Kelly Brook Shouldn’t Have to Pay for Parking

September 26, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I said nothing when Los Angeles City Parking started charging eight-thousand dollars and your right nut for an expired meter violation. Godzilla footprint sized pot holes don’t just pay for themselves. But we need some kind of caste system... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Got You, Stupid Paparazzi

April 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Celebrities have yet to figure out anything close to an effective means to express their frustration with paparazzi. There’s the finger, which only serves to quadruple the value of the photograph. The face covered with designer handbag which can... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Is Good At Perfume Sales

March 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a place in Utah I think, maybe it moved since last I checked. It makes all the celebrity perfumes. They send the celebrity team a list of a few artificial smell ingredients they can check off to personalize... READ MORE

Valentine’s Is Fucking Horrible

February 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no reason for this particular holiday. I understand that somebody gets assassinated or helps found a country or lays their life down in battle or organizes strawberry pickers so they get twenty cents an hour rather than just... READ MORE

Kelly Brook’s Yams Get Paid

February 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess Kelly Brook didn’t get the memo from Miley Cyrus about how it was sexier for girls to look like puckish boys with gum disease. She’s still going with that big tits and curves and flowing hair cliche.... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Put On A Show In Miami

February 4, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Once again proving to the world how brave she is for having moved on in life and love after that one guy cheated on her, Kelly Brook is vacationing in Miami with her new boyfriend and model David McIntosh,... READ MORE

Kelly Brook In A Leopard Bikini At The Beach In Miami

February 3, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Kelly Brook Knows How to Dress

January 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Why the fuck not? That’s what both me and Kelly Brook have to say about the dress she wore to the British Television Awards where they honor all the amazing shows on British Television like Dr. Who and maybe... READ MORE


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