skinny Jonah Hill is creepy

I'll preface this by saying that I've never liked Jonah Hill, I don't think he's funny or a good actor and to be honest he makes me uncomfortable, but now that he's skinny there's something vaguely creepy about him. This is him leaving a restaurant last night in London.... read more

Monday headlines, with Brooke Burke in a bikini

JESSICA ALBA - gave birth to her second child Saturday night, another baby girl, named Haven Garner Warren. There's no word on if Alba is home from the hospital yet, but since she's Mexican she'll probably stop at the mall first to have Havens ears pierced. (facebook) ... read more

umm... Spoiler Alert

There's a new rumor going around the internet that says the Batwing, Batmans plane, makes an appearance in ‘The Dark Knight Rises', and the basis for that claim is that you can watch the fucking thing chase Bane down the street in this video. And in the videos here and ... read more

Heidi Klum was in and out of a bikini

It was a real bounty of middle aged boobs this weekend, as Heidi Klum was topless on the beach in Porto Cervo, Italy (this would be a good day to follow me on twitter, btw). Which makes it sound way way hotter than it was because her kids were there, her parents were... read more

the Juggalos loved Charlie Sheen

If you don't know, Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, and lots of them are dicks who get real brave and throw bottles and stuff but only when they can hide in a crowd. The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival founded by the Insane Clown Posse, was held... read more

Halle Berry + bikini = fun birthday party

Halle Berry spent the day with her little girl and some friends on the beach in Malibu yesterday, celebrating her 45th birthday and making other 45 year olds feel bad about themselves. That's probably why her treacherous friends came up with lots of subversive activities... read more

Paula Abdul demands to be called a gift

According to Paula Abdul, everyone is always out to get Paula Abdul and she's constantly taken advantage of and abused. She even broke down in tears on her reality show one time and said... "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am." Well apparently... read more

Friday headlines, with Dianna Agrons pink hair

COLDPLAY - announced today that their next record is called 'Mylo Xyloto'. Which I believe is Latin for "Homo Music". ( ALEC BALDWIN - will host SNL for the 16th time during the season premiere on September 24th. Radiohead will be the musical guest. SNL has... read more

Candice Swanepoel is a good model

Candice Swanepoel wore 4 different bikinis earlier today on the beach in St Barts for Victoria's Secret, and then a lion jumped out and shot her. Nah, I made that last part up, but this shit was pretty boring so I tried to jazz it up a little. (image source = fame)... read more

never mind. 90210 is awesome.

So after looking at more pictures, apparently this episode of '90210' has Annalynne McCord and a new character played by Megalyn Echikunwoke fighting in bikinis with pugil sticks. And that's why Annalynne is covered with slime. And in the end Megalyn dies because it was... read more

90210 is a Japanese game show now

'90210' filmed some scenes for the show in manhattan beach yesterday, and for the second time in two weeks the episode revolves around getting Annalynne McCord in a bikini and then covering her with goo. It's basically 'You Can't Do That on Television' now but no one... read more

this is why everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow

Insufferable elitist cunt Gwyneth Paltrow has a new interview with Elle Decor magazine and they asked her to list a few things that "she can't live without". And since she was born to privilege and deserves to surround herself with nothing but the finest in life, she of... read more