Julia Roberts ‘Most Beautiful Woman’ For Record Fifth Time

April 19, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Julia Roberts has been named the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine for a record fifth time. This is the same publication that claims Mama June is a size four and Katy Perry and Russell Brand couldn't be... READ MORE

Julia Roberts Is Being A Bitch Again

May 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Don’t be fooled by the famous gaping maw smile, Julia Roberts is a bitter old bitch, who lives solely to make life miserable for everyone around her. Now her half-sister is getting married and because no one is paying... READ MORE

‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ hits an exciting new low

September 8, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is often criticized for the way the pageants featured on the show sexualize children, but that shouldn’t be an issue with tonights new episode starring a 3-year-old girl dressed up as a prostitute. Oh wait never... READ MORE

Julia Roberts is in a bikini. Unfortunately.

August 17, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder were on the beach in Kauai, Hawaii, yesterday, and the good news is that these are only pictures so you don’t have to listen to Julia cackle like a god damn hyena.... READ MORE

Julia Roberts: so photoshopped its illegal

July 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you were to open a popular ladies magazine in England today and see this ad for Lancome cosmetics, you might shriek, “Is that supposed to be Julia Roberts? Why does she look so young? Am I back in... READ MORE

Julia Roberts assaulted the paparazzi

December 10, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oh, hey look, a Julia Roberts story. Gee, I wonder if she’s acting like a mean old bitch again? Oh whatever could the answer be. I bet it’s surprising! Like a fierce lioness protecting her cubs, Julia Roberts confronted... READ MORE

Julia Roberts is a moron

December 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch (as best illustrated in this email from her neighbor in Malibu) and you can tell as much in this commercial for an Italian coffee company that she got $1.5 million for. First... READ MORE

does anyone actually like Julia Roberts?

August 14, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

From the day it was announced, it was always assumed that “Eat, Pray, Love” was gonna be huge. It had Julia Roberts cackling like an asshole, bike rides, hunks with unplaceable accents, and pasta. Women love that shit. It... READ MORE

there is no one more beautiful than julia roberts

April 28, 2010 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends... READ MORE

julia roberts is mean, ugly

January 15, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Julia Roberts has been on this page 8 times, and 6 of those times were because she’s a bitter old pain in the ass. One time it was for parking in a handicapped spot, twice it was for cursing... READ MORE