In a poll apparently of my diary, Star magazine says that Jessica Simpson has the best boobs in Hollywood and Jessica Alba has the best butt.
And as an award winning Science person, I agree with Star that women should be ranked by the size of their breasts and tightness of their ass. To confirm their study, I stared at these pictures for 17 hours one day, and I have to agree with their conclusions. Does my devotion to science make me a hero? The greatest hero of all, some might say.
Johnny Depp says he was so intrigued by a book about homosexuality amongst pirates in the Caribbean in the 17th century, that he tried to incorporate some of those ideas into his character for the upcoming ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest’. After reading ‘Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition’, Depp said:
“I liked the idea of [Jack] being ambiguous. Because women were thought to be bad luck on ships. And these pirates would go out for years at a time. So, you know, there is a possibility that one thing might lead to another. You’re lonely. You have an extra ration of rum … ‘Cabin boy!’”
So, wait, Capt. Jack wasn’t gay before. Holy Christ! Even dudes at pride week would have told Depp to butch it up a little. If that was the straight version, the ambiguous one should be awesome, with snakeskin boots, a tiara and a little dog. And instead of going into battle with a Braveheart type “they can never take our freedom” speech, he can take off his long Joan Crawford gloves and say “get ‘em girls!”
</br
Source = New York Daily News
Top experts agree that pregnant chicks are creepy, and yet every now and then some major magazine decides to put a naked one on their cover. This stopped being shocking after Demi Moore did it 45 years ago, now it just comes off as desperate. Yeah, Britney, we get it, you like attention and doing interviews, mostly so you can complain about unwanted attention and having to do interviews. The black hair looked better for a while, but now, between the veil thingy and the pregnancy, she just looks like a Mexican prostitute.
</br
Click the banner pic for the high-res version of that one. If you’re into that sort of thing. Perv.
About six weeks ago, the rumor was that Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook were an item after hitting it off on the set of “Employee of the Month
Katie Cassidy – daughter of David Cassidy – has beaten out Jessica Simpson and Kristin Cavallari for the role of Lucy Ewing in the big screen version of ‘Dallas’. The movie will start production in October and star John Travolta as J.R. Ewing and Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen. Someone who thinks any of this is a good idea and will make money was not available for comment, due to the fact that they don’t exist.
</br
Source = TMZ.
update – When not looking like some tarted up hussy, this chick is actually kinda cute.
Mike Dougherty and Dan Harris, the two credited screenwriters for ‘Superman Returns’ have changed Superman
No one has been a more consistent fashion mess over the past few years than Mishca Barton, and a good sign that you have no idea how to get dressed is when you’re 99 percent naked and still have your clothing stand out. I haven’t bought as many bikinis as you might think, but I can’t imagine it’s very hard. Just get solid black or red. Maybe the American flag thing. But not … this. Bikinis are supposed to be sexy, but having something that looks like scissors directly in front of your vagina kind of sends mixed messages. And those strings on the side do nothing but accentuate her hips, maybe not the greatest idea in the world if you’re Mishca Barton. On the up side, she does her crunches and will apparently hang out with just about anyone. Even Sideshow Bob.
</br
</br
Star Jones announced today that this will be her last season on the morning talk show ‘the View’, putting an end to months of speculation that she was indeed on the way out. Star made this announcement on air:
“Something’s been on my heart for a little bit, and after much prayer and counsel I feel like this is the right time to tell you that the show is moving in another direction for its tenth season and I will not be returning as cohost next year.”
And even though that statement gave viewers the impressions she chose to leave, she immediately told People magazine something different:
“What you don’t know is that my contract was not renewed for the tenth season. I feel like I was fired.”
Umm, it kinda should feel like you were fired. I would go with that. Because you were. You had a job and now you don’t, and there are really only two ways that happens. For 8 years, picturing you shoving your tree trunks into those pant suits is like picturing shoving a baby into a uterus. Now you look like a bear, but either way everybody hated you. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess you were fired.
Source = People. And of course the Angelina Jolie banner picture has nothing to do with anything. I could have put up a Star Jones picture, but that
