Brooklyn Decker won the Country Music Awards

By brendon April 04, 2011 @ 12:47 PM

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She looks way better when she wears a bikini or something see through so we can see her tits, but Brooklyn Decker still looked tremendous at last nights Academy of Country Music Awards in Vegas.

“This is dumb, why was she there, what does Brooklyn Decker have to do with country music,” asked one guy who was missing the point.

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Snooki was genuinely amazing at Wrestlemania 27

By brendon April 04, 2011 @ 11:41 AM

Snooki is roughly the size and shape (and color) of a basketball, so she should be good at rolling, but I was still genuinely shocked last night when she launched into a cartwheel-body splash onto Michelle McCool, getting the pin for her team to win their six way, inter-gender grudge match at Wrestlemania XXVII. Never in a million years would I have guessed she was athletic enough to pull that off. I couldn’t be any more amazed unless she proved she could read.

Denise Richards in a bikini > Charlie Sheen

By brendon April 04, 2011 @ 10:47 AM


While her ex husband Charlie Sheen was on stage this weekend reminding everyone that a little of that jackass goes a long way, Denise Richards was on the beach in the Bahamas reminding everyone how hot she can still look. I wish more ex wives and girlfriends would get revenge like this, by taking sexy bikini pictures, instead of telling their friends stories about erectile dysfunction and laughing, like mine do.

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Charlie Sheen is getting booed off stage

By brendon April 04, 2011 @ 10:15 AM


If having an old burned out drunk get on stage and ramble incoherently sounds like a dynamite night of entertainment, then you’re sure to love the “Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” tour, which stated this weekend in Detroit when he got booed off the stage. People says…

The people who packed the Fox Theatre in Detroit on Saturday night for Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth booed as the actor launched into a series of nonsensical rants from behind a podium.
In fact, his rants were so nonsensical that even Sheen seemed confused, and he stopped right in the middle of his speech, saying, “Is anybody as confused by this s–– as I am?”

His second show was last night in Chicago, and the good news is it didn’t suck as bad.

Though by no means an overwhelming success, the performance was quite a turnaround from the kickoff show in the Motor City, which critics widely panned and the crowd met with boos, shouts of “refund” and mass walk-outs.
It was a loud and raucous show throughout, with fans screaming questions, compliments and insults, including “You suck!” and “Shut it!”

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that an old man repeating already annoying catch phrases, telling aimless stories and complaining won’t be the money making extravaganza they had in mind.

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Lindsay Lohan totally assaulted that woman in rehab

By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 5:12 PM

Earlier this week the Riverside County D.A. decided not to press charges against Lindsay Lohan for the incident at the Betty Ford Center on December 12th, when she allegedly assaulted a staff member, which is absolutely fucking astounding considering the newly released 911 call from that night.

The staff member, Dawn Holland, tells the deputy that Lindsay and her two roommates used a chair to jump the back wall of their off-campus house, then were caught sneaking back in. When confronted, one of the other two girls blew a .10 on the breathalyzer, the other admitted to drinking.

Lindsay refused to take the test and can immediately be heard on the 911 tape, at the :12 second mark, telling one of the girls, “don’t go with her”. In other words, don’t go with Holland to tell her what happened.

At the :32 second mark, Holland gets on the phone with the deputy and as she tries to talk, there’s some kind of physical altercation, during which someone says what might be, “you fucking cunt”. After that Holland immediately says, “You’re discharging Kelly”. Someone, presumably Kelly, replies, “I didn’t do anything”, and Holland corrects herself and says, “I mean, no, Lindsay.” When Holland says she’s going to file charges against Lindsay, she replies, “what do you want, money?” (Holland would later say this altercation was the moment when Lindsay tried to grab the phone out of her hand, spraining her wrist.)

There’s simply no way to hear this and not come away thinking that Lindsay absolutely hit this woman, just as she claimed, because she had broken curfew and went to a bar while in rehab. I mean I guess you can but it means you’re an idiot.

Candice Swanepoel could get fired for being too hot

By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 3:44 PM


Candice Swanepoel (the blond in the middle in the picture above) has always been skinny but for some reason people (presumably fat and/or gay ones) started to freak out yesterday when they saw her at the Victorias Secret swimwear launch. E! says…

It was markedly apparent on Wednesday, when the once curvy South African hottie revealed her newly skeletal frame at an L.A. fashion shoot at the Mondrian Hotel wearing tiger print bottoms and a black bra.
Just two months ago, a much healthier Swanepoel posed as the face of the lingerie house’s Valentine’s Day campaign. Her weight loss since has been dramatic.
And now, a fashion insider close to the Victoria’s Secret models tells us that Swanepoel’s future with the company is in jeopardy.

I don’t mean to overreact but E! is a god damn liar and I hope they die. Here she is at that Valentines Day event two months ago, when she was “curvy” and “much healthier”. Oohh, what a transformation. Here (and here and here) she is in the VS catalog for that same Valentines campaign. How voluptuous! Here she is at a VS event in April of last year. Here she is at the VS fashion show in November of 2009.

Point being Candice has always been skinny, and if that bothered me instead of Victorias Secret I’d look up swimsuits for people with diabetes.

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its bikini madness! now with Audrina Patridge!

By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 1:08 PM

Audrina Patridge shows off her toned bikini body as she has fun

There’s been an amazing amount of bikini pictures this week, and now you can add Audrina Patridge on the beach yesterday in Santa Monica to the list. A few notes about these:

– Her husky friend can do a backflip, which I found stunning.
– She has a perfect white girl ass (note: those are the best kind).
– She actually wore two bikinis for some reason. I’m sorry, make that three.
– I’m not the one who cropped this picture to highlight her kitty. The photo agency did that all by itself. I’m not certain why. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be seeing. I mean I still masturbated to it, but between me and you I was just being polite.

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Kendra is hot (as in angry)

By brendon April 01, 2011 @ 12:34 PM

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkson was one of Hugh Hefners girlfriends from 2004 to 2008 (and the star of his E! show the Girls Next Door from 2005 to 2009), so it does make a good deal of sense that his fiance doesn’t want to invite his ex to their wedding, but it’s not as if she was a real girlfriend, and so she’s pretty pissed about it. E! says…

“I haven’t gotten my save the date yet,” Kendra exclusively tells us. “I’m not joking, I’m really pissed off about it.”
So is she really that PO’ed at Hef?
“No! It’s Crystal that does the wedding planning. She’s the girl! If she doesn’t give me a save the date soon I’m going to have to put in my save the date with (another wedding that same day).”

Yeah I don’t care about this either. But if someone at your office or whatever sees all these words maybe it will make this post with pictures of her pouring water down her shirt after rehearsals for Dancing with the Stars seem like a real story and not just pictures of tits. But I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just pictures of tits. I’m not a complicated man.

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