Whose heels were higher: Cameron Diaz or Tom Cruise?

I guess the Daily Mail was the first to point this out, but Cameron Diaz is 5'9" and Tom Cruise is 5'7". And earlier this week she wore 4 inch heels to the Japanese premiere of 'Knight and Day'. And yet... Give Cruise credit though, because the lifts in his shoes and... read more

Rachel Bilson is so underrated

Rachel Bilson was in Paris last night for extra-fancy designer Roberto Cavallis 40th Anniversary Party and... god... she's just so pretty. She looks so pure and innocent and perfect, she's like an angel, I'm not even sure I could have sex with her. I would feel bad about... read more

Jenny McCarthy says she's horny, wants a sex tape

Jenny McCarthy did an interview with Billy Bush from Access Hollywood to promote her new book about sex, and her answers revealed quite a lot. But mostly that she's still annoying as hell. "Dispel a myth for men: Do women lust as much as men lust?" Billy asked "I've... read more

Paris Hiltons boyfriend ran over a paparazzi

Let's just go through TMZs bullshit summary point by point... It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood.  The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down. Tragedy... read more

Kate Gosselin needs a mirror, the internet

Kate Gosselin went jogging, or "yogging", it might be a soft "j", yesterday near her house in Pennsylvania or wherever the hell it is she lives, and it was a good reminder that we all need to know our limits in life. For example, when I was a kid I dreamed of being a... read more

Greg Giraldo has died

Greg Giraldo was such an uncommonly smart and funny comic, it was actually sort of depressing, in a "why can't I do that" sort of way. A graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law, he was best known for his stand-up, as a judge on 'Last Comic Standing', and for the... read more

Tom Cruise is a pro

Tom Cruise is in Prague today for the first day of filming on ‘Mission Impossible 4', which is surprising because yesterday he was in Tokyo for the Japanese premiere of ‘Knight and Day'. That flight has to be, like, 200 miles (I'm not good with numbers). Even if they... read more

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay would prefer rehab over jail

A few weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan had 90 days in rehab standing between her and freedom. "Fuck this," she said, and then promptly tricked the doctors into letting her go 68 days early. Then of course she did some more coke, and now rehab might be the only thing keeping her... read more

Laura Vandervoort is an awesome Supergirl

According to wikipedia, 'Smallville' is still on the air, and in fact began it's 10th season earlier this week. That seems hard to believe, but either way, the CW sent out some new pictures of Laura Vandervoort looking fantastic as Supergirl. She looks so good I wanna... read more

Emma Watson is a good classmate

Emma Watson is back in Rhode Island to begin her second year at Brown, and though her dykey hair cut is repulsive (it's Daniel Tosh with tits), I would still have sex with her because she's Hermione. How can you not bang Hermione? If we were in class together, I'd be all... read more

Tuesday night headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - has added Josh Holloway from 'Lost' to the cast as a member of Tom Cruises team. His characters specialty is on missions where being really really handsome helps in some way. (hollywood reporter) BRAD PITT - was always thought to be the only... read more

Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab. For the 6th time.

Officially Lindsay Lohan has been in 4 different drug rehabs (she checked into Wonderland on 1.17.07, Promises on 3.28.07, Cirque Lodge on 8.6.07, and UCLA on 8.2.10) but it's 5 if you count when she entered Pickford Lots on 6.15.10, just before appearing before a judge... read more