lindsay has a sense of humor

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay LohanI think this is some kind of parody because I logged on to all 11 of my internet matchmaking sites and Lindsay wasn’t on any of them. But I made good use of my time and updated my profile to take out the part about how, “... read more

mel gibson has moved on

Early this morning, a spokesperson for a Russian singer named Oksana Kolesnikova followed Mel Gibson in issuing a public statement denying that they (Oksana and Mel, not the spokesperson and Mel) were having an affair. He told TMZ:"Somehow Oksana is being linked to Mr.... read more

melanie griffith really is insane

Melanie Griffith was in Spain yesterday with her husband Antonio Banderas for Easter, and it may seem weird to watch a parade dressed like a wicked queen who poisons apples in a fable about talking mice and magic, but Melanie Griffith is dangerously crazy, so in that... read more

how is this legal?

What sexual predator decided that the press is allowed to shove their camera up a girls skirt as long as the girl is famous? How can that be? Can they chop off locks of her hair and sell it too? Is that any worse than this? It's not like Jessica Simpson is 30-feet-tall -... read more

mel gibson is so screwed

After 28 years of marriage, Mel Gibsons wife Robyn has filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences." It is said they have been essentially separated for two and a half years, beginning around the time of his 2006 drunk driving arrest. And now he is going to get... read more

leann rimes is so fascinating

LeAnn Rimes went on the Today this morning to promote her new biography, and she wasn’t shy about addressing her megastardom and the pressures of life inside an unrelenting media spotlight. In fact she made those things up just so she could address them. "I think people... read more

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tila tequila had a rough night

First things first: did you know that you're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206. Isn’t that crazy! Where do they go?!?! And here’s another: in France, a “French kiss” is called an “English kiss”. Huh?!?! Amazing but true! Anyway,... read more

what a sexy easter

It was a mostly traditional Easter egg hunt in Beverly Hills yesterday, where Kate Beckinsale wore bunny ears and a fluffy white tail. “Traditional” in the sense that the women hid easter eggs and candy, but different because every guy had to hide something too. Namely,... read more

lindsay got replaced already

I’ve never been dumped of course, but I bet when you are you at least like to think that the other person is sitting at home crying, miserable and alone. I know that’s what Lindsay Lohan is thinking. Unfortunately for her Sam is doing the 100 percent opposite of that. A... read more

wtf is reese wearing

Knights used to try to chop off each others heads with less protection than Reese Witherspoon used to shag a fly ground balls yesterday in Culver City. People who test bulletproof vests don’t wear anything over their face, yet for some reason Reese needed all this to save... read more

afternoon headlines

ED WESTWICK - the Gossip Girl star has apparently gotten so fat they had to buy an entirely new wardrobe for the show. This could be a real problem, especially if some magic spell causes more than 300 people on earth to know who that fuck is. (source = imdb)GORE VERBINSKI... read more

madonna is moving to africa. sorta.

Even though the government there told her to F off last week when she tried to adopt a little girl, Madonna is said to be building a home in the African nation of Malawi. The Sun says...(She) has instructed her architects to draw up plans for a home in the African... read more

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