Will Smith is part of the new ownership group that bought the Philadelphia 76ers, and today in one of their first acts they announced they were cutting ticket prices on over 9,000 seats from $54 to $29. Unless there are actually games, in which case the price goes back up to $54.
Lindsay Lohan will likely not be in any trouble whatsoever at her probation hearing tomorrow, because she has done enough, barely, to comply with HOLY FUCK THAT’S AN ALBINO SHARK WITH ONE EYE!!
A fisherman has discovered what appears to be an albino cyclops shark with a single eye in the centre of its face – and scientists say it’s real. The cyclops fetus was cut from the belly of a pregnant bull shark caught in the Gulf of California. Shark researchers who have examined the creature say it is genuine and not a fake – although it is unlikely it would have survived the birth.
My greatest hope right now is that this will not be the only use I ever get out of the “albino cyclops shark” tag. That thing is bad ass! It’s the kind of shark you see in those fantasy posters where George Washington has two of them on a leash and he’s riding them like water skis.
Jennifer Aniston wore this little dress last night at ELLE magazines 18th annual Women in Hollywood tribute. Way to sex yourself up Jenn, way to stand out, good job. I bet you were a big hit in a room filled with earths cattiest bitches.
‘Zombieland’ was apparently originally conceived as a weekly series (which is why the movie had things like ‘Kill Of The Week’) and now Fox has decided that instead of making a sequel, they should just take the same premise and turn into a sitcom. So it will be like the movie, except much worse in every way.
Ehren Kruger is a pretty shitty writer, so this seems hard to believe but apparently he has an idea so amazing that Paramount might film ‘Transformers’ 4 and 5 back-to-back, maybe even with Michael Bay directing them again despite earlier saying he was done with the franchise.
Even more surprising is the possibility of Jason Statham as the new lead. This would be bad news for the Decipticons, who keep in mind were 0-3 even when the Autobots were led by that nebbish little Jew.
The good news for Ahston Kutcher is that Demi Moore finally did something to kill the rumor that their marriage is essentially over by going to the premiere of ‘Margin Call’ in New York last night with her wedding ring on. The bad news is she looks like hell, a frail bony mess. If this were a movie, putting a ring on a hand that looks like that is when the spell would be broken, and she’d go back to being hot and a rainbow would appear over the castle. Clearly this is not a movie.
Shia LaBeouf was was at the Cinema Public House in Vancouver last night, and then later he was outside the Cinema Pubic House in Vancouver lying on the sidewalk while a shirtless fat guy punched him in the head. And really that’s all that’s known at this point. As of now it’s not clear who started the fight or why, but both men appear to be drunk as hell. Which is maybe why it was such a crappy fight. When someone on crutches is the fastest one and can break things up, your fight skills leave a lot to be desired.
This guy in Hollywood today said he’s homeless because of Jennifer Aniston, and though he didn’t go into details, NONE NEEDED! Jennifer Ansiton is a mean cunt. I believe this guy. I think he might be Tate Donovan. How many more have to join him before we stand up to her!