neil patrick harris is a pro

By brendon September 21, 2009 @ 11:27 AM

I’ve never seen ‘Two and a Half Men’ but I still know it sucks and I hate it (even though they’ve had the good sense to guest cast Megan Fox and my beloved Paget Brewster, who is tied with Amy Poehler as the best comedy actress alive). It may seem presumptuous to hate something I’ve never seen, but I’ve never witnessed a family being burned alive in a car either and yet I’m confident when I say I bet it’s unpleasant.

Point being, Neil Patrick Harris probably should have won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy, so he was right to throw a hissy fit when he didn’t. This video (part 2 on the other side) is moments after he lost to Jon Cryer of ‘Two and a Half Men’.  I would have done the same thing, except with way more profanity and more than likely the N-word a few times because I get nervous in front of crowds and make inappropriate jokes.

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kristin chenoweth had some drama

By brendon September 21, 2009 @ 10:59 AM

Shortly after winning the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy, spinner Kristin Chenoweth had to be seen by paramedics as she started to suffer from a migraine. But it turns out she was fine.  My source for this is any of the over 2400 news articles about it on google news. Awesome, right? In a related story, a house burned down during the Emmys but it wasn’t Kristins it was someone else’s so she’s okay house-wise too. Oh I know. My heart was in my throat from all the tension.

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tivo blogging the emmys

By brendon September 21, 2009 @ 9:45 AM


Why do people keep putting these award shows up against football? And last night was the premiere of ‘Bored to Death’ on HBO. If there was any possibility of watching the Emmys, that went right out the window when they opened with singing and dancing. But apparently I should have watched that because the awesome Neil Patrick Harris was awesome. That dude can do anything. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like him. He’s a more convincing cool ladies man than I’ve ever been, which is extremely troubling considering he’s gay and I’m not.

Still the Emmys are fuckin retarded. They never recognize anything good. ’30 Rock’ over ‘Flight of the Conchords’? Fuck you. The winner is always some lowest-common denominator mush. If ‘Best Painter’ were an Emmy category, Thomas Kinkade would be holding his trophy on stage and plugging his website while Marcel Duchamp sat in the audience smiling politely.

Vincent D’Onofrio created one of the best characters ever on ‘Criminal Intent’, he might be the best actor on earth, and I don’t think he was ever even nominated. Same with Kathryn Erbe on that same show. The first 4 years of that show were amazing, the story arc they had with Olivia D’Abo as Nicole Wallace is some of the best things ever put on television and no one even noticed. More recently, how many years in a row does Shemar Moore have to be awesome on ‘Criminal Minds’ before someone gives him his due?  That dude should be a huge star.  And what about Randy Watson as Joe the Policeman in the ‘Whats Goin Down’ episode of ‘That’s My Momma’?  Where’s his trophy?  I’m all for people having their own interests and opinions, except when they conflict with my own and then in that case you’re wrong and I hate you and I hope you die.

And I don’t have any segue for this but Olivia Wilde looked awesome.

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where have these been?

By brendon September 18, 2009 @ 6:07 PM


The Megan Fox movie ‘Jennifers Body’ opens today, and it would seem someone has a lot to learn about marketing because these pictures of her in a cheer-leading outfit have only just been released (hq jump here). They should have been dumping copies of these out of planes like Allied propaganda during the war. They should have emailed everyone on earth 5 copies, then made a list of everyone with no email to call on the phone and then held her picture up to the receiver. Hearing a picture of her crinkle isn’t as good as seeing one, but Megan is hot enough that even that will make people wanna see the movie.

Khloe Kardashian is engaged

By brendon September 18, 2009 @ 5:54 PM


When LA Laker star Lamar Odom was playing college basketball at the University of Rhode Island, he would often disappear for days at a time as he suffered from crippling bouts of depression, doubt and low self esteem. In a possibly related story, now he’s marrying Khloe Kardashian.

It’s been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are currently planning their wedding, two sources confirm to PEOPLE.
Earlier this month, (Kim Kardashian said), “They’re very, very happy. They’ve been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”

The good news is that Odom is 6’11”, and when together he makes Khloe relatively human looking by comparison. The bad news is, if they have kids, those monsters will literally block out the sun and life on earth will cease to exist.

lindsay is still a menace

By brendon September 18, 2009 @ 5:33 PM

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Lindsay Lohan is back in LA today after spending some time in New York, because she can do more damage if she moves around a lot. Yesterday she was in the news for acting like a brat after deciding she didn’t like her seat at fashion show (more here) and now she’s a story because last night she was kicked out of her hotel. Cops were called because she was fighting with someone. Oh you’ll never guess who. The Sun UK says…

LINDSAY LOHAN has been kicked out of a New York hotel after a blazing row with lover SAMANTHA RONSON.
(Lindsay) launched “a room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend’s door”.
Trouble was, it was actually the door of an unsuspecting hotel guest
As a result, the Lindsay was chucked out of the swish establishment – and her family are apparently now desperate to send the volatile actress back to rehab.

But this is all a big joke to Lindsay, who got on her twitter page this afternoon and laughed off the rumor that she was possibly doing something responsible.

Hahahaha my publicist just called me & said she heard I was in a psych ward!!!! Hahaha WHAT IS WRONG with people???? I’m working lol
BUT that’s one I’ve NEVER heard about myself before! New ones r always interesting huh? There’s SO much more going on in the world! Wake up

It is true that she’s “working lol”. She has a small part in the new Robert Rodriguez movie based on the trailer he made for ‘Grindhouse’. To repeat, this movie is based on a throw-away idea for a movie that was supposed to be stupid and unpopular and was. And Lindsay isn’t even the star of that. Her character stars alongside Michelle Rodriguez and their only scene so far took place at a pool. Which sounds like Rodriguez filled this part of the cast with girls likely to get drunk and suggest a gangbang.

paula vs. ellen, round 1

By brendon September 18, 2009 @ 4:21 PM

Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like she was smuggling something packed inside her anus. A better impression of Ellen would have been to have sex with Portia de Rossi, but only if we all went back to 1990 first. Point being, about an hour ago on twitter, Ellen condescendingly patted Paula on the head and told her to run along now.

Paula- you’re hilarious. You’ve left me some big shoes to fill…unfortunately I don’t wear high heels. Nothing but love for you too.

Yes it must be intimidating to have to follow Paula Abdul.  So much preparation must be involved, like knowing which way to point your chair during the show, and the ability to recognize your name when called upon.

thats what the police are for

By brendon September 18, 2009 @ 11:50 AM


Apparently the “L” and “A” in “LAPD” stands for “Luggage” and “Accessories” because when home-wrecking whore LeAnn Rimes called them to watch her bags as she packed them for a trip, they came running.

(LeAnn) called the police to her home to apparently guard her as she loaded her SVU with luggage. It’s almost certain residents of California would appreciate their tax dollars working toward keeping Ms. Rimes’ luggage out of harm’s way.

Is it any wonder why people laugh at the LAPD? I dare her to try something like this in New York. NYPD wouldn’t even stop the car or roll down the windows before they started shooting at her for wasting everyone’s time.

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