people are already writing lindsays obituary

Apparently the rumors about Lindsay Lohans drug addiction paint a picture of a life so out of control that news outlets are already writing her obituary, so they'll be ready when she drops to her knees for the last time. And right on cue, Saturday night she left a party... read more

mindy mccready has a sex tape

Mindy McCready has had a gold record, a platinum record, and 12 singles in the Billboard top 100, including two top 10s and a number 1. But that all ended in 2002. Since then she's only made the news for drinking an impossible amount of alcohol and revealing an affair... read more

divorce is now inevitable

Sandra Bullock has spent the past few weeks in Austin, Texas, hiding from the media as stories of her husbands infidelity came in like waves. But this weekend she returned to LA, and it's safe to say absence from Jesse did not make her heart grow fonder. Popeater says...... read more

katy perry seems fun

Katy Perry wore a sexy blue wig and super tight dress to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards this weekend, and if she enjoys unwrapping a package and having things at chest level discharge all over her face, I may have discovered my soul mate. [gallery guid=808936] read more

cameron diaz and hollywood really do suck

Cameron Diaz filmed some scenes for 'Bad Teacher' this weekend, and I don't know what that's about, but this is probably a safe bet: Trailer/ Poster - If the poster doesn't say "Hot For Teacher" or the trailer doesn't play "Hot For Teacher", I will eat my fucking hat.... read more

site issues

Did you know Nikola Tesla was transmitting data wirelessly up to 30 miles, way back in 1896. Meanwhile, up here in 2010, Comcast can't figure out how to do the same thing, with wires, over a distance of 4 miles. Fantastic. read more

the vanilla gorilla (update!)

Jesse James is an idiot, so I refuse to accept the possibility that Michelle Bombshell gave him the nickname 'Vanilla Gorilla' because he has a big dick. More likely is that he still has this Halloween costume that he wore back in 2004, seven months before he and Sandra... read more

lindsay got denied from another party

For two years I've been begging people to stop pretending like Lindsay Lohan was still a big deal and to stop letting her into parties and bars. She's a complete fuckup and a burden in every way. Someone had to put their foot down, and that foot was me (*). So... read more

kelly bensimon in a bikini, part 5

'Real Housewives of New York' star Kelly Bensimon is still in Miami today, and I never noticed how vascular she is. And veiny too! I don't really like girls that strong. What if she's jacking me off and then she gets mad about something and rips my penis off and starts... read more

kim kardashian is dating already

Back in June someone told me that Reggie Bush was cheating on Kim Kardashian with a receptionist at East Jefferson Hospital in New Orleans, so the new rumor that he slept with a waitress from Red Rock on Sunset sort of fits that same mold. But before anyone starts... read more

this should fix everything

Lindsay Lohan has been a self-destructive, drug-addicted brat for about 4 years now, but the real problem has been her eye color. That must be why she has some new blue contacts. It's good to see her conquering her demons and making the changes that will get her life... read more

sandra would have hit jesse with a baseball bat

Back In January, every woman in America hated Tiger Woods, except for the two dozen that he was having sex with. And when Sandra Bullock was asked about Tiger and the rumor that his wife hit him with a golf club when she discovered his affairs, Sandra agreed that... read more