Lindsay was drunk off her ass last night in London and, long story short, vagina. Her leg is so ridiculously high in this one it seems impossible this was accidental. Look how much room this car has in the back seat, yet she’s swinging her legs up like she has to kick the window out to escape.
Presumably the number one rule when it comes to choosing an opening act for your concert would be to never chose someone better than you. Whether Ciara can sing or not is irrelevant because this is what she wearing to open for Britney in London this week. Brit needs to kill this quick before people figure out she’s not so great. She should get a ventriloquist to open, or one of those people who paint themselves with glitter paint and stand like a statue. Britney will seem like a roller coaster on X after 45 minutes of that.
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After dancing around the obvious yesterday, it’s finally be stated officially by police in Thailand that David Carradine might have died as the result of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Radar reports…
“There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied to his genitals, and the two ropes were tied together and they hung in the closet,” Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said, the Times Online reported. “Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide.”
TMZ adds that Carradines family thinks foul play was involved.
Chuck Binder, Carradine’s manager, tells us he firmly believes Carradine did not take his own life — nor does he think David died accidentally. Binder says the family has been told Carradine’s hands were immobilized by the rope.
Well, I mean, c’mon. He wasn’t murdered. It was whores. And I’m not gonna lie to you. I’ve seen better ideas. If you’re trusting that the 15-year-old prostitute you picked up in a foreign land can undue your life threatening knots while her tiny hands are covered in astroglide and semen, it’s possible you didn’t really think this plan all the way through.
With her days in rehab a distant memory at this point, Lindsay Lohan stumbled out of a club in London early this morning, thankfully helped to her car to escape the paparazzi. Unfortunately for her she had to get out at some point, and I don’t mean to alarm our friends in England, but I think toward the end of these pictures she’s turning into the Hulk.
God only knows why Gwyneth Paltrows legs we’re so shiny last night on the Tonight Show, but hopefully it’s because someone sold her some motor oil for $50,000. See, right here, Ms. Paltrow, it will improve your viscosity up to 20 percent. Paltrow has no idea what motor oil is so she’d recognized just enough of what she was hearing to think it was a big deal.
I don’t know if you knew this or not, but Kendra Wilkinson has a new show on E! that premieres this Sunday. Which is good news because she was always the best thing about “The Girls Next Door”. She was constantly naked and confused. I’m pretty sure you can even see her naked ass on the promo. A good-hearted, easily-befuddled hot naked girl makes for surprisingly compelling television. Watch the video
Lindsay Lohan has been seen leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Robson house a few times since they broke up last month, but they’ve never actually been seen together. Apparently because Sam is faster than she looks. The two are in London this week, or should I say Sam is London to work and Lindsay is in town because she’s crazy. The Daily Mail says…
The actress spent last night shadowing her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around town after following her to London this week.
After a quick visit to Crystal nightclub in Oxford Street, the Mean Girls star stopped in at Bungalow 8 where the DJ just happened to be partying with her brother Mark Ronson and his girlfriend Josephine de La Baume.
Samantha, accompanied by her crew, made a sharp exit just minutes after Lindsay’s arrival and returned to her hotel.
Lindsay does have some party to host this week, and she arranged for Lauren Pope (the girl in the pictures) to DJ the event. Where is she getting her ideas to make the ex jealous, Olsen Twin movies? Hiring an attractive replacement is step 1. I guess step 2 will be to fake her own kidnapping, which means three days after Lindsay sends Sam the ransom video we’ll see Lindsay hopping up to Sams house with a red bandana loosely pulled across her mouth and her hands and feet wrapped in rope several times . “It’s okay Sam, I escaped. Oh my God you must have worried to death!”
Halle Berry was caught filming a Revlon commercial earlier today in Los Angeles, although as she adjusted her tits and pulled at her top, it almost went from “Ad for Makeup” to “Worlds Most Watched Video”. If anyone mashed together video of Halles tits and Keyboard Cat, they’d completely break the internet.