Paris Hilton continues her Malibu parties for the cameras of her new French company shot reality show. I’m not sure who is interested in seeing Paris and her teenaged boyfriend not do the the things they really do that... READ MORE

Like many Americans, Paris Hilton spent the 4th of July holiday giving herpes to her dog. Sorry, that’s not true. Dogs can’t get human herpes. But you can still really disappoint them if they find out you were lying... READ MORE

Paris Hilton was the life of the beach party at her 4th of July event. She expertly performed her six standard poses with smiles, wore an American flag skirt given to her by the Emir of Qatar after an... READ MORE

Model, actress, businesswoman, and music superstar, Paris Hilton got snapped today smoking a joint while cruising around town in her red Ferrari. I guess you can say you’ve made it when you puff tough in your $200K sports car... READ MORE

Hold on to your ass hats, Paris Hilton is almost done with her new album. Last month we told you that she had signed Cash Money Records in order to rape our ears with lazy-eyed Banshee shrieks. You might... READ MORE

Paris Hilton loves attention. Technically, she loves paid attention. As an experiment, when you see her, grab her ass cheek and give it a good squeeze. You’ll get a beat down. Slide three $100 bills into her garter and... READ MORE

Sometimes I look at Paris Hilton and she looks so serious I think she must be thinking thoughts. But then I realize I’m wrong. Shop. Find cocaine. Breathe. Paris’ brain stem is overwhelmed with the vital chores of her... READ MORE

It turns out that Paris Hilton has a pretty good reason to be hanging out at the de Grisogono cocktail party and Roberto Cavalli‘s yacht party with her boyfriend River Viiperi – she’s a music superstar. Anyone who was... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio could have Fran Drescher’s voice and Amanda Bynes’ brain and she’d probably still be invited to everything from the Cannes Film Festival to the birth of Jesus because of her amazing ability to stand... READ MORE

Paris Hilton doesn’t have time for kissing. Snort, suck, hump, and a love splash in the good eye. That’s all the modern blonde heiress needs to keep her batteries charged. Especially when you’re on a busy club promotional schedule... READ MORE