Irina Shayk In GQ Russia

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What is it about a sexy woman laying on a bunch of new tires that is so damn enticing? Maybe it speaks to all the road adventures to be had, or just the raw sexuality of vulcanized rubber. I... READ MORE

Megan Fox Is April O’Neil On The Set Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Megan Fox and Will Arnett spent yesterday filming some scenes for the upcoming Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot in Manhattan, and it’s kind of sad that I almost forgot that Megan was still an actress. Remember when... READ MORE

Anthony Weiner Is Still Sorry About Being A Horny Pervert (VIDEO)

July 24, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Anthony Weiner had been enjoying a pretty solid political comeback in the New York City democratic primary race for mayor, despite the fact that he resigned from Congress in total humiliating shame back in 2011. The reason for that,... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes Almost Killed Her Dog

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On Monday night, troubled former actress and wig aficionado Amanda Bynes was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold by police in Thousand Oaks, California after she reportedly started a fire on a random elderly woman’s driveway. But, according to... READ MORE

The Royal Baby Already Looks Like a Royal Pain in the Ass

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody has to say it. I’m already sick of this kid and every middle aged woman who wants to steal him. Sure, Kate and William look perfect in their mixed and matched wardrobe consulted casual blue with their new... READ MORE

Rihanna Shows Boobs Off in Sweden

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The people of Sweden are very progressive. Much like the rest of Northern Europe. They teach the young ones about sex at a very early age. They give them lots of condoms and let them sculpt STDs in bio-degradable... READ MORE

The Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Has Been Found

July 24, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

America’s new favorite pageant, Brooklyn’s smallest penis contest, was held this weekend and a new champ was crowned. The contest was held at the Kings Country Bar in the hipster infested Bushwick neighborhood. I was going to go until... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Panties in London

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus keeps flashing body parts as if she’s trying to divert attention from her Maxim’s Hottest Girl in the Known Entire Universe punim. It’s definitely working. I’m looking at her black thong right now and she sure looks... READ MORE

Will the New Royal Baby Be Forced to Marry a Euro-Snaggletooth?

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know what sucks about being a future king of England? I mean, besides the complications arising from generations of inbreeding and having to eat lots of mayonnaise. You have to marry some royal girl from another Euro family... READ MORE

Mrs. Partridge Had No Trouble Cumming

July 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure when it become cool for old ladies to suddenly start talking like Howard Sten about their privates, but somebody really needs to stop this shit. Do I want to know that Shirley Jones and her Cassidy... READ MORE