Lara Alvarez Should Be More Famous

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After coming across these pics the first thought that popped into my head was I want to live in between her tits for a day. Well actually it was who is this, she seems nice, I wonder if we... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Booed When He Should Be Bricked

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Middle-aged lesbian Justin Bieber received a cold reception from his Limey fans when they booed him at a London concert. Why would his dedicated fan base of overweight menstruating girls and closeted boys jeer their ferret-faced idol? He was... READ MORE

Bret Michaels Sobs Like a Girl Child After Losing ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Make that ‘All-Star Celebrity Apprentice’. Lisa Rinna is involved. This is top shelf. According to reports, Bret Michaels went full force tears after learning that he was the first contestant booted from the show this season. It was a... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Wears a Hat to Hide the Jizz Around Her Eyes

March 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden wants so badly to be famous. She came to Hollywood as a third stage stripper turned 16-year old naive country girl and married the biggest celebrity she could find, that squat old dude from the crappy seasons... READ MORE

Rihanna Loves Chris Brown, Hates Bras

March 6, 2013 | pictures | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Sits Like a Lady

March 6, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure when exactly girls learn to wiggle their bare ass in the air, maybe it’s one of those coming of age rituals passed down from mom to daughter, kind of like my old man telling me not... READ MORE

Nikki Cox And Jay Mohr Are Making Everybody Horny

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox have been married since 2006, but judging by the picture above they’re already on their way to being retired grandparents in the Florida panhandle. Seriously, she’s only 34-years old, yet she looks like she... READ MORE

CONFIRMED: Celebrities Hate Hispanic Babies

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

We could dance around the truth with some polite rationalizations, but who has time for that. Let’s cut to it — Hollywood celebrities hate Hispanic babies. Oh, they fucking love African and African-American babies. Sandra Bullock, Madonna, Kristen Davis,... READ MORE

Katsia Zingarevich Is A Star Now

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Anton Zingarevich is the son of Russian billionaire Boris Zingarevich and the owner of the Reading Football Club, which means very little other than he can probably have people killed just for looking at him. But the really cool... READ MORE

Casey Anthony Should Do Porn

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Casey Anthony made her first public appearance in almost two years yesterday, as she attended her bankruptcy hearing in Tampa, FL to plead her case that she’s broke. Casey currently owes about $800,000 in legal fees and whatever else,... READ MORE