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pray for simon monjack

February 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The alternate headline for this was, “People who read Tyler are fucking cool/smartasses”, because above is the email and response from the fake charity Simon Monjack set up yesterday announcing a party to cash out on his wife’s death,... READ MORE

you stay classy, simon monjack

February 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Us magazine opens this article by asking, “Want to attend a event honoring the late Brittany Murphy?” They must have heard me say, “you’re damn right I do,” because after that they detail how Britanys grieving husband has set... READ MORE

detective handsome has cracked the case

January 29, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Simon Monjack announced yesterday that he will file a wrongful death lawsuit against Warner Brothers, claiming they killed his wife Brittany Murphy by firing her from ‘Happy Feet 2′. He told the press… “Does anyone here know … how... READ MORE

brittany will be buried today

December 25, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Brittany Murphy will be buried today at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles, in a ceremony that is expected to be attended only by close friends and family. Radar says… Brittany will be interred in the Bright Eternity section... READ MORE

“it had to be drugs.”

December 23, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Dr. Cyril Wecht is just about as famous a forensic pathologist can get. He’s the Lebron James of pathologists, the only difference being the quality of pussy I assume they get. Although not directly involved with the Brittany Murphy... READ MORE

brittany really loved drugs

December 23, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday Brittany Murphys husband made it clear that she didn’t have an eating disorder and her mysterious death was certainly not because of any sort of drug overdose. Apparently there’s no reason in the world to think she took... READ MORE

“This is like Lindsay Lohan dying.”

December 22, 2009 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

As was mentioned here yesterday, Brittany Murphy had a long history of drug rumors and erratic behavior. Now Gerald Posner of the Daily Beast writes that her sad and pointless death was pretty much the worlds least surprising surprise.... READ MORE

(update!) brittany murphys autopsy is underway

December 22, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dam this was fast. Despite earlier reports saying her autopsy would take place tomorrow, “the L.A. County Coroner is currently conducting an autopsy on Brittany Murphy, despite the wishes of her husband Simon Monjack.” When asked for a comment,... READ MORE

“…was found unconscious in the shower by her mother.”

December 21, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Sun and others are now reporting that Brittany Murphy was addicted to prescription painkillers after repeated plastic surgery, and when she died she was taking several unidentified prescription meds for flu-like symptoms. Us magazine quotes a source saying,... READ MORE

fuck you ashton kutcher

December 21, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashton Kutcher dated Brittany Murphy for almost two years, and they never went public with it but they might have even been engaged before breaking up in 2003, so when the shocking news of her untimely death broke yesterday,... READ MORE

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