September 3, 2015 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
When Chelsea Handler returns to television in just forty-seven more off-putting selfies, she will doing so with the Executive Producer of The View running her show. Merging two insipid shitty talk show forces can only result in stupendous. Like...
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September 3, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Hillary Clinton emails reveal that her close confidant and warm hands travel companion Huma Abedin makes about half a mill a year being Clinton’s special assistant. Abedin often complains it’s not enough. It’s a combination of her government salary along with a...
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September 2, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
The idea of a female President hasn’t caught the same tsunami as the first black President. I’m not seeing the me-too bumper stickers like I did in 2008. Even low information voters inherently understand there are more women in...
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September 2, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Canadian skateboard enthusiast and singer Avril Lavigne has split with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. I guess she came to the conclusion we all know: nothing that has ever happened is as terrible as Nickleback. Read more about Canadian heartbreak....
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September 2, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It’s not for me to say how long a woman has left to find a guy without credit problems, but I’m giving Minka Kelly and her breasts two years. You can clock it from July rumors that she was...
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September 2, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Miley Cyrus is overachieving. Like Rudy, if everybody agreed they would fuck Rudy if nobody else would ever find out. She can’t sing, but she’s a multi-platinum recording artist. She’s not sexy, but she’s become the go-to girl on...
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September 2, 2015 |
WTF |
Lex Jurgen|
Every time you feel shitty about America, just Google news of the world and read about what goes on in every other fucked up corner of this planet. In India, a tribal council decided that a young man from...
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September 1, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Just over a year ago I found Matt Ralston while trolling Craigslist Juneau for a no strings attached pen pal. In addition to providing male tourists from the Lower Forty-Eight with expert edging services, Matt turned out to be a really funny guy. Now...
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September 1, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Rebel Wilson took hardcore Twitter grief from the BlackLivesMatter hashtaggers for making light of recent police brutality with her lame bit on the MTV show about the brutality of police strippers. It’s funny, because it’s a play on words, until Rebel...
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September 1, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
America’s sweetheart Taylor Swift let out a big old fart on the air during the MTV broadcast of the VMAs. It seems she does share some normal human function. Though mostly just the farting, along with some jealousy, hatred, and...
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