Rihanna got a new haircut

By brendon January 13, 2011 @ 5:22 PM

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By all accounts Rihanna (seen here last night at a Clippers game in LA) is a perfectly nice woman and everyone seems to like and she’s a good singer, but very obviously her new bang haircut sucks. If this were American Idol, these pictures would be turned into a montage with that ‘So You Had a Bad Day” song playing over it.

Olivia Munn should be on more talk shows

By brendon January 13, 2011 @ 3:49 PM

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Olivia Munn is out promoting her new NBC sitcom Perfect Couples, and that means things like appearing in Maxim and going on David Letterman. Even better it means tweeting out pictures of her cleavage while waiting to go David Letterman. This would also be a good ad for whatever brand of cookies those are. The secret ingredient is tits.

Gwyneth Paltrow has advice for “other” working moms

By brendon January 13, 2011 @ 3:05 PM

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I know some people who have worked with Gwyneth Paltrow and they say she’s delightful but that seems impossible to believe. Because she’s a complete cunt, delusional and arrogant beyond all comprehension.

The latest proof: on her website GOOP, Paltrow, who is worth 90 million dollars and got married in a castle, has advice for “other extremely busy working mothers.” Yes that said “other”. Because that’s what she considers herself. And just like all working moms, after she drops her kids at school…

Did dance aerobics for 45 minutes then all of the butt lifts and the like. Rushed upstairs to have a shower, doing my post workout stretch while the conditioner was doing its magic on my hair to combine activities/save time. Dressed quickly and rushed downstairs.

Her day is essentially filled with stuff like that. The stuff that real working moms do when not at work or being a mom. The stuff they have to squeeze into one hour on the weekend is Paltrows entire life, but she’s here to tell them how to do it. Because they don’t know. They need tips from Gwyneth Paltrow.

I’m honestly shocked that she isn’t punched in the face at least once every time she leaves the house.

Thurdsay morning headlines

By brendon January 13, 2011 @ 11:14 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Amy Winehouse Relaxing By The Pool In Rio

LADY GAGA – will make 100 million dollars in 2011, adding to the 60 million she made in 2010. And she would have made even more except that her music is horrible. (popeater)

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY – has broken up with Rupert Friend, her boyfriend for the past 5 years, but the really awesome part is the Suns headline, “Keiras Not Getting it Knightley”. Also note that the source of the story is her dad. So they talk about Keira getting cum on at least once every 24 hours, in huge font, then quote her dad who seems sad because his little girl won’t have some guys dick punching the back of her throat tonight. I dare you to find something better than London newspapers. (the sun)

BATMAN 3 – will likely have Keira Knightley, Anne Hathaway or Jessica Biel as the female lead. It’s good to finally see white girls catch a break in Hollywood. (nydn)

AMY WINEHOUSE – is in Rio this week, and the Daily Mail says she has some strange bruises on her thigh. Strange in the sense that she’s obviously a god damn zombie and they’re not supposed to have blood flow. (daily mail)

Nicole Kidman admits having botox

By brendon January 12, 2011 @ 5:56 PM

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Nicole Kidman has finally confessed to have tried Botox, and by “tried” she must mean with every meal since 2005. People says…

“I’ve tried a lot of things, but aside from sports and good nutrition, most things don’t make a difference,” Kidman, 43, (says). “I have also tried Botox.”
But Kidman says she didn’t like using the injections, which are known to tighten up a patient’s face to avoid the appearance of wrinkles.
“I didn’t like how my face looked afterwards,” she says. “Now I don’t use it anymore – I can move my forehead again!”

Not that it matters because she’s ridiculous looking either way. Above is a pic from when she was pregnant and had to stop getting botox for a while, below is her frozen in place right before her wedding in 2006. If I opened my front door and saw that standing in front of me, I would grab the nearest heavy thing I could find and try to kill it.

Ohai Rachel McAdams

By brendon January 12, 2011 @ 3:51 PM

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The photo agency for this said, “Rachel McAdams leaves little to the imagination in a revealing dress as she gets into her car after dinner in London,” but it’s hard to confirm that because that fat lady next to her is really distracting. It’s like she’s never seen a camera before. It’s kind if freaking me out, and she’s ruining everything.

(source = pacific coast)

Kelsey Grammer might be a cross dresser

By brendon January 12, 2011 @ 3:09 PM







Kelsey Grammer is in the middle of a divorce from Camille Grammer, which hasn’t stopped him from getting engaged to a new girl who is essentially a younger version of Camille, and that might have been a mistake on his part. Because today Camille was on the radio implying that Kelsey is a cross dresser.

It seems ridiculous for a few reasons, but mostly because who cares if somebody dresses like a woman in the privacy of their own home. I’m not hurtin anybody. Mind your own business!

Natalie Portman is a good model

By brendon January 12, 2011 @ 2:11 PM

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Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged, but luckily there will be pictures like this ad for Miss Dior Cherie perfume (uhq copy here) to preserve her hotness forever and remind us how great she was before that stupid kid came and wrecked everything. I know this kid is -6 months old right now, but I want that little bastard to know that he’s already made at least one mortal enemy.