By brendon September 03, 2010 @ 4:37 PM
Jessica Alba arrived back in the US today after a few days in Venice to promote ‘Machete’, and when she landed at LAX there wasn’t a frown to be seen, because she was wearing a shirt made by someone who had never seen a shirt before, but had heard about them once, although only briefly, and what he heard left out some important details.
(image source = splash news online)
By brendon September 03, 2010 @ 4:05 PM
When T.I. and his visually disturbing wife Tiny Cottle were arrested in West Hollywood Wednesday night for possession of a controlled substance, reportedly marijuana and meth, it was a clear violation of his probation, and as the LA Times says, “the case has the potential to put one of music’s top names in behind bars yet again.”
Ahh, but wait just one second, because 50 Cent went on twitter with a magic solution…
Man TI and Tiny done got picked up again for methamphetmines and ecstasy dam man. Tiny gotta take that charge. Say it was yours baby.
If Tiny doesn’t volunteer, T.I. should just blame her anyway. I don’t know if they’re friends, or if rap guys have a problem taking advice from one another, but T.I. should listen to 50. Just the fact that he never married anyone that ugly already makes him a thousand times smarter than T.I.
By brendon September 03, 2010 @ 2:21 PM
Just to follow up on the story below, JWoww didn’t go tanning by herself. Denna Cortese was there too. Sometimes paparazzi pictures are blurry and out of focus. Unfortunately, this was not one of those times.
(image source = pacific coast)
By brendon September 03, 2010 @ 2:02 PM
Last night on the ‘Jersey Shore’, JWoww got into a profanity-fueled fist-fight with Sammi Sweatheart, but today she wrapped her huge awesome breasts in a bikini and got some sun. And it was awesome. Especially the way her legs just kind of flop open when she’s on her back. Probably out of reflex. I would bet that this chick has been on the losing end of a roofie on more than one occasion.
(image source = pacific coast)
By brendon September 03, 2010 @ 12:08 PM
Proving once again that she’s a complete menace and hasn’t changed in any way, Lindsay Lohan hit a stroller with a baby in it while pulling into traffic on Wednesday, then stayed on the scene until help arrived. That last part was a lie of course. She just drove away. Radar says…
The two onlookers identified (Lohan) in her West Hollywood neighborhood around 5pm Wednesday, when she accidentally hit the woman and child after failing to look both ways before turning.
“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime (said). “Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”
But don’t just take his word for it…
Radar has also obtained exclusive video taken just moments after the incident occurred in which Lohan’s luxury Maserati can be seen speeding away.
At the same time, the child can be heard crying in the stroller.
The woman in the video is seen looking back at Lohan’s car in disbelief as she continues to cross the street.
“I’m 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes,” Jaime said.
Don’t get me wrong, I hate kids, and I’m all for running them over, but I’m almost positive it would be illegal. At least where I live. Will anything happen to Lindsay? Probably not. If anything the cops will just make her tie a pillow to her bumper from now on.
By brendon September 02, 2010 @ 6:14 PM
Despite being unpopular, unqualified, and a demanding pain in the ass, Jennifer Lopez is apparently still the producers top choice as the third judge on American Idol next season, and things could be official in just a few days. It’s astounding, but TMZ says…
…contrary to some news reports, there has been no drama and no diva demands. As one source puts it, “It’s been typical negotiating.”
We’re told … absent a last-minute snag (which is highly unlikely) … the deal could be inked as early as next week.
“Idol” sources say producers believe Jennifer is the key to re-energizing the show.
The only real problem with her as a judge is that no one likes and she has no idea what the hell she’s talking about. Is there a show that combines a hot dog eating contest with making your maid cry? Because if there was a show like that, she’d be all set.
By brendon September 02, 2010 @ 2:22 PM
Jessica Alba is in Italy this week for the European premiere of ‘Machete’ at the Venice Film Festival. Lindsay Lohan isn’t there because no one likes her, but she probably should be because she has 3 naked scenes in ‘Machete’, and everyone has been talking about it for like a year.
Or maybe she doesn’t, according to Mr. Skin, who says she’s either covered up or replaced by a body double in every scene.
SCENE 1: Lindsay Lohan is in the pool with Alicia Rachel Marek playing her mother. Marek’s breasts are very visible above the water, but Lohan’s are kept entirely underneath.
She asks Danny Trejo to join them and we cut to the shot from the trailer where Marek and the unknown blonde are the women whose breasts are exposed on either side of them. It is most definitely not Lohan in this shot.
After that flashback, so to speak, Trejo has them placed in the back of his hearse where they are passed out. Lohan is on the left and we can only see partial left breast on her, again obscured by an arm.
SCENE 2: Jeff Fahey watches the pool footage from earlier (in the Grindhouse trailer) with Marek & the unknown blonde again making out with Trejo with their boobs exposed.
SCENE 3: Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek wake up, both nude. We can see Marek’s breasts. Lohan’s, though, are obscured by her blonde hair.
The New York Post says essentially the same thing. Body double, or long thick hair constantly draped in front of her, like it’s a movie about some god damn Yukon fur trader and she’s wrapped in pelts for warmth. God this is such bullshit.
By brendon September 02, 2010 @ 1:55 PM
Kim Kardashian was on the Tonight Show earlier this week, and Leno asked her why she never got into trouble like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
I don’t know what she said, I didn’t see it, but they talk about it on Us.com if you care. He might not have even mentioned Lindsay to be honest. But Kim looked really hot last night, and by weaving her into unrelated stories, we can all sit back and enjoy it.
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