KANYE IS UNDER ARREST

Kanye West was arrested a few hours ago in the UK for assaulting a photographer but – brace yourself for the shock of your life – he will not be charged and has already been released. TMZ says...West was arrested at a hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning after... read more

HOLY MOLY

Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova all got together for a Victorias Secret shoot yesterday, possibly part of the big CBS runway show that airs every December, and I'm not kidding when I say I have absolutely masturbated to pictures that... read more

KANYE IS THE VOICE OF THIS GENERATION

Kanye West is an amazing man, a virtuoso in all artistic endeavors, especially music, where he will undoubtedly be seen as the GOAT, the Michael Jordan of recording artists. Guess whose opinion that is."I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go... read more

NEW WATCHMEN TRAILER

The second Watchman trailer, due to premiere today in front of "Quantum of Solace", hit teh net last night, and I think we’re close enough now for me to admit this thing gives me a hard on. I could never make it through the book, but being online so much has atrophied my... read more

THAT CRAZY WOMAN WASNT CRAZY

The family of Paula Goodspeed (the woman who was reportedly obsessed with Paula Abdul and killed herself outside the singers home) is coming to her defense, saying she wasn’t a stalker and wasn’t crazy. E! says..."She was not a stalker," Charles McIntyre, Goodspeed's only... read more

PARIS SHOULD PICK THIS ONE

TMZ says today that a girl named Corrie Loftin, currently a contestant on Paris Hiltons reality show on MTV, also sometimes goes by the name Devin Lexen. "Sometimes" meaning, "when she’s posing naked for Playboy". Poor Paris. I bet she’s just disgusted right now.... read more

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EVERYONE LOVES THE OLSEN TWINS

Protestors associated with PETA stood outside a Borders bookstore last night in LA to yell about Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, who were on hand to sign copies of their book, "Influence". I don’t know why PETA did this, but I'm gonna guess the Olsens use fur or wear fur or... read more

STFU JENNIFER ANISTON

When asked about then-husband Brad Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston told Vogue magazine, "what Angelina did was very uncool". In other words, she continues to talk about the past and blames Angelina. It's much more likely Brad Pitt woke up one day and... read more

ALESSANDRA DIDNT TAKE LONG

Alessandra Ambrosio is almost definitely the hottest piece of ass on the planet (other than your mom - ZING!), so of course she’s going to look spectacular in a bikini just two months after giving birth to a little girl. She’s like Wolverine. Her prettiness bounces right... read more

ANNES EX IS NOT HAPPY IN JAIL

Raffaello Follieri of course was Anne Hathaways boyfriend, seemingly a wealthy Italian playboy, but in reality a conman who stole millions from investors who believed he was a representative of the Vatican entrusted with upgrading and buying Roman Catholic churches across... read more

KANYE IS STILL A CRYBABY

Kanye West stamps his tiny feet any time there’s a prize given to any one but him. He even demanded a recount when I awarded the coveted "Worlds Greatest Grandpa" mug to my moms dad in 1985 (he edged out my dads dad, who died seventeen years earlier). Now Kanye says this... read more

HERES THAT DEAD WOMAN

Paul was handsome nice enough to send in a video of Paula Goodspeeds audition for "American Idol" in 2006. She’s the woman who killed herself outside of Paula Abduls home sometime last night. Her psychosis is on full display here, as she talks about idolizing Paula and... read more

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