Brandi Glanville Reminds Us All That We Live in Glass Houses

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brandi Glanville brought out the ‘you’re not so perfect yourself’ cliche on Twitter to defend her drunken, half-naked, tampon string showing stumble around West Hollywood the other night. “When ur PERFECT and make all the right decisions ALL the... READ MORE

Naomi Watts Wears A Fake Baby Bump While Filming

July 11, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Naomi Watts isn’t really pregnant, she’s just pretending. I had a girl do that to me once. I showed her my 1040 statements for the last three years and she had a fake miscarriage. We both wept over the... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel In Victoria’s Secret Campaign

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know why women would ever look at lingerie ads. Do you really care what underwear looks like on a perfect model’s body? Men’s underwear ads always feature a genitally neutered male because the last thing dude’s wants... READ MORE

Jay-Z Is Still Feuding With Robert De Niro (VIDEO)

July 11, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Robert De Niro allegedly got pissy with Jay-Z last year at a party, because he was upset that the rapper didn’t return his phone calls about God knows what. De Niro reportedly talked down to Jay like a child... READ MORE

Melody Thornton In A Bikini

July 11, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Minnie Driver Is Where the Sun Will Never Find Her — The Beach

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Minnie Driver is yet another one of the celebrities wearing those stupid Panama hats and oversized sunglasses and protective tops to shield her from the mindless killing machine that is El Sol. Here’s a thing, if you’re scared of... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway Apparently Started A Ska Band

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Anne Hathaway went out for a stroll to see some friends in California yesterday. Well, at least I think it’s Anne. The person in these pictures also looks kind of like a guy I knew who worked at a... READ MORE

Beyonce Gets Nude And Covered In Glitter

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess that’s how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to... READ MORE

John Mayer Might Not Be The World’s Biggest Douchebag After All

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

John Mayer and Katy Perry are reportedly dating again, and that’s cool for both of them, because she likes being with guys who seem like massive tools and he’s a grown man still singing songs about Taylor Swift. Really,... READ MORE

Kate Upton Has Big Boobs

July 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton got a new haircut. I read that somewhere. And I will confirm as soon as I get done staring at her breasts for a few more minutes. If I was a woman I’d ask for boobs just... READ MORE