By brendon January 09, 2012 @ 12:54 PM
Leann Rimes was holding someones baby outside a mens room on the beach in Hawaii yesterday, which would be cute except that she’s already stolen one family. So let’s go ahead and label number 6 as that babies last known photo.
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By brendon January 09, 2012 @ 11:47 AM
Maria Shriver is always saying she loves kids, but then Arnold Schwarzenegger went and had one with the housekeeper and suddenly she changed her mind. Typical woman. But this weekend she was wearing a ring that is reportedly her wedding ring, just like Arnold was last week, so maybe this means she’s ready to take him back. And she should. He’s suffered more than enough. It’s not like she’s some treat.
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By brendon January 09, 2012 @ 10:05 AM
Carrie Fisher was courtside for a Lakers game at Staples last night, and she might actually look ok for her age (55) if she hadn’t smeared more blue on her face than William Wallace and put her lipstick on with less care than someone writing I LOVE COCK on a drunk friends forehead.
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By brendon January 09, 2012 @ 9:12 AM
Beyonce didn’t look like she was 2 days away from giving birth when these pictures were taken Thursday (ahem) but apparently she was, because she and Jay Z had a baby girl Saturday night that they named Blue Ivy. Which is no dumber than any other celebrity name as long as she doesn’t ever date a guy named Ivy.
(source = inf and e!)
By brendon January 06, 2012 @ 6:48 PM
Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough spent another day in St. Barts, diving off the front of their enormous yacht and jumping waves on a see-doo. And the sea-doo was made of gold, with pink diamonds for buttons, and then they rode around on a pegasus who was also made of gold.
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By brendon January 06, 2012 @ 5:23 PM
We’ve all seen Lady Gagas breasts before, and they’re actually great, but wouldn’t it be better if we could see her breasts after someone glued steampunk-looking robot parts to her?
No, as it turns out. But the January issue of French Vogue went ahead and did that anyway.
(direct link to the NSFW pic here)
By brendon January 06, 2012 @ 5:07 PM
Lindsay Lohan spent almost a year telling everyone she was going to play porn icon Linda Lovelace in a movie, but Lindsay is a screwup of course and that never happened. So now Amanda Seyfried is playing Lovelace, and here she is on set yesterday. So the five years Lindsay spent in rehearsal by getting high and blowing guys was all for nothing.
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By brendon January 06, 2012 @ 4:12 PM
Kanye West announced on Wednesday that he’s in discussions to become the creative director of a movie based on ‘the Jetsons’. Now, granted, there’s no such thing as “creative director of a movie”, and there is no movie being made about ‘the Jetsons’, but he has told Warner Brothers that he’s ready to take charge as soon as those things exist.
The producer who owns the film rights told Vulture…
“The last two years I had various forms of communication from the studio that (Kanye) had this real love and interest in The Jetsons as an artist. My response was always, ‘Well, that’s great. We’ll let him know when we have a screenplay.’ I was thinking he was interested in it on a musical level, but apparently he’s deeply interested in art and architecture and wanted to be involved.”
If Kanyes idea of art and architecture is a cartoon about the future from 1962, it’s safe to assume he’s an idiot. His idea of archeology must be ‘the Flintstones’. Seeing a cavewoman use a baby mammoth for a vacuum cleaner must have blown his fucking mind.