TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!

By brendon January 04, 2012 @ 11:26 AM

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When Sinead O’Connor got married to drug counselor Barry Herridge last month in Vegas, things got off to a rocky start. Because she immediately took him to the hood to buy drugs. Suffice to say they separated 18 days later.

But last night Sinead announced that they’re reconciling, and she did it in the most disgusting way possible, by tweeting:

“Guess who had a mad love making affair with her own husband last night?”

Awww. It’s really touching to see two people make a connection like this. Despite their different interests (getting high, the exact opposite of getting high) she’s determined to make it work. Or maybe it’s because of their differences. If anyone should know where to score some awesome weed it should be a drug counsellor.

(image source = aol, splash)

Salma Hayek is getting a knighthood

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 10:44 PM

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Nicolas Sarkozy (the President of France) will award Salma Hayek (an actress with big boobs) the Légion d’Honneur, which is the equivalent of a French knighthood.

Hayek will receive a formal induction, which involves a Presidential medal pinning.
Her induction will likely occur at the Élysées Palace within the next two months, says a source.
Founded by Napoleon in 1802 as a merit award, the Legion of Honor is awarded to military personnel and civilians for service to France. It is not exclusively reserved for the French and is often awarded to figures of international standing.
Past recipients – who are entitled to wear a small rosette pin indicating their rank – include Jerry Lewis, Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford and Robert De Niro.

So, even though this has gone to actors in the past, you must be wondering why Salma fucking Hayek would get one. The answer is because her husband is one of the Presidents best friends. Another answer might be because she has huge boobs and this way Sarkozy can “accidentally” rub them when putting the pin on. I mean he’s making a joke of this award anyway, might as well gun it.

(classic image source of hayek at a 2006 press conference for ‘ugly betty’ = getty)

Kyra Sedgewick is oddly hot

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 9:24 PM

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Kyra Sedgewick spent the holidays in Hawaii with her husband Kevin Bacon, and she looked kinda hot until I realized she was Kyra Sedgewick. I guess because from the back she looks way better than I ever thought Kyra Sedgewick would look. So the key for Kyra Sedgewick to look hot is to not look anything like Kyra Sedgewick. It’s a real mixed blessing.

(image source = pacific coast)

Arnold is wearing his wedding ring again

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 7:37 PM

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Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn’t been seen wearing his wedding ring for several months, but INF reveals that he was wearing it again over the holidays while on vacation with his kids in Sun Valley, Idaho. And that he and Maria Shriver went to mass on Christmas Eve together. And that he apparently got his wedding ring from Jostens.

NOTE: guh. the page was supposed to be back to normal today, so I apologize for it being so slow. my girlfriend had to go to the emergency room this morning and to hear her tell it, that means I had to go too. someone seems to think they’re too good to take the bus, even after I offered to pay for it.

Olivia Wilde really is maybe dating Jason Sudeikis

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 3:46 PM

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A few weeks ago, Us magazine said that Olivia Wilde had maybe started dating Jason Sudeikis, but now they’re officially maybe dating after getting some coffee together in New York on new years day. Maybe next time they can go shopping for some red pants and he can complete his outfit as a primary color wheel.

(image source = pacific coast news)

Rosie O’Donnell got turned away by Sean Combs

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 2:57 PM

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Rosie O’Donnell was personally invited to Sean “Diddy” Combs’ New Year’s Eve party on Miami’s Star Island, but then when she showed up “casually dressed” with six friends, his security wouldn’t let her in. Probably because it was easier to just turn her away than it would have been to break down the buffet.

(source = ny post)

Jessica Alba is in a bikini

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 10:36 AM

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Jessica Alba spent the new year in Cabo San Lucas with Cash Warren, and she looks so good it’s easy to forget she has two kids. But she does. The slut. And of course she’s in a bikini. Dirty clothes for a dirty whore.

(image source = fame)

Katy Perry and Russell Brand file for divorce

By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 5:10 PM

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Because the best way to kill a story is to announce it right before a holiday, Katy Perry and Russell Brand confirmed the worlds worst secret today and filed for divorce.

A year after their fairy-tale wedding in India, it seems Katy Perry and Russell Brand won’t be living happily ever after.
Brand, 36, filed for divorce in Los Angeles on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences.
“Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage,” he said in a statement to PEOPLE. “I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”

So does this mean we can deport Russell Brand now? Because that would be terrific.