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Jennifer Lopez Returns to the Bronx

June 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Celebrities like to make a big deal about returning to where they came up. Like many of us, where they came up was some place that benefits from time and distance and the melancholy of reminiscing. Hey, remember that... READ MORE

Casper Smart Just Can’t Quit the Post-Ops

June 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Purveyor of all things tranny hooker scandalous, TheDirty.com is reporting that Casper Smart was sexting online with yet another male turned female for the purposes of feeling fresh and lithesome. He may also have met up with this one... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez To Receive Big Gay Award

March 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez has been tapped to receive The Vanguard Award from GLAAD in a couple weeks. That’s the biggee. The pinnacle of gay and transgendered and effeminate British men with lisps advocacy achievement. Not only has Jenny spent the... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Is Getting Some

March 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not saying I’m an expert on women, but I’m also not saying I’m not. I’ve sat in lots of waiting rooms reading lots of women’s magazines. I know when a middle-aged woman is getting laid. With young women,... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Still Looks So In Love

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because she writes it on Instagram for her millions of idiot fans, Jennifer Lopez really wants you to believe that she’s still just “Jenny from the block” and not a spoiled, arrogant diva clinging to the last few minutes... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez’ Ass Is Going to Get a Lot of People Killed

February 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure how you get a break from judging American Idol. I thought that was some sacred duty to discover the best singer in America with a tragic backstory set to a melancholy score. I guess they let... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez’ Crotch Loves Futbol

February 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just when you thought soccer couldn’t get any more popular among people still using terrestrial TV antennas, Jennifer Lopez squats out her crotch and maybe some portion of her labial sandwich to make a World Cup promotional video. As... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Is Still The Same Girl

January 15, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez has this funny habit of posting photos of her to Instagram with the message “#samegirl” attached to them (my favorite is this one), because she constantly has to remind her fans that she’s not the incredibly arrogant,... READ MORE

J-Lo Sings Happy Birthday To A Ruthless Dictator

July 1, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez decided to take her mediocre singing talents and big ass to Turkmenistan to perform for ruthless dictator Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow. The “singer” performed at the behest of the China National Petroleum Corp, (which right there should have tipped... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Ass Angers Brits (VIDEO)

May 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody complained about the stupidly sexual lyrics, the lip-synching, or the cheap-ass set, but apparently everybody in Britain is up in arms over Jennifer Lopez flashing her crotch and ass cheeks in some rubbery Spanx like leotard on Britain’s... READ MORE

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