The guy in the picture is Griffin O’Neal, and the wake he and his wife and daughter drove 300 miles to attend is in the other direction. Griffin is going this way because his dad Ryan O’Neal banned him from attending Farrah Fawcetts funeral.
This may seem surprising until you remember that the two highlights of their relationship are when Griffin killed Francis Ford Coppolas son in a boating accident in 1986, and when Ryan shot Griffin and hit his pregnant wife in the face with a fireplace poker in 2007.
So basically they’re mortal enemies, and Griffin probably only showed up to be a smartass, but at least he was direct about it. This weekend my mortal enemy said, hey let me buy you a drink. And I thought that was nice of him. But then the drink comes and it’s this bright green liquid, hissing and bubbling with fog coming off the top. After a few sips, guess what, it was a trick! The whole thing was a trick!