the sexy miley lapdance pictures now has sexy video

By brendon May 11, 2010 @ 5:14 PM

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Late last year, pictures surfaced of Miley Cyrus grinding her teen ass into director Adam Shankman at a party in Hollywood. Even though Miley was underage it wasn’t a huge controversy because Shankman is gay, and teen girl ass means nothing to them. It’s almost as if she was testing him for gay and he scored a 100.

But now the non-controversy may become plus-controversy with the release of a video from the same party, one that shows Miley acting extremely sexual.

“The video was taken about seven months ago at a wrap party for The Last Song. The worst part is that there were little kids at the party and the dancing between Miley and Adam was so dirty that some of the parents actually left the party and took their kids home.”
The video shows Shankman on the dance floor with a drink in hand grinding up against Cyrus’ backside while she grinds back. At one point Cyrus turns around and seductively opens the top layer of her shirt, teasing Shankman with her flirty dance moves.
In a second clip to the video, Cyrus is seen giving Shankman a lap dance while children under the age of 10 sit less than five feet away watching the Hannah Montana star, and neither her mother Tish nor father Billy Ray were present at the party.

10 seems like a good age to see something like that. Those kids need to grow up. Life is not the Disney channel. Life is tough, but if you’re a hot girl, acting like a slut is a good way to get ahead. After that Miley brought out a unicorn and stabbed it to death.

lets all do what teri hatcher does

By brendon May 11, 2010 @ 3:04 PM

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Teri Hatcher is a 45-year-old monster who has been single with no real boyfriend for 7 years, and who is so malnourished and dependent on botox that she she looks like a necrophiliac’s date. Needless to say, I bet she has lots of good advice on dating and looking young and sexy. She should start a website or something where she shares those tips with the rest of us.

Oh hey good news…

Teri Hatcher wants to empower women of all ages by sharing advice, laughter and ideas. To do so, she has helped to create GetHatched.com, a Web site that presents “A Chick’s Guide to Life,” to help women live the life they want to live.
The “Desperate Housewives” leading lady feels “empowered” by being a chick. “I love the expression of chick because some people I guess think that that’s young, but I think of it as being reborn,” she defined. “Being a chick is being cool and wise and smart…”

Hahaha, that’s a great point Teri! And she really does have some keen insights. After all she was designed to serve humans and is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. Or is that C3PO. They’re both bony looking and their faces can’t move. It’s hard to tell which is which.

marisa miller needs to loosen up

By brendon May 11, 2010 @ 1:08 PM

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Marisa Miller was one of the big stars at the MGM Grands Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, though for some reason she never stripped down to a bikini. It’s disappointing but it makes sense. When you’re a bikini model you can’t exactly go to the pool or the beach and just hang out in a bikini. It’s your only marketable skill. If you also do it for free what’s the point. That’s why I think a good idea would be to follow her back to her room and then wait until you hear her turn on her shower and then call in a bomb threat so she has to run outside naked. But you have to be certain to dress up like a security guard and bang on her door and say, “Ma’am there’s no time to get dressed, we have to go right now.” The brilliance of the plan lies in its simplicity.

elisha cutbert is disapointing

By brendon May 11, 2010 @ 9:18 AM

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Elisha Cuthbert is in Hawaii this week, just like the last few times she’s been on Tyler. The difference being, this time she’s put on like five hundred pounds and looks like hell. Also she seems to be alone this time. That’s not coincidence. She’s probably only there because she dropped a slice of pizza last time, and it suddenly just occurred to her where she last saw it.

(source = splash news online)

kendras sex tape has more than one guy

By brendon May 10, 2010 @ 3:50 PM

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Another reason people think Kendra is behind the sale of her sex tape is the question of ownership. If two people are on a tape, who owns it? The guy or the girl? And since you can’t sell something you don’t own, if they’re partners, wouldn’t they have to agree to sell it? What if there’s more than one guy having sex with the girl? Does everyone who nailed her own part of the tape?

It would seem someone at Vivid knows the answer to that one, because they just looked it up last week. Radar says…

New documents uncovered show that not only were there multiple sex tapes, but  also multiple partners!
And while Kendra has threatened to sue if the tapes are released she has not returned requests for comment about her attempts to secretly sell the tapes and the company she formed in November, 2008 to do so.

This could be the first celebrity sex tape that requires a list of the cast, with credits at the end describing when they showed up in the movie. At this point, the only thing that would be a surprise is if some of the guys she banged were white.

audrina patridge in a bikini

By brendon May 10, 2010 @ 3:05 PM

Audrina Patridge celebrates her birthday at Liquid Pool at Aria

Audrina Patridge hosted a pool party for her 25th birthday at Liquid in Vegas over the weekend, and they’re surprisingly boring considering they feature a girl with a hot body mostly naked. I seriously could have just right-clicked the description of these pictures, and then printed that, and they wouldn’t be any better or worse.

(source = wire image)

heres that porn star mel gibson had an affair with

By brendon May 10, 2010 @ 1:30 PM

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To recap, Asa Akira is not the porn star from Poland who Mel Gibson allegedly had an affair with, but she’s way hotter than the porn star from Poland, and so I have a picture of Asa because I don’t appreciate the Polish girl trying to make my website all fug.

The real porn star is pictured below, 26-year-old Violet Kowal. She says she had a three month affair with Gibson (more), and that’s what led to his break up with the woman he got a divorce for, that Russian model named… something (note – no one can pronounce that bitches name anyway so I don’t see any point in me slowly typing it).

Point being, Violet showed up in Malibu yesterday. She stood on the cliff and looked thoughtfully at the sunset, then went for a solitary walk on the beach. The whole thing was bizarre. It looked like an ad for the University of Phoenix. One where the person wants to get on the fast track to success but doesn’t know how yet.

meg ryan is gettin me all hot

By brendon May 10, 2010 @ 11:46 AM

Meg Ryan Braless In New York (USA ONLY)

At some point a plastic surgeon put a duck bill on Meg Ryans face for some reason, I guess as a prank or something, and maybe that’s why she won’t get implants to firm up her tits so they don’t sag down parallel to her elbows. That’s understandable. But why no bra? She didn’t wear one yesterday in New York, and she does this all the time. It’s like she thinks they’re made of poison.

(close up here, though I’m not sure why you would want that.)