BRITNEY IS MISERABLE, PHOTOGENIC

The Sun UK said last week that Britney Spears was growing increasingly frustrated by the strict controls placed on her by her father, who essentially handles all of her money and does what he can to keep her away from clubs and parties. Today TMZ says much of the same,... read more

GO KILL YOURSELF TRAVIS BARKER

Following his August 20th plane crash that killed four others and left Travis Barker and DJ AM with third degree burns, Barker is suingBombardier Inc (the planes manufacturer), Clay Lacy Aviation and Global Exec Aviation (the charter companies), and Goodyear Tire and... read more

MEGAN FOX IS FASCINATING

It's always slow in Hollywood around the holidays, and this week is looking to be no exception. The only real story today was the American Music Awards last night, but everyone looked like hell so who cares. Luckily there’s Megan Fox, who went out with her dork bf and hit... read more

OH GOD THIS IS NASTY

The News of the World says that Blake Fielder is leaving his wife Amy Winehouse for some German model I’ve never heard of, but way way more distressing than that is the graphic picture the News paints of Blake and Amy’s wild sex life, which apparently was filled with... read more

PARIS IS STILL BORING

Paris Hilton hosted the Pussycat Dolls at the Viper Room in Hollywood last night, and I don’t know what the hell that means but Paris still does stuff like this all the time. And it's easy to see why. She's a perfect choice to host any event or endorse any product,... read more

ITS ANNALYNNE MCCORD DAY

I only barely knew who AnnaLynne McCord was a week ago, so it was very wise of her to run around the set of Beverly Hills 90210 with her tits out, then strut around in a bikini and bend over a lot. Very wise indeed. Now I know exactly who she is. Every move between us is... read more

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ANNALYNNE MCCORD WAS IN A BIG HURRY

Normally when you see a picture of a famous girl losing her top, it's easy to imagine the whole scene took just a few seconds but since every instant of these peoples lives are photographed, that was more than enough time to get 8000 pictures. But AnnaLynne McCord was... read more

ANGELINA JOLIE RUNS THE WORLD

According to the New York Times, Angelina Jolie (who looks disturbingly like Russell Brand in that picture) uses her fame and celebrity status to manipulate her press coverage and get almost complete control over the content in her interviews. All celebrities ask for... read more

OF COURSE THEY GAVE IT A DUMB NAME

Ashlee Simpson welcomed her first child last night, a son, with husband Pete wentz, and was there any doubt these retards were given give the kid an awful embarrassing name? People says...Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long."Ashlee, Pete... read more

KATIE PRICE IS A GOOD MOM

You probably think this is Katie Price at some kind of Excellence In Parenting Awards ceremony, but no, it's her at a launch for her new lingerie line. It just looks like gold medal parenting because she brought her three-year-old son along with her. Everyone agreed it... read more

JENNIFERS CRAZY STALKER SEEMS NICE

Jennifer Garner today received a permanent restraining order against Steven Burky, a 36-year-old man from Pennsylvania who has been following Garner obsessively since 2002. He’s appeared on her film sets, at her home and at personal appearances, and has written her... read more

GOD I WANNA PUNCH THIS BITCH

Is anyone else completely bored with Madonna and her attention-starved theatrics? The grass dress she wore to a UNICEF dinner in New York last night was just the latest example of her "shocking" behavior. Hopefully, in keeping with her theme, someone sprayed some RoundUp... read more

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