Gemma Arterton is in a bikini, hard to impress

Gemma Arterton (English model and actress, star of ‘Quantum of Solace', 'Clash of the Titans', ‘Prince of Persia') is on vacation with some unworthy big-titted jackass in Italy this week, and if I'm interpreting this right, the key to getting a girl who would normally be... read more

Lindsay Lohan is already breaking the law again

This story about Lindsay Lohan running a stop sign because she was racing to a bar this weekend, just 5 days after getting out of rehab, is so full of shocking surprises, you should probably check with your physician before you read it. Fox News says... Early Sunday... read more

Britney Spears is still in a bikini

Britney Spears was still in Hawaii this weekend, and still in a bikini and still with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. And, I guess, her kids are just home somewhere. Hopefully with a nanny. Or just leaving them in the yard works too. They'll keep coming around if you feed... read more

Paris Hilton charged with felony possession of cocaine

Paris Hilton was charged with felony possession of cocaine today in Las Vegas, and if convicted, she could face a minimum of one year in jail. This all began Friday night after she was pulled over for suspicion of smoking marijuana, leading police to find .8 grams of... read more

the Emmys, as always, were a baffling mess

The Hollywood Reporter says the ratings for last nights Emmy Awards were just slightly higher than last year (a 10.0 in 2009, a 10.1 for 2010) which proves that people will watch anything because that show never makes any god damn sense. First of all, everyone always... read more

Christina Hendricks was at the Emmys

You know how when child molesters go to jail they sometimes castrate them because there's no way to talk them out of wanting to fuck little kids? To them it's like the greatest thing in the world, and there's no amount of therapy to ever ever change that? Well I'm the... read more

Paris Hilton was arrested with cocaine

Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of cocaine Friday night in Vegas, the third time this summer she's been detained by police for drugs (1, 2), and the third time this summer I've hoped someone is cutting coke with ground up glass. Us magazine says... Police pulled... read more

pointless Melissa Archer post

(these are pictures of Melissa Archer at the 2010 Daytime Emmys in June because she was just mentioned as better than Christine Hendricks but there weren't any pictures to link to. so this is her. redder hair, better tits, and her panties won't look like a fishing net.)... read more

Friday afternoon headlines

HALLE BERRY - broke up with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry back in April after dating for 4 years, but they looked like the perfect family yesterday in London with their daughter. It's nice to see two beautiful millionaires finally catch a break. (daily mail) KARISSA SHANNON -... read more

50 Cent had a rough night

50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan. "I can't believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit." "Got dam it motherfuckers I'm having a... read more

Jessica Alba forgot something

Jessica Alba had a rooftop photo shoot in LA yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you could kind of see up her dress. But not enough to see anything great. It was pretty disappointing. In fact, considering what was at stake, I don't think it's unmanly to admit... read more

Britney might be getting married again

Britney Spears is still in a bikini at a fancy resort on Maui with her boyfriend Jason Trawick, whom she's dated since March of '09, and yesterday they spent some time at a church there. Was this related in any way to the cover story for this weeks OK magazine, which... read more

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