bar refaeli is historically important

These pictures of Bar Refaeli at last nights Vanity Fair party got me wondering where Jewish people rank her on lists of great Jews throughout history. Jews love organizing things, so I knew they would have plenty of lists like that, and I was right. But then things... read more

vanessa hudgens knows how to dress

Vanessa Hudgens wore one of her awesome backless dresses to the Vanity Fair party last night, and this one had a plunging neckline too. It showed twice the skin, making it twice as awesome. Her date Zac Efron (not pictured) could barely contain himself when he first saw... read more

the 82nd academy awards live blog (update)

(MONDAY MORNING UPDATE - now adding all the relevant video) 1:50pm - "live blogging" combines all the boredom of an awards show with all the tediousness of reading. Could someone please tell me why the hell I'm obligated to do this kind of thing. 3:41pm - How the hell... read more

or maybe it was christine hendricks

Christine Hendricks was one of the many big stars at Elton Johns party after the Academy Awards, and I should love her because she has red hair and huge tits and those are my favorite things ever, but for some reason I don't. It's not one thing. It's a bunch of things... read more

hilary swank was tonights big winner

Some people say Hilary Swank isn't sexy, and by "some people" I mean "straight men", but she wore one of the hottest dresses in a long time to the Vanity Fair party after the Academy Awards. And on top of that, she was even nice enough to wear a fancy necklace so you... read more

mel b looked fantastic

Melanie Brown went all out and looked really good for Eltons Johns Academy Award party, one of the three big parties held after the show. The other two are the Governors Ball and the Vanity Fair party. Of the three, I would guess Eltons has the best bathroom stall glory... read more

so what was the "kanye moment" all about?

The Academy Awards went almost exactly as expected last night, except for the part when the clearly humbled black guy was thanking everyone for his documentary award and then some loudmouthed bitch interrupted him saying he never lets a woman talk. She proceeded to run... read more

jessica simpson is dating ... someone.

Last weekend Jessica Simpson was seen at a Dane Cook show in Hollywood, causing people to wonder if they were maybe, um, "dating" again. Then yesterday People said this about Jess and ‘The Hurt Locker' star Jeremy Renner at a party in Beverly Hills... "Jeremy spent the... read more

sofia vergara was see-thru. apparently.

I guess I was so consumed by the sight of her amazing boobs that I never even considered that Sofia Vergaras dress from yesterday might have been see-thru. In my defense it's just barely see thru, and the only people who find that kind of thing are lonely nerds with... read more

bouncy bouncy

Everyone agrees that pregnant women are gross and creepy looking, so even though Kourtney Kardashian has always been the hottest Kardashian (she even makes out with other girls) when there was some kind of animal living inside of her and feeding off her as its host, her... read more

sean penn is whiny lying bitch

Sean Penn is throwing another hissy fit today because he pouts like a little girl if everyone doesn't kiss his ass 24 hours a day. The new temper tantrum is about his heroic efforts in Haiti. He says he went down there and was a benevolent angel of mercy, and if you dare... read more

friday morning headlines

MICHAEL J. FOX - will be given an honorary doctorate in Sweden because he's raised $175M to find new drugs to treat Parkinsons. Preferably drugs that don't need to be injected so he doesn't bleed to death before he can even see if it works. (the AP) ANGELINA JOLIE - had... read more