Taylor Swift even more annoying when beatboxing

December 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Grammy Nominations Concert is apparently a thing that exists, and it was last night in Nashville, hosted by Taylor Swift and LL Cool J, and it’s so cute the way the cunty, 22-year-old millionaire acts as if she’s... READ MORE

Demi Moore is quite a dancer

December 7, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Did you ever go to a dance in junior high dance and the chaperones starting dancing too and it freaked everyone out? Well this is like that. Especially since… is that the twist, is she doing the twist? Holy... READ MORE

Paris Hilton spoke at the European School Of Economics awards

December 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The European School Of Economics Foundation Vision And Reality Awards were held last night in New York and attended by Paris Hilton, and though it may look like I found two unrelated sentences, cut them in half and then... READ MORE

Bret Easton Ellis is being a jackass on twitter again

December 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘The Hurt Locker’ was awesome, and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. To prove my point, here’s Bret Easton Ellis: – Kathryn Bigelow would be considered a mildly interesting filmmaker if she was a man but since she’s... READ MORE

the Japanese ‘Star Trek’ trailer has more footage, Japanese

December 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There’s a longer trailer due next week, and a nine minute trailer in front of ‘the Hobbit’ in IMAX, but today we finally got a teaser for JJ Abrams ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness’. And since he can’t market anything... READ MORE

police blame Halle Berrys ex for starting that fight

December 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Police now feel that Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry was actually the instigator in the fight between him and Halles fiancé Oliver Martinez, but Martinez is French so I still feel justified in not liking him. She doesn’t really... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow has never looked better

December 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A lot of people are calling the picture of Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of InStyle a “photoshop fail” because her face looks kinda distorted, but remember this; Gwyneth Paltrow is kinda ugly. READ MORE

Snooki has some parenting advice for Princess Kate

December 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t have any kids myself, because I hate them, but I know that many new parents worry constantly and are terrified that they’re doing everything wrong. I also know that not one of them has ever thought, “I... READ MORE

John Travolta sings with Olivia Newton John, isnt gay at all

December 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Olivia Newton-John, well, is alive, for one, so the surprises are all downhill from here, but has a Christmas album coming out, and today she released the first video, a duet with John Travolta. And if dancing with his... READ MORE

Ashley Judd might run for Senate

December 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashley Judd has been famous for like 15 years, and never once have I heard anyone say, “you know what would be great? If she were a Senator.” That’s because it’s a dumb idea. The Hollywood movie star and... READ MORE