morning headlines

REGIS PHILBIN - quit his talk show because of money, and he thinks he can do better, despite the fact that he was making 20 million a year and is so old he has to be reanimated with jumper cables every morning. (tmz) JONATHAN KNIGHT - of New Kids On The Block was outed... read more

JWoww lost 20 pounds

JWoww has been famous for about two years now, and whenever you see her, one word comes to mind. Fatty. So thank god she finally got in the gym and did something about it. The Jersey Shore star sat down with Life & Style to share how she cleaned up her act, lost 20... read more

afternoon headlines

SKINS - is the new MTV drama, with a cast ranging from 15-19, where everyone gets drunk and has sex, and now some nerds are asking the government to open an investigation to determine if it's child pornography. I don't think it is, but I haven't fucked a 15 year old... read more

Helena Bonham Carter is heartbreaking

Helena Bonham Carter, my beloved Marla Singer, who used to look like this and even now can look like this when she tries, ran some errands around North London today, and seriously what in the hell. She looks like someone who would throw a handful of pee in your eyes... read more

Lindsay Lohan bribed Dawn Holland to change her story

Dawn Holland is the woman who worked at Betty Ford and accused Lindsay Lohan of assaulting her, but who followed that a few days later by saying things were fine, that she overreacted, and Lindsay should be left alone. That was weird, huh? That's a weird thing for... read more

morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It's probably a good thing he didn't know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun) AMERICAN IDOL - is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest... read more

Kim Kardashian > fat dumb hillbilly teen moms

Kim Kardashian went on her blog yesterday to post about the high school in Memphis that has had 90 teen pregnancies in the past year, and how it might relate to the MTV show Teen Mom, and said some fairly obvious things that shouldn't even need to be said, such as...... read more

Rihanna got another haircut

Rihanna was out in Hollywood last night with what popeater refers to as a "wig", but I don't know if they mean that literally or if that's just what todays young people are calling a hairstyle. Either way, what the fuck why. This is what you'd wear at Holloween if you... read more

Kim Kardashian has a racy new leaked picture

The New York Daily News says today that they have a private candid picture of Kim Kardashian, naked in bed with her new boyfriend, though to be honest that probably makes it sound hotter than it really is. Gatecrasher has secured a photo of (Kim) and her rumored BF, New... read more

morning headlines

SUPERBOWL XLV - will have at least 13 ads for movies, including what should be the first real footage from Super 8 and Capt. America. No word yet on what PuppyBowl VII will have ads for. Dog food? (variety) RACHEL WEISZ - is the choice for the female lead in the new... read more

at least Charlie Sheen can count on Jim Norton

If not for the out of control drug addiction, paranoia, violence and crime sprees, Charlie Sheen would be pretty cool. Or at least fun to hang out with. The trick is block out everything else and focus all your attention on the prostitutes and whores. Luckily that's what... read more

afternoon headlines

SELENA GOMEZ - is reportedly in a topless phone pic being shopped around, but her reps are denying that it's her. And yes that's the picture in question in the headline. I'm sure it's fake but it's hard to tell. I haven't seen Selena Gomez naked as many times as you... read more

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