Taylor Swift Only Dates So She Can Write Shitty Songs for Money

August 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift admitted what we’ve long suspected that she only dates the guys she dates in order to write shitty songs about the break-up. Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and countless others have all been the subjects of... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Out In New York

August 7, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coming off the high of successfully hiding much of her rehab fat on Chelsea Lately last night, Lindsay Lohan was out in New York City, looking like ninety-four days of sobriety fake happy. Lindsay was scheduled to head off... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Starting a Baby Clothing Line

August 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While some people see births and marriages and divorces and death as stressful life cycle events, the Kardashians see these are money making opportunities. No sooner has Kim delivered her bastard baby that she’s announced plans to get together... READ MORE

Victoria Silvstedt In A Bikini

August 7, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bikini, sunscreen, lube. That’s the Jeopardy answer for what are the contents of Victoria Silvstedt’s work bag. It’s easy to ridicule Victoria Silvstedt, it’s much harder to get her gig. Photo Credit: AKM-GSI READ MORE

Karen Elson Takes Out A Restraining Order On Ex-Husband Jack White

August 7, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I knew shit was up when Jack White agreed to have a divorce party with Karen Elson when they called it quits two years ago. There’s no single sign of shit boiling below the surface than an amicable breakup.... READ MORE

Chris Rock Gave Porn To Dying Kid (VIDEO)

August 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Rock says he once snuck the Pam Anderson sex tape into the hands of a dying kid. Yes. Rock was on Jerry Seinfeld’s webseries Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee when he told Jerry how he helped a young... READ MORE

Penelope Cruz Directs Irina Shayk in a Lingerie Commercial (VIDEO)

August 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure why Penelope Cruz wrote and directed a long form lingerie commercial for Agent Provocateur lingerie. Maybe she’s had a panties and garter story beating inside her chest for years that just had to come out. Or,... READ MORE

Rihanna Is a Patriot

August 6, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna never shies from pride in her small island nation of Barbados, noted for its tourism and mob friendly offshore banking. A couple times a year Rihanna dons the local festival costumery, gets loaded, and flashes her tits and... READ MORE

Lauren Silverman Leaves K-Mart With Her Sister

August 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I feel pretty sorry for Lauren Silverman’s grade school kid. He didn’t do nothing to nobody, now he’s got a half-brother coming by way of Simon Cowell who knocked up his mom who his dad is divorcing the shit... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Is Living With Two Porn Stars Again

August 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The last time that Anger Management star Charlie Sheen lived with multiple porn stars, he was fired from his hit TV show before taking his ridiculous personal meltdown on an American comedy tour so people could laugh at him... READ MORE