Audrina Partridge And Terrell Owens Were At The Miss Hooters Pageant

June 28, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Proud fathers from around the world gathered in Las Vegas last night for the 2013 Miss Hooters International Pageant, at which one lucky girl was crowned the most Hooterific Hooters of all the Hooters in this Hooter-loving world. In the end, Kentucky’s Marissa Raisor was named Miss Hooters International, and little girls everywhere tore down […]

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Miley Cyrus Embarrassed by Her ‘Old’ Hits

June 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like most transcendent musical talents, Miley Cyrus sees her craft as an evolving art form. That shit she made a few years ago is nothing like the shit she’s making now. It’s downright embarrassing really. “Right now, when people go to iTunes and listen to my old music, it’s so irritating to me because I […]

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Alec Baldwin Is Pretty Pissed At The Daily Mail

June 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin already quit Twitter once before because he was pissed off about something, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that he quit Twitter again in another hilariously pissy rage. Except this time, it was his “Alec Baldwin Foundation” profile that was deleted, because nothing says, “Hey, we’re good people doing good things” like threatening […]

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Kate Upton In Vogue Brasil

June 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Justin Bieber’s Fans Are Idiots (VIDEO)

June 28, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake reporter out in Los Angeles the other night before Justin Bieber‘s show at the Staples Center to ask his fans some made-up questions for his “Lie Witness News” segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Among the things that he asked were whether or not they think it’s okay that he has […]

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50 Shades of Grey Gets a Release Date

June 28, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Despite having no cast, 50 Shades of Grey has a release date. August 1, 2014. It doesn’t need a cast. Or a script. Or much of anything really other than a dark, semi-private structure for frustrated moms to shift their hose and tickle their beans beneath their frocks while chewing gainfully on some concession fare. […]

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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd Finally Free to Marry

June 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re already married, you’re not as good a person as Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd. The newly named Sexiest Celebrity Vegetarians badly wanted to express their undying affection for one another and validate their powerful baby-producing lovemaking with the ritual of marriage. But they would not allow themselves such a privilege when gay men […]

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Happy Birthday, Khloe Kardashian

June 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You never see Khloe Kardashian named in any most-hated celebrity lists like the rest of her family. She’s considered to be the ‘nice’ sister, a label typically reserved for the fat sister. Like here. Khloe spends her days Tweeting love letters to the world and wondering why her black boyfriend won’t make a baby inside […]

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Erin Heatherton Models Lingerie

June 28, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have no clue how women pick out their underwear. I assume they do that ‘this looks cute’ thing they do to most everything they purchase or desire. I just pick out what’s on sale at Target that won’t hurt my nuts. I gave up the whole notion of trying to look good in underwear […]

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Justin Bieber Being Sued For Being a Street-Fighting Bad-Ass

June 28, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In the unlikeliest court case ever (this week), a paparazzi with the muy Hispanic name Jose Osmin Hernandez Duran is suing Justin Bieber for MMA-style kicking him in the ribs. A few months ago Duran was taking pictures of Biebs and his ex-beard Selena Gomez when Justin reportedly, “delivered a martial arts-type kick…in the lower […]

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