Courtney Stodden Found Her True Calling (VIDEO)

September 2, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden is currently a cast member of the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, which is very interesting because she’s not a celebrity and she’s actually quite loathed in America. So I guess the plan was to trick British people... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Thinks That He Looks 28

September 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After of a brief period of semi-normalcy, during which Charlie Sheen seemed to be the most grounded and sane person in his life (at least compared to Brooke Mueller), the actor jumped back on the porn wagon by allowing... READ MORE

Ke$ha Doesn’t Look That Bad

September 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For a girl who usually looks like she woke up in a hot dumpster filled with fresh diapers, Ke$ha looked pretty damn good before her performance at the 1 Oak Nightclub in Las Vegas last night. Then again, there’s... READ MORE

Claire Danes Gets Plowed in New Homeland Season, What Does This Mean For Syria? (VIDEO)

September 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I love my grandparents for winning a World War and procreating, but I got stuck at their place this weekend which means endless hours of cable network news. I just can’t see one more bad CGI rendering of boats... READ MORE

Jamie-Lynn Siegler Pops Out Another Dykstra

August 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no reason to assume just because somebody’s dad is a total shitbag weasel drug addict without a conscience that he will be too. Or that he carries those defective genes. In fact, I’m counting on the fact that... READ MORE

Eminem Calls Khloe the Ugly Kardashian in New Single

August 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Talk about piling on. Just when Khloe Kardashian is pushed to the limit on her limited IQ saintly caring for her maybe or maybe not drug addicted husband, Eminem comes along and drops this verse in his new single,... READ MORE

Mrs. Ted Nugent Arrested For Taking Gun Into Airport

August 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ted Nugent’s wife Shemane, (yes, her name is fucking Shemane), was arrested after she brought a gun into an airport terminal in Dallas. Apparently, Mrs. Cat Scratch Fever forgot that you can’t take loaded weapons on or near an... READ MORE

Lamar Busted Trying to Escape Kardashian County

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

He might’ve been drinking or doing some other shit too. In general, not a good idea to be driving on the freeway under the speed limit in the middle of the night. Not when the Kardashians own that stretch... READ MORE

Juliana Ninin Takes Her Clothes Off

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was innocently Googling Brazil and the World Cup 2014 and a couple related keyword searches here and there and out pops this Brazilian model Juliana Ninin with her clothes coming off. I don’t think she plays soccer. If... READ MORE