KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS AN IDIOT

I'm not saying that every theme party needs to be a shocking recreation of actual events, but I don't think it too much to ask that if you host a Disco 70’s party, that is to say a party where you and your friends dress up like they did in the 1970’s, as Kristin Cavallari... read more

DONT MESS WITH LOUISIANA COPS

Back in July, while Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were in Shreveport, LA to film "W", both men were arrested for their part in a bar room fight, although it was never really made clear what their part was. During the arrest the two men were tased and pepper sprayed,... read more

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 17

How can you not love Lily Allen? She’s actually a big music star, but she runs around naked constantly and is a complete pain in the ass. She's harmless of course, she's not gonna back over you with her car and then dump your corpse in a swamp, but she is the best when it... read more

YES YES YES PLEASE GOD YES

Paula Tries To Tell A GD StoryDespite this idea being sheer madness on every level, the National Enquirer says CBS is in secret (shhhh!) talks with Paula Abdul for her to do her own talk show. Be prepared to clinch your fists and hate life when you see how much she makes... read more

JIM AND JENNY ARE IN HAWAII

Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do. Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well. That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy. Not like me. I'm... read more

BEING JAMES BOND LOOKS LIKE FUN

Daniel Craig and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell spent New Years in St Barts, and holy crap that chick is ridiculously good looking. Kudos to Daniel, because she is way way out of his league. His features are downright simian, in fact from the neck up it's as if someone... read more

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JETT DIED FROM A BLOW TO THE HEAD

The autopsy of Jett Travolta was complete within the past hour, and although the complete findings may never be officially released, reports indicate the cause of death was a blow to the head. It is said he hit his head on a bathtub or toilet, but it is unclear whether he... read more

ANNALYNNE MCCORD IS ATTRACTIVE

"90210" and "Nip/Tuck" star AnnaLynne McCord hit up South Beach this weekend, and oddly enough I didn’t see any dudes with erections when I first opened these pictures. Needless to say I promptly took care of that. Although she does need to get implants, because I... read more

KATE MOSS IS A GOOD MOM

Let's see, smoking, drinking and fingering her crotch while she walks around tits out during a day at the beach with her kids? That settles it, Kate Moss is like a real life Mary Popins. [gallery ids="57871,57881,57891,57901,57911,57921,57931"] read more

LINDSAY AND SAM DO NOTHING BUT FIGHT

Lindsay Lohan and her bf Sam Ronson have been fighting nonstop for months now, but Saturday the New York Post said it has reached new levels as of late, with them having shouting matches in front of bums in dirty alleys and even Lindsay punching Sam right in her dick... read more

WELL HEY THERE SEXY

Angelina Jolie better hope her man doesn't see these, because not even he could help but day dream after seeing the way Amy Winehouse was rubbing her sexy titties on the beach in St Lucia this weekend (more from the Sun). And who can blame her? If you had a sexy body like... read more

JETT TRAVOLTA DIED TODAY

Jett Travolta, the 16-year-old son of John Travolta who has always been rumored to be autistic but never officially diagnosed, died today in the Bahamas. And not as in, "from laughter", I mean the real kind. TMZ says...Rand Memorial Hospital in the Bahamas tells TMZ the... read more

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