New Zealand has a Fashion Week, apparently, and it’s going on now, and creepy weirdo Richie Rich had his show last night. He’s the graceful swan who roller skated 10 feet then fell down. Pam Anderson was the star of the show, and I’m using “star” in the loosest possible sense. All she really did was walk down the runway in clothes that were clearly going to fall off and then did. I think I got a virus just opening these. And I don’t mean a computer virus. I mean syphilis.
Khloe Kardashian (see here with sisters Kim and Kortney) may or may not actually end up marrying Lamar Odom this weekend, but he canceled the big bachelor party that was planned for last night at Les Duex, and instead had a less orchestrated get together with some friends at STK and Guys and Dolls. And it was every bit as boring as that made it sound. Radar says…
“Lamar was smoking a cigar and dancing up on the back of the booth. He was definitely getting a ton of attention from the ladies but he wasn’t interested. At one point, a hot brunette girl put her hands onto his chest and tried to feel him up but he just took her hands off and kept walking.”
God this dude sucks. What the hell kind of bachelor party was that? Was the wildest part of the night when they brought out the pinata or when everyone personalized their cupcakes?
MEGAN FOX – yesterday there was the Megan-Fox-girl-kissing scene from ‘Jennifers Body’, now comes the famous Megan-Fox-getting-out-of-the-water-naked scene. And it’s terrific. They shot it perfectly. So Sexy. There’s really nothing I would have done differently.
JOE FRANCIS – is being sued for a million dollars by Jayde Nicole, the girl he beat up in a bar in August. Jayde says she suffered a “black eye, swollen face, bruised ribs, a sore and bruised abdomen region, bruised arms and legs, ripped out hair along with utter emotional distress and humiliation and she claims she suffered permanent disability.” I get everything but “humiliation”. She dates Brody Jenner. How much pride could she really have? (radar)
LILY ALLEN – says she is done making music. “Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record.” Luckily she says this kind of thing all the time. She’s awesome, but very emotional. The type who would try to kill herself by holding her breath. (the sun)
RANDY QUAID – has been arrested in Marfa, Texas for that hotel bill thing, but they didn’t go down easy. “there was a struggle and deputies had to wrestle Evi to the ground as she screamed loudly … Randy assaulted (deputies) physically and verbally and resisted arrest.” They will now be extradited to Santa Barbara, which actually sounds really relaxing. (tmz)
It must be exciting for Lindsay Lohan to watch as her supporting actors from ‘Mean Girls’ race along in Hollywood and do more and more good work while she wakes up in a fog at 3pm wondering why her asshole hurts.
One of those co-stars, Amanda Seyfried, is in this months GQ to promote her movies ‘Jennifer’s Body’ with Megan Fox, and ‘Chloe’ with Julianne Moore and Liam Neeson. ‘Chloe’ opens later his year, but an early screening made it one of the stars at the prominent Toronto Film Festival. By comparison, a screening of Lindsays most recent movie, ‘Labor Pains’, made it the star of several prominent trash cans, as people bought it for a dollar but then just threw it away.
The Santa Barbara County Police Department has issued warrants for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Evi after they ran up a bill of over $10,000 at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch, and then just, sort of left. Turns out that’s illegal. Radar says…
…the couple is expected to be charged with three felony counts each: Defrauding an innkeeper, conspiracy and Burglary, and that bail will be set at $20,000.
…a source close to the investigation confirmed that Randy and Evi also owe the Hotel Bel-Air $17,000 in unpaid hotel bills and are holding on to a rental car that has been reported missing by Hertz Rent-A-Car.
Who knows what these vultures really want from Randy but he can’t very well pay every single hotel bill AND prance around in fancy full length fur coats, now can he? He’s not an ATM machine, you know. I’m sure he tried to explain that to them, but you know these hotels. Money, money, money. “You owe us money, we want our money.” It’s a really unattractive quality to be honest.
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt announced they were separating back on January 6, 2005, and some version of this “Jennifer Aniston is dangerously obsessed with Brad Pitt” story has come up twice a month ever since. She can either get over it and live a long happy life or just kill herself, I really don’t care which, but this has got to stop. I cannot do this any more. I wrote like 5 different introductions for this stupid story, and this was the best one. Page Six says…
The unlucky-in-love actress was late coming out of her trailer while filming “The Bounty” with Gerard Butler a few weeks ago. The source tells Page Six that when an assistant went to fetch Aniston, she was in tears, and said, “I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me.”
Aniston pulled herself together and managed to put on a smile when she eventually emerged from her trailer. The insider added, “While she enjoyed flirting with Gerard on set and put a brave face on every day, privately she is still very fragile.”
To be fair, the scene was about the bounty hunter (Butler) capturing Anistons character but then pushing her aside to catch someone younger and way way hotter, so you can see why that would hit so close to home.
Khloe Kardashian (seen here with her sisters Kourtney and Kim) is still set to marry LA Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday. The date also marks the first anniversary of the day they met. First month, I should say. They met for the first time on August 27th. And you may find this hard to believe, but some people think the bullet-fast race to the alter may be a sham so Khloe can get publicity. Fox News says…
(At a benefit Tuesday night) Khloe was not wearing an engagement ring and the two refused to give any interviews, even about non-wedding related material. “What are the two waiting for?” one insider wondered. “If they are so in love, why not share?”
But it wasn’t only partygoers that were left questioning the legitimacy of the romance, even their fellow celebrities have their doubts. Singer Mya was overheard telling a pal that she is sure the engagement is “fake” and is nothing more than “publicity stunt” so Khloe can get some attention, since her two sisters seem to be taking it all.
Well of course it’s a stunt. It’s one thing to get drunk in Vegas and marry someone you met a month ago, but no one actually plans out a wedding to someone they’ve known for 2 weeks, and then marries them 2 weeks after that. Does she need citizenship or something? If she’s worried we’ll send her back to the planet where Wookies come from, she can relax. I’m not sure how we’d even get her there.
Michelle Philips, the ex-wife of John Philips, mother of Chyna Philips and step-mom to Mackenzie Philips, says Mackenzie is lying when she claims to have had a decade-long sexual affair with her dad. And then she tacks on a few digs about all the drugs just for good measure. Shit just got real. The Hollywood Reporter says…
“John was a bad parent, and a drug addict. But [expletive deleted] his daughter? If she thinks it’s true, why isn’t she with a good psychiatrist on a couch? I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show.”
“Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed.”
“Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.”
Mackenzie hasn’t responded to this yet, but it’s probably safe to assume she won’t care. You’re gonna have a tough time trying to insult someone who just told the world she had sex with own dad for ten years.