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Kendall Jenner Tits Becoming Influential

September 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gay vampire fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld decided it’d be super chic to use a protest theme for his latest line of fashion perfect for the woman running a fragrance empire in a 1970’s. Protests are very popular these days.... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Is Activated

September 25, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Cara Delevingne posted a photo of her naked tit next to some guy who is pretending to be gay in a futile angle aimed at banging her. This was in support of an internet campaign aimed at ridding the... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne In A Bikini

September 19, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick is really starting to grow on me. Even her Grandpa Munster eyebrows that once repulsed me are now starting to look like solid points of focus when trying to last longer. I don’t know if it’s because... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Porks Herself

September 11, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Cara Delevingne got the word Bacon tattooed onto her foot because only a free-spirited model would do such a kooky thing. Cara is very much caught up in the bacon everything craze gripping the Western world of pre-diabetic millennials.... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Is The Lestat of Lesbians

August 16, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t want to get too many rainbow painted eggs thrown at my house-car this weekend, but I’m pretty convinced that hot models can swing both ways as a matter of current fashion, while gay men are just born... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne Is Aloof

July 28, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Cara Delevingne thought it would be a good idea to wear a fur coat to Leonardo DiCaprio’s environmental fundraiser aimed at protecting animals and the environment. Actually she probably didn’t think about anything, because she can do whatever the... READ MORE

Selena Gomez And Cara Delevingne Wet Lesbianism Day Two

July 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I remember what I got for my 22nd birthday. An eviction notice. Selena Gomez got herself some new tits, a lesbian mentor, and a ride on a billionaire’s yacht. Given the option, I would have taken the lesbian tits... READ MORE

Selena Gomez Is a Lesbian Now

July 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lesbians are the new revenge fuck. It used to be when a girl wanted to drive home a point with her cheating ex, she’d fuck some handsome tool or maybe even her ex’s buddy if she had a bit... READ MORE

Cara Delevingne’s Vagina Rebounds

June 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t imagine what it’s like to have Michelle Rodriguez drunk and crocodile death rolling on your clit for six months without intermission. I’m guessing when she finally comes up for air and announces she’s moving on to dark... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez And Cara Delevingne Might Be Done With Their Lesbian Bliss

May 12, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hollywood’s hardest partying bisexual Michelle Rodriguez was a guest of honor at the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center’s 2014 “An Evening with Women” on Saturday, but she appeared to be flying solo without her latest girlfriend, Cara Delevingne.... READ MORE

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