Lindsay Lohan tried to upstage Kim Kardashian

By brendon August 22, 2011 @ 5:41 PM


The rule is that it’s rude for a female guest to wear white to a wedding, the only possible exception being if the outfit won’t take away from the bride by being too sexy and as long as it doesn’t look anything even remotely like a wedding dress. Needless to say, Lindsay Lohan went to Kim Kardashians wedding in a white dress that from the back and side looked like a wedding dress but with the front cut real low to show off her tits.

So take that, Kim Kardashian! That’s what you get for inviting Lindsay somewhere! What made you think she might follow the laws of etiquette any more than she does the ones of society.

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Brad Pitt is getting better taste

By brendon August 22, 2011 @ 4:30 PM


For about a month now tabloids have been trying to make something of the fact that Brad Pitts assistant on the set of ‘World War Z’ is a sorta hot brunette named Lara Marsden. Now they’ve even found her myspace (thanks for making it impossible to delete your fucking myspace, btw) and posted a bunch of pictures of her in a bikini and making coffee in her underwear. Which is all the proof I need that Pitt and Marsden are having an affair. He’s in love with her, and she’s probably pregnant and they’re gonna get married. What are you, blind.

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Megan Fox went swimming

By brendon August 22, 2011 @ 2:18 PM


Megan Fox went on her facebook this weekend and posted a picture of her, Jason Segal and whoever the hell Chris O’Dowd is in a pool on the set of ‘This Is 40′, a movie directed by Judd Apatow starring Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann who play the same characters they played in ‘Knocked Up’.

I’ll never understand why people make fun of Megan Fox yet Kristen Stewart somehow gets a pass. Despite what some internet dorks say, Megan is a better than average actress, whereas Kristens stupid face is so expressionless and blank you could play racquetball against it.

Lil Wayne fell skateboarding and got 9 stitches

By brendon August 22, 2011 @ 1:10 PM


Lil Wayne had a concert in St. Louis last night, and like most rap stars covered in dreds and tatts, after the show he went to a skate park.

Wait, what?

“The Lou was good but I busted my fuggin head at the sk8park! 9stitches! Gnarly gash over my left eye! Luv the people.”

That was on his twitter about 4 hours ago. Earlier this month, he was at the Skatepark of Tampa until about 5am after a concert, so I guess he does this kind of thing a lot. Which kind of makes sense because rappers and skaters both really love weed. You’d think they’d be best friends. That blunt is color blind, my brothers.

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Oohh. Its Kim Kardashian wedding video.

By brendon August 22, 2011 @ 12:07 PM

So, as you may know, Kim Kardashian got married on Saturday, and she did it in the most media-whorish way possible, with literally every facet of it sold off to endorsements or tabloids. And of course the wedding itself was all staged to be fodder for her TV show on E!, who has some breaking news…

E! News has obtained exclusive footage from Kim’s big day, from the bride walking down the aisle on stepdad Bruce Jenner’s arm to Kim and Kris Humphries holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes at the altar.
Check out the packed house, the flowers, the black and white decor, the bridal party and Kim’s stunning Vera Wang gown!

Oh, did you really? Did you really obtain some exclusive footage? However did you manage such a scoop? And no I will not check out the packed house, the flowers and Kims stunning Vera Wang gown. You’re not the boss of me, fuck off.

SLIGHTLY LESS ANNOYING UPDATE: ripped a copy of the video to avoid the ad with auto sound e! had attached to theirs.

Reese Witherspoon went surfing. More or less.

By brendon August 22, 2011 @ 11:06 AM


Reese Witherspoons well earned vacation (that was sarcasm by the way) in Kauai continued this weekend when she went surfing with her kids. At least I guess this is still called surfing. Does it have another name when there’s no waves and you’re in 6 inches of water? It’s more like skateboarding, except your skateboard is the size of a sheds roof, and it has one wheel. Oh Reese, be careful! Many popular magazines tell me that you’re Americas Sweetheart for some reason!

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Tara Reid is on top of the world

By brendon August 19, 2011 @ 3:54 PM


Tara Reid wobbled onto a stage outside just outside of London last night for her debut on the new season of ‘Celebrity Big Brother’. So from her emotional breakdown when she eventually realizes she’s locked in to when she snaps and builds a flamethrower because she thinks the other contestants are spiders trying to kill her, the UK will get to see it all.

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Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull for defamation

By brendon August 19, 2011 @ 3:27 PM


Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for–brace yourself–defamation of character, because of a line in the song ‘Give Me Everything’ which says…

“Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”

Lindsay feels this is slanderous because, other than being in jail 5 times, in a court ordered rehab facility twice, and spending 32 days under house arrest, she’s never been “locked up”. And so she’s suing.

“…the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.”
“(Lohan), a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.”
Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song “causes (her) to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.”

I think the bigger problem might be that Lindsay has been in court 11 times in the past 14 months. So really she should sue the district attorney for always freaking out every time she kidnaps someone or steals a necklace or gets high. They’re really making her look bad.

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