I know some of you can never get past seeing Macauley Culkin as little Kevin from the Home Alone movie franchise. You’re not really being fair. It’s time we all started thinking of Macauley as the now 32-year old... READ MORE

When Leonardo DiCaprio was snubbed for an Academy Award nomination for his very deserving performance in Django Unchained, he didn’t sulk or complain like some whiny bitch. Or maybe he did, I don’t really know, because I was too... READ MORE

My friend Jess once proposed that the definition of ‘too high’ is when you’re watching the Cartoon Network and you realize it’s been four hours since you last checked a clock. Meh, declaring Miley Cyrus ‘one of the greatest... READ MORE

‘Chas’ did win the entirely democratic banner contest voting process. I defy Jimmy Carter to come in here and monitor the results. Chas’ minimal changes strategy paid off with 33% of the vote. Although you could say 67% voted... READ MORE

I’ve never met an ugly girl from Brazil. Is it just that the hot women are all fleeing and the South American nation is left with a herd of fugly women? I call this the every-town-in-Ohio-effect. Or are Brazilian... READ MORE

It seems like a challenge to piss both fat people and skinny people off, but Rachael Ray’s TV show has managed to do so. Christina Pagliarolo weighs 60 pounds over the Mendoza Line and she doesn’t like angry dick... READ MORE

I don’t want to write this post because Jennifer Aniston WANTS me to write this post and I detest that woman more than my period getting in the way of a solid weekend of sex. Which, yes, I am... READ MORE

We were all sickened by the bombings at the Boston Marathon earlier this week. After the initial shock of the act had subsided I had a thought that I have soon after any of these events: How are conspiracy... READ MORE

Girls get incredibly more fun when you take them somewhere far away. Rachel Bilson is the height of annoying modesty when on American soil, but take her offshore to a place like Barbados and suddenly she’s in a tiny... READ MORE

Imagine if you found out that your spouse was married to someone else…on Facebook. That’s what happened to a woman when the annoying “People You Might Know” function on the site suggested that she ‘friend’ her husband’s other wife.... READ MORE