Kelly Bensimon is in a bikini

"Real Housewives of New York City" star Kelly Bensimon is in Miami today, and she looks pretty good in a bikini considering she's 42. She'd look way better with huge implants, obviously, but if porn has taught me anything, and I like to think it has, it's that MILFs do... read more

the naked Miley Cyrus picture is real. probably.

A few people, such as popeater and gossip cop, are saying the Miley Cyrus naked cell phone pic is not actually Miley, mostly because Miley has "just breathe" tatted under her left breast, which you can't see in the naked picture. But of course this picture was taken in a... read more

orange you glad to see Cameron Diaz

I take sole responsibility and 100 percent of the credit for the demise of Kirsten Snaggletooth Dunst, and now I hope Cameron Diaz can be the next to go because are you god damn kidding me? She still looks mostly human in movies but when you see her live, like yesterday... read more

Katy Perry side boob is good but also frustrating

When Katy Perry performed at last nights Grammy nominations concert (honestly, is there any major award less relevant than the Grammys?), at one point the strap on her tight gold dress slipped off her shoulder, almost exposing one of her kick ass boobs. But she caught it... read more

Christina Aguilera was sad about her divorce :(

(NOTE - like most stories, this one is hotter if you imagine it's about UK model Rhian Sugden and her giant naked breasts. pictures under the cut.) Christina Aguilera tells People magazine that she was something feelings something something divorce oh my god I'm already... read more

Julia Roberts is a moron

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch (as best illustrated in this email from her neighbor in Malibu) and you can tell as much in this commercial for an Italian coffee company that she got $1.5 million for. First of all, she couldn't be bothered to say even one word, which... read more

Miley Cyrus is taking naked cell phone pictures again

I really need to move Tyler to one of those crooked island countries where you can, not only have a website with pictures of a naked 17 year old, but you could buy a naked 17 year old for a box of nails or a brita jug or something like that. Those countries have the... read more

Kim Kardashian dropped something

Brace yourself for a white knuckle ride on a wave of adrenaline, because not only did Kim Kardashian get a pedicure in Beverly Hills today, but when leaving, she dropped something! And then, she picked it up! Oohh this website just doesn't let up some days. My heart... read more

Britney Spears denies that her boyfriend hit her

A spokesman for Britney Spears and Jason Trawick has made a statement about todays report in Star magazine claiming that Trawick hits Britney. I think he's denying it. "Every aspect of the story published by Star Magazine is completely and utterly false. Star Magazine... read more

Jake Gyllenhall and Taylor Swift are official... ly boring

Jake Gyllenhaal (who turns 30 in 3 weeks) and Taylor Swift (who turns 21 in 2 weeks) are officially dating, according to Us magazine. Oh, the excitement. Us has the first photos of Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal's romantic Thanksgiving Day weekend. Arm in arm, the two... read more

what in the hell

Jason Trawick has been a well known talent agent for a long time because of high profile clients like Britney Spears, whom he also started dating two years ago, and he's generally given a degree of credit for her comeback because he's been seen as a steadying influence... read more

Henifaa Yopez is a pervert who flashes her kitty in public

Jennifer Lopez was married to a waiter named Ojai Noa from 1997-1998, but he's still not out of her life because, since at least 2006, he's been trying to release a book and video about her, one that would seemingly violate a confidentially agreement he signed in 2002.... read more