Toni Braxton Still Worth Seeing in Concert (VIDEO)

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Toni Braxton was recently muttering about retiring from music to focus on the craft of acting. After almost four TV show guest appearances and a reality show where she plays herself, it’s no wonder Toni is impassioned by the... READ MORE

Dick Van Dyke Almost Gets Roasted In Car

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dick Van Dyke narrowly escaped dying in a car fire when he was saved right before it blew the fuck up. No, this didn’t happen on the set of the set of  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2: Tokyo Drift.... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Take on Kandyland

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t help but feel the Howe Twins are spinning their wheels in their effort to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Lots of activity, very little progress. I wish I could get them in a room, sit them down,... READ MORE

Lady Gaga In A 50’s Convertible With No Pants

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga took a ride in an old convertible without any pants on to celebrate the debut of her music video ‘Applause’ on Good Morning America. Throngs of moderately retarded fans cheered in the streets of New York as... READ MORE

Russian Athletes Kissing to Protest Russian Bullshit

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kseniya Ryzhova and Tatyana Firova decided to kiss during their gold medal ceremony for winning the 4×400 relay race at some important world track and field event in Russia. The female athletes wouldn’t say for sure whether or not... READ MORE

Damn, Lena Dunham

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You guys can have Kate Upton and Erin Heatherton, because Lena Dunham is the only woman I’ll ever need. Look at her being all sultry and sensual on the set of Girls yesterday in New York City and flaunting... READ MORE

Amy Poehler And Aubrey Plaza Are Making The Nerds All Hot

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza attended the Hollywood premiere of something called Afternoon Delight yesterday, and that must have had all of the hipster comedy fanboys going crazy, because these girls are like Viagra to them. To make it... READ MORE

Kanye West Will Appear On The Kris Jenner Show

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the only redeeming qualities that Kanye West has had is the fact that he seems like he despises Kris Jenner, which is hilarious because she tries so hard to make everyone believe that her life and family... READ MORE