Courteney Cox should go get that other bikini

Courteney Cox is still in Oahu filming Cougar Town, and she's still in a bikini and she still looks great, but if I were the producer of that show I'd make her go get the other bikini. It made her tits look twice as big. Does she think she can just go from a D to a C and... read more

Charlie Sheens daughter looks pretty happy

Most people, including Charlie Sheen no doubt, don't realize that Charlie Sheen has a daughter named Cassandra Sheen, but X17 Online does, and they caught up with her today in Calabasas. Charlie had her when he was 19 with a girl from his high school named Paula Profit,... read more

Kirstie Alley is practicing for Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley, who is 4000 years old, put on a food-stain-hiding outfit and got to work yesterday practicing for this seasons Dancing With The Stars. For the record, we shouldn't make fun of her because she's fat, but because she spent all last year on her twitter... read more

Mike Meyers secretly married his girlfriend. Wait, "girl"?

Mike Meyers (seen here doing a cutesy little thing with his leg while kissing an unidentified man. A man who might be considered a "bear" in certain circles, who then mounts Meyers from behind) has been the subject of many gay rumors over the years. Many many many many... read more

Lindsay Lohan is probably going to jail for 18 days

Lindsay Lohan was accused of stealing a necklace from a jewelry store on February 2nd, and ever since she's leaked stories to anyone who would print them that she was innocent, that the store loaned it to her and was now making up these crazy lies to get publicity.... read more

Paris Hilton forgot something

Paris Hilton dressed up like a dirty hippie, in a headband and tie-dyed summer dress, to spend a few hours at the CHI Nail Bar & Organic Spa in Beverly Hills today. Apparently she couldn't find a cruelty-free bra. (image source = pacific coast and wenn) [gallery... read more

Joanna Krupa was made for bikinis

Model and Dancing With the Stars alum Joanna Krupa was on South Beach, and I can't answer why she wore a giraffe print bikini, but I can answer if I cropped some of the pictures to highlight her tits. The answer to that is, "you're god damn right I did." (image source =... read more

Whitney Houston taught her daughter well

The Enquirer has pictures of Bobbi Kristina Brown, the 17-year-old daughter of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, reportedly doing cocaine, but she went on her twitter to say she was set up and isn't what it looks like. Where are the receipts? The pictures_ a former very... read more

did a Justin Bieber fan punch Selena Gomez?

Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday (almost legal!) and he and his girlfriend Selena Gomez had dinner at Maggiano's at The Grove. On their way out, many have reported that a female Bieber fan punched Selena in the face, presumably while tears and mascara ran down her face... read more

Rihannas boobs are well bodyguarded

Rihanna is in Sydney today for a concert on Friday, and yesterday while going through a crowd her bodyguard did his job and kept her boobs safe from danger. It should be pointed out that this guy is her regular bodyguard, he's with her all the time, but I don't think it... read more

Paula Abdul was kidnapped!!! Not really!!!

Paula Abdul would have a nervous breakdown if it was cloudy outside, or not cloudy enough, so keep that in mind when you hear this 911 call she made during an arugument with her boyfriend while in the car. You'd think her head was in a gullitine by the way she's... read more

Taylor Momsen is hardcore

Taylor Momsen put on her designer tough girl outfit and hit some clubs in New York last night, or at least she would have if it didn't take 15 hours to put on those ridiculous boots. So instead she got some coffee and pouted in the sunshine. (image source = splash news... read more