Paris Hilton is attacked

As a powerful Hollywood insider, I of course get all the press releases, including ones from groups like PETA. For some reason. And normally I would mumble god dam hippies and delete it, but this one was about them attacking Paris Hilton and pelting her with flour after a Julien Macdonald fashion show in London. Macdonald is famous for his use of fur, PETA is famous for assaulting people they disagree with. And now I...

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Bruce Willis is pissed

The Post says today that Bruce Willis has come to the defense of 'A Million Little Pieces' author James Frey - embattled lately for revelations that his memior wasn

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Ryan Seacrest with a girl

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest was out and about in Malibu yesterday with a girl - proving unequivocally that he's all-man, baby. Especially since the girl is February 2001 Playmate Lauren Michelle Hill. I guess I'm the only person in the world who doesn

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Split?

Life and Style get points for enthusiasm if nothing else as they go to newsstands today saying that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are ending their engagement even though Katie is reportedly seven months pregnant. Life and Style says the couple will announce nothing formally, they will continue to appear together in public, keeping up all outward appearances of a happy couple, but will live in separate bedrooms in Toms...

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Josh Lucas is smoooth

The New York Post said today that Josh Lucas - who you may remember from 'Sweet Home Alabama' and if you do, then also from your wish book, you fairy - was trying to step to Victoria Silvstedt at the Victoria's Secret pre-Valentine's Day party Saturday Night. He's also supposed to be desperately in love with Jessica Simpson, and was overheard awkwardly trying to get her number last week. Luckily this hippie didn't get...

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Marisa Miller is almost naked

It's only fitting that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue would hit newsstands on Valentines Day, since my beloved Marisa Miller makes her fifth appearance in the magazine and one millionth appearance in my heart. But much like when I modeled for those calendars as a hunky fireman, Marisa didn't start as a supermodel, with contracts to SI and Victorias Secret like she has now. Marisa began her career as a topless...

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'Brokeback Mountain' dolls. Finally!

What an age of wonders we live in. Finally the day has come where you can make gay cowboy dolls based on movie characters hump each other, because some genius on eBay is selling a handmade 'Brokeback Mountain' doll set, including dolls based on the Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall characters, 2 horses, a campfire, a dog, a tent, a liquor bottle and a tree. The dolls come with a hand painted background set and are...

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Tommy Lee is bloody

Michael over on D-Listed somehow got his hands on a picture of Tommy Lee after getting his ass popped by one of Eminems entourage. Story is that while in Detroit for the Superbowl last week, Lee was talking smack about Kid Rock for all to hear, and Eminen sent an ass-whoppin over to shut him up. Because Kid and Em are both from Detroit. And when you're from the streets of Detroit, you take care of yours. It was...

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Are McConaughey/Cruz expecting?

Is Penelope Cruz pregnant with the child of longtime boyfriend Matthew McConaughey? Actually, no, probably not. So you can skip on ahead. But it didn't stop UK paper News of the World from saying that Peneolpe was showing on the couples vacation to Mexico last week. Says the News: "Penelope Cruz is at the centre of pregnancy rumours after being photographed with an apparent baby bump. The sexy actress was snapped...

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Jake Gyllenhall is in love

Worst kept sex secrets in Hollywood: 1.Travolta is gay. 2.Kevin Spacey is gay. 3.Whitney is gay 3. Tom Cruise is not. 5.Jake Gyllenhaal is. And these pictures should help dissuade any doubters. Jake couldn't look any gayer unless he was in a sailor suit and covered in semen. And since his boyfriends pants are unzipped in picture 3, that was probably on the menu. Publicists and managers have crafted the whole...

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Janet Jackson is on hold

Page Six says that Janet Jackson has been given an order from Virgin Records, saying that they will not release her latest album until she looses weight. Says a source: "Janet had a really bad year. After the incident at the Super Bowl, it just went downhill. Her album 'Damita Jo' was a flop. Then her brother Michael had the child-molestation trial - it just wasn't good to her. This new album is supposed to be pretty...

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McGrath, Aguilera love strippers

AVN News says that after an informal survey of dancers at the world famous Scores strip club in New York, 'Sugar Ray' lead singer Mark McGrath is consistently voted by the strippers as the nicest and friendliest of celebrities and was singled out on top because of his tipping. Pamela Anderson is also said to tip well and is known for occasionally inviting girls back to her hotel room for an after party. Christina...

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Lindsay Lohan in Berlin

You probably shouldn't dress like a ghost when you're as pale as Lindsay Lohan, as she did over the weekend at Berlinale (the Berlin Film Festival) at a screening for 'A Prairie Home Companion', but a baggy dress will hide it if you just did a powder keg of coke and haven't eaten for 10 days. Probably coincidence. Lindsay does look pretty damn hot here, but she's so pale she almost looks blue. Which reminds me, how...

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Dannii Minogue is fun

I was really hoping to find the video before posting these pictures of Dannii Minogue - the sometimes singer/model/actress/but mostly sister of Kylie - as she got drunk and naked and damn near f-ed at the Puss N

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Clay Aiken likes it rough

John Paulus, the ex-Green Beret in the news this week after claims he had hot gay sex with Clay Aiken, was on the Howard Stern show on Thursday giving all the details you might imagine hot gay sex with an angry closet homo would include. Aiken denies any such tryst and still claims to be heterosexual, but Paulus says he has a towel with Aikens DNA and goes into detail about Clay and his alleged sexual tendencies,...

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