Lindsay Lohan says she feels like the guy in most of her relationships because she can’t control her wandering eye and can never ever stay faithful. Lohan, who is still just 20 years old, says she is too young and has way too many crushes to settle down just yet.

“I’ve become like the guy in relationships. Lately I just cannot be in a monogamous relationship. But there are people I want to date.”

Yeah, it was the same way when I was 20. Always banging some hot new starlet, never wanting to settle on just one. Except, replace “banging some hot new starlet” with “crying during eHarmony commercials” and “defiling my bunny slippers”. Other than that, yeah, I hear ya, Lindz.

Source = Sun UK


A poll from In Touch magazine says that Scarlett Johansson has the best rack in Hollywood, edging out Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek, who rounded out the top three. A spokesperson for In Touch said:

“It’s not unusual for Scarlett to receive loads of compliments on her ample chest.”

Based on the kind of stuff Scarlett usually wears, she probably voted for herself in this poll 1800 times. She loves her rack even more than I do, and I really really love her rack. No, seriously. Seriously. The pictures of her at the Golden Globes have more sentimental value than my parents.

Source = Sun UK


Lindsay Lohan apparently annoyed Vogue editor Anna Wintour Monday night when she was a guest at Wintour’s table for the CFDA awards. Lindsay reportedly couldn’t sit still, and got up to go to the bathroom six times in two hours. Page Six says:

“During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: ‘Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.’ ”

If I were Lindsay, I would just tell everyone I was doing tons of coke. Because there are two reasons I can think of to keep running back and forth to the bathroom: one is lots and lots of drugs. The other is explosive diarrhea. And the image of Lindsay doing an eight foot rail is a lot more attractive than the image of Lindsay stepping out of the stall, waving one hand in front of her face, the other on her stomach, saying “aww man…” and leaving the room smelling like someone butchered a pig in the sun.



Source = Page Six







I guess these pictures of Angelina and Brad and Shiloh could be cuter, but only if they somehow got a tiger cub to hold hands with a panda in the background. And there was a rainbow. And the tiger cub was offering Shiloh a picture they made out of glitter and elbow macaroni. And the tiger and panda still had like glitter over their paws and whiskers. From making the picture. Other than that, yeah, I think were pretty much maxed out here.



update – images removed by request of Peoples attorneys. Because if I take them down now, here, it’s like they never existed. 

Paris Hilton is said to park in the handicapped space whenever she goes to the Los Angeles apartment of her “friend”, Arizona cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart. Her spokesman says:

“I find the reports surprising.”

Uh … really? Which part? “Surprising” would be if Paris was cleaning turtles after an oil spill or working the phones on the homework hotline. But parking her quarter million dollar car in a handicapped spot then rushing off to blow some guy? Yeah, that seems about right.



Source = Page Six


So this is the picture now on the front page of People.com, so with any luck they wont threaten to sue me again. Lawyers are mean. This is news to me, but apparently you can’t print leaked copy written material or put ads on Craigslist claiming your semen has healing properties. Thanks a lot stupid lawyers.

Source = People


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt held a press conference today in Swakopmund, Namibia to thank the country for protecting their privacy and shielding them from the paparazzi during the last two months while Jolie was expecting and then giving birth to their daughter, Shiloh. The security remained tight today, with only selected journalists invited and photographers kept at a distance on the streets outside while uniformed and plainclothes police patrolled the area.



The couple ducked questions about marriage, saying only that Pitt plans to go back to work (he starts on ‘Oceans 13′ next month) while Jolie will care for the children. The conference was essentially to say good bye, as the couple is expected to return home to the United States in the next few days. Jolie said:

“We are very grateful to the people of Namibia for making our time so special … we could not have picked a better place to have our child.”

Some may think it’s a little early to fly with young Shiloh, but, maybe they just noticed, they’re in Swakopmund, Namibia. It might be nice to have Shiloh get a physical in a place where the tests don’t involve some painted warrior tying her to a rock and throwing her in a well to see if she floats. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Source = Reuters.

Kevin Federline is reportedly jealous of the male nanny that Britney Spears has hired to take care of their child. The man, thought to be named ‘Perry’, was originally hired as a bodyguard but has taken over as the “man of the house” while Kevin now lives in the basement, according to reports. A source says:

” ‘[Federline] doesn’t like that this guy is taking care of his baby,’ an insider told the mag. ‘He feels like Britney is throwing it in his face.’ What’s more, Spears reportedly is redecorating her house, ditching Federline’s beloved black leather furniture in favor of a 1950s boudoir look she favors. “She’s using pink, cream and apricot silk, lace and feathers,” reports the insider. “[Kevin] claims that he can’t think in the house any more and it’s affecting his music. [He] is complaining that the place is ‘some high-school chick’s bedroom.’ “

Man, Kevin’s rap album is gonna be huge hit. He’s always been one tough customer, but his street cred will go through the roof now that he lives in the basement of the pink mansion while the male nanny is upstairs seducing his wife. Just like a real gangster!

Source = MSNBC. The hunk in the pictures is the mysterious “Perry”.