Rihanna knows how to dress

By brendon July 20, 2011 @ 3:18 PM

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After a sold-out concert at the Borgata in Atlantic City on Monday night, Rihanna did a little shopping around New York City yesterday. Presumably for some pants.

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Paris Hilton walked out of an interview

By brendon July 20, 2011 @ 2:37 PM







I can’t imagine why, but Good Morning America did an interview with Paris Hilton, and you’ll be amazed to learn she doesn’t think her time in the spotlight is over, and if you imply otherwise she’ll throw a little hissy fit.

Yet the ratings for (her new show ‘The World According to Paris’) have been bleak, and the low numbers have many entertainment writers asking whether Hilton’s run in the limelight — which started at age 16 — is now over.
Though Hilton said that she doesn’t feel that the people following in her footsteps, like Kardashian, are overshadowing her, and that the ratings on the show being low don’t bother her, she walked out of the interview with the mention of her moment having passed.

She later returned and explained, “I like to entertain people and make people smile.” So with that in mind, let’s see how she ended the interview. But first, if you want, here’s an article from this morning about the heat wave that’s choking the midwest. The heat index in Knoxville, Iowa, was 131 degrees yesterday. It was 124 in Freeport, Illinois. 13 people have died. A guy in Oklahoma died while mowing the lawn. His core body temperature was 108.

But I digress. Let’s get back and see how Paris ended the interview and made people smile.

When Hilton did return later to answer more questions, she managed to end the interview on an affable note, showing off her massive, air conditioned dog house.

Hmm. I’m not gonna lie to you, I’ve seen better examples of someone not being a spoiled cunt.

Britney may have farted a lot in 2010

By brendon July 20, 2011 @ 12:16 PM

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Fernando Flores was one of Britney Spears’ bodyguards for 4 months in 2010, and he’s spent the last year and half trying to sue her for it to the tune of 10 million dollars. Every few months he files some new claim or talks to a tabloid, and each time there will be some salacious new detail that magically wasn’t included the time before.

In June of 2010 he claimed he quit because she was always walking around naked and sexually harassing him. A few weeks later he aded that she also hit her kids with his belt (after which she was investigated by Child Welfare and cleared almost instantly). Two months later he filed a lawsuit saying she hit her kids with his belt (and yes they were the exact same charges she had already been cleared of). Then last March he added that she also sent him naked pictures of herself.

None of this has made her pay him off yet, so today he’s adding that she took meth, farted a lot and picked her nose.

Seriously.

Britney Spears’ ex-minder has painted a disturbing portrait of the pop superstar in sensational new court papers — alleging she used various drugs including methamphetamines and a drug used to treat heroin or morphine overdoses. 
In recent filings of Flores’ lawsuit, a copy of which Radar has exclusively obtained, the former bodyguard ratcheted up his charges against the Toxic singer, claiming she broke wind and picked her nose “unapologetically,” did not shower for days on end, nor brushed her teeth or ever wore deodorant.
“Spears was generally personally unkempt,” Flores, 29, alleged.

At this rate I can’t wait to see his next update, when he files a new lawsuit claiming she chewed with her mouth open and left the lights on after she left a room. That should be good for a least another 2 million. THAT POOR MAN!

Bree Olson slept with another really famous actor

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 8:14 PM

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Bree Olson was on a radio station in her hometown of Fort Wayne, Indiana, yesterday, and during the absolutely scintillating interview (audio clip here), she reveled that Charlie Sheen isn’t the only famous actor she’s had sex with. Not only was there someone else equally famous, but according to her he’s won multiple Academy Awards.

HOST: And was Charlie Sheen the only celebrity that you’ve ever dated?
BREE: Dated? Yes.
HOST: Hooked up with?
BREE: I mean, you know, yes, but, man, if it got back, it would just be, I’m not the kiss and tell kind of girl, I will say he’s gotten a few Oscars and he’s been in quite a few blockbusters, recent ones as well.

HOST: Is this like a private jet flying celebrity, or is this like a first class on a regular plane celebrity?
BREE: A private, private jet. I mean we’re talking nice jet. One of the nicest jets I’ve been on for sure.

At first I thought it might be Kevin Costner, because he has 2 Oscars and allegedly had sex with porn star Holly Sampson, but unless Bree reads the trades everyday and knows that Costner is in the new Superman movie and the new Quentin Tarantino movie, he hasn’t done anything recently. Same with Mel Gibson (who also has a thing for porn stars).

Assuming she means the guy won multiple awards for acting, there isn’t a real long list to chose from.  There’s Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Tom Hanks, Sean Penn, Robert De Niro, Gene Hackman, Kevin Spacey, and Denzel Washington.

When you look at it like that, there’s one obvious name that really jumps out. Tom Hanks. I think we all know it’s Tom Hanks.  The perv.

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Cameron Diaz is a beautiful woman

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 4:47 PM

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Cameron Diaz is on set with Colin Firth in London today to film ‘Gambit’, which IMDb describes like this…

Harry Dean’s plan to steal a painting from one of the world’s richest men is missing one final component — the participation of a beautiful woman to act as his gambit. In Nicole, he meets someone who appears to be the perfect candidate, but Harry himself becomes enraptured with her, causing his plan to take a series of wrong turns.

So, if I have this right, Colin Firth finds Cameron Diaz, who is so beautiful he knows Alan Rickman will fall in love with her, but the problem is she’s a little too beautiful, and Colin Firth can’t help but fall in love with her too.

Cameron Diaz.

She’s too beautiful.

The woman in this picture, which, and I cannot stress this part enough, has not been altered in any way. That’s what Cameron Diaz looks like. And I didn’t just selectively choose one. Here’s another. And another, and another, and another.

Not only is that what she looks like, but that’s her at red carpet events. In other words, at her very best, with professional hair and makeup. That’s the girl Hollywood keeps casting in movies to play a sexxxy piece of ass.

Are you god damn kidding me.

Suffice to say if I were making ‘Gambit, it would be about Firth finding a sacred relic that was kept under lock and key inside the Vatican for two thousand years and stabbing her with it.

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Vanessa Hudgens has really short hair now

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 3:11 PM

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I was hoping Vanessa Hudgens was wearing a wig on Thursday while filming ‘Gimmie Shelter’, but last night she was at some Neutrogena kids charity thing (this) and it’s probably too much to hope that she was wearing it then too.

So I guess she cut her hair, which was a terrible idea because girls ALWAYS look worse with short hair. It happens every single time, without exception. And for what, this movie probably sucks. I forgot to look it up but it appears to be some sort of Criss Angel bio.

SURPRISING UPDATE – ok, this is hard to believe, but I had to take the original headline picture down (you can still see it here). I don’t even want to tell you why. Short version: this post had pictures from two photo agencies. One is run by overly sensitive cunts. The other is run by professionals who don’t freak the fuck out when I’m “negative” about someones fucking haircut.

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Charlize Theron + Ryan Reynolds = TLF

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 1:53 PM

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As long as you ignore the fact that she appears to be leaving whereas he appears to be arriving, then you can join the rest of the internet and smugly nod because Charlize Theron and Ryan Reynolds were both at LAX yesterday within 15 minutes of each other (to be fair, despite what it looks like, the photo source does describe both as “arriving”). This is because they’re secretly dating. Allegedly. And now this. Coincidence? No, absolutely not, he’s fucking her. A lot. She can’t get enough. And she let’s him put it anywhere. ANYwhere. I mean how much more obvious do you want them to be.

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Ciara has disappointingly good reflexes

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 12:10 PM

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Ciara almost lost her top when she went swimming off Miami beach yesterday, and it’s times like this I wish I had a black friend because I could point at these and say, “Namsayin? Word bond,” or something like that, something I heard a rapper or a DB on ‘Hard Knocks’ say and then he would think I was cool. And then I could ask him where to buy that really good weed they always have.

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