Olivia Wilde is attractive

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 5:58 PM


Olivia Wilde wore this sexy backless dress at the LA premiere of “In Time” last night in LA, and yeah, you read that headline right. I said she’s attractive. It’s bold, contrarian opinions like this that have made Tyler the website that all of Americas is talking about.

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Kim Kardashian understands relationships

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 4:17 PM


If there’s one thing Kim Kardashian knows about relationships, it’s that getting married will make all your problems disappear like magic, practically overnight. As a friend told Star about the problems between her and her brand new husband Kris Humphries…

“Her friends saw the red flags early on in their relationship, but Kim thought that when they were married all their problems would disappear. Kim is finally starting to see just how two-faced Kris really is. He plays up the loving husband act for the cameras, but in reality he’s moody and distant.”

Okay so its one thing if Kim really was this naive and/or dumb about relationships, but that still doesn’t explain why she and her sister are dressed like they were just guests on Johnny Carson.

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Ashton Kutcher posted a video

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 2:17 PM

Ashton Kutcher posted a video today on his chime.in page because he said he wanted to open a little dialogue about honesty and the status of truth in literature. And if by “dialougue” he meant for me to call him an idiot, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Is the video pretentious and self-serving? You know it is brother! Because all he really does is imply that the tabloids are all lying about him cheating on his wife by mumbling and completely misrepresenting an essay by this guy, whose name Ashton pronounces as “Yoda”.

In Ashtons defense that is a bad ass name for a philosopher. I’m instantly inclined to believe anything told to me by someone named Yoda.

Bridget Marquardt is a good model

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 11:47 AM


Bridget Marquardt from ‘Girls Next Door’ has a new line of Halloween costumes, but for some reason there are only pictures of these outfits made for everyday wear. There must have been some kind of mix up.

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Dina Lohan is ready to sell out Lindsay

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 10:39 AM


Dina Lohan is reportedly shopping a tell all book about Lindsay to explain how things went so wrong, and you’ll be shocked to hear that a Lohan is taking no responsibility whatsoever and this is all someone else’s fault. A few excerpts…

“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.  Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
“How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime?  How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress?  So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”

Well just because sending the 16-year-old daughter of two addicts to live in Hollywood with no supervision and unlimited money didn’t work out this time, I don’t think that makes it a bad idea, I think we can all agree on that. Lindsay is the exception to the rule.

is Kim Kardashians marriage already over

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 8:42 PM


Page Six, the Daily Mail, and Life and Style all say that Kim Kardashians eight week marriage to whatshisname is already in trouble. So there you have it.

- “Kim’s mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn’t a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don’t include Kris very much. That’s not a good sign.”
- “I don’t know when they’ll announce the split or why they got married in the first place but they are done.”

And now here are pictures of that guy without his wedding ring on. But why would they be having problems so soon? It’s certainly not because he doesn’t have any douchey hats, I can tell you that.

god I hate you, Katherine Heigl

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 6:15 PM


It’s hard to know if Katherine Heigl is at one of those pumps that doesn’t have a trigger lock or if she’s such an egomaniac that she’s just standing there all dressed up so she could get her picture taken.

Actually on second thought it’s probably not.

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6 minutes of Dark Knight Rising in front of MI4

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 3:48 PM


Warner Brothers will attach a 6-minute clip of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ in front of all IMAX versions of ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ when it opens in IMAX theaters on December 16th (it opens on regular screens 5 days later), similar to the way they showed the entire opening bank robbery scene of ‘The Dark Knight’ as a trailer of sorts in front of ‘I Am Legend’. There’s no word what the footage will show, but it will almost definitely be enough to make me wish I was rather watching that than MI4.

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