Lindsay Lohan gears up for Halloween around mid-March after she wakes up from New Year’s. It’s a brutal schedule, but Halloween is her favorite holiday. In her newly adopted home of London she went as a mouse you might... READ MORE

It seems like just yesterday everybody spent eleven seconds before declaring that tinkering little rapscallion clock maker in Texas the Rosa Parks of fake time bomb looking surprise school science projects. About eleven seconds later everybody conceded that Ahmed... READ MORE

You look at this squirrelly self-satisfied jelly roll and her mediocre talent and her bold literary tales of fingering her little sister and wonder who the hell is backing her? It’s New York. In certain parts of the city, the... READ MORE

Tila Tequila, that pint-sized conspiracy loving cum sponge, tweeted a pic of her kid dressed like Hitler. Doesn’t she know she’ll be the first one thrown in the showers by her kids future final solution. Check out little Adolf Tequila.... READ MORE

Everybody laments silicone Hollywood, but it pales in comparison to the disappointment in finally seeing an actress in a bikini and realizing she has no breasts. It’s like visiting the zoo when the lions are sleeping. You can tell... READ MORE

Latin America was overrun with European colonials hundreds of years ago and never recovered. They’re like a girl who got felt up by her high school English teacher and can never love again. Every single country is some variation... READ MORE

It’s hard to target the precise moment when a 40-year old mom gets her tits done, but I’d say right about now for Drew Barrymore. That’s the confidence of a woman who didn’t skimp on design costs. Barrymore’s new... READ MORE

Dr. Phil who only does harm as a doctor nabbed the first interview with the Florida semi-employed journalist who Linda Tripped Jared Fogle into talking all about his lust for little kids on her secret phone recordings. I’m not... READ MORE

Every Halloween season a couple or three kids costumes get protested by somebody either placed on this earth to be annoying or somebody with a hidden agenda. Often both. The current protest centers around an Israeli Defense Forces soldier... READ MORE

The rapper known as Future just woke up from a dream where he fucked a baby into Russell Wilson’s girlfriend because somebody had to to discover Blac Chyna who he took to the Sizzler once and fucked over the back... READ MORE