Avril Lavigne Makes Out With Winnie Cooper

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Forget every bad thing I ever said about Avril Lavigne, her stupid bloated midget first husband, her musical soul robbing Nickelback second husband, her trumped up skater persona, and even her being Canadian and therefore deserving of being locked... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Blame Her Parents

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It took me a while to watch the Lindsay Lohan interview with Fat Oprah. I had a few other things on my DVR in higher priority. All six seasons of Mad Men that I’ve told people I watched but... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston In A Bikini

August 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes I wonder to myself, will Jennifer Aniston ever find true love? Then I realize those are the bad thoughts they taught me to suppress at conversion camp and I just look at her tits and think she looks... READ MORE

Drake Was Pulled Over By A Female Cop (VIDEO)

August 21, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Rapper Drake posted a video to his Instagram yesterday morning after he was pulled over by a female cop for not having a front plate or something, and he spent about 10 seconds talking about how cute the officer... READ MORE

Maria Sharapova Almost Changed Her Name To Sugarpova

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tennis star Maria Sharapova apparently has her own candy line, in addition to legs that could snap a grown man’s neck in a split second, and she celebrated the one-year anniversary of the Sugarpova brand yesterday at some store... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Hosted A Party At A Strip Club

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

“Entrepreneur”, “celebrity” and porn star Farrah Abraham continued her rise to the bottom as she hosted a party at the Crazy Horse 3 strip club in Las Vegas last night. Things probably still aren’t going as expected for Farrah,... READ MORE

Kendra Andrews In a Bikini

August 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Outside of the family tendency toward gunts, Erin Andrews sister Kendra is kind of hot. You don’t have to rent a hotel room next to her and drill a hole in the wall to see her mostly naked. So,... READ MORE

Leif Garrett Advises Justin Bieber

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When asked if he has advice for Justin Bieber, Leif Garrett might consider saying something like, ‘As a drug abuser, alcoholic, and ex-con for the past thirty years, I’m the last person to be giving anybody advice.” But, instead,... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde Is Really Good Looking

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde is a particularly fetching young lady. I can’t help but feel that if I had a girlfriend who looked like Olivia, I would go out socially far more often. In fact, every night. I’d swing one arm... READ MORE

Prince Gets Meta On His New Album Cover

August 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Prince’s new album cover for “Breakfast Can Wait” isn’t a picture of the real prince, it’s Dave Chappelle. The picture is a screengrab from a classic sketch on Chappelle Show in which Charlie Murphy tells the tale of playing... READ MORE