Paris Hilton was a drunk sexy Indian for Halloween

By brendon November 01, 2010 @ 2:12 PM


Paris Hilton went to the Playboy Halloween party dressed as someone I would probably have sex with, while her dumb sister went dressed like someone hired for a kids birthday party. Luckily, these are just pictures, so we can crop out Nikki and Paris’ fug little rat face and focus on her hot body and her nipple which was sort of poking out. Here’s to you, Inventor Of Photography!

JWoww was a schoolgirl with pigtails for Halloween

By brendon November 01, 2010 @ 9:04 AM


God damn I love pigtails. And they’re even better on a skinny chick with huge breasts, which is what JWoww dressed up as when she hosted a Halloween party at DUSK in Atlantic City. You might be one of those people who still think she isn’t hot or at least sexy, and I would argue with you about why she is, but how would you reply with all those dicks in your mouth?

(source = splash news online)

Coco was a nurse for Halloween

By brendon November 01, 2010 @ 7:07 AM


Coco went to Heidi Klums Halloween party in New York last night dressed as a nurse, but I don’t think she’s a real nurse. I don’t know that for sure though. If I was dying and she came to treat me, I’d have really mixed emotions. I’d rather not die, but I do like red hair and big tits. At least this way my last words would be, “The titties… they’re… they’re so big…”

(source = flynet, wenn and splash)

Friday afternoon headlines

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 7:21 PM


ROBERT DOWNEY JR. – is not happy with his Due Date co-star Zach Galifianakis for the way he handled Mel Gibsons scheduled cameo in Hangover 2. Gibson cast Downey in the Singing Detective when he was at his lowest point back in 2003, right after getting out of jail for drugs. Downey hasn’t forgotten this and says Mel deserves another chance too. Is there a movie about gin? He’d be good in that. (e!)

NOOMI RAPACE - is getting some well deserved attention for her work in the excellent Swedish version of the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and its two sequels (which have been online forever), and now she’s the first choice to get the lead in Ridley Scotts Alien prequel. The only problem is she doesn’t speak English. Maybe they’re casting her as the Alien. She can say “rarr, rarr”, right? (deadline)

TYLER HAS SEXY READERS – like Rebecca, who will be the first of the girls we get to vote on in November, the winner getting $1000. Until then, here are pictures of her fantastic ass. This poor girl must have to turn down anal like 40 times a day. Or maybe she doesn’t say “no”, in which case WE HAVE OUR WINNER!!! (contest details here)

so did Kate Hudson get implants or not

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 4:25 PM


Kate Hudson had people asking if she got implants again yesterday when she walked around Beverly Hills with no bra and a flimsy little shirt that clung to her boobs. Even if she got small ones, I like to think that she did get implants. I dont want this to sound judgmental, but if you’re a girl and you don’t have great tits, you’re a loser and I hate you.

Merry Halloween!

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 4:00 PM


Jessica Lowndes was on the ’90210′ set today, filming some scenes for an upcoming episode that will air around Christmas time. Either this is for a really sexy scene, or her character is anti-Semitic and she wants young Jews to abandon their religion. What an edgy show!

Katy Perry says she’s a freak in bed, “a 10 out of 10.”

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 2:23 PM

EXCLUSIVE-Katy Perry having fun in Mexico

Before marrying Katy Perry, Russell Brand was known to cheat on his girlfriends and sleep around, but Katy says that won’t happen anymore, because she’s so much better than all those other girls. Katy says

“He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future.
“He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100%.”
“Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed’.
“I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a 10 out of 10.”

Oh god this marriage is so doomed. Girls who think their freaks in bed usually aren’t. Girls who say nothing usually are.
Girl version of hot sex = strawberries in bed.
Guy version of hot sex = a stripper named Strawberry with her tongue in his girlfriends ass.

Captain America is all ripped out

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 12:45 PM


Entertainment Weekly has 8 new pictures from ‘Captain America’, starring Chris Evans. This could turn out to be the best superhero movie of the year, especially if you’re a guy and so is your date. And check out Dr. Ass Looker back there in the goggles. That guy is in love. Hey, eyes up here buddy.