What a nice surprise

Sofia Milos from "CSI: Miami" is in Ischia, Italy, today for some film festival, and I've seen her in pictures a hundred times but never thought she looked like this underneath. It's nice to see someone else in Hollywood like this. You can't be one-dimensional. I could... read more

The kids want to live with Janet

I think it would be thrilling to grow up in a house with Katherine and Joe Jackson. Because you never know when Joe might punch you in the face or sodomize you. It would make bedtime more exciting! Despite all that, OK magazine says today that Michael Jackson's kids... read more

He was murdered! Or something!

Last week Radar Online reported that the LAPD were not prepared to rule out homicide as the cause of Michael Jacksons death. Now TMZ adds, "because it was maybe homicide". ...the LAPD is already treating Michael Jackson's death as a homicide, and they are focusing on Dr.... read more

Lady GaGa is sort of an idiot

When Charlize Theron guest-starred on "Arrested Development" for 5 episodes, her character had this real quirky fashion style that everyone overlooked because she was so free-spirited. But then it turns out she wasn't quirky and free-spirited, and was, in fact, retarded.... read more

Christian Bale is doing great

Christian Bale lost 63 pounds for his role in the 2004 movie "the Machinist", then gained 75 in just a few months for "Batman Begins". Now he's being all actor-y again and shedding weight for his role as a boxer who gets addicted to hugs drugs in "the Fighter". This guy... read more

Guess who drove away Tony Romo

Whenever a thousand different people all say the same thing about one particular person, it's probably because they've all conspired against him and are making up a bunch of crazy stories. Like all the ones you hear about Joe Simpson interfering with Jessica and driving... read more

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Debbie Rowe just made 4m (update)

Debbie Rowe, the, um, mother(?) for Michael Jackson's two oldest kids has agreed to not seek custody. In exchange she has been assured that legal safeguards will be put in place to ensure the kids are raised in a safe and healthy environment. I'm lying of course. She got... read more

Brendan Fraser has still got it

Fame Pictures has these pictures of hunky actor Brendan Fraser in LA today, and the caption reads: "Brendan Fraser shows off quite a large belly as he walks around town on July 13, 2009." Then in the second to last picture, they thankfully put a big red circle around his... read more

Angelina Jolie is awesome

One time that dipshit who plays the lead moron on that piece-of-shit show "Entourage" made sure the paparazzi were ready with their cameras before he gave a quarter to a homeless guy (link). In an unrelated story, Angelina Jolie made a trip to the Walter Reed Military... read more

Pay attention Katy Perry

These pictures of Monica Cruz (sister of Penelope Cruz) on a beach in Ibiza today looked hotter when they were thumbnails, but she still looks better than Katy Perry so there you go. Latin chicks are always tan and they have gorgeous long hair, but they're all nuts. It's... read more

Katy Perry really sucks

Katy Perry was somewhere yesterday. In Europe. I don't know where. Let's just say France. Katy Perry was in France yesterday, and she hung out for a while at her hotels pool in this boring Old Navy bathing suit and at no point did she do anything good. Instead of putting... read more

Bruno opened huge

I don't know if you've heard anything about this "Bruno" movie, but it opens today. Following a tireless promotional tour and very good early reviews, (70 percent on rottentomatoes, Roger Ebert said, "Here is a film that is 82 minutes long and doesn't contain 30 boring... read more

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