would get arrested if we were walking around... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali were in Paris last night, and are you god damn kidding me. Lindsay is 23, looks 43 and acts like she’s 13. Which is why she looks 43. She looks so haggard and... READ MORE

LAPD investigated a burglar alarm yesterday at the home of Lindsay Lohan, and after they waded through the mess and broken debris left behind, they discovered that the burglar never actually made it into the house and that Lindsay... READ MORE

Dina Lohan should be put down immediately for her the way she’s fucked up her kids, specifically today for the way her 15-year-old daughter is posing for pictures like some tarted up whore.   You don’t see kids on the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is all pissy today because of rumors that her 14-year-old sister Ali got breast implants.  This is not to be confused with the outrage the Lohans felt when Lindsay was rumored to be in a gay relationship... READ MORE

So here is the first single from the debut album by Ali Lohan, and you probably think you know how awful it's going to be, but you're wrong. It's way way worse. Musically it's somewhere between video poker music... READ MORE

The most amazing thing about this clip from yesterdays "The View" is that Dina Lohan is still claiming that her daughter Lindsay is pretty much an average 21-year-old, and her problems are the kind of things “we all did”... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohans little sister Ali has an interview with Teen Vogue this month or week or whatever that thing is, and in it she puts to rest any doubt that being an empty headed vapid fame whore is genetic.... READ MORE

According to InTouch Weekly, Freckletits' 13-year-old sister Ali was involved in a car wreck after sneaking out of the house to meet a boy. Ali had snuck out of the house to be with her friend, a 16-year-old boy... READ MORE