Afternoon headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - last week when she narked out Justin Timberlake on Twitter, it may have been because earlier that night, she "tried to dance with Timberlake, but he shooed her away." I'm surprised. Lindsay seems like a perfect one night stand. The epitome of discretion.... read more

You won’t believe who’s to blame

Sometimes people will ask, "What's the one thing you'd like to change about your personality?" I don't know if that's true or not, but it sounds like the kind of dumb new-age shit that would be true, so let's pretend it is. If the answer is just some thinly disguised... read more

Hilary Duff is really busy

It must be nice to be an actor, because you get tons of money and you don't really do anything. So you can just jet over to Hawaii any time you want. Like Hilary Duff did yesterday. I'd love to do that, but I'm way too important. I just had a meeting where the general... read more

Nick Lachey got dumped

Remember when Nick Lachey was considered really cool and you couldn't go five minutes without hearing one of his hit songs on the radio? Yeah me neither, but for some reason that doofus is famous, and he somehow parlayed that into three years of sex with Vanessa Minnillo... read more

Perez makes another statement

Late last night, Perez Hilton posted a statement on his site to explain his actions on Sunday, when he called Will.I.Am a "fucking faggot" and then was punched by the manager of the Black Eyed Peas. His complete statement is after the jump, intercut with my poorly... read more

Courtney Love is doing great

The Sun UK has pictures of Courtney Love taken yesterday in New York, looking as they put it, "a shadow of her once voluptuous self. The hellraiser appeared pale and gaunt, with painfully thin arms." Holy crap. At this point they can probably go ahead and drop the... read more

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Johnny Depp tipped a waiter $4,000

In Hollywood it's always the people who have achieved fame or a title for no particular reason who are prone to hissyfits and outbursts like Perez Sunday night. It's hard to believe that he and Johnny Depp are even part of the same species, much less work in the same... read more

Afternoon headlines

JON AND KATE PLUS 8 - the new season began just 4 weeks ago, and TLC planned on 40 new episodes this year, but the show is now going on hiatus until August. This should give Jon and Kate time to repair their relationship, as long as Jon is willing to talk, and "Kate" is... read more

The sexy couple had their twins

"Double the congratulations are in order for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, as news station WTRF reports that the couples' twins via surrogate arrived last night at the East Ohio Regional Hospital in Martins Ferry, Ohio. The station also reports that SJP and... read more

1923 - 2009

TV legend Ed McMahon died this morning from unknown causes at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in LA. He was 86. McMahon was a Marine Corps pilot in both WWII and the Korean wars, co-hosted the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson for 30 years, hosted Star Search for 12... read more

Kelly Clarkson is devastated

The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again and again about Perez Hilton getting punched and his subsequent video hissyfit, especially when she's told he was bawling on the radio earlier that day. Other celebs who are tired of his crap... read more

Not one day in jail

Chris Brown admitted today that he beat Rihanna on February 8th, punched her in the face repeatedly and choked her, and even though he's never shown the slightest bit or regret or remorse, prosecutors in Los Angeles agreed to a plea that let's him walk away without even... read more

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