Lindsay Lohan is not in any new movies

Lindsay Lohan has beaten out Blake Lively and Sienna Miller to star as Victoria Gotti in a $75,000,000 biopic of John Gotti starring John Travolta according to TMZ, and that's a complete crock of shit with no basis in reality whatsoever. There's no mention of this movie,... read more

Karina Smirnoff is naked in Playboy, trouble

It was definitely surprising when Hugh Hefner went on twitter yesterday and announced that Karina Smirnoff, who has been on Dancing With The Stars for 9 seasons, would be naked in the May issue of Playboy. He's 400 years old. How the hell does he know how to tweet? But... read more

William Shakespeare never wrote a word

For the record, William Shakespeare, this guy, the son of a glove maker born in Stratford, England, in 1564 and widely considered the greatest writer to ever live, never wrote a single play, poem or sonnet. There's no evidence he ever wrote a thing. Historically, that... read more

Kirsten Dunst is as hot as ever

Remember when Kirsten Dunst was a huge star? That was weird, huh? But it's true. And it drove me insane. She was my nemesis. Not only was she disgusting to look at, with her cold clammy fishlike skin and creepy little baby teeth offset by two big giant fangs, but she was... read more

Eva Longoria flashed David Letterman

Eva Longoria was on David Letterman last night to promote her new cookbook (wait, what), and since she's not afraid to dress sexy she dressed sexy. And by that I mean she wore some very short shorts and a super tight jacket and that was it. An outfit like that doesn't... read more

Rosa Blasi has a book to promote

Ever heard of Make It or Break It? Yeah me neither. Apparently it's on ABC Family, and "follows a group of teen Olympic hopefuls as they train and prepare for their day in the spotlight." Well Rosa Blasi is on that show, and her day in the spotlight begins right now... read more

Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis to be his third "goddess"

When you surround yourself with one kind of person long enough, you start to think all people are like that. Date a bunch of dirty whores for a year or two, then go out with an accountant and she's gonna look pretty surprised when you nonchalantly pound it in her ass. In... read more

LeAnn Rimes is photogenic

When LeAnn Rimes took the court Monday night to sing the National Anthem before the NCAA basketball championship game, it was hard not to notice that she looked like hell, a boney horse-legged mess. So to fight back at rumors wondering if she has an eating disorder,... read more

the star of 'Teen Mom' is in a bikini

Just to be clear that's not Jenelle Evans, the star of Teen Mom, in the headline. That's Page 3 model Leilani Dowding on Miami beach yesterday, about 10 minutes before she finally took off that suffocating bikini top and playfully splashed around in the water (NSFW). Now... read more

Jennifer Aniston thinks she should marry George Clooney

Jennifer Aniston is such a delight to be around that she cant keep a boyfriend for more than a week, and to put that into perspective, even that women who cut off her husbands dick while he was asleep went on to get engaged and have a 14 year relationship. Perhaps... read more

Mollie Kings trip to the pool was a complete success

Thanks to the quiet dignity of the ... London ... tabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And ... read more

Billy Crystal has still got it

Proving that his powers of comic observation are as razor sharp and lightning fast as they've ever been, Billy Crystal has noticed that the young people of today sure do like vampires. And that was the end of his idea. Nonetheless he took that information and got Helen... read more

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement