Channing Tatum was in a bar fight

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 1:45 AM

Channing Tatum was in a bar fight according to this story I only read the headline to because I refuse to accept this montone doofus as some sort of actor I’m supposed to care about. From what I could tell by glancing at the pictures though he wasn’t in the fight at all and was just near the fight and it was dumb and nothing happened. That would also be an accurate description of ‘GI Joe’.


‘Real Steel’ won the weekend box office

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 1:40 AM

‘Real Steel’ was the number 1 movie at the box office this weekend, grossing a fairly weak $27.3 million. ‘Ides of March’ was second with $10.4 million, ‘Dolphin Tale’ was third with $9.1M, ‘Moneyball’ fourth with $7.5M, and ‘50/50’ was fifth with $5.5 million. I didn’t see any of those by the way so don’t tell me how ‘Real Steel’ ends. I bet it’s surprising!


Jennifer Garner is adorable

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 6:00 PM


Jennifer Garner visited her daughters school in Santa Monica today, and despite the fact that she’s an instantly recognizable actress who is married to a very famous actor, when they gave her a sticker to wear as a name tag, she actually wore it (it says “Jennifer Affleck” if you cant tell).

And yes I realize that’s completely normal behavior and that’s the point. In Hollywood that’s astounding. Do you really think someone like Jennifer Aniston would do this? She’d rather die. Unless you wrote Jennifer Pitt on it, in which case she’d put it on immediately and then curl up on the floor and cry. Hahaha! We should do that! I hate that bitch!

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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are dating

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 4:46 PM


Being famous must be great because just last week Blake Lively was dating Leonardo Dicaprio, but then they broke up, and around 5 minutes later he was already dating some Australian model and she’s apparently dating Ryan Reynolds. E! says

the Green Lantern costars were spotted on Friday on an Amtrak train from New York City to Boston.
The following night, they reportedly had dinner for two at a Beantown sushi restaurant.
Well, guess who were very lovey-dovey on Monday while waiting for a train at Boston’s Back Bay station.
You got it: Reynolds and Lively.

I like how E! wrote that as if I was really supposed to guess who was very lovey dovey at the train station. I assumed it was rhetorical but apparently not. They actually gave you the answer in case you got it wrong. The typical E! viwewer must be dumber than fucking dirt.

Britney Spears is easily influenced

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 3:53 PM


Britney Spears performed in Paris last night, and during the show she damn near got a little too French and let her tits out during the show. Someone should give Kate Upton a recording contract and send her to Paris immediately.

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Demi Moore cant forgive Ashton Kutcher

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 11:44 AM


Even though Ashton Kutcher has now apologized for banging some random girls in a hot tub in Vegas on their wedding anniversary, his wife Demi Moore is STILL making a big deal out of it and refuses to forgive him. Typical woman! He’s popular, why can’t she just be happy for him?

A stressed-out Demi Moore can’t forgive Ashton Kutcher for cheating on her withSara Leal and the marriage is over despite a last-ditch attempt at counseling.
“They’ve been in counseling,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They separated about six weeks ago. Both went to Kaballah counseling hoping to save the marriage. But it’s over now.”

Oh, the Kaballah counseling didn’t work? I’m stunned beyond belief. Has he been wearing his sorcerers string? And it still didn’t work? Maybe he needed even more magic, like a bewitched snap bracelet or a hexed pair of shoes.

Ali Larter is not shy

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 11:11 AM


Ali Larter played a little tenis yesterday in West Hollywood, and at one point it seems she had to adjust her panties. A lot. And she did it right there on the court. Right out in public. Which is a little weird. Go inside perv, have some dignity, this isn’t Alabama for fucks sake.

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The Simpsons is finally getting cancelled

By brendon October 06, 2011 @ 8:34 PM


Fox has made 1 billion dollars off the Simpsons during it’s 23 year run, but this season will be the last unless the cast agrees to a massive pay cut by tomorrow. Re-read that part about Fox making a billion dollars and you’ll get an idea about how excited they are about that idea.

The Wrap says…

Fox wants “The Simpsons” for one more season at most — and only if it can pay 25 to 30 percent less for it, an executive close to the show told TheWrap. The disclosure comes as producers have agreed to salary cuts to keep the show going, and the show’s six voice actors have been asked to decide by Friday whether they will agree to have their payment cut almost in half.
TheWrap reported Wednesday that, as ammunition in their salary dispute, the actors have commissioned a study estimating the show has made $1 billion in profits over its 23-season run. The study projected that the studio will eventually make about $2.9 billion from the show.

They should probably agree to the cut because that show has sucked for at least 15 years. If I were Fox I would threaten to just re-air the fist seven seasons in order. I’d explain how those would be way better and wouldn’t cost a dime. And if that didn’t work I’d tell them the cookies they just ate were poisoned.