George Clooneys girlfriend is better in bikinis

George Clooneys girlfriend, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis, was in a bikini on a yacht in Cannes yesterday, and my favorite part was when she was crawling around on her hands and knees. Another sexy model did the same thing on Mel Gibsons yacht later in the day, but... read more

Lars von Trier isn't really a Nazi

This morning at Cannes, Danish director Lars von Trier had a press conference (which you can watch here) for his movie 'Melancholia', starring Kirsten Dunst. Now, if you don't know, von Trier is pretty goofy, and he'll say goofy shit in interviews because that's easier... read more

Tuesday headlines, with Fred Flintstone and Ciara

SETH MACFARLANE - will reboot 'the Flintstones' as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment, MacFarlane went and stood behind Matt Groening and then... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio is doing Blake Lively now

Leonardo DiCaprio (seen here whitely high-fiving a lazy Steven Spielberg) only officially broke up with supermodel Bar Refaeli last week, but the New York Post says he's already with 'Gossip Girl' star Blake Lively now, and that they've been walking around Cannes,... read more

a little somethin for the ladies...

If you think Mel Gibson looks like an insane old redneck during TV interviews, when he's not on a hotel balcony in a pair of unbuttoned jeans with his ass crack showing and his shirt off while smoking and laughing manically at his buddy who looks like a weed dealer and... read more

Angelina Jolie is awesome, part 2

If you're a dumb selfish whore like Lindsay Lohan, you blow guys you suspect might have coke. More to the point, you never even dream of doing anything selfless unless you just got out of jail and need good publicity. At that point you'd find some kids with dirt on them,... read more

Charlie Sheen borrowed $10M from Warner Bros. last year

Back in March it was reported that Charlie Sheen was essentially broke, which seemed impossible because, in 8 seasons, he filmed 177 episodes of 'Two And A Half Men'. The first year he made $160,000 a week. $3.84 million for the year. After that he was paid $850,000 for... read more

Arnold Shwarzenegger cheated, had a bastard child with a maid

It was surprising when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they were separating after 25 years of marriage, but luckily Arnold has a back-up familia already in place. The LA Times, who broke the story last night, says Arnold had a relationship with a... read more

its Katie Holmes in a, um, bikini?

Katie Holmes was in Miami today, teaching her daughter Suri how to swim at their hotels pool, and then, right in front of everyone, she paraded around like some tarted up whore. You could see her back and ankles and everything. Where are my stones! (image source = splash... read more

headlines, with a "belligerently drunk” Lindsay Lohan

LINDSAY LOHAN - was in a bar, "belligerently drunk" and "falling all over the place" after doing shots "all night" Saturday, then around 2am she grabbed the wrist of a girl trying to take her picture while a friend took the girls camera and dunked it in an ice bucket.... read more

Brad Pitt looks like this now

Brad Pitt (seen here showing us what a Jeff Bridges 'Miami Vice' movie could have looked like) is in Cannes today for the premiere of 'the Tree Of Life', which is getting mixed reviews. Unlike his hair and beard, which will be universally mocked. I never thought I'd see... read more

at least JWoww is kind of hot

'Jersey Shore' has only been in Florence for a few days, but JWoww didn't waste any time in going to the gym and showing off her tits and abs. After that she went tanning. Laundry was no doubt next. Unfortunately Snooki was there too and ruined any chance America had of... read more

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