We reported yesterday on Amanda Bynes’ continuing transformation from cute Nickelodeon teen star to full fledged crack whore. Her bizarre appearance in a recent tweet in which she looked like if Nicki Minaj was hit by a car, got... READ MORE

I always read these stories about how older married couples rediscover long since forgotten romantic photos of themselves and it reminds them of their young love. Just kidding. I don’t read. I saw that in a Cialis ad during... READ MORE

Right after I compared Amanda Bynes to Nicki Minaj yesterday, I felt rather shitty, for Nicki Minaj. Just look at Nicki blasting herself off on Twitter yesterday. She’s a definite thang. While Amanda Bynes spirals toward Margot Kidder dumpster... READ MORE

Dammit. Of all the people for some drunken idiot to crash into, why Miranda Kerr? Ladies, I know you know who Miranda Kerr is. Men, unless you’re sporting neuticles where the jewels used to rest, you definitely keep yourself... READ MORE

If you’re keeping count, and I’m sure you are, the list of needlessly wealthy people created by TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras mainly featured Honey Boo Boos hillbilly family, but it appears they now have some company. Because people who... READ MORE

Of all the things to make a comeback in 2013, who would have guessed stalking celebrities would be so popular right now? But between the How I Met Your Mother girl and now Ivanka Trump, being a crazy-eyed psychopath... READ MORE

Aside from the indentured servitude, mass starving and batshit crazy dictators, North Korea could probably be a pretty great place, but we’ll never know because those cranky, old white fellas running our country don’t want us hanging out over... READ MORE

Tamara Ecclestone is rich. She and her sister are heiresses to the Bernie Ecclestone F1 Racing fortune. It’s supposed to be well over a billion dollars. Tamara’s sister, Petra, started buying up shit in L.A. with her money. Like... READ MORE

The Quickening has begun. Crazy Amanda Bynes drove drunk all over L.A., declared L.A. just too tight-ass on motorists, quit the entertainment industry, moved to New York, ran crazy naked through a tanning salon, smoked so much pot at... READ MORE

“It was a hard week. I was working out every morning and had a huge show every night” “When people are pushing their camera in your face all day long and yell mean things at you, it’s hard.” “I’m only human,... READ MORE