Two years ago, Paris Hilton stood in front of cameras during a visit to Paradise Kids, an Australian charity that supports seriously ill children and their families, and pledged to organize a benefit concert in Los Angeles to help raise money. Shockingly, the charity is still waiting. Hilton made the pledge after filming ‘House of Wax’ in Australia in 2004, and at the time said:

“I’ll get a few friends together. I know the Backstreet Boys will help out for sure and I talked to Blu Cantrell last night. My grandmother died of cancer and I almost lost my cousin to leukemia. It’s just something very important to me. I love kids and I just feel it’s the right thing to do. It makes me feel good about myself and it helps other people.”

Efforts by Paradise Kids to reach Hilton have been ignored. It was hoped the money raised from Hilton’s concert would help complete an on-site hospice, but instead the charity has actually lost money because of Hiltons self serving claims. Three months after Hiltons promise, she told an Aussie magazine that the publicity she gave the charity boosted public awareness, which resulted in $500,000 in new donations. Paradise Kids co-founder Reverend Dr. Ian Mavor says that claim is not only false but has greatly damaged the group’s fundraising activities.

“The impact is people think we don’t need their help and we do.”

I guess the only faint silver lining here is that people get yet another glimpse into what a contemptuous, vile bitch Paris Hilton truly is, and the little kids with cancer are actually spared more trauma since her trampy ass won’t show up in a six inch skirt and they won’t be two inches away from something that smells like an open grave. That’s probably not the life empowering jubilee you might think it is.



Source = News.com. Thanks to Batesy for the link here, although

In an interview to be aired Thursday morning on the Today show, Britney Spears says her marriage to Kevin Federline is “awesome” but the unrelenting pressure and attention from the paparazzi and tabloids have made her life an “emotional wreck.” Britney also says reports that Kevin is living in the basement are not true. When asked about the pictures that show Britney driving with her infant son in her lap instead of safely secured in a baby seat, Britney said:

“I did it with my dad. I’d sit on his lap and I drive,” the Louisiana native said. “We’re country.”

It really would be awesome if people would stop mentioning that Britney is from Louisiana. As a native, it’s kind of annoying to be lumped in with this idiot. It’s kind of like being Hitler’s dog.



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The New York Daily News printed a story this weekend saying that Jessica Simpson and Jared Leto were “hanging all over each other” Tuesday night at Double 7 in SoHo, which I care about a lot less than I care the fact that my inamorata appears to have put on 20 pounds in a week. Of course, it’s kind of hard to tell with all her clothes on, when she’s not cupping her breast and telling me she has sensitive nipples, but that’s really not the kind of thing we talk about here.



Kate Beckinsales marriage to director Len Wiseman (who may now have the gig to direct ‘Die Hard 4′) is said to be in limbo these days after she moved out of the home they shared together in Brentwood and into a luxury apartment just two miles away. A spokesmen for Kate denies anything is wrong with the marriage, but a source says:

“They have barely seen each other in the past week even though they are living just ten minutes apart. Everybody is mystified but Kate seems happy.”

She probably should leave his dopey ass. He’s directed two movies so far and they’ve both been unwatchable. The only way I would watch ‘Underworld 2′ again is if it were projected onto Kate’s naked ass.



Source = the Sun UK

The good news is that if your fantasy has always been to see Lindsay Lohan in a see thru shirt and covered in fake blood, um, well, here it is. The bad new is that you’re probably not reading this online right now, but only think you are because the voices in your are getting louder. You fuckin lunatic.



Paris Hilton committed hit and run yesterday after she backed into a car, damaging both vehicles, then left without leaving contact information. Hit and run is a misdemeanor under California law, punishable by as much as six months in jail. TMZ says:

“It happened Thursday after a shopping spree in trendy Robertson Blvd in L.A. … After loading her shopping bags into the trunk of her Range Rover, Hilton says good-bye to (a friend) and starts to back out of the parking spot without her seat belt on — another violation of law. Hilton checks her mirrors and looks around, but apparently doesn’t notice the parked Honda Civic behind her and slams into the bumper, causing damage to both vehicles.”

It’s nice to see Paris relaxing for once, and not beating herself up for every little thing. Like damaging someone else’s car. Some people might say it would be poetic justice if someone damaged her car. They might wonder what would do the most damage. It is a bat? A lead pipe? I hope it’s a bat. Because all I have is a bat.



See the video on TMZ here.

Ex-smoker William H. Macy was eager to star in ‘Thank You For Smoking’ so he could vent his anger about the smoking laws in the United States. Macy believes that people shoud have the right to make their own decisions about smoking. Macy says:

“There are lots of people in this country who smoke and I think it’s getting crazy. The next thing you know, you’re going to have to leave the state of California to have a smoke. It’s totally crazy and I’m still unsure why the government is trying to legislate brains into us when anybody who smokes knows it’s stupid.”

It is pretty amazing to see how people using a legal product are treated in California. I’m surprised they’re even allowed to light the things. Next year smokers will just have to eat the cigarettes. And, seriously, how bad can smoking really be if it takes 40 years of continuous use to get a disease. I’m not saying it’s good for you, I’m just saying it’s probably less dangerous than wrestling polar bears or sleeping in a guillotine.

Source = Contact Music

TMZ has video today of big Hollywood stars and how they act when approached by the less fortunate. The most impressive video is of actor Jon Gries (Uncle Rico in ‘Napoleon Dynamite’), who invites a homeless guy to eat lunch with him and his date. George Lopez hands out a hundred but still manages to look like an ass by making a big production out of it and working in a plug for his show. With a homeless guy. But at least he didn’t steal a pack of smokes from him. Like Mike Tyson does. TMZ labels Stavros Niarchos as “the biggest scrooge”, recounting the time when Stavors, who inherited all his money from his billionaire father, offered a homeless man $100 to dump a soda on himself. The man did, and Stavros and his buddies had a good laugh about it. Looking only slightly better is Jake Gyllenhaal, who hands 1 dollar to a guy in a wheelchair and gives the impression he only did that because he was on camera. Maybe the guy should have set up a kissing booth. Jake would have emptied his load. Wait, no, I mean wallet. No, wait, load. I was right the first time.

Source = TMZ