Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car

Reese Witherspoon clings to life at a university hospital after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool. Wait. Wait, no. She was bumped by a car in a crosswalk. The incident occurred during a jog in Santa Monica, Calif., a rep for the... read more

'Toddlers and Tiaras' hits an exciting new low

'Toddlers and Tiaras' is often criticized for the way the pageants featured on the show sexualize children, but that shouldn't be an issue with tonights new episode starring a 3-year-old girl dressed up as a prostitute. Oh wait never mind. As it happens, it's not just... read more

Rachel Uchitel is glad her fiance died on 9/11

Long before she helped ruin Tiger Woods marriage, Rachel Uchitel was engaged to an investment banker who was killed during the attacks on 9/11. But don't feel too bad for her, because as she explains in a New York Post interview that comes out tomorrow, dead fiances... read more

Kate Gosselin is freaking out

If you don't know, 'Kate Plus 8' is a show about a mean self-centered lady has too many kids and then yells at them constantly. It was on for 6 years, and every single episode was about that. And as if there was any remaining doubt about what an unfit parent Kate... read more

Madonna is entitled to hate your measly gifts

As expected, Madonnas publicist has issued a statement about the video of Madonna being a mean ungrateful bitch after receiving some flowers from a fan. As not expected, her explanation is that Madonna has every right to think that you and your gifts are beneath... read more

Gwyneth Paltrow respects adulterers

Gwyneth Paltrow has been married to Chris Martin for seven years, but during a press junket for 'Contagion' she told the Daily Mail he shouldn't hold his breath in regards to that whole fidelity thing. "I am a great romantic…" Who else is surprised that she started this... read more

Katie Holmes is glamourous

Katie Holmes went for a workout in LA yesterday, and on one hand it's nice to see a famous actress who knows that the paparazzi photograph everything she does but doesn't care if she occasionally looks like a normal person. On the other hand, fuck that. Famous actresses... read more

Kendall Kardashian got spirit

The two youngest Kardashian sisters, Kylie and Kendall Jenner, are once again cheerleaders for their high schol in Pasadena, and now that football is back so are they. Unfortunately they're still skinny and average looking. Every single team at every level should choose... read more

Madonna loathes hydrangeas

While on a panel at the Venice Film Festival this weekend, some reporter gave Madonna some flowers as a gift. But since they were hydrangeas, which she "loathes", she rightfully put them on the floor and immediately made it clear what an asshole the reporter was for not... read more

Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars

Eddie Murphy has been named as the host the 84th Academy Awards, which will air on ABC on February 26. This is a huge improvement over last year but it would have been even better if it was Charlie Murphy. Then they could have done that clip/montage segment they always do... read more

Kate Winslet looked terrific in Venice

Kate Winslet helped open the 68th Venice Film Festival earlier today with the premiere of her dull sounding movie ‘Mildred Pierce', and as usual she looked classy yet fantastic. I especially love how her dress is a slightly different color around her boobs, as if I... read more

Kendall Jenner wants Justin Bieber. Sort of.

Now that Kim Kardashian is married and boring since she won't be doing any more whoring around, it's time for pimp family matriarch Kris Kardashian to cast aside that dead weight and start compromising the principles of the kids who can still make her some money. And... read more