Jessica Biel is almost there

By brendon June 21, 2011 @ 10:07 AM


Jessica Biel signed some autographs on the set of the ‘Total Recall’ remake in Toronto yesterday (which is why she has the scrapes and bruises), and if her arms get any more muscular and masculine looking, she could maybe get a date with Alex Rodriguez. That guy is rich!

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oh f**k you, Steven Spielberg

By brendon June 20, 2011 @ 2:49 PM


Back in 2009, Megan Fox did an interview with Wonderland magazine, who asked her what it was like to work with Michael Bay on the first 2 ‘Transformers’ movies. And she said…

“He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him.”

In other words Bay, like many directors, acted like a dictator on set but she liked him. Shortly after that, of course, Fox was replaced in ‘Transformers 3′, but not by Bay as it turns out. By Executive Producer Steven Spielberg.

Steven Spielberg demanded Megan Fox be fired from the latest Transformers film after she insulted its director, it has been revealed.
The Hollywood legend was outraged after the screen beauty compared Michael Bay to Hitler during a press interview.
Bay has revealed for the first time he was told to get rid of the actress.
He said: ‘You know the Hitler thing. Steven (Spielberg) said, fire her right now.’

For no reason other than ‘Indiana Jones 4′, Steven Speilberg can suck my dick, but the reality is he hasn’t made a good movie since ‘Saving Private Ryan’ 13 years ago and the most innovative thing he’s done since is set the record for the most product placement. It wasn’t just Matt and Trey who pointed out what a hack he is now, the creator of ‘Community’ called him a “moron” too.

And he is. He sucks. All he does is find ways to cast Shia LaBeouf (6 times in 5 years; in Disturbia, Eagle Eye, Indiana Jones 4 and Transformers 1, 2, and 3) and cash in on incoherent shit like ‘Transformers’. The first two were unbearable, even with Megan to stare at, and I’ll keep a cyanide capsule in my mouth just in case someone tries to trick me into seeing the third one.

(image source for Megan Fox in a bikini, day 2 = splash)

Ryan Dunn died in a car crash

By brendon June 20, 2011 @ 12:13 PM


‘Jackass’ star Ryan Dunn and his passenger were killed last night after the 2007 Porsche 911 he was driving went off the road near his home in West Goshen Township, PA. Though he posted the picture above just 3 hours before the accident, it’s not known if he was drunk and what role, if any, alcohol played in the accident. TMZ says…

(Police) say Dunn’s car was “fully engulfed in flames” when officials arrived to the scene.
Both Dunn and his passenger “died as a result of injuries sustained in the accident.” Cops will release more information on the passenger once officials can positively identify the body.
Cops say “speed may have been a contributing factor to the accident.”
An investigation into the crash is ongoing.

And this is his Porsche after the pulled it out of the woods this morning. I suddenly long for the time when Katie Holmes stomach was gonna be the most mangled body part we were gonna see all day.

Yes. Katie Holmes too.

By brendon June 20, 2011 @ 11:44 AM


Katie Holmes was also in a bikini this weekend, spending yesterday on Miami Beach with her daughter Suri, and if I could go back in time I’d go back to this morning and warn me that Katies stomach looked like this now, no doubt because she had that stupid kid, and not to open the pictures. So if science could get off their ass and invent a time machine, that would be great.

FUN FACT: the bag Katie is using with the horse on it, the one covered with sand and salt water, is from Hermes and cost $2,700.

Ginger Spice was in a bikini. Mostly.

By brendon June 20, 2011 @ 9:40 AM


The fact that girls have no idea about how to gauge size or measure things really paid off this weekend when Geri Halliwell tried to cover her boobs while changing bikini tops on a yacht off St. Jean Cap Ferrat, France. Because it turns out her hand isn’t nearly as big as she seems to think it is (this would be a good time to follow me on twitter, btw). Still, if someone had grabbed a baby and thrown it really high in the air so she’d have to reach up and catch it, I’d have been grateful.

(image source = fame)

Megan Fox is in a bikini

By brendon June 20, 2011 @ 8:21 AM


Megan Fox was in Hawaii this weekend, and spent most of it with her perfect body in a bikini on a beach with her husband, who’s name I can’t rememberer and didn’t look up. Besides if I were to name him it would establish a evidence trail leading back to me as I console Megan after he has a fatal “heart attack”.

SEXY UPDATE – more pics here.

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Ginger Spice is a role model

By brendon June 17, 2011 @ 5:08 PM


Geri Halliwell was in a bikini on a yacht off the coast of southern France today, and here we see her 5-year-old daughter Bluebell checking out her implants. Hopefully she’s not too curious about them though, because I don’t think she should get her own giant implants for at least another 10 years.

(image source = bauer griffin)

Friday headlines, with the Dark Knight Rises teaser

By brendon June 17, 2011 @ 4:03 PM

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES – has a teaser trailer running before ‘The Green Lantern’, and of course it’s already been iphoned and put online. I’m not really sure what the point to this was. I’m not gonna go buy tickets now, if that’s what they’re hinting at. (youtube)

CHRIS BROWN AND JUSTIN BIEBER – have a video for their faggity spelled song ‘Next 2 You’, about, “Brown being torn apart from his lady.” No doubt by the police. (celebuzz)

THE GREEN LANTERN – is getting just 24 percent on rotten tomatoes so far, but good word of mouth has it on pace for a terrific $55 million weekend anyway. So all those idiotic reviews with cutesy “too bad the ring couldn’t make any decent acting appear” type references were for nothing? How stunning. (deadline)

BAR REFAELI – tweeted that she broke her arm today, but didn’t say how. And neither will I. I don’t mean to lawyer up but sex in the shower was her idea, not mine. What am I, a gymnast. (twitter)