If there is one thing that unites all of mankind, it’s porn. It doesn’t matter if you are rich or poor, black or white, liberal or conservative, gay or straight, we all jerk off while watching other people naked... READ MORE

I dug Kick-Ass. Unexpectedly good since (a) almost all comic book based movies disappoint, (b) it looked pretty shitty in early trailers, and (c) most childhood actors have shrill annoying voices, much like most children themselves. But I liked... READ MORE

Candice Swandenpoel got together with her good looking friends to stand around and be good looking. The other two are nice but Swandenpoel has the ability to stop you dead in your tracks. Like most days I have nothing... READ MORE

Most college wrestlers consider themselves lucky if they don’t catch a deeply humiliating case of The Herp from rolling around intimately with sweaty competitors. That shit has happened before. But Matt McDonough of the crazy-ass University of Iowa wrestling... READ MORE

If this were a fill in the blanket contest and you heard, ‘Kim Kardashian just got sprayed in the face with _________’, the word ‘blood’ probably wouldn’t come to mind. It came up number seven on my own list,... READ MORE

How do you know when a celebrity is lying? When they quit Twitter because they’re sick of all the untruths. Kind of like discovering gambling in Casablanca. Just last week the spastic Miley Cyrus hunched over her MacBook Air... READ MORE

Female butt cheeks don’t get the attention they deserve. By any man’s calculations, they fall into the Top 5 of important parts, but only the discerning gentleman knows that ass belongs at the top of the list. Mother Nature... READ MORE

File this under stuff you weren’t sure there was a rule for, but I guess it makes sense. Ronaldo Balkman formerly of the Knicks and Nuggets has found his way down to the Philippine Basketball Association. That right there ought to... READ MORE

People who say Halle Berry is just OK are both blind, and probably racist too. Not that there’s anything wrong with being blind. Halle Berry is 46-damn years old and I’d dare you to name another woman her age... READ MORE

I don’t know if its because I’m possibly gay or because I’m definitely incredibly racist but Halle Berry does absolutely nothing for me. That’s why it shocks me to hear people talking about her appearance on Leno last night. Mostly because I didn’t... READ MORE