hey there Ashley Tisdale

By brendon August 04, 2011 @ 2:03 PM


Ashley Tisdale left a gym in West Hollywood yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her abs, making this the best Ashley Tisdale could ever look. Unless she were to get huge implants, like I’ve repeatedly begged her to in my letters. Did she even look at the nude sketches I did? I don’t know why I even bothered!

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first look at Henry Cavill as Superman

By brendon August 04, 2011 @ 11:39 AM


The reboot of the Superman reboot ‘Man of Steel’ hasn’t actually begun filming yet, but Warner Bros has released the very first look at Henry Cavill as Superman anyway (giant full size copy here). And he looks good. He’s a good choice. Granted Brandon Routh was really good too, so this part is no indication of quality. And I’m so happy that they’re telling the origin story, because how come he can fly and stuff? Where is he from? Where do his powers come from? They never really explained that part in the comic or TV show or the first four movies. Finally we’re gonna get some answers.

site news

By brendon August 03, 2011 @ 2:53 PM


Aww god dammit. Ok so I’m having some tech issues over here today. Sorry about that. But from what I can tell today has been pretty boring anyway. So why not go take a walk or something. Maybe this is a bad time to bring it up but your mom and I really think you need to get out and exercise more. You’re getting a little pudgy.

Emmy Rossum is fast

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 5:54 PM


Emmy Rossum was at a high school track in LA today to film some scenes for her Showtime series ‘Shameless’. In this scene, someone tries to make her watch the Showtime series “Shameless”.

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Blake Lively and Leonardo Dicaprio are still still together

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 4:24 PM


Ten days ago there were reports that Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio were together in Santa Barbara, which was surprising because they were supposed to have broken up the week before.

And now here they are today in New York, even more not broken up and out on a bike ride. So maybe they never did break up. Or maybe Blake is having sex with Lukas Haas now. Or maybe Leonardo is and Blake was following them. “Leonardo” is kind of a fruity name now that I think about it.

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Heidi Klum is in a bikini

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 3:18 PM


Heidi Klum spent this morning with her husband Seal and their 4 kids on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain, because yes, the whole god damn world has a yacht except for me and you apparently.

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Katy Perry has pink hair now

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 2:20 PM


Because she did the voice of Smurfette in the movie, Katy Perry dyed her hair blond for the premiere last week, but now the Smurfs are dead to her and she’s back to dying her hair goofy colors like pink. Which is actually kind of hot. More girls should dye their hair pink. It’s like they’re living a double life, it would be like fucking Wonder Woman.

the perfect end to ‘Jersey Shore’

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 1:21 PM


The cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ packed up and moved out of their Seaside Heights rental for the final time yesterday after filming seasons 4 and 5 of the show back to back. Most of the cast will now move on to various spin-off projects, but at least they went out the same way they came in; idiotic, repulsive and with no trace of dignity.

(image source of deenas lumpy ass and snooki in a rabbit head for some inexplicable reason = splash and inf)