Britney Spears is having problems

Stop me if you've heard this one before, but both the New York Post and the New York Daily News are saying today that Britney Spears' marital problems are getting worse. The Post says that Spears and husband Kevin Federline had a very heated argument after flying from New York to Los Angeles, a fight so angry that Kevin packed a bag and checked into the Beverly Hills Hotel. The News takes it a step further and says...

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Paris Hilton music is online

Music superstar Paris Hilton put four tracks from her first album on her MySpace website last night, and you can hear her contribution to the arts right here. Why a billionaire princess has a free blog on MySpace with other self-important loners (cough, cough) is an awesome question but not really relevant for now. Most seemed to be expecting a KFed level train wreck, but her music is a pretty much a cut-and-paste of...

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Violet Ann Affleck

Violet Affleck was born last night in Los Angeles. Jennifer Garner was induced and gave birth to a healthy baby girl while husband and father Ben Affleck stood by her side. The child is the first for both. Affleck, 33, and Garner, 34, were married June 29, almost two months after news of the pregnancy was leaked. I personally wouldn't have given my little girl a name that sounds so much like Violent Affect, but I'm...

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Keira Knightley has to beg for it

Keira Knightley broke up with model Jamie Dornan earlier this year, but is reportedly so desperate to win him back that she is delivering flowers and food to his home. Keira is said to want their relationship to have another chance, but Dornan is trying to start a career in music and is ignoring her advances. "She brings flowers and food round to his bachelor flat and tries to give it a woman's touch. (But) at the...

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Enrique Iglesias is upset

Contact Music says that Enrique Iglesias "has lashed out at suggestions he has a small penis, branding the rumours 'hurtful'". Enrique was quoted last month, seemingly upset about the lack of condoms made for the more discreet gentleman. "I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people." But now he claims that the stories are having a detrimental effect on his relationship with...

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Liv Tyler got kinda fat

Being the person who gives pedicures probably has its advantages at times. Not as much as bikini-waxer or roller-coaster expert, but still, its normally hot chicks coming in for stuff like that. Oh boy, but then there are times like this. If you turn your TV or radio down right now, and you stare at the pictures hard enough, you can actually hear Liv Tyler breathing. That deep husky wheeze, like it

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Kate Winslet got kinda hot

Meanwhile, Kate Winslet went from Hollywoods version of the flag squad to being borderline hot. Not only that, but she's fully naked in what she calls "very explicit sex scenes" in the upcoming Little Children. Says the great Sun UK: "If you had said to me 15 years ago that when I was nearly 30, and had two children, I would be doing some very explicit sex scenes, I swear to God, that literally would have been my...

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Scott Stapp is a jackass

Not one but two delightful stories today about former Creed front man Scott Stapp being a drunken ass in the past few days, the first from The New York Daily News about his appearance on the Spike TV show Casino Cinema: "According to multiple sources on the set, the 32-year-old Stapp appeared intoxicated when he arrived

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the Bat Mitzvah had cameras

I have absolutely no idea what Tabloid Baby is, but they somehow got their hands on exclusive pictures from the Bat Mitzvah over the weekend hosted by David H. Brooks and costing an estimated 10 million dollars, most of that on entertainment. Here is G-Unit street thug 50 Cent on stage at the little girls birthday party, either before or after he enjoyed some ice cream cake and played pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. Also...

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Billy Zane is topless

Sometimes I get emails from the girl readers and they say I don't put up enough pictures for them. Well, I'm about to make up for that baby. Here you go. Billy. Zane. Topless. That's right. The Phantom himself. On the beach. In all his hunky splendor. Light a candle, close the blinds and have at yourself ladies. Dont be shy. An international playboy like Billy Zane wouldnt have it any other way. Here he is last week...

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Ben Affleck just got paid

There may finally be a good reason why Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are constantly photographed in line at Starbucks or buying Starbucks or drinking Starbucks or with their hands on their chins and their eyes skyward and a giant coffee cup in a halo of light above their heads. The New York Daily News says: "the caffeinated couple has snagged an exclusive seven-figure contract with Starbucks Coffee Co. to drink, be...

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50 Cent just got paid

50 Cent is said to have earned 500,000 dollars for less than 30 minutes work at a Bat Mitzvah for the daughter of multi-millionaire David H. Brooks. Brooks, who ironically made his money in the body armor industry, paid a total of 10 million dollar for the days entertainment, who also included Nelly, Ciara, Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks, Joe Perry and Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, Joe Walsh and Don Henley of The Eagles, Kenny...

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Sienna Miller has been crazy for a while

This picture showed up online last night, the action photo from this set of candids, the last most recent time Sienna Miller lost her mind and fought like a girl and attacked a photographer. And some genius on LiveJournal was awesome enough to dredge up the pictures below from last May. This is how you can tell a girl is hot. Cause the guys just stand there and watch an assault take place. Its not cool, its not right,...

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Kate Beckinsale is adamant

If you ever see Kate Beckinsale just kinda walking around, accuse her of getting breast implants. Cause she might lift up her shirt and show you her kick-ass rack. She might also yell and mace you, but still, awesome, right. "Half the fucking Western world has said I've had a boob job. If I could, I'd just lift my top up right now and get it over with. The rumors upset me because of the connotation that I'm the kind...

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Matt Damon has a hot ass

Matt Damon says that real life friend George Clooney can't get enough of his butt, and he tries to pinch it at least once a day, but not on the set of the somber new movie Syriana. "George grabs my ass every day. At least once a day. That's why I've done three movies with him. George is normally so fun and vibrant - like grabbing my ass - but during the shoot he really wasn't. He was very serious." I'm sure lots of...

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