Britney Spears looks kinda hot in a bikini

Britney Spears filmed an episode of 'Glee' last week, and the week before that she was back in the studio recording tracks for a new record, so obviously this week it was time to go to Hawaii for a vacation with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. The stress after working for 2... read more

Heidi Montag wants her implants out

Having DDD implants is literally the one and only thing that makes Heidi Montag interesting in any way. Before she got those I banned her from the site (two weeks before E! did the same). But huge breasts makes girls more tolerable, so now she's back. For now. ?Heidi... read more

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab

On July 6th, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab, but this is LA and she's famous, so instead she served 13 days in private jail and three weeks in rehab, and today she was released. People says... A hearing is set for Wednesday morning at... read more

Lindsay Lohan has signed her discharge papers

Lindsay is getting out of rehab, probably today, and in fact she might already be out. Everybody panic. Lindsay Lohan signed her rehab discharge papers on Tuesday. Lindsay will be released from her court-ordered drug and alcohol rehabilitation at UCLA Medical Center... read more

Heidi Montags sex tape "scandal" is a lie of course

You would think this would go without saying, but you can't go around selling movies of people having sex without their consent. Sexually explicit pictures or video has to meet very strict laws. That's why I can't sell my documentary called, "My Neighbor Tans Topless".... read more

Naomi Campbell forgot something

Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She's an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina... read more

Beyonce is in a bikini :(

Beyonce and Jay Z are on some massive yacht in Monaco Bay today, and for the most part Beyonce stayed pinned down as if somebody was shootin at her. Which was annoying until she got up, perhaps to see if the timer on her cookies had gone off. "Ohh yeahh," I said to... read more

someone tried to kill Paris Hilton :)

Just a few hours ago, Paris Hilton went on her twitter to say that one of her biggest fans tried to break into her house this morning and give her a stabby present lol. "So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are... read more

Lindsay Lohan is about to be released, relapse

The new judge in charge of Lindsay Lohan will issue a "surprise, unspecified ruling" today between 1:30 and 3:30pm pt, which is widely expected to follow the advice of doctors at UCLA and release Lindsay from rehab, possibly as early as today. Which will lead to an... read more

Jessica Alba is a good model

Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in LA over the weekend, although it's not known what it was for. If nothing else it would make a good ad to promote masturbating. (image source = fame) [gallery guid=808535] read more

Tiger and Elin are officially divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren got married on October 5, 2004, which didn't dissuade Tiger in any way from banging tons of random whores before, during, and since. So today they met in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida, to finalize their divorce. It was ice cold... read more

Lindsay Lohan wants an apology from the court

Even though Lindsay Lohan had cocaine on her both times when she was arrested for DUI's in May and July of 2007, she's now taking the position that her insane behavior over the years wasn't because of drugs, but because she was mistakenly given Adderall. And so she would... read more