madonna is a mean old bitch

Madonna of course has adopted two kids from the African country of Malawi, her little boy Davie and her little girl Mercy, and now she's building a 15 million dollar school for girls there. What a dynamite lady! Surely there's no way this story could end up with Madonna... read more

friday morning headlines

ANGELINA JOLIE - has no plans to adopt another child while in Haiti this week. They should get her drunk. Girls tend to be much more receptive to new ideas once they're good and drunk. (cnn) INGLORIOUS BASTERDS - is closing the gap on 'Hurt Locker' and 'Avatar' and is... read more

thursday night headlines

JON GOSSELIN - has a tiny penis, according to his ex girlfriend, Halley Glassman. "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny. (I) would laugh about it with my mom." Jon Gosselin had no comment, the beginning of 6 months without mentioning her, so that... read more

kelly bensimon is kind of hot

The Playboy with Kelly Bensimon from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City' goes on sale tomorrow, but has the pictures today, and … damn. This chick is freakin hot. There are 4 pics under the cut but to see them all you have to go to the playboy website.... read more

lindsay just lost $150,000

Lindsay Lohan has no money because no one will hire her, and no one will hire her because she's an irresponsible brat. So when Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner offered her $150,000 to attend the Vienna Opera Ball (in the past he's hired Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra... read more


Anne Hathaway is in this months GQ, and lo-res copies of a few of the pictures were around last week, but now, finally, some high quality versions of all the pics have made their way online. This must be a welcome relief to Anne, who can take comfort in the fact that her... read more

ireland baldwin has gotten her revenge

America first met Alec Baldwins daughter Ireland (who is 13 in these pictures from last year, btw) in 2008 when he left a message on her phone calling her a "rude, thoughtless little pig", among other things. And since women are black-hearted monsters, she's probably... read more

jessica simpson seems flattered

Black and white alike all hate John Mayer now after his comments about women and race were published in Playboy yesterday. The only person who seems happy about it is Jessica Simpson in this TMZ video, because him saying she was a tiger in the sack is the best press... read more

what a sexy girl

Lady Gaga was in New York last night to play a party for amfAR, hosted by M.A.C, and out of all her crazy looks, this is the one I hope catches on. I like girls who look like they have some horrible plague-like infection and boils all over their face. And dull brown... read more

what in the hell is that

You may find this hard to believe, but Debbie Gibson put on a bikini for the new InTouch magazine (full size picture here), not as some kind of warning, but because she's happy with the way she looks. "I'm at 114 pounds. I was okay at my previous weight, but I felt like... read more

ok! magazine is deceptive

Kendra Wilkinson is having a rough week. On Sunday her husband had on on-sides kick bounce off his face in the SuperBowl, and now people are noticing how suspiciously good she looks on the cover of OK! magazine, considering she gained 55 pounds for a pregnancy that ended... read more

john mayer really is an asshole

The vast majority of John Mayers Playboy interview (now online at is made up of the reporter occasionally interrupting while Mayer composes a love letter to himself. The Jessica Simpson stuff has already been covered, but Mayer goes on to explain why he's... read more