Sienna Miller is in Barbados with her mom today, and the pictures of them holding hands on the beach at sunset either capture a surprisingly sweet moment of someone you don’t hear many flattering stories about, or prove once and for all Sienna will try to seduce and fuck anyone as long as they’re married.
‘Kick Ass’, directed by the great Matthew Vaughn, has a new red band trailer focusing on Hit-Girl, a 12-year-old superhero who fights crime by shooting bad guys in the face or chopping off their legs. She’s just slightly more hardcore than I was at 12, when my 2 coolest qualities were a 9:30 bedtime and a 3D horse poster.
(NOTE – this video is violent and has incredibly NSFW language)
One of the most famous things Jimmy Fallon ever did on SNL was the ‘I Wish It Was Christmas Today’ sketch with Horatio Sanz, Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan. Fallon has of course moved on to replace Conan at 11:30, and now he can do the same kind of thing but with the Roots for a band and Julian Casablancas of the Strokes on lead vocals. And so last night that’s what he did. It probably makes a lot more sense if you’re high. So go get stoned and watch this again. Awesome now, right?
(PROBABLY ILLEGAL FOR SOME QUEER REASON UPDATE – download an mp3 version of the song here)
Dr. Cyril Wecht is just about as famous a forensic pathologist can get. He’s the Lebron James of pathologists, the only difference being the quality of pussy I assume they get.
Although not directly involved with the Brittany Murphy case, he told CBS News today there’s little doubt in his mind about what killed her, despite the early reports claiming she died of natural causes.
“When you have a 32-year-old person dying suddenly … you can place your bet down that it’s going prove to be a case of acute combined drug toxicity.
I guarantee you that, if the pathologists at the Los Angeles coroner’s office had found something dramatic, like a heart attack, like a stroke, or like something of a definitive nature, would you have heard about it. The fact that they say that they’re going wait for toxicology tests and it will take a couple of months, you can be sure that this is going to prove to be a case of acute combined drug toxicity.”
Toxi City would be a good name for a rave club or something. Which reminded me of Brittanys song with Paul Oakenfold. It’s actually really good if you like that kind of music. So it’s okay if you do. You don’t have to act tough to impress me. I love you no matter what.
Yesterday Brittany Murphys husband made it clear that she didn’t have an eating disorder and her mysterious death was certainly not because of any sort of drug overdose. Apparently there’s no reason in the world to think she took a shocking number of strong prescription meds. Well except for this.
A shocking number of strong prescription meds were found on Brittany Murphy’s bedroom nightstand after her sudden Dec. 20 death, according to notes from an investigator with the Los Angeles coroner’s office.
…the medications included Topamax (anti-seizure meds also to prevent migraines), Methylprednisolone (anti-inflammatory), Fluoxetine (depression med), Klonopin (anxiety med), Carbamazepine (treats Diabetic symptoms and is also a bipolar med), Ativan (anxiety med), Vicoprofen (pain reliever), Propranolol (hypertension, used to prevent heart attacks), Biaxin (antibiotic), Hydrocodone (pain med).
When you’re a hard-ass brotha raised on the streets like me, you know that Topamax is used by fancy white folks for weight loss and pain, Methylprednisolone is a steroid used for weight loss, Fluoxetine is the technical name for Prozac, Klonopin is a muscle relaxant used to amplify the high of other drugs, Carbamazepine is used with alcohol for a sense of euphoria, Ativan (aka Lorazepam) is a powerful sedative and muscle relaxant, Vicoprofen is ibuprofen combined with hydrocodone, Propranolol is used for anxiety and was the subject of a 60 Minutes report about people taking it to erase the memory of traumatic events like – ahem – RAPE, and Hydrocodone is a pain killer, “considered to be morphine-like in all respects”.
In other words, she had a mountain of drugs that coincidentally have a long and well known history of recreational abuse. Being blatantly lied to like this is a real slap in the face. And even worse slap in the face is an actual slap in the face, which is what I hope someone does to this dumb tubby fuck.
WILL FERREL – appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news)
AVATAR – finished the weekend with an opening gross of $77M in the US and $165M overseas for a weekend total of $242M, exceeding expectations thanks to positive reviews and word of mouth. Also getting rave reviews is the guacamole I made for tonight’s party. (variety)
CARRIE UNDERWOOD – is engaged to Mike Fisher of the NHLs Ottawa Senators. The pair are a dream come true for black comedians who like to talk about how white people dance at weddings. (us magazine)
TARA REID – Is in this months Playboy of course and her full shoot is up on their website, but two more leaked pics start here. Did the photographer have intimacy issues? Is he shy or something? Move closer you jackass. (playboy cyber club)