When you think hot sexy women’s lingerie, your mind immediately races to Taylor Swift, the human wet blanket who wills your balls back up into your abdomen, then yells at you for wincing. Since CBS started paying to cover... READ MORE

I guess you give credit to Taylor Swift for becoming famous without benefit of having an ass. When I think about popular female music artists, I think about girls with big booty shaking asses lip-synching generic thumping Babyface Edmonds... READ MORE

Taylor Swift admitted what we’ve long suspected that she only dates the guys she dates in order to write shitty songs about the break-up. Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and countless others have all been the subjects of... READ MORE

I can only imagine the tingles in her perfect Barbie Doll labia Taylor Swift felt when she first heard Carly Simon’s boyfriend ripping classic, You’re So Vain. Carly Simon never revealed who the song was about but I think... READ MORE

Taylor Swift may be a G-rated succubus spawn of the Dark Lord. But, as a man, I have the superpowers to look past her soul robbing merchandisable persona and think about what it might be like to knock around... READ MORE

The most ruthless and heartless power in this world is young teen-aged girl music fans. They will cut your fucking heart out and lap up your blood as your fade from your mortal coils. Bieber fans are notorious for... READ MORE

Of course I mean the doughy ginger on the right and not the other guy, who has built an empire out of tricking yokels into coughing up their money for a redneck routine that’s faker than Courtney Stodden’s tits.... READ MORE

The conspiracy theorists are freaking out this week with the convening of the Bilderberg group near London. The Bilderberg is some highly secretive private meeting of bankers and CEOs and politicians from the U.S. and Western European nations presumably putting forth... READ MORE

Taylor Swift won a bunch of awards at last Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards, and then afterward she made that stupid face that she always makes when she pretends that she can’t believe people like her vanilla ice cream pop... READ MORE

Taylor Swift didn’t like when her girl buddy Selena Gomez embraced Justin Bieber in a kiss after the Billboard Awards, so she did what any bitchy jealous girlfriend would do. She stuck her tongue out in disgust. Wow, who... READ MORE